Reviews

As a long time Dollhouse veteran, this place never disappoints! I've probably reviewed the club more than anyone on the site. The reason being, because it's fun and you can find everything you want. I…

First time here. Small neighborhood bar with local feel. Talked to about 6 dancers and all seemed to be 30ish Brazilian milfs. Tipped a couple others on small stage might have been younger. Setup limits…

Very average club imo. Dances are $30 in a room with booths around the perimeter. While I was there they ran a 2 for $40 “special” multiple times. Dances (and stage) were topless, but no…

Have not been here in a long time and was in the neighborhood. I did check out the vip room which I had read had been updated since my last visit a long time…

Like half of the reviews here on TUSCL on Bogarts, I had a couple of hours to kill before picking someone up at the airport. I was wearing a suit and didn’t want to get…

Stopped in on a Monday evening around 9:00PM. It's located in an industrial park - nothing really nearby. A few things immediately jump out. First, the outside smells - like I said, it's an industrial…

Been to Ricks before usually after a Knick game and always decent eye candy but expensive to get any real play. So usually just have a few beers or a couple of drinks. This time…

Back here a few times since leaving a review....my original complaint still holds - club is super boring outside the lap dance area. 10 minutes can pass without seeing a person move from their spot.…

A warm Friday right before a hotter than hell weekend, at least for this time of year. Out running errands and needed to get out of the sun, so why not check out the noon…

I love knowing that they got shut down because of the owner being a jackass, the only thing that could have been better is if the Dekalb county cops had caught Jamie sucking dicks in…

Been over 7 months since last visit. Stopped in about 9:30 so slower and nearing closing time. Mostly same older crew, but 3-4 new women. Tipped couple of old timers but not interested in dance.…

Went on a Monday evening and the crowd was not much. There were less than 10 dancers and most of them were 8s. They had a TV with a line up for the night and…

This club is a bit of a drive but worth it. The place was fairly busy for Thursday. I couldn’t get seating on the floor and had to sit at the bar.…

Checked out the Rhino for the first time in several months. There's a $50 cover but you're generally able to get in free if you drive yourself and call the club ahead of time, even…

This place is kind of ripoff. The girls are nude, which for some reason means they charge 51 for a single LD song, and they keep the songs pretty short. They do have deals on…

Showed up (admittedly a little early) around 5, they hadn't even unlocked the doors yet. Eh, it's a little awkward being the only one in a strip club, but I roll with it and head…

I was bored on a Monday night so I decided to stop by Club Coyote to see what was happening. It's a pole barn type building a few miles north of Carbondale. The parking lot…

Found myself in the area of the Oasis, it was about 530pm and I did not want to drive down to follies or sit on 285, so I headed inside. No parking fee and…

I’ll start of by saying it has been years since I’ve been to Spearmint as it seemed to fall off a good while back. I went by Tuesday afternoon around 1:30pm and there were 6-10…

Visited after long travel and work day. Wasn't looking for extras just good relaxing time. Had drinks, laughs and some good handshake action with Patrica but she was pushing for more than I wanted. After…

I usually don’t come to this area but I was coming from a work meeting. I came in with my two male friends. We paid the cover charge. It was $5 for all of us.…

I stopped in on a late Sunday evening. There were a bunch of ladies working. I was approached by about 5 of them before I saw this one girl that I was down with. I…

Been here a number of times. Stopped in on Monday for 2-for-1 dances. Spent all my time and money with a Latin/black girl named Melanie (or something like that). Voluptuous body, great tits, tons of…

I visited Palomino's and it was an interesting experience. It had a good vibe, music was at an acceptable volume, staff was friendly enough,it appeared clean (it was dark though so who knows), and…

My experience is the girls on the day shift are too busy stuffing their faces at the bar or hanging with the creepy regulars. Two to three stages open at a time. Monday one girl…

Went on a Monday afternoon, and was surprised by the rate increase, now it’s 60 to the house for 20 minutes. There were 6 girls available and all in their booths, none in private shows,…

Went for a walk around the block after a couple hours at the HK and a mesero on the corner was pitching 2 beers for $3 on the corner, so I gave it a shot.…

I have frequented this club before. Been pleased by the friendliness and the attractiveness of the girls. Didn't love the lack of privacy in the VIP area or the lap dance area. Had a…

Been away from the clubs, since it was summer time. Made my way over to key port on a Thursday night ~8pm. Club was pretty dead. 12 dancers and fewer customers. The vibe was subdued…

I stopped into the ballpark after 11pm on a Sunday. I was impressed with the talent in comparison to what I saw on past visits. The bartenders where also a lot of fun too. The…

Wife was out at wineries with friends so I took advantage of checking out the late afternoon Block scene. After one drinks at Club Pussycat I bailed......not even worth a review. On to…

I was able to make a visit down here because I was in San Diego for work, and I decided this time to try out a room at Hotel Jalos instead of Cascadas to see…

I would love for Club X to offer a better experience for its patrons, but they just can't seem to get it together. It's such a great location along Interstate 25 and convenient to downtown.…

This is a long overdue review of my weekday visit to PT's World Famous Showclub. First off: disclosure. I have been here at least a dozen times. It's not the cleanest joint, but they've had…

Wanted to hit up the Edison Strip on a recent trip to Long Island but was in a bit of a rush. Stopped here first, put my dollar in the slot, and was greeted by…

It's been too long since I switched it up a bit, usually going to another club to see a fave. It's been a long time since I been here and used to have another favorite…

Stopped in about 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday evening. Looked like the new norm, where I go in , have high hopes of seeing an old favorite, or who knows, maybe a fun…

Stopped at the club after a long dry period. The club was busy from the onset. They had so many girls they went to 2 on stage from the start. Later…

Visited last weds night with a girlfriend we had a great time there was a waitress she was very friendly and socialized with us for a bit of time more then the one dancer that…

Headed to follies got there at 4:30 there were 4 eights in my book. No seating at all but finally found a barstool at the end by the dressing room where the big vip…

Portland has tons of clubs but hardly one or 2 of them are good. First time at Casa Diablo. the place is nice, totally vegan food and alcohol is served. This is one of the…

Came by less than an hour before close. Girls were very good looking by any standards, but excellent for a Monday night. Immediately had attention from one who suggested a private dance. She stayed full…

Often visit Seattle on business and been to pandoras and kittens many times. This is my first visit to lake forest dejavu. Place is very clean and two main stages. $20 cover that includes drinks. Good…

I was hoping after raising the night time prices on dances to $10 instead of $5 that you would see an improvement in dancer quality but unfortunately that has not happened. I was a frequent…

It seems to me that the early opening is not working the way it should, I went in as I was passing but only 3 girls, no interaction with the 4 customers and nobody on…

So i visited here a few months a go when the dude was walking around taking down the notorious chair forts. I decided to visit again after reading recent reviews. First of all-…

It’s been over a year since I’ve been in Sands. This used to be my go to place with girls like Lexi, Gia and Tiffany working there. I was in the area to stopped in…

The last time I went to this club on a Sunday was about half a year ago, but there were easily over a dozen girls working. This visit, there were a total of four…

The girls here are nice and friendly, I like Valentina because she will reach up your shorts and shake her hands at you in the tent for $10 per song and I have enjoyed her…

I just landed and my dinner meeting got postponed so I headed over to the Purple Orchid. The cover was $5, I paid at the door and found a spot at the bar, about 6…

Admiral charges $28 at the door, $25 plus some new Chicago tax. You have to buy one drink, non-alcoholic. So you have to spend minimum $34 just to decide to be here.…

Sunday night is the best night for me to visit Lust. Usually the A team girls are there and there are good drink specials for all liquor drinks (either $3 or $5 crown and…

I went on a Thursday to watch some football as well and definitely did not have the experience I would have hoped for. When you are arriving at the club it is located in a…

went on a recent Friday afternoon. I prefer it in afternoon more than at night. Much more laid back. There were a handful of girls working, not many customers. Plenty of free parking, I never…

Went here late on a Saturday night despite the voice in my head telling me not to waste my time or money. But I was pleasantly surprised by the looks of a few of the…

After dinner at a casino we made the smart move of taking a limo parked outside instead of a taxi to the club. The limo allowed us to skip the line and the fee…

Finally had the stars align right and saw Lacy at the Hugger two times about a month ago. Got in on a Friday afternoon and was about to go for a few dances with one…

Good ambiance. It seemed slow for a Saturday but the dancers were mostly attractive. Left and came back without having to pay cover again which was nice. The back rooms are pretty private which was…

Over the years I have visited Sirens, in two incarnations. It's had some ups and downs but the last year to year and half it's been good. Last time I was a regular…

Got a bonus and decided to splurge a bit on a few dances. It was pretty empty. Only 3 others that I could see. Did the standard $10 dances and the ladies this night grinded…

I showed up on a Thursday afternoon around 2 PM. There is lots of safe free parking behind the building. The club is in what seems to be a decent part of town.…

I wish I weren’t typing on my phone. This is the second time I’d been to Baby Dolls. First was about 18 months back. I walked in about 9:00 Thursday night and went straight to what…

I had a decent experience before, but that was a few years ago. I went again this summer and shocked at how underwhelming it was. There were about 4 other patrons sitting around the bar…

I came here about a year ago and decided to make a return trip once I came back into town. Last time I was surprised by how good looking the girls were in such a…

I have been here a few times and most times it doesn't dissappoint.....today was one of the good days. I have been one or two times when the choices were not my taste and I…

Came here for a bachelor party after a nice steak dinner at blackstone. One of the guys in the party got this black card the last time he was there and covered the $20 admission…

I figured I would give Lido another try, as my friends and I usually find ourselves at another club which is not reviewed here (Rosewood/Die Happy). I found myself there on a Thursday night,…

We were looking for an after party location, visiting the area for the weekend. We found the Silver Slipper Saloon on Yelp and decided to give it a try. It is located near a highway…

I've been to this club before, and even though I don't come here a lot it is still worth the trip. I don't care what anybody says this is a club for regulars. The girls…

Easy to find club and plenty of parking. Cover was only $10 but may be because I am from out of state. After they check your id, they write down your name on a list.…

My third trip to this club. When I arrived there were two dancers and one customer. I don't remember what I paid for my beer, but it wasn't much. The customer left shortly after I…

I have not been in Tens for a long time. It used to be one of my "go to" bars in the early 2000's. then came a shooting in the parking lot after the management…

Decent club but girls hers can be a bit pushy. Large number.of.Latina girls amd 1 drunk whute girl while I was there. As soon as I walked I'm, no cover, I was greeted by a…

The Portland clubs seem to have a completely different vibe than most of clubs I’ve visited. I was there during the crossover and one dancer sat with me for about 20 minutes talking about cross-country…

I've taken several more trips to PM over the past several weeks, probably enough to be considered a regular here as I have a CF and the bouncers know me well enough and are more…

This has become the first stop for me. I used to end up here if I had no luck at the Cricket or Bogarts. Bogarts has gotten absolutely abysmal for at least a year. That…

I was having a bad weekend. Nothing cheers me up more that being in the presence of live, beautiful, naked women. Two stages were open. The place wasn't that crowded but busy. No one was…

After the not so good night at Tropical Lei the previous day I decided to head to an old favorite. It had been almost exactly a year since my last trip here. Yet…

This was my second visit to Bogarts. Happened to enter just when the day shift ended and most of the girls were on the way out. Saw an Italian looking chick enter, who went up…

I go to Bogarts regularly. People call it a dive, and it sort of is, but let me say in their defense the facilities are old but everything is clean and well maintained.…

Saw beautiful blond dancer. Sage. We chat for a bit and go into vip. All open so not much goes on but she says we can be sly and still have fun. So all goes…

This place is worth a visit for those around Dayton and Cincinnati. The value is especially good with $10 dances on Mondays. With the closing of the Harem and several of the girls…

This club always seems to get good reviews, so I decided to give it one more try when I was in Dallas. Daytime admission was not much, and they have a beer cooler…

i went to the place on a saturday evening around 11pm. supposely the most popular time for strip club. i found the place to be more on the classic upscale side. moldings, wood trims, etc.…

It has been a few years since I have been to the PH so I was looking forward to getting back. The only time I could get there was on a Wed night. I had…

This was about a week ago, after my date cancelled on me I decided to go to club and relax a bit to get her if my mind. So I got me a booth ordered…

I loved the experience I had at BAby Dolls Dallas. I have never seen so many ladies in one club at the same time. If you want to see the same lady dance over and…

Brother-in-law and I wanted to go out for a bit and we arrived sometime after midnight. Club was empty at the time. We were later told that we missed a fairly large crowd. Bought…

Ok, lets start out to say that I've been going to Puerto Penasco for a long time. Gau Gau and Mamacitas have both been around or at least 9 years. Gau Gau has…

So me and boys (5 of us) were out for the night bar hopping and ended up here at after 2 am. This is a small bar. You can sit maybe 20-30people all around. There’s…

I have been to this club a few times. Sometimes the lap dances were air/ no touch dances and other times I have gotten full contact dances. This time I got a lot of mileage…

Not sure why this is on TUSCL, but it's a massage parlor, not a strip club, and the review menus don't quite match up to that. Anyway, $80 gets you an hour massage with a table…

A few custies and 3 dancers when I arrived. 2 AA. Cocoa and another, I didn't get name. Saw an older MILF named Susie, a brunette Spinner. Great body, perky A cup. She sat…

For some reason I decided to try this place one last time for about the 5th time but I was slightly pleasantly surprised but a few very attractive girls there. I was totally hooked but…

Was in Metro Detroit for a family function and had the evening to myself, so decided to stop by Flight Club. None of the basic particulars had changed: $8 valet, $10 cover, mostly $10+ mixed…

I did the Stone Park club hopping thing as my dancer g/f was auditioning...but that's another story. I'm reviewing this club because it was the best of the bunch, at least as vibe goes. It…

Was bored since my work closed due to the hurricane decided to make a quick visit Saturday night for about 90 minutes. The one good thing about this club is no cover before 8pm. Sat…

Normally I visit this clue because nothing is going on at others but I decided to change the routine up and was not disappointed. Started off as usual, I walked in one guy sitting…

Swung through on a recent drive up 84. Parking lot is the same, enterance os the same, and the layout hasn't changed. Got there around 3. Paid my $5 entry fee. Now on Friday's at…

OK -- as noted the club was raided some weeks back. It was closed for about a week, now reopen for "business as usual". Research investment to see whether things are back to…