Reviews

Found myself with a quiet Sunday evening and decided to pop in to the pink palace on rte 130 south . I had not been there on Sunday in quite a while but had a…

Lockbourne, OH. Behind a gas station. July 4th. Plenty of parking in what might be the most fucked up lot of all time. Area is fine just south of Columbus. Walk on in, no cover…

I am just a twisted pathetic person. I have a beautiful wife. She does yoga. After 3 kids, you can't tell. Yet I keep coming back to this place. This review will be graphic. Seattle…

I have been going to this club for few years now - I work the only club I go to when I am in Atlanta - after Follies demise. I haven’t say that this is…

It was around 3 pm on a tuesday in June, I wanted to try a new joint instead of my regular club, I followed the GPS and ended infront of a huge building with "Cabaret…

I arrived at Bucks about 9:30 pm. Easy self parking, they do have valet if you prefer. Cover was $20 at the door. Bar is right there when you walk in the…

Walked in late afternoon. 4-5 girls at the bar. 1 dancing and a few work out back smoking. Daytime so they were mostly sitting with a guy chatting. Probably about 10 guys in the place.…

Went to Centerfolds early afternoon on a Monday. Small building right off a main road and as mentioned in other reviews. You walk in and it is dark, real dark. Got acclimated to the…

Came to this place on a Sunday dayshift and stay little for the nightshift as well. Mainly I was impressed with the lineup of the dancers. A little bit for everyone’s type. Is a topless…

So I ended up on a Sunday out near the Slipper and had no reason to go home early, so I stopped in. Bar is the same (See my previous few reviews) as is…

Have been spending most of my hobbying time at Candi's Cabaret, so naturally it seemed like time to switch things up. After I go somewhere exclusively for too long the thrill can go away at…

Work trip. 1 of a few for the evening as I strolled down Broadway. $10 cover. Bouncer said it's worth it to come in (of course) and I should have just left when I went in…

They have deals on instagram for half off or free some days. Sunday evening it was 10 bucks with the promo. So not bad. 7 dollar soda but free refills so whatever.…

It has been a bit since i checked out this joint. Got there around 3:30 pm. No afternoon cover, but there is a mandatory valet fee of $8. The club has been described, but for…

Very good atmosphere late Saturday night at Flashdancers Midtown. Beck, very friendly, was working the door. Cover was $20. I tipped her $5 when she sat me at a table next to the floor. The…

Cheerleaders is easy to get to right off 95 and 76 near the sports complex. They did major renovations in the last couple years, and the bar, couch room, Champagne court snd bathroom are…

I got to Kingdom around 1am, Saturday night. I was standing in front of Chez Paree, but decided instead of going there two nights in a row, I would try to Kingdom. I walked from Chez Peree…

LOCATION: You can find Secrets off Valley Blvd. It is a little bit east of Satin Gentlemen's Club right next to the corner of Valley Blvd and the 210 freeway. So if you are more…

Returned to the Playhouse to get another sample of the current lineup, and to take Izabella for a dance. I had checked the reviews since my last recent visit and had not seen any red…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. Right of I-90. I'm not sure if this is still the hood but it is close to East Cleveland. Plenty of parking in the lot, walk on in. It's dark, I…

Mentor, OH. Saturday night. Area is safe right behind a carler dealership. Interesting looking building plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Older white guy at the front with a pony tail. He…

Thibodaux, LA. Friday evening. Seems like a safe area to me, not too much around except for a house every now and then. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk on in. Gorgeous blonde chick…

Metairie, LA. Friday night. Only club in Metairie. Metairie I would say if the safe suburb of New Orleans, so it's not a crazy area over here west of New Orleans (which is a completely…

Visited: Saturday around 10:30pm Saw their IG page and a girl named Brittney and another woman (slim but hardbody type) stood out to me. Quickly jumped in the shower and headed out to see…

Amite City, LA. North of New Orleans, ain't too many other clubs in the area until you hit Jackson going north. Down the highway looks like some casino gas stations out this way but not…

Stopped by Baby Dolls in Dallas recently after hearing a lot about it—and overall, I’d say it’s worth the visit, especially if you’re not trying to drop a fortune. Cover charge was super reasonable (I paid…

Visited this place Tuesday afternoon. Plenty of parking. Safe neighborhood. Easy drive from I95. No cover in the afternoon. No ID scan. No metal detector. Actually nobody at the entrance. As soon as I walked…

Stopped in the Lumberyard a couple times in the past couple of weeks. Was driving through the area and stopped on a Tuesday and Friday evening. This is a review of Friday night. For the record,…

Always passed this place and finally decided to go the day after 4th of July. Pulled up around 7 paid 10 to get in the door. Got inside and it was DEAD, just me and…

Checked the online roll call to make sure the trip would be worth it. Arrived around 4pm and the parking lot was sparse. Didn't go through the normal pat down. Think the guy at the…

I was bored on the 4th and my favorite club in H'ville was closed so I decided to see if there was any eye candy at Diamonds. This is the only club I would go…

Stopped by on a Saturday night to see how this place is on a weekend night. Was a good amount of people but still plenty of spots to find a seat. The place is a…

I arrived around 6:00 PM on a weekday and walked right in without any wait. The day manager was behind the bar and collected the $5 cover. At that point, only one other patron was…

Love my Pandoras. First time here since they started selling alcohol. Have to say, it works better because the cover is half it used to be and you pay for the drink you want. $6…

Purple Orchid located a few miles from the airport. Convenient to highway. Well known for providing extras with girls mostly AA ranging from 20-35ish. Sizes and shapes variable but many on the heavies side usually…

Visited on a Saturday afternoon, got there about 3pm. No cover charge PBR drafts were $6 . All in all I thought it was a great deal. One small incident,…

Last weekend, I decided to check out Sonny’s. I was curious to visit after hearing about their recent remodel. Here’s my take on the experience, from the vibe to the dancers and, of course,…

I’m in the area and it’s Saturday 9:30pm when I arrive. I didn’t have high expectations but I figured it would it at least be busy/upbeat vibe with it being the 4th of July weekend.…

Arrived around 1pm on a Thursday. The place is in what I guess I would call a business park. Looked to me like adequate free parking but I took a rideshare from the hotel. No…

I was in the Ohare area to pick a cousin who was landing at 11 PM. Decided to visit KO for a quick beer mostly because they have free parking and $10 dances on Wednesdays.…

Friday afternoon visits to catch the lunch buffet. Primary purpose is to catch the lunch buffet from 11a-3pm. Parking lot is usually half full and they offer a golf cart transport to the front door (I…

Went on my annual trip to Vegas so who is to say no to everyone’s favorite seedy Latina strip club? Got there my regular way, Ubering to Jerry’s Nugget for some cheap table games first,…

Stopped in at 8pm, and I was the only customer. Four girls working, Lacey, Jessica, Ice and I didn’t get the name of the fourth. Got a one song dance for $25 and a three…

Ok, so preface up front, I’m coming from the DC area, so all clubs in Tampa seem amazing. I’m kinda surprised by the lackluster reviews for Mons Venus, especially compared to the Dollhouse. On a Saturday night,…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to this place. It is kinda the same and still good spot to hit up for Latinas especially in ATL. I arrived on Friday evening…

Been here a few times now. Here’s my take on it: - $25 Cover / $20 Before Midnight - $100 VIP / $75 VIP Before Midnight for 15mins - $25 Private Lap Dance - $15 Table Dance - Fully Nude…

It’s Friday the Fourth of July! After a cool drone show on Miami Beach I wanted a place that I thought likely to have fun with the Independence Day theme but with boobies! This seems…

So this was my first time at Cheerleaders of Pittsburgh. I’ve heard from a few different sources that it is the best in Pittsburgh, so I wanted to see for myself if that was…

I had some free time on long weekend so went to give it a shot. Visited around 1:15 pm barely after they opened didn’t pay any parking fee. Light pat down, 10$ cover charge. Went…

Been here several times in the last year, and I can safely say it's the best SC in the Phoenix-metro area. In somewhat of a sketchy area, though there are much worse places in Phoenix.…

Making my annual family visit to the Pacific Northwest stopped in at Club 205. I got there around 1030 on a Friday night. At the door got a cursory weapons pat down and was able…

OK First time at Mr.Happy's. I live about 20mins away and decided to give this place a shot on a Tues evening, after one of my Bridgeport regulars told me she works here as well.…

Arrived at Flight Club on a Friday night. The floor had an ok lineup of about 10 girls. The overall quality was average—a wide variety of looks, but no one who immediately stood out as…

Went Tuesday night at 10:10pm. Got patted down and picture taken. Guy was nice. Front desk girl tells me right away: “first hour so no cover“. I get in and it’s literally empty except for…

Club is located in an industrial, area plenty of parking appears relatively safe, at least during the day, never been there at night. Upon entering be prepared for momentary blindness because of how dark…

I went on a Tuesday afternoon as I was doing some shopping in Madison. Drove down the frontage road and parked behind the fence. Very safe and discrete parking. Walked up to the door and…

Arrival (largely unchanged) I came in at 1pm on Saturday. Parking lot is half gravel and half paved but much better than it used to be. It's a mile off the Mass Pike, located in an…

Stopped in after a good visit to Cheetah, about 11pm. Paid $10 entry and walked right in. Club had probably 35 girls and 20 patrons. Mostly latina with a few AA sprinkled in but much…

It was only 85 on the 4th, but in the heat of the day I decided to forgo the golf cart and walk and carry. First 10 holes seemed like a good idea, but I…

I arrived around 2pm via lyft. I paid the $10 cover and went in. I immediatelty noticed there were a lot more patrons today; like there were not enough dancers for the amount of customers.…

Been a while since I've visited this place. The 2nd and 3rd floors changed. The VIP area moved to the 3rd floor, and the 2nd floor is now a cigar lounge with a game room…

I arrived to Porthole Pub around 2pm. It was still pretty early since they open and not too many strippers at the time. I got a cheap beer for $5 and watched the strip show…

This visit was on a weekday evening, around 9:30. It was a couple of months ago but I only just got around to writing this. Unlike my previous visit I was just let in and…

It’s 1am in Montreal. I just left Chez and got back to my hotel. All prices are in Canadian. 10 to enter, 5 to the door man, 23 plus 5 tip for two bottles of Perrier,…

Came in around 9pm to watch the NBA finals. Ubered so no parking fee and paid $10 cover. Club was moderately full, about 20 dancers with more trickling in for night shift. I posted…

I arrived in Akron on Friday and visited 4 clubs in one day. Since it was my first time in Akron, I relied on TUSCL reviews to choose the clubs. I only stayed briefly at…

I called for free limo transportation to in around 9pm on a Friday night. Tipped the driver but otherwise got in for free. The club was renovated in the last year or two since I…

I stopped by the 19th Hole last Saturday night. It was my first visit in 10 years! I lost my taste for the strip club scene long ago, but my curiosity got the best of…

Entered after midnight on a Wednesday, no cover, no scan. Fairly busy, guessing 15 dancers and 50 customers. Really big open room, stage in the center, two poles which only go up about 6 feet…

I’ve never been to the clubs around north hills so decided to check them out. I am at Synn COI a lot so can’t help comparing the 2. I came in way after hours when…

I have been to baby dolls three times. Two trips during the day and once very late at night. Baby dolls during the day is slightly different than late night baby dolls, although the $5…

First time back at paradise after a year or maybe more. 9pm arrival. 20$ cover charge since its a special promo weekend. 8$ Drink minimum. Got my 8$ Fiji water from the cute cocktail waitress. I…

A rare evening available, after visiting Essex and seeing no one of interest to me, I drove to Band-Aids. Got there and the parking lot was completely filled, both the spots on the side of…

I was attending a conference in Dallas in June and took the opportunity, when the conference ended at noon on Thursday, to check out the famous Baby Dolls. The club was easy to find and…

Thanks to a spontaneous business trip, I found myself in Minnesota last week. This was my first time in this state, so (naturally) I wanted to sample the local scene. Typically, most of my mongering…

Thursday night visit a couple of weeks ago due to having the Friday off (took PTO after Juneteenth for what it's worth). Really hot dancers and a lot of them and had been almost…

Entered on July 4th about 2 pm, no cover moderately busy. I imagine it was going to be busy a little later. Got a corona at the bar $7 plus a tip.…

Review 2 of 2 Went on two separate occasions Thursday was bad so I went Friday with hoped it would be better. . Not going into details about the layout of the place as it is covered…

Back again since my last visit was so good. This one was even better. Club description hasn't changed. Same tall room with giant pole on stage to the right with bar too the…

I've never been to a club like this in my life. Unfortunately, this is going to be a pretty unremarkable review. I visited on a Saturday night in June, a little after 8 pm. I paid…

Arrived at landing strip around 1:00. Took an uber so I don’t know what the charge for valet is. Have to go up a flight of stairs to get to the actual club. Tipped…

First time at this club. Heard a lot of good and bad review about this club, so here is my review. Was gonna go to Little darling first but when I drove by fancy.…

Review 1 of 2 . Went on two separate occasions once Thursday and once Friday hoping for different results….. . Not going into details about the layout of the place as it is covered in all the others. This…

I won’t delve too much into the place since it’s been talked about at length in other reviews already. $15 cover which was a bit much considering cheerleaders is only $10 on Thursdays. Place is…

Hadn't been to this part of town in a while so I decided to go this week on a random Tuesday around 3 pm. Parking is readily available at the back and at the…

Came in on a wednesday evening, probably around 9:00, after leaving Rumors. Large parking lot in the back, no problems with the area. Entered to a room that was not being attended, had…

I was in town for the weekend and thought I'd stop by to check it out as I've heard it's one of the best clubs in the area. I arrived at around 12:45PM. I walked…

Buddy & I stopped by after dinner Thursday night. Arrived around 9:30pm. A little out of the way from downtown Montreal due to all the construction in the area. Entrance facing the main St. Walked…

I had the time, I had the opportunity, I had the motivation. I just couldn't believe this place, once a beacon of light in a suburban darkness of mongering was going down the toilet. It is…

I arrived in Akron on Friday and visited 4 clubs in one day. Since it was my first time in Akron, I relied on TUSCL reviews to choose the clubs. I only stayed briefly at…

I spent a Saturday afternoon at Valley View for the first time recently after having been to several PVD spots. First: This spot is on a suburban street in what I would have guessed was…

In my effort to branch out because of Desire GPS I visited Cadillac lounge. I’m beginning to think some of the Desire reviews are shills these days from patrons or even dancers themselves as the…

I decided to stop by on a road trip. I got there around 8. The place is on a hill kind of out of the way. The only building on that part of the hill.…

The club is located next to a hotel and has a large, well-lit parking lot. When you walk in, there’s a $25 cover charge at the door. Inside, the club is impressively clean and spacious.…

Made an afternoon visit to this club. Located in Worcester it’s pretty convenient to reach. Small club with just one stage. Pretty dark inside which could be a good thing. Seemed safe and lowkey during…

I find a certain amount of comfort at The Bullet. The club itself is really just a dive bar with top less women but like....who can beat that, right? My most recent visit was a Wednesday…

I love Beach Girls. It's not perfect, but none of us are and this place really is my Iowa home away from home. I try to stop whenever im in town if I can get…

A recent guys’ trip to Vegas inevitably ended up at Sapphire, my go-to club. Even though I’m not a local, I’ve been remembered by some dancers because I always visit when I’m in town. This…

Out of curiosity, I decided to check the place out—mainly because I was intrigued by the unusually high number of reviews. It's currently ranked as the number one spot in terms of total review count,…

Visited the club on a Tuesday. I was expecting a much slower night but the parking lot seemed relatively full. Entered the club without hastle and received a full security pat down. Entering the club…