Great club experience despite pasties on stage

I arrived around 10pm on a Friday night. The parking lot, which was well-lit and extended around the back of the building, was nearly full. There was even a food truck present, with a few customers in line. My ID was visually checked by the bouncer outside the club, but not scanned electronically. No patdown or metal detector, even though I was wearing a jacket. Inside, the door attendant took my $10 cover. I was not required to sign in or buy a "membership."

The club floor itself was large, with a bar to the left and main stage on the right. There were about 50 patrons, but there were still empty tables with comfortable chairs available. There were about 30 dancers working, mostly white and Latina, ranging from 4's-8's. Most body types except obese were represented. The dances on stage were enthusiatic and occasionally acrobatic, but not many people were tipping. Pasties seemed to be required, though the lighting made it difficult to see (and I was only 15 feet from the stage). When tipped, the dancer would speak with you and shake herself in your face, but I didn't see any touching by patrons.

The thong-clad waitress took my order within 5 min of my arrival. Drink prices ranged from $3 for soft drinks to $14 for liquor, and more for bottles. While watching the show, I was approached by a dancer about every 5 minutes. They were friendly and offered dances quickly, but weren't pushy and left when I declined. Dances were $30 per song in an area described to me as "less private." A dancer told me that she was told not to allow two-way touching there (but implied she would still be open to it). For $250, you could get 15min in a private cubicle with a couch. No cameras, little staff supervision, and two way touching was allowed. For $1000, you could get an hour in the "skybox" with the dancer and a view of the stage. I was told this would be completely unsupervised by staff, and could involve even more than was available in the 15min room.