Reviews

When I originally arrived in the parking lot (I think it was close to 9pm) I was surprised at how few cars were in the parking lot. This worried me, so I went to Fantasy…

Stopped in late afternoon and joined 10-12 other customers at the bar. Maybe it was time of a shift change, but we were faced with an empty stage and no dancers. The DJ kept suggesting…

They key to most go-go bars are the girls. So lets deal with that now. The dancers are on the older side. American, European and South American. The bar maid is on…

First off - never seen more neon lights on the outside of a building ever lol. Lit up the whole block. Showed up around midnight on Wednesday night, the cover charge was…

I hit up bottoms up Sunday around midnight. Paid $5 cover to my surprise it was empty when I arrived. Only a couple of dancers out by the bar talking to each other.…

I tend to find myself here every few months, less often than I use to. March was my last visit. And still disappointed that the ID scanner is still there, even though it is under…

My first trip was on a Friday night. All I can say is WOW! awesome club. Very simply, the girls are beautiful, mostly Cuban and the dances are great. I had Dances…

Stopped by Wednesday pm. 11 ish. No cover. Mixed drink and a beer was $22. Girls looked good 5-8 range Small stage in the middle Lots of tables around. The vibe of the place feels more like a sports bar with…

Stopped by for a late afternoon visit. Place was not very busy. About 25-30 girls. A good variety , A few cubans have shown up , maybe 5 or so. then mix of else.…

So it’s been a while since I’ve been to Scarlett’s , when I first started clubbing it was my go to way back when , but when I figured other clubs in south Florida were…

Went mid-week early evening and only one stage was open when I arrived around 9pm. Two more stages opened soon thereafter and eventually all 4 were open. Lots of women working but not as many…

I was in St. Louis this past weekend and I ended up checking out Club Onyx on Friday night. I arrived around midnight, paid the $10 cover and was in after brief pat down.…

Platinum dollz continues to be a favorite club. the place is clean and well kept up. The staff is friendly. The look and vibe is of an upmarket club. Okay its…

The group of people I was in AC with went to sleep and I decided to walk to Delilah’s. There was a $10 cover and no dress code. When I entered there was a very…

I have been to this club many times. Mileage isn't anything to write home about. But it is a nice club, good looking women. The lay out has been gone over before.…

So this is our second trip to Detroit and our second trip to Legends. The location is so convenient. Easy walk from Greektown. Walk felt safe. It’s the same layout. Feels like a loft, three…

Haven’ been back to Playhouse for a bit and finally was in the area and just had to stop by. Always lovely girls there that are super friendly. Some are better looking than others but…

This place is a strong local spot. You are close to Onyx and a few others—but I prefer this. I’m big on fun and reasonable value—and this place is great for it. Several…

Those of you that are regular visitors to this site know the parking is safe, the facility is cozy, there is a members club upstairs and a cigar bar on the third floor. I will…

All these reviews are on the money. I've gone 2 a few clubs time to time and often you find the consistency is off, like dif service depending on day or who is working. Or…

If you are looking for a no-frills strip club, this is it. The girls are attractive, friendly, and talented dancers. Don't buy drinks at the bar (they are non-alcoholic and ridiculously expensive). I arrived ~midnight…

Stopped into Vegas Strip after a trip to the casino. $10 cover, $5 for beer. Pretty packed house. This place is in a pretty rough industrial area of Battle Creek, so there were a few…

I have been going to Lido for three years and i can't get enough. Their locations are convenient and the staff is very friendly. I happen to be friendly with the bouncers and the coat…

Well, this is the only club I've been to in the greater Seattle area and I was not impressed. I won't be going back. The clubs in Illinois and Michigan are way better in regards…

Stopped in on monday after work. The smell of weed filled the room as the bartender and only dancer were out back smoking. They charge $5 cover with no one dancing on stage. Makayla finally…

Got in just after midnight with the crew after some bar hopping in the same area. Had not been here in a minute. Cover was 10 or 15 with a coat check cover of 2…

Went in on a Tuesday kind of early like around 6. Two full service bars but only one was open at the time so it was a little crowded. Got a decent dinner and a…

On a previous trip through Payson, I saw Pete's Place's infamous cow sign and I knew that next time I came through that I would have to stop in. I did just that, and had…

Was in the city for meetings. Found a place to eat dinner but it was too early to go back to the hotel. I had walked by Lace several times in the past so I…

Stopped in because I was in the area and have not been in a while. There were about twenty or so customers with maybe 4 of us tipping. Several young guys just sitting staring at…

Stopped in after another disappointing visit to oasis. Only a handful of customers and about 6 dancers on the floor. For some reason, I’m really into the bartender....she is nothing special…

I had the weirdest compulsion to go to a strip club and eat something. Strangely enough, I ended up not getting any food here, but the normal reasons one goes to a strip club…

I stopped by the club for the first time in several years after seeing a movie in the area. The layout looked pretty much the same as I remember it several years ago. Overall it's…

Came in at around 5p paid the usual 10$ fee drinks included with a yelp check in. On this trip I danced with a few hotties which is ivanka, Milani, and Kimberly. Now…

This was my second visit to Spanky's. My first visit went well. There was a small selection of girls with mixed ethnicity. Sat for a few beers and then had a dance…

Late in the afternoon and so many customers arriving that the lower bar area was filled to capacity and it was difficult to walk through there. Once wanded in, the best place to relax was…

I never expected much of Seattle strip clubs but went in to Little Darlings on a whim. My first thought was I had made a big mistake. The crowd was small and there were only a handful…

One of the reasons I generally like Babes is that it's super low key, especially during the weeknights and weekdays. It's also not so packed at night on weekends. However, I totally forgot about Wednesday…

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches. Private dances…

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

Man haven’t been back here for a few years, the general layout is still the same as it always been the two main stages at each end with middle stage. The only difference was…

This is the place you go to when you just want to look. After hearing about this place for ages, I decided to try it out last week. I get the feeling like this is…

I went here after hitting up one of the higher end topless only clubs in the area, so it's possible my standards were high to begin with. However, when I walked in I quickly realized…

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

I had time to kill on a Friday afternoon so I decided to check out Paradise for the first time. The first thing that hit me when I entered was how dark the place…

Decided to check out my fav club around midnight but left without much to write about. To begin with there was a huge line outside the club which I thought was indicative of people having…

Stopped by after the saints game. Arrived 1230am or so Place was packed. Cover was $10 Beer was $8 or so. Hot girls on every stage. Place was full of Saints fans. Probably not my best…

This is my second review for this club. After having a great time on my last visit, I decided to check out Ritz again on a Monday night. I would never go to this place…

This was my first visit based on the advice from the reviews and papichulo this was the only club I hit in my 2 days in soflo. I usually club in Tampa so the experience…

This place is interesting; it’s not a strip club as almost everyone knows. I found it strange that the parking lot was very full but there were only two other patrons that I could…

I was in Austin for ACL Fest. Well really to see Paul McCartney at ACL. It's been a while since I was last in Austin, where I used to live. The top three girls there…

So a couple weekends ago I find myself in Broward county with a few hours to kill. I was going to a show and wanted to get a buzz on before hand. Who has no…

I try to stop in here whenever I'm in Phoenix. I had just spent some time at the hiliter and wanted a change so I came over to Bandaids. Great drink prices at happy hour…

I visited Private Eyes during lunch time break from work. There is no entry fee when I visited. The entrance leads to a bar with 2 lap dance stages where girls dance with their tops…

The old West Village location is back! And with that, many of the staple girls are still here to stay. I think they need to clean house once in awhile. Some of the dancers are…

Stopped by on Tuesday night around 7pm. Cover was 5$ Had to show an ID. No scan. Domestic beer $2 bottles Nice For $9 and 2 beers there certainly could have been worse scenery. Place was about 30%…

For the sake of trying to include both positive and negative feedback I'll start with the good stuff - as there isn't much. I appreciated the discreet parking on the backside of building. 82nd is…

I generally don’t spend much time in Raleigh, but found myself there on a Sunday evening. I had a late morning meeting on Monday, so decided to check out a club. After looking at the…

I visited the LS on a recent Friday afternoon for the first time in about 6 weeks. As a former “semi” regular (weekly) l was curious to see if the slow decline in quality…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 2:00 PM. The club had three stages though only one was in use. It is hard to see when you first walk in. Paid a 5 dollar cover…

I came in on a weekday expecting this to be slow but Wow. Really slow. The girls here a pretty for the most part. I feel its the same anywhere you go, unless you're dirt…

I enjoyed the club and it is a smaller place. The atmosphere is more laid back. They do a tip walk which is a little annoying but I am more of a quiet guy so…

this will be a short review because it was a very short visit I entered and was scanned with a metal detector i went to bar and bought a $5 beer…

So the best way to sample this club is to catch the back end of the day dhift and the front end of the night shift. If you arrive before 7pm the cover is 15…

The Foxy Lady is back atop my list of favorite clubs in RI. It has been the most consistently entertaining club of any I have visited this summer. The girls are all very good with…

This was my first visit to Shimmers in many months. It hadn't changed much. It still was in a fairly difficult to reach location just off 82nd and Foster Road. Parking lot was small, and…

Stopped by Oasis on a Sunday Evening. The overall quality of dancers have slipped a bit over the past couple years. Used to be 7-10’s, now mainly 5-8’s. Mainly skinny chicks various ethnicities. Yes on…

It has been a couple yeras since I have been to Cheerleaders. I was there on a Wed night so I missed the Tues special. It was not very busy, maybe 20 or so customers…

I stopped by for my first Lido experience on Tuesday. It was a smaller venue with two bars- totally laid-back and comfortable except for a very crowded lap dance area. There were more couches upstairs…

Tried again this past weekend and went after 9. Lots more action with the new girls starting the night shift. It's still mostly Russians but they are higher quality than the early…

I can’t recall when I last visited Runway but I think it was a couple of years ago. When I walked in it did not look encouraging with no dancers and only a couple…

I visited Brandy's on a week night. It had been several months since I last visited this club. Previous visit was on a weekend. At 7:00 there was a $5 cover charge. I caught the…

Visited Atlantis for the first time in a year. The crowd was sparse on a Wednesday - bothe dancers and patrons. I’m not going to dwell on the facilities, other than to note that they’re…

I have been going here for a while now on Fridays and it is hit or miss. Cover is always $10 day or night. It is always better when there are several girls otherwise…

So I had a couple, wanted to watch some Monday Night Football and take in some distractions. The game was on... Place was empty. 2 girls working one sat at the bar and never spoke…

I have passed this club a few times on my way to Philadelphia, on Friday i decided to check it out.I got there at around 11.30pm and paid the cover which was $10 for the…

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon and there was only one dancer there, who was reading a novel and got pissed off when I said something to her. She kind of barked at me…

Disclaimers: (-) this is the 2nd PA club I have been to; I go infrequently to strip clubs (1-3x/3 months); I look for extras 10% of the time. (+) I've been to clubs in 10…

I arrived at Fantasies Nightclub at about 2:30 pm with the expectation of seeing my ATF, who had said that she would be there, but would be leaving early. In the event, she never…

This was my first return trip to follies in like 5 months. I was curious how it would be with the closing of the other local clubs like MG. So I arrived around 12:30pm and…

I had some free time right around the noon hour and decided to stop by CC, at least to take another shot at getting a slice of the apple pie. Nothing’s changed at CC as far…

Went back to Platinum 84 because I had so much fun the first time. The day shift girls are great and I find most of them to be very attractive. I felt they went out…

Visited the DHP on a Tuesday afternoon after a long absence. As many others have said, the place is a dive bar that has dancers in the afternoon before the headbangers take over in the…

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again. First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB. I made a quick trip to Texas on business and thought…

That all being said, there can be some gems at this club. One in particular is Honey. Great personality, smoking hot body and compared to some of the other girls, you have to…

This is one of the most boring clubs I have seen in NJ. The club is big with ample parking and the Go go rama club is only a 4 min drive from here. I…

Found myself in Detroit once again and decided to stop by Flight Club. Much of this has been said by others but it's quite expensive just to get inside. Valet was $8 and…

Went to AB on an early Sat afternoon. The talent at HKTJ was not up to its usual standards so I headed down to AB. First visit. Talent level clearly lower than HKTJ and…

Decided to stop by the Landing Strip after a trip to Flight Club just to experience some variety. As I noted in my other review, Flight Club is too damn expensive so I was…

I had a family reunion in Portsmouth Va, so... I had decided to slip away on my own to check out this spot, because I had noticed it on the way to the hotel I was buzzed…

For those not in the know, FD original location on Bway & 52nd st closed for whatever reason and they rebranded their sister club (private eyes) as the new FlashDancers. For someone who has…

Place has been around forever and it shows. Not that you are expecting much but Damn. Same place, same people, same girls. More of a locals bar than strip joint. You'll literally see the same faces today as…

This is my 4th trip to Dallas recently and my 4th visit to BD!! I love this place, mind you ,based on previous reviews I also enjoy dirty, seedy clubs but for other…

After taking the summer off, I was back to the Inner room. I visited on a Monday between 2-4pm. Lots of old dudes. The dances were between 4-8. Lots of AA,…

Great layout, very comfortable place. Drink prices are Boston area average. No girl drink pricing. Girls are 7-9 range a very few close to 10. No good place for snuggling unless…

Ok, it’s the Slipper. If you are a monger from the Boston area you know the place. Here’s my take on it. Girls are generally between 5-7 range, I’ve seen a small…

Been here three times over the last couple months. Each time I go on Thursdays... I plan on trying something or someone new... but the last couple visits I've done a double shot of Devon.…

Another trip to XTC. I keep meaning to check out some other places but I've been ruined by this full nude club. Topless bars just don't do it for me now. However,…

...the more they stay the same. It has been a while since I reviewed this gem of an establishment. I have been a few times since my last post and it is usually a pretty…