Reviews

Made the trip to Montreal's North Shore to visit O'Gascon recently. Thursday night about 8:00 in a nice neighborhood with a well-lit parking lot that looked reasonably secure-PSA for those not in the know,…

Even though Centrrfolds was a reliably high mileage club, I don’t go there as often as I did in years passed. Houston is so damn big and the traffic is worse than ever. Although you…

I had a good time here and may have even met a solid dancer to meet outside - it hasn’t happened yet due to scheduling issues but any day now fingers crossed. 9 dollar entry, mostly…

Location: Fairways Inn is located just off northbound route 13, south side of Smyrna. Clearly marked building, easy to find. Parking: 30+ parking spots, medium sized lot, good condition. Parking lot is well lit, and felt…

Been to Sapphires a few times over the years. Had an opportunity to visit on a Thursday night after a work function. While the club was pretty slow, I did luck out and met a…

Decided to stop at one of my go to haunts on my way back from western Mass at around 3:30 in the afternoon. As per my previous reviews it is 5 minutes off of 395…

This is located in Maho behind the small strip of restaurants and shops that make up its main drag. If you drive there, there’s a large parking lot behind it. I arrived shortly after it…

There is no other way to describe this other than I got the generic/average strip club experience. Went on a random Thursday night, arrived just before midnight. Cover at the door was $20. I chose…

I decided to make the drive to Vivide on Wednesday of the week of the 4th of July. It was about 4:45PM when I backed into a spot on the grassy side of the…

I visited on a Tuesday at midnight, and let’s just say it was a unique experience! The entry fee was $10, with a two-drink minimum at $7 each, bringing the total cost to get…

This is a visit a few months ago when one blind dancer who was evening shift and is now day shift was around. She was new at the time. I’m not a pandora regular - club…

Look- I honestly have only been here about 3 times. So I don’t even know how the operation works. I know you walk in through some oddly industrial looking silver doors. Once inside you follows…

Chicas Bonitas is a lot of fun but not for the faint of heart. If you're looking for a clean, safe club, you may want to pass. Rhino, Sapphire, even Minks on the west side…

like Pandora. I go daytime. This day I go night time. I pay 21 $. I get sprite. Two stage. Many girl. They now sell beer. Parking lot full. I park next door. It on Lake City Way.…

It was hump day and got off work early so off to Pandoras to get my hump on. Got there around 3:00 before the shift change so I can catch the higher mileage day…

I visited Cheerleaders a few Fridays ago after the Phillies game. I haven't visited this place for just about 20 years. They refreshed it but the layout remains pretty much the same. I…

I always make time to stop in at G Spot and OGD when in the area on business. Hit G Spot around 3:00pm, parking lot is gravel and was 1/2 full. Walking in,…

I arrived in Akron on Friday and visited 4 clubs in one day. Since it was my first time in Akron, I relied on TUSCL reviews to choose the clubs. I only stayed briefly at…

Stopped in around 1:30 on a Wednesday afternoon, not expecting to stay long but hoping there would be someone fun there to pick off pretty quickly. As I walked in the lights were on, but…

This is just a quick follow up, there's enough reviews here on tuscl that describe the layout and all that so I won't go into that again. I stopped over at 2001 Friday June…

After years away Im able to get back out into the fray a bit now and was able to hit Panthy this last spring. For those that dont know, this is a black club. but…

I was making my lunch rounds on South I45 and stopped in for what I expected to be a good time. I had a recent good experience there and heard some others with similar…

TLDR: Lust was great, would definitely go back. Went in on a Wednesday afternoon a few weeks ago for a late lunch. It was my first time in. Not crowded, but decently busy for early on…

I wish this place were better because it’s just so conveniently located in Midtown and close to so many subway lines as well, easy to make a stop on the way to or from elsewhere. Combined…

Came here on a weekday based on reading some reviews. It was about few weeks ago this was 1st week they had alcohol in the premises which was good Walked in showed I'd paid…

Return of long time reviewer. I hope yall pardon me for reviews, I been away for quite a while but got back out on the scene periodically over the last few months. Seems review format…

Went to Black Betty's for the first time on a Tuesday night after midnight. It's definitely got that dive bar feel over a strip club, but tonight there were 5 dancers. The dancers tonight…

I arrived in Akron on Friday and visited 4 clubs in one day. Since it was my first time in Akron, I relied on TUSCL reviews to choose the clubs. I only stayed briefly at…

I found the place to be clean. They just renovated last year completely redoing the regular lapdance room and a few areas in the club. There is no smoking inside but it does have a…

This review covers two Friday mid-afternoon visits (6/20 & 6/27). Both visits lasted under an hour. First off, I have to offer a mea culpa. I gave this place a great review last summer. Unfortunately,…

In an effort to replace the thrills of Treasures, I wanted to give Centerfolds a try. I went in late afternoon and the car park was pretty spacious and there seemed to be a security guard…

I was in the area for work and had some time to myself so I figured I’d check this place out. It’s off a main road with easy parking in front. When you…

So I went to Players on a Tuesday afternoon. It was pretty dead. Probably about 5 more customers than dancers. And it was about 6 or 7 dancers. I grabbed a seat by the stage, grabbed…

I visited Kittens in around 11AM. The venue was dark with typical loud music playing. It didn't look like anything super fancy but then again, I wasn't there for the looks the the…

So bored at my hotel by the airport I decided to give it a go at Rhonda's knowing that it isn't a strip club as much as dive bar with women. Took Uber, $18 one…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

Came here to check out the place, was a little bored and wasn’t expecting much for a Tuesday night. If you’re driving there is paid parking right next to the location. Don’t know how much…

Well you walk down some stairs to a big square room with a pool table right Infront of you, a small square stage across the way and nobody in the bar. No cover, no one…

I love dive bars and Chasers is usually good for all the things you want in a dive bar. It is small with high mileage and cheap prices. It is not a…

I was in Cincy for work and decided to drive over to Concepts. Its just over the IN boarder with Ohio/KY. After a 10.00 cover and 5 for the beer I sat down…

So after the visit to the HiLiter, I had time to stop at the candy store quickly as it was still well before 5pm. parking is at a major intersection, so if you are shy or…

Was back in Cleveland for work a few weeks back and decided to try out some clubs in the Akron area based on feedback. I arrived at the club at noon and it was busier…

Visting PHX for the holiday week - decided to stop in here and candy store on the way from the airport. Cover was waived, parking was safe and free, my ID was not checked. I was seated…

Quick overview of the setup - there is a small hall with a bar when you enter. Then there is big hall with few poles on one side, the stages were pretty small. There are…

Visited there after a golf trip. Took a minute to get used to the set up. The nude part of the club where the girls dance they don't serve beer. You walk outside and back…

Visited for the first time while in Dallas on business. Sunday night; place was fairly busy but plenty of parking outside in large open lot and seating inside. Grabbed a drink from cooler…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Summer time. Streets still pretty crowded, all kinds of amusement rides and mini golf around. Great place for a tourist trap club. Plenty of parking in the lot, a guy…

I normally come to this spot to just watch the game and drink. Sometimes This place is a hit and sometimes it is a miss. On this night it was very blah. First things first…

I went by on a Saturday night at about 10pm a few weeks ago. It was my first time there. The location is in the middle of a strip mall on the east side of…

First time going to this location. Place was packed. Parking was 2 bucks I believe at around 5pm on a Friday. No entry fee. In typical cheetah fashion, there was a pole in the middle…

Four dancers working the Monday night shift. I walked in around 10:30 after some good luck at Rivers Casino. Decided to spend my winnings on some young pussy. Looking back at my last review it…

Wow this is different! I decided to give it a shot when I was driving through Denver on a recent trip. It was a hot Friday afternoon. I entered about 4 o’clock. There was…

I stopped by Foxy as I was in the area and had not been in about 6 months. Entrance there is a metal detector which was not being manned when I went and a…

Panama City, FL. Saturday night. Area seems alright, I parked in front of the building next door. Walk up food truck right in front and a drive thru window for this strip club I don't…

I could only go in on Monday because that was the night I was free this time for my business trip. I was expecting Monday to be pretty dead but I was pleasantly surprised! There…

This is a nice club in a less seedy part of town. I have visited often during my work trips that bring me to downtown SF and it is a short Uber or reasonable…

Foxy Lady is a largish club with a 2 bars, a large stage, a smaller stage, a large lap dance area and a private dance area downstairs. The smash burger was excellent -- roughly $10.…

Valparaiso, FL. Saturday night. Came here early on in the night, no dancers yet, so I said screw it and cam back all the way at the end of the night and there were three…

The other Cheetah, not the Pompano. Monday early evening, just landed at FLL. Stopped in around 6pm, no cover charge. Walked in and immediately devoured by the Latina vultures. It was persistent and non-stop by 2…

Been here a couple of times and it’s well worth the drive. Wednesdays are fun since you get those $20 dances and your money goes a long way (though song length can be short at…

In town on business. Had hit ricks the night before (haven't posted review ricks yet but will). PD was 10 minute walk from hotel so checked it out 10 pm arrival. Times square location.…

Three or four times a year, I come down from the Pacific Northwest to Phoenix on business. And when I do, I almost always drop by Bourbon Street. I’ve tried several of the other clubs…

I went to Fancys on a Thursday afternoon about 2. Entry is 7 to get in and parking is free in a dusty lot so if you uave a clean car dont go here go…

Venue & Environment Arrived on a Sunday night to the usual Landing Strip setup. The mandatory valet is still $7, and the cover was $20 as it was after 7 PM. A bottle of water will…

Lazy afternoon and decided to stop by the Criket, for the first time in a very long time. Part of the reason to stop by is you don't smell like an ashtray when you leave.…

Had been a bit, since I spent time at the Criket. My favorite entertainer asked if I could visit her around 1:00. I could make that work. Free- no valet lot. No day cover. No…

I’ll be honest, I was a little overwhelmed when stepping into a baby dolls. I Uber from my hotel in downtown it was about 12 minutes. I got there early enough where I don’t recall…

Came here with my girlfriend expecting great things given the reputation and history of this place. Needless to say, it didn't live up to expectations. This is definitely a late night club. I got there at…

Went on a Friday night to watch the Phillies game (unfortunately was in a rain delay). Surprisingly a little quiet for a Friday night. $10 cover. Metal detector on entry. Rectangular bar with 2 stages,…

Was back in Tennessee last month so I made another tip to Mouse Ear. I arrived around 7pm and left a little after 11pm. Club isn’t that hard to find as it’s on Kingston Pike…

I went to Gallaghers 2000 for the first time on a recent Thursday evening. I’d say overall, it wasn’t a bad club experience — though very different than the more upscale NYC area spots a…

I was in Houston for 36 hours and wanted to sneak in a quick trip Friday night before an early morning flight Saturday. Got there around 8PM and the large parking lot had plenty of…

Dropped in on a Saturday afternoon to find what I expected. A very sparsely attended strip club on Cheshire Bridge Rd. Parking was 5 and cover was 10. I did a…

In the area over the weekend and killing some time early Sunday afternoon. Parking/Valet: Parking is on the street of Rockwell Ave. There are several areas that have posted no parking signs ‘Here to Corner’…

Lately I've been liking downtown Cabaret better for daytimes because Rick's Cabaret raised the price of their Fireside room to $200 for 15 minutes. Here it's still 160 with a drink included in the booths.…

I've usually had a great time at this place so I made the road trip from Chattanooga to Huntsville Saturday afternoon hoping that fun was still to be had here. Luckily for I had a…

Blackjack's is kind of in the middle of nowhere, outside the small town of Elgin and some distance off the highway. The country road on which the club sits doesn't allow a left turn, so…

My brother recently got divorced and I recently got a new job so with a 3rd friend we decided to go out and celebrate. I suggested Henry's because... well we're degenerates. to start off the…

Club Blaze is a great option if I'm either south of Atlanta near the airport or I'm out on a Sunday afternoon (when, say, Vivide is closed). Both were true on my last visit. Free…

Went on a late Monday afternoon. Many of the day girls had made their money and went home. Bar was pretty empty. Paid Maria my 10 cover. Got 1 of my 2 free waters.…

Synsations was completely unmarked, with no obvious signage. I turned on their street only because of my GPS and a parking lot across from the building with a ton of orange cones and "valet" signs.…

As a fairly new monger who recently graduated college, I've read legendary tales from guys like @RonJax2, and mentally noted his methods and tips. Tired of clubs in the States and their raising prices, I…

After learning weekdays are the best time to visit Scandalo I went on a thursday evening. A few times prior I went on weekends (Fri thru Sun) and yes it was slower, sunday being the…

Vivde is the most reliable good time for me in Atlanta, so I usually hit it up at least once when I'm in town. I was there mid-afternoon on a Saturday. The dirt lot, showing…

Finally back after a small hiatus, and I can say I was pumped to get back to BT’s and see the ladies again. Parked in an adjacent parking lot to avoid the valet fee, and after…

This club has an active Instagram, with lots of posts about dayshift. Most feature two manager-like folks (a cigar smoking guy and a woman), but I don't know their actual relationship to the club. Some…

Speariment Rhino is my favorite of 7 different big name clubs our group of 4 males in their mid-30s visited over the course of 3 trips to Vegas in the last couple of years. We went…

I’m a semi regular of this place. When I lived in the area, I used to frequent it. Now, I stop in whenever I’m in town (three times a year) I showed up Friday night around…

It was a typically quiet Sunday afternoon with about 10-15 patrons, and 6-8 dancers. The rotation on the stage went by very fast, with a nice mix of music (noticeably a lot of 80's rock,…

On 15 South, if headed North you need to U-turn. Be careful and pay attention, it comes up quick! Parking is in back, on two levels. There is a side entry and a front entry,…

I swear I came with low expectations. I live relatively close to this place. I read the reviews about the security scrutinized lap dances here and I wanted to see if there was at least some…

First time at Silk when driving through Madison. This club is out of town on a country road with its own parking lot that all feels safe. When I went in there was a $15…

(I am going to acknowledge in advance that this review is explicit, but it was one of the best sessions I had ever had that wasn’t with an ATF, so I am including some of…

Place in the middle of a residential area, but seemed pretty silent probably it being a Sunday. Tight parking lot around the building. Surprisingly no cover charge unlike their sister clubs across jersey. The place has…

The place was overall pretty nice it was fairly small with a big stage surrounded by the bar. There were additional smaller stages around the private bottle service areas. There is plenty of comfortable seating…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, parking lot had a few cars, but not many. Paid the $15 entry they now scan ID because of the alcohol sales. I found a seat the bartender brought…

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away. Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally,…

It's been three months since my last Millstream visit and review. Since the club is the only local club that I visit, I rarely have anything new to report. In fact, a recent…

Been multiple times to the hitching post to know the ins and outs of the place. Firstly, it’s in a good part of Paterson, close by Clifton meaning that it’s a pretty safe area. There’s ample…

I went here on a Saturday day shift. I hadn't been here in a while, but heard the day shift was good, so I decided to check it out. I used to go mostly nights.…