Reviews

This was my 3rd Visit.... Very safe location just off 81... Went through metal detector after emptying pockets... I set it off, but the guy did not care....I guess I look harmless enough. At 1pm the admission was $10... The…

Hadn't been here in awhile, and I needed an inexpensive place to hang for a couple hours, so I stopped by Christies. Plenty of parking out front, walk in through the double doors, greeted by…

Playhouse is an enticing oasis along route 130 in Burlington. Everytime I visit during the day I forget how dark it is inside. During the day there is no cover but you need to buy…

Stopped by early on a Saturday evening, more to check it out than with the intention of indulging extensively. Kind of odd location—right next to the parking lot of a grocery store. So no privacy…

I am writing this review nearly a month after I visited this establishment so do forgive me if some of my details seem hazy. I visited Sassy's during my visit to Portland on a Friday. Had…

Went for a late afternoon visit, and was not disappointed! Paid the 5 dollars and ordered a soda, then Sat in the back area to watch the girls dance for a bit. There…

Have not been to the Raven since early winter and have only been back a few times since the re-opening several years ago. The place itself is actually very nice (compared to what it…

Went here on a Friday evening. I've never heard of ANYONE visit this club nor is easy to find any reviews. It's off of a busy road, small building. Parking is no problem however they…

There are dive bars, there are dance clubs, and then there’s The Treasure Club—a strip club that proudly brands itself as “where X marks the spot.” Walking in felt like stepping into a glittering, treasure-filled…

Arrive about 1:30, and since I had not been here for awhile was looking forward to a good time. Usual set up checked my id to be sure I was 21, ha, been 21…

A few trips ago, I left a review that had American Pie in the title because I met this nerdy/sexy type girl who would laugh, be sweet and then next thing was a real sexual…

We went late night on thursday so like early friday morning me and my friend and overall the experience was pleasant as they accepted the coupon even after 11pm the one where u get $10…

Pulled into the club around 3:00 on a Thursday afternoon and turned my car over to the mandatory valet. ($7). Made my way up the stairs and entered the club without having to pay a…

La Gloria is one of the Zona Norte's smaller bars. Sitting on Av. Constitution in between Calle Coahuila and Primer Callejón Coahuila, it's almost catty corner to Chicago Club. It's an easy and quick…

Tropi is always second choice, the red-headed stepchild, slumped on the other side of Calle Coahuila from the dazzling Hong Kong club. Chicas get sent here because they're too *feo* for Hong Kong, they've gained…

Long timer.. back for my beauties No change in Setup.. $5 entrance fee.. I came in and immediately caught the eye of one of my regulars... I was hoping to find her, to get a couple of…

I was in Omaha to see a baseball game and decided to swing by the Rhino on my way home. I have enjoyed good times here before and expected a good selection of dancers on…

Have been going here for about a year now. It is definitely better than deja vu / dream girls, but it's still just an Indiana club. It suffers from being relatively dead, especially during day…

I have stated in multiple reviews how the layout of the club is however for the sake of new viewers I will sum it up quickly to get to my review. You pull in from…

I typically to to t/x mid afternoon. Works best for me for driving around after a couple beers and not as many guys around the club. I think there were 7 gals there…

Usually when I am in Indianapolis I go to Brad's, but I saw a really good review from Muddy about this place and decided to give it a try. I arrived…

Let me get to the point. On Wed, 12-7pm Lapdances are 2 for 1. Pure Gold is a $25 / dance club, but at 2 for 1, it's $12.50. This, ladies and gentlemen, is…

This review is of two different visits with two pretty different outcomes. TLDR: YMMV. Some girls are much better than others. The first time I went it was a Wednesday evening, and DEAD. Almost no patrons.…

Alright I haven't been clubbing that much since the pandemic. But I fell off the wagon, re-subscribed to TUSCL, and decided to club again some. And I decided to make my triumphant return…

*¡Ándale! Échalé!* shouted the four chicas, clapping and laughing raucously. / Go on, send it! Nena, her shirt open, wrapped her legs around the stripper pole in my hotel room and clambered to the top…

Quite a few strip clubs in the Hartford area but this may be one of the better ones. Located about 30 min from Hartford on the north side of town, it's a fairly nondescript 1…

I was headed down Valley Blvd towards Paradise when I happen to spot this club. It was totally not on my radar before this, in fact I'm not sure I even knew it existed. I…

Went here on Wednesday afternoon. I was 1 of 3 customers in here at the time. A smoking hot Latina comes over to me after her show. Asks if I can get her a drink,…

This place gets far more attention than it deserves. I have been here numerous times and this will be my last report on this hell hole. I won't waste time describing the Moose lodge…

It's remarkably difficult to review this place given that it gets so much action and traction. If you just relate your trip then you are criticized and suggest that it should go in the discussions.…

I made a mistake of stopping at this club at about 6:00 PM. I was aware that shift change usually happens around 7:00 but I really expected more than the two girls that were there.…

On a bit of a road trip the traffic was getting pretty heavy on I-10. I took a quick look at my map and I realized I could make a pit stop here and kill…

"It would be great if the 3 amigos could hit TJ together in Augosto!" Little did I know when we shared this text literally 3 months prior what an epic night we would have…

A Latin-focused club with a nice vibe. Dancers are definitely focused on getting you to the back for a dance, but not as aggressive as others in the Pompano area. Chatted with a couple of…

Friday after midnight during middle of August. $20 to get in. Got dropped off by Uber. Interior is big and nice. First area is a long bar and some stages with seating around…

I have been at PK a number of times. Valet is $7. Admission is $10 but there are lots of coupons on line and free admission cards from the dancers. Club is large and nice…

I Took It Upon Myself To Visit The Geisha House, When i Arrived To The Place They Buzzed Me In And I Sat Down In The Waiting Room For a Few Minutes Before They Sent…

Thursday afternoon around 6pm in NYC last month. I wanted to visit this place for a long time as one friend recommended. As I head there, I got a free cover card at the corner,…

First time here, arrived for a midweek afternoon visit. Overall, it earns an "Average" rating. Nothing special, not sketchy, not unclean, it was just kind of "there." Expected that more would be on offer, based…

I was in Seattle for a work trip back in May. I had a rental car and a few extra days so I had planned to hit up some clubs in Portland. However I had…

Limited parking and in an industrial part of town near the international airport. Paid door fee and added VIP to be seated in the better section of the club (VIP is not cabana in Divas,…

Wife and I went out for drinks and decided to finish the night off at Vanity. Place is nice and feels mostly safe going in. Cover was 25 a person which I thought…

First time visiting in a long time. Much more mileage than in the past when I went there. I used to be up that way for a bunch of years with work and Mario’s…

On my way out west, found myself in Mitchell, SD for the night. Previous reviews for the Kongo Klub made it sound like an alright, if not high mileage, spot. The club is a non-distinct building…

Was planning to hit up Pandoras until I received a hot invite from one of my ATFs at Kittens, JL. My last visit with JL was hot so said I’ll be there around 7:30 after…

This was actually my second time there. So I’ll combine both visits in a single review. The club itself is out in the corn fields pretty far away from any town. Looks like an industrial…

Arrived in Dallas, decided to check this club out since the review was good. I arrived at the club about 12 noon. Parking lot was half full of cars but still big enough to find…

I visited PH after a self-imposed hiatus. Actually stopped at Club Risqué Bristol first (see my review) and decided to hit PH since I didn’t get any dances at CR. I went to…

Went during the middle of the week last week and it was dead. It was me and a drunk out of towner who I learned had just landed and went straight to the place. Arrived around…

So, I was here on two occasions about a year ago and left unimpressed each time. Swore I wouldn’t return, but decided to make a pit stop to see if the third time would…

I went late on a Saturday night, wish I had gone to a different club while in Chicago. Admiral theater, true to its namesake has the appearance to a small off-broadway theater. When you walk in,…

Never given a review before but visited NYC this weekend and used this site to get some details before heading in. I wasn't looking for any "extras", I just had some cash on me and…

The place was a lot like how I remember from a year ago after paying $20 at the door there’s a coat check on your right (that I didn’t use so I don’t know the…

Returning to the strip club scene after a several months hiatus. Cheerleaders is a more or less upscale club, one of the nicest in Philly and at this time probably the most popular. It’s located just…

I know this is a weird measure of a strip club, but Pink Pony has an excellent parking lot! It's spacious, flat, no potholes, feels relatively safe. You can self park instead of being forced…

Was in town for my semi annual houston work trip. My work trips are always mid week and I venture out after 10pm. Centerfolds had previous reviews that this place can be hit or miss.…

After my last couple Thursday trips to Pandora’s exceeded expectations I made sure to schedule my departure flight out of town for Friday. This visit didn’t disappoint. I really like being able to…

This review actually covers two visits over a two week period. The club itself is very well appointed and is located in a good area with both residential and commercial buildings. My first…

I am not a local but work took me to this club 3-4 times but alas that time is over now. It is a great club - two storey with large screens and lot of…

This place is has it's place for sure in the vegas strip club community. It's always full of girls from my experience, as opposed to other vegas clubs which seem to be really only busy…

Went to Dreams on a Tuesday night when I was passing through El Paso. First thing you notice is the location. You’re kind of in an open dead spot along I-10 in an industrial area…

Hank’s is my sure thing place to get some cheap extras. The place is a dive bar with titties and BJs openly available. The ambiance is white trash fabulous and I love it. It’s a…

Walked in on a week night around 11. Immediately was flocked by several Mexican girls. Normally not a huge fan of being bombarded right away but the girls were all polite, even if they were…

Finally came here during an evening shift after going to a few really bad/boring weekday dayshifts where the dancers are less than appealing/not very attractive (in my opinion). Arrive around 9:30 pm and had a…

This was my most recent visit, been there at night but decided to visit during the day to see the difference. Tuesdays have the $20 nudes dances and so I showed up around 2. Dancers were…

I recently visited Atlantis my favorite spot nearest to Chicago, it was a Saturday night and I decided to stop by. Parking Lot Was about 2/3 full I pull in and am greeted by the…

Visited Gallaghers after a long day at work. It is a hike from Manhattan but your money goes a bit far here vs. the clubs in the city. You walk through a metal detector at…

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah !!! This report will trump all reports on this club because I’m actually gonna go in. Now I’ve heard a lot about follies and its former glories but former…

I most recently reviewed The Go Go Rama one month ago and it was my third review so I thought I had expressed everything that needed saying. However I was mistaken; as much as…

I was driving through Iowa on a work trip and decided to stop at Woodys. The club is right off the highway next to a Casey’s so I imagine they get a mostly trucker crowd.…

Was here on a Saturday night, cover was $28, more than the $20 listed on the website, not a crazy difference but didn’t instill confidence. It was rather sparse this evening and they did sporadic…

Stopped in around d 9pm on a Saturday night. The ID check is on your left as you walk in, cover was $15 and there is a u-shaped bar as soon as you walk in.…

I haven’t been to a strip club in probably 10 years, and I was never a prolific goer. But I was in Dallas for a few days and decided to check out Baby Dolls. It…

First time here, as I don’t live in Canada. I’m hoping to return again very soon! As others have said, it is located in a light industrial area and not far from the exit off…

I stopped in here on a Wednesday night looking to avoid the normal larger crowd that comes with weekends. This place is new to the area, and my only gripe about the outside is the…

Stopped in on a Thursday at around 10:30pm mostly on a recon mission. Came back at 11:30pm on Saturday. Entry is free, there's a fully clothed dancer on a small stage just inside the entrance,…

I had just left Cabaret, and was heading to Club 205. AJ’s is on the way to 205, I decided to stop into AJ’s before 205. I arrived at AJ’s around 4:30. Parking lot was…

Mid-afternoon on a weekend, parking lot mostly full (though some from traffic for the "dispensary" that shares the lot). Not sure what I would do if parking lot full. There appears to be on-street parking…

So I go to Seahawk game. I have good time. Seahawks beat Chief! Ok! So I drink to many beer. I feel good. I drunk. So I get uber and go to Kitten. I pay 10$ to get…

Beautiful club in the West Valley in a stand alone building, just a mile or two from Westgate and the casino. The atmosphere was nice, the club was huge inside with a two floors. The…

Hit Cadillac lounge on a Monday around 4pm Parking lot was half full I walk in and there was no cover. The security checked me for dangerous weapons. Right as I walk in there is the stage.…

I am a white newly bi-curious female over 35, this was my first visit to a strip club. I went with my husband of over 15 years after he gave me run down of options…

I was feeling a little restless on a Monday night and decided to swing by the Pic. It is only 10min from my house, so nothing lost if it turned out to be a dud.…

Passing through Toledo so I decided to stop by for a bit. The club is in a strip mall type building. Well lit ample parking. Seemed like a relatively safe area. Walk in through a…

First time club visit in Canada. Didn't expect too much from reading reviews but decided to visited near hotel. cover charge was $5. There were lot of small round tables near stage. Only 1 stage…

I went to V slightly around 1am on Saturday night. I paid $20 to park in the farthest away dirt lot, having to dodge a water filled mud hole while in the lot. Cover charge…

Let me start by saying that there were no dancers that were worth a dance, a VIP, or any other experience. I hate giving a bad review, but I gave the bar a second chance,…

I have been to Club Loco and Atlantis, So I thought I would try Midway, since it is owned by the same gentlemen. That and I was in the area and curious about this place. The…

I went on a weekday just as they opened at noon as their website indicated half off drinks 12-2. After scanning their webpage the plan was just to get a few drinks, hang on…

this review is based on two afternoon visits... a mediocre Tuesday and pretty fun Wednesday. club is in a fine area, not too far from o'hare. traffic in area is a bit of…

I went to Ebony Inn a couple of Saturdays ago, but just now getting around to writing the review. I arrived around 1130pm and parked across the street for 10$. The guys taking the money…

Visited Sapphire 39 for the first time in many years. It’s pricey and not worth the money. As you enter there were many girls and patrons by the bar. A couple of girls -…

Golden Banana is on US 1, but you may miss it because they hid it behind a Gulf station. There's plenty of parking. When I got there around 6:30 on a Tuesday night,…

Much has been said about the layout of Delilah’s, but it’s very easily accessible both from the highway and from public transportation in Philly. Ample parking and the club itself is recessed somewhat to the…

Stiletto's is north of Pittsburgh in a smaller town in my local area, and I finally bit the bullet and went to try it out Friday night. I was actually pleasantly surprised with the dances,…

Stopped in to visit BG on a Thursday night. It had been a while and after stopping at the Lumberyard (which only had 4 girls working), I thought i would try it. I…

So this is an interesting place. You drive into the lot and it is a big parking lot with a small alley in the middle where most girls stand. Some will be walking around. You…

The parking lot was pretty empty when I pulled up. $8 entry fee. Bartender was running the bar and door so she had to walk off a lot. There was maybe 3 girls the whole…

Though I have been at this hobby for decades, I still can't comprehend the average girl as a dancer. Think Walmart. Better yet, think Dollar General. Now imagine that a handful of women at Dollar…

This club is in an industrial area in the southern side of Staten Island. I took a Lyft, but the area seemed relatively ok. I got in at 1am on a Thursday right as some drunks…