Reviews

I've been to PT's a few times now so I feel I can review it properly. It's an all nude club, well except the shoes which never seem to come off. You can…

I had a few hours to kill so I decided to visit XTC on a Tuesday evening because of their $10 cover + $10 dance promotion. I figured it was a low risk gamble.…

I come here at least one time a year in hope that the old days would come back. I have to face it ... they should just close this place. I was there early afternoon…

Things were slow when I came in, but by about 11:00 it was busier and there were several girls dancing and several customers. The girls were very hot. The club has a chill,…

I haven't been to Players Club for quite some time, but I was in the area visiting a friend so I decided to visit. The parking is plentiful, and I feel like that it is…

This is the first time I had been to the Lamplighter. From other reviews, and from the fact that it is right next to the more popular slimy dive Centerfolds I thought it must be…

Decided to take a second trip up to IR, as the first one wasn't all that bad, and after asking around, the word on the ones near me in the Melbourne area all pretty much…

I won't bother describing the club or moaning again like I usually do about how the overall dancer quality isn't anywhere near as good as it used to be, but I would like to briefly…

I came through Atlanta on a business trip and wanted to stop in at the club scene. I had lived in Atlanta years ago but never made the time then to visit around so…

As others have mentioned, Lace is right off Rt. 46 West by the DMV, two right turns and you’re there. Went on a Friday after midnight, plenty of spots in parking lot, felt safe. Once…

I was passing thru western Colorado and decided to check this place out. The parking lot was kind of empty, but I went on in. Cover was $10. Place seemed pretty empty and dead, but…

Well after 56+ reviews I finally got a turn down. So typically I do not describe the environment but for the reviewers her goes. You park your car in the parking lot across the street…

I've been reading some of the recent reviews of this club and have been thinking (1) either they're way too critical of this place, or (2) I had an really exceptional experience. I chanced…

After reading mostly positive reviews headed there as I was in the area for business. It feels like a Las Vegas club when you walk in but the dancers certainly are not Las Vegas quality.…

Rolled through the lot around 1pm on a Thursday. Lots of cars including a police vehicle with an officer. Decided to come back later when he was not around. Visited Monsoon for a while then…

Dean’s Gold is located in North Miami Beach, it’s a good 20-30 minutes depending on traffic from South Beach and Downtown. If you find yourself in any suburb of Miami or Fort Lauderdale, you…

Stopped in to check out the newly reopened cloakroom around 12:30 on a Tuesday. The place is really nice and it looks like they spent a lot of money on it. There is one center…

I never expect much out of any Rockford club. Sometimes I get surprised by a real fun time, usually because of hott women working that isn't usually the case. TT has had hott women in…

I have a buddy who has been recommending this place for years and after a long night and not so great experience at nearby Talk of the Town, I headed over to Showgirls around 2AM…

Arrived at Synn around 2. Got the usual hustle from Suki and Andrea. Massive upsells and only willing to do VIP (hopefully they will change their ways since it seemed like they weren't that busy).…

Visited Laughlin for the regatta and I always try to stop into this place. It has been reopened too long. It’s really recent sized and it looked decent. The cover for males was 20 ladies…

Came in in a Sunday, close to opening. 4 girls working there, may have been more but couldn't see them. Skye, Lucy, Ileana, and a tall leggy rail thin blonde whose name I don't remember.…

I fairly recently started working in the Greensboro area and am fortunate to have quite a bit of flexibility with my schedule so I've been visiting some of the local clubs when I get a…

I arrived about 10:00 pm and paid 2500 Czech Koruna (about $114 US) to get in that includes a beer or a shot. The barker was friendly enough. Upstairs, you pay before entering and get…

The club itself feels kind of warehousey and doesn't really convey a "luxury" feeling. Lots of tanned blondes and not much variety in the girls, but all were sweet and friendly and try to make…

So I lived close to this club many years ago, but I didn’t know much about it at the time and had never been to any kind of club at the time so I never…

Arrived just before 9 pm last Wednesday and stayed for a couple of hours. The parking lot was pretty full but there spaces nearer the door than usual. Upon entry I used…

This club reminds me of a mini Miami or Detroit, but more laid back. Super hot french chicks with questionable morals. Which I love. Totally recommend getting there from Montreal, it is a decent little…

My second time going here and I was still optimistic after last time thinking that I maybe just got unlucky but after this time I feel like this place is a little lame but with…

The dancer convinced me that if she would take me out back she would satisfy my every need. I said "yes please". All she did was dance for 4 songs and I had to stop…

Went here on a Wednesday night around 10pm. Was planning to go to Johnny’s but decided to try this place since it was so close. There is only street parking that I saw. The club…

Went with the specific goal of getting a room. Figured one of my favs had to be there. Asked the bartender about Lola and Leiliani and was told that Lola was't working and that Leiliani…

I had a few mixed drinks for $6 each. I think there was beer for around $4. There were three ladies attentive to making me feel like staying although I was hoping for…

Got in late on a Saturday night. Place was packed. $20 door charge. There were a couple of bachelor parties going on. The girls bring the groom on satage and always spank them with a…

With much excitement I was able to recently able to make my first visit to a COI club and I picked Synn. Had a devil of a time getting a parking spot in the adjacent…

After a bad visit in May, this one was better. First, the lying obnoxious tip-requesting doorman was gone. Second, they now post a list of on-site dancers on a white board behind the entrance station,…

First this is a dead club, there are generally very few customers, on this night , a Tuesday, when I arrived about 8PM there were about 6 customers including myself which is a far cry…

Very nice place. Heard a ton about Providence clubs and finally got a chance to visit. Pretty hot girls, didn’t buy see any 10’s but more than a few 8’s. Would definitely come back. The…

It’s Saturday afternoon and got nothing else better to do as usual. Decided to hit up Bandaids since I haven’t been there in awhile. I get there around 4 something pm and quite…

MPire provided a nice break on a Tuesday night. After getting ID scanned and paying no cover, I walked into a bright, clean, and contemporary three floor space with big screens, two stages on…

On a whim I decided to take a trip down to TJ. Made the drive down on a Wednesday evening. Stopped at last exit before the border and got a room just in case. Got…

In the 90's, I was stationed in san diego u. s navy. I used to go to t.j all the time. I was young and drunk most of the time down there lol. I…

I came here after a disappointing visit to DD. (Won’t go into details at DD but this place has gone down hill bad, I hadn’t been here for a about 4 months and I don’t…

Stopped in around 8pm or so a few weeks ago. Cover was $5 Beer was $4. A few custies and 5 or so dancers. A cute blonde spinner, Tory, Zia was stacked with some…

Great visit this time around. In the number of times I hit JE in the past, I found that I knew what I was in for, friendly girls and from the lap dance perspective, sensual…

I ended up in Vegas for a week and decided to hit up one of the clubs. Palomino was where I decided on due to the fact that it was full nude and served…

I recently visited Southern X Posure in Barbourseville, WV for the first time. I had never been to any WV clubs, but had read reviews so had an idea of what to expect. I wasn't…

I’ll go to this club every now and then if I am in the city. It’s nowhere close to my favorite club in Seattle but it’s not bad to just sit and watch since they…

Dropped in on Saturday just as they were switching between day and night shift girls. Daytime cover is $5 nighttime is $10. Drinks are overpriced. $9.50 for a premium beer more for a mixed drink.…

Had some time to kill in the afternoon so stopped in for a beer. Place was dead. Maybe 4 other customers. 1 dancer was leaving as I sat down. I noticed another 3 dancers sitting…

I had already visited Southern X earlier in the night, so decided to try out J.B.'s afterwards. I arrived at maybe 10:30 and stayed until near closing (at 2:30am). This place is nothing like Southern…

Although this is a total hit or miss it isn't a bad first stop in the area to get warmed up as there are much more expensive and reliable talented options in the area with…

This review is from a while back. I’ve been meaning to write this for a while but life gets in the way. I only get to visit clubs when I’m traveling these days... Small club, but…

It's been a couple years since I've been to IR, and some things have changed, but by far the most important thing hasn't -- $10 lappers. One of the best values for clubs in…

As of this weekend the love ranch is closed indefinitely. The cited reason is for code violations but the real reason seems to be that the owner, the infamous Dennis Hof, is running for state…

This was my spot but after 3-4 bad visits, I quit coming. I'm pleased to inform that it has made a comeback. In part by the Cuban invasion and in part by running out the…

This was my first time here and in a Philly club. From what I found out, most of them are a bar with a stage and 1 or 2 poles in the middle. Couldn't get…

My wife and I visited Club Omaha on Friday night. The owner was working the counter, explained the rules to us and we both signed up for the $50 membership. Then the…

I had been here before and wasn't super impressed but the reviews remained decent so i wanted to give it a second look to make sure I didn't just have a bad experience at first.…

Stopped by this place passing thru on a business trip. Very easy to get to. There were about 5 dancer working at the time. Three of them were already doing a…

Recently checked it out. Cover was 20 bucks. Upon walking in I was offered a VIP card that costs 60 which gives you 6 months of free admission and 5% rewards on money spent. Sounded…

Free lunch buffet-Who can pass on that? Plus it's a gentleman's club too-Bonus Points!!! I went there today for lunch. The lunch was pretty tasty and the dancers were super hot. I was totally impressed…

So I’m in St. Louis for meetings at Edward Jones that got a little tense. I had no intentions of going to ESL this visit but after that meeting I went during a break before…

Circumstances had me at Hong Kong during the weekday for the first time (other than a Friday night). I'm all about the vibe of that place on a Saturday night, just pure sensory overload...so…

I haven’t been to Sahara in a long time so it was time to go again before I leave town again. I must say I was on a mission to see Vanessa. She had escaped…

Visited club on Thurs night last week, arriving at 7:30pm (club opened at 7pm) and stayed until 11:30pm. Cover $0. Bud Lt bottle $4. Happy hour til 10pm: $4 corona or a few other brand…

Visited club on Tues night last week, after spending a couple hours at Club Rouge, arriving at 1:30am. Cover $0. Domestic draft $4. Door man informs me $2 tip mandatory if sitting stage side. No touching…

This club is in the middle of a number of clubs on Broadway. As I walked by, two dancers were standing outside and tried to entice me to come in. One was a…

was getting a bit tied of the the clubs i normally go to. decided on my day off to head to the hitching post and catch the leggs and eggs friday special. unfortunately i missed…

Omar's used to be my go to club a very long time ago. I will stop in every once in a while just to see if maybe I can find at least one hot dancer…

I hit three Akon clubs on a Thursday evening / night. First was Club 1245. Cover = Free Beer = $4.00 Plenty of parking, with a lot on the side. Stage Dancing – None while I was there I…

I have been visiting to Vegas at least 3 times a year over the last 7 years or so and for the most of the time until few years ago OG’s was one of my…

Well, as the title states. To me, the club was pretty average. With that said though, I hadn't been to any other clubs in Honolulu. Arriving at the location, the club…

I don't know why I bothered to try this club again. It just doesn't get better, at least at the times I show up. Daytime cover charge is ridiculous. Bar service is slow. Back in…

So after a bit of a hiatus I decided to return. After paying my $5 cover and having my ID checked but not scanned, I entered. Being a summer evening and weekday, you don't know…

Been to this club a handful of times now and have never left disappointed. Every time I take a trip out to Winston to visit this club I have had myself an enjoyable night. Last…

Went to Gold Rush recently and boy is the spot nice and pretty! Let’s start with the entrance first shall we......parking is an absolute disgrace! $15 for regular valet and they park…

Stop in on a Friday afternoon, not too busy. Couple of ladies 2-3 sitting at the bar. Ordered a beer which is $4, and ladies mostly 40-ish Asian lady sits down to talk. She request…

This was no my first visit to the club, I have been there a few times. Most often it is a good time. Club serves beer at the dance stage, reasonably priced, I believe about…

This is an ok gentleman’s club, but mostly a bikini bar with pasties so no full nude. Girls are mostly average, and good mix of ethnicity. Drinks range about $8 for a dos xx. Lap…

I stopped in here when I was walking around downtown. Admittedly, you may feel a bit weird going to a strip club in such a touristy area, but it's not bad once you get inside. Cover…

Stopped by this place on a Saturday evening, possibly about 4-5 girls on premise, but all sitting talking to customers. Cover was $5 and drinks range about $8, pretty typical. Ambience of the layout…

A first time visit to the Mouse's Ear in Knoxville, TN. Googling the club shows that is has burnt down twice, but it's right back in place tucked just behind a large shopping mall. There…

Headed to the Foxy with visions of Asia dancing in my head (over the past six months, she's delivered two of my all-time best lapdance experiences ever), but she was nowhere to be seen.…

I have been going to this joint for over 10 years and lately it’s been hit or miss but I have my regulars and do call ahead which assures I’ll get taken care of. But…

Well this was definitely my worst DG experience largely due to one goofy dancer tiffany. Now i am partly to blame because i had heard she was a waste but there were only 2 girls…

I dropped in at 1 AM or later to try to get some satisfaction. Maybe 8-10 dancers. Only one, slim hot blonde, worth my time. She was all over some other guy…

Was at Club O a couple weeks ago for a bachelor party. Apparently, whatever happened there last time that got them shut down was pretty serious because as you drive in there is a couple…

I don't live in the Jacksonville area, and there is not a great deal to do if you aren't beaching, boating, or fishing. This club is newly renovated with new owners. In fact next weekend…

Lido's newest locations are incredibly convenient to my office, which is a dangerous thing! Checked out their venue on the Lower East Side last week at the end of the work day. Popped in around…

I stop here probably once a month. They actually serve a decent lunch and by coming for lunch I can avoid the fuglies by saying I’m just here for lunch. The reason I come back…

Ok, if you haven’t been here, it’s nothing special. But it’s the local neighborhood Titty bar and the only one in town lol. As mentioned before, no VIP area, there are booth seats along the…

Went late Thursday early Friday to unwind after a long drive. Crowd was not bad with a couple of groups on either side of the stage. Got 3 dances from an average brunette…

It was one of this days where I finally have a day off from work and my kids. I was bored and decided to venture off to Synn. I come to this club once in…

Decided to come to Crazy horse after not feeling the first club of the night. Cover was $26 which seem like an odd number but we went for it anyway. Inside, the setup is different…

So we had a rainy Saturday, and I decided to hit purple orchid again hoping to find somebody neat, new, and sexy as all hell. That did not happen. This could have been the worst…

I was on a quick work trip to California and popped into 4 Play on two different occasions--a weekday afternoon and a Saturday night. I knew going in that this would be a low-mileage…

I went back after a long absence to see what it was like. It's about the same. Stereotypical dive bar. So girls are pretty friendly and some of the same ones were here from 6…

Decided to checkout DDs after reading some encouraging reviews. There was no cover when I walked in, which was around 3:30. I was on my way to the airport for an evening flight, so…

July feature Lacy steele Went with my wife this night just to check it out. Had been a little over a year since we've been in (june 2017 to see feature dancer Richelle Ryan…