Reviews

I don’t think most guys care about the layout, but here are quick facts. Located in Providence, LDs are $25 top less and $35 nude. CRs start at $50 to the house and $100 to…

This was my first visit on a Thursday. It was a chill night. I rolled in around 10 and was really surprised at the number of cars there. When I got in, there was nearly…

Showed up on a Wednesday and the parking lot was 1/2 full in mid afternoon. The Ac works inside and was pleasant. Got my drink and entry for $25. Most I have…

I've been visiting this place off and on for more years than I wish to reveal. This place isn't what it was five years ago but it's still a good chill hangout where you…

The parking lot is somewhat fenced in. Door fee is $5 day or night. If you served, they let you in for free. This place is very low key and A HOLE in the wall type…

Popped into this spot on a Wednesday night because I had $25 I no longer wanted. Entrance is on the Kearny side, not Columbus. Plenty of other clubs within walking distance to this one. You walk…

Kittens Cabaret is the club in the south end of Seattle. My 4th of July plans were nearby so I decided to visit around 10pm that evening. I paid a $10 cover and…

So I decided to stop in to Carl's on a Friday night recently to check out how this place is currently as I hadn't been there in years prior to this visit and me getting…

Went here on a Wednesday evening. Walked in and not many customers (less people during the summer). About 10 dancers in sight, all 7+. Probably one of the better lineups of American girls you’ll find…

OK, The Basics. If you have never been here, you need to know that the approach from the west is directly past the RR Trestle. Leaving is tricky as you have EXTREMELY limited sight distance…

Another weeknight stop at 390. Not much has changed as far as pricing goes. Free parking in large lot out front. $10 cover charge with ID check after metal detector. No…

My girlfriend and I hit up Hustler Club around 2am on our last night in Vegas after a long night of partying. Things were a little fuzzy by then, but I’m pretty sure cover was…

I was in town for a conference for work and thought i would check out the local clubs. I walked there from my hotel so i can’t discuss parking but it’s seattle. 20 bucks everywhere…

So I've been to 390 before and never submitted a review. This time I was there a bit longer, had more dances, did more recon, so I figured I'd better drop one in to…

I had read a lot about this club and most of it positive. So on my recent weekend trip to Phoenix I made it my first stop. I was there a little bit earlier in…

On a recent quick trip to Phoenix for the weekend I had the opportunity to visit four different clubs. This was by far the classiest and had the best looking dancers of the four. On arriving…

On a recent quick trip to Phoenix I stopped at 4 different clubs. I had intended to stop at them all the previous Saturday night but I didn't quite make it. Stopped at Hi Liter…

Came in late on a Wednesday night, around 11:30 PM. Plenty of parking was available right across the street. Cover was $20. The club is small and intimate, with a bar immediately to the left as you…

Had some time to kill and headed to Crazygirls on a Tuesday afternoon. I tend to prefer afternoons past 2 as that is, in my opinion, the best combination of number of girls without…

I first went to Centerfolds to get a couple of drinks before going to Doll House. Reviewed Centerfolds separately. This was the Friday of the 4th and the city was very quiet and so was…

I recently went to the Ole Glory Daze in Akron on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30pm. I would recommend going during the day time since it’s usually safer during that time. The layout is the…

Found myself in Dallas for 2nd week of a work trip and decided to switch up from the world famous baby dolls to the dirty dive chicas bonitas. Two clubs couldn't be more polar opposite…

I’ve given Silver Cricket a few honest tries over the past months. Unfortunately, after three separate visits, I’m calling it quits. Not only did I leave unsatisfied each time, but my last trip ended with…

Stopped in a little after 1 in the afternoon, they had no dancers and no customers, just Connie tending bar. Sat at the bar, ordered a beer ($2.50) and chatted with Connie about old times. She…

This club has barely changed in decades. Located on the east edge of town in a mostly residential area, it isn't the easiest place to find but well worth it. And don't worry about how…

Went to CCR this past Monday night around 9:30 pm and stayed until 11:30 pm and wanted to update y’all on what’s new. Standard 15 dancers’ slots with a couple of duos in the slot…

Took one for the team last night. I had been to this a few years ago around the time they first opened. Recently saw some Instagram posts and mention that they were under new…

Had been wanting to check out Synn for sometime. Thursday night, parking lot was crowded, and this is a good sized parking lot. Lucky enough o find parking in front of the Yoshinoua across the…

Went into Foxys for the first time to kill some time in Lincoln. Cover was $5, domestic beers were $4. At first, this is just a really well decorated bar that could actually be in…

LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA 02301 Club is right off the highway, hidden behind a gas station and pot dispensary, and in a strip mall, so it’s…

I reviewed Sassys last year, and almost everything I said is still true. They still have awesome stage shows, with all hot skinny dancers in their 30s to early 40s dancers. They are…

Made by second visit to this club on a Friday evening a couple weeks back at about 7 PM. When I entered the place it had about 3 patrons by my count. The club has…

I decided to stop in around 5:30 on Wednesday. First walking in there was no cover. I went down and walked into the bar area. Beer was really reasonably priced at three dollars and the…

Middle of nowhere strip clubs used to be a wonderful thing in Massachusetts. They blended into their communities to skirt the line between neighborhood semi-dive to full on adult entertainment. The Fine Line, unfortunately, is…

I visit the Rhino about once a year when I'm in Vegas, so I generally have a feel for the place and how it evolves over time. Here's some observations from my most recent visit,…

Good place if you like "real" girls. Definitely a few fake plastic everywhere types, but way less than average LA club. Same as always - no renovations. Nasty bathroom, overall a little dingy, one…

You won’t find better looking talent in the state of NJ than at the Hitching Post. Period. They have south Florida quality Latinas. Located not too far off GSP and Rte 3. I am not…

Arrived at 1pm and valet already had the parking lot blocked with cones. The valet came and moved one but I had to put the camera on to see the other cones. I parked my…

Came in at about 10 pm on a Saturday. Cover was 15$ and 5$ for the parking. Club is real nice, plenty of girls working. First thing I did was use the bathroom and there was a…

Hit up Foxy in a very light and dead Wednesday afternoon. Nobody at the door and no cover, girl said she recognized me and let me in. Parking lot across the street. Nice place spacious…

I was stuck in Central Illinois due to some work related activity. Finally went to Kappa club, in Bloomington IL, Not many people outside of Central Illinois are aware of this club. I reached around 8…

I came in on a saturday night for my friends birthday and while he sat in front of one of the stage with some of his buddies waiting to tip the stage dancers, i sat…

Had to be in the Cleveland area for work so I had to see what it had to offer. Arriving at 10pm, I spoke with the owner who was collecting the door fee which was…

On a recent trip to OH, I was able to hit clubs in both Akron and Cleveland. In Cleveland, the only club I visited is the Executives Den. This club is right off of the…

Went on a Sunday afternoon, very good happy hour. $2 beers etc. however, didn’t know it at the time and the waitress ripped me off by not telling me so I ended up spending $10…

As mentioned by most others, this is in Pasadena off of spencer. Ample parking and usually a doorman but they dont really pat you down. $10 cover to get in. Almost all girls are hispanic, with…

Quick summary of the club that gets repeated by everyone- but here it goes. No cover during the day, plenty of parking out front and a valet option. Two separate bars inside and one…

Not sure why my review was rejected before ( not enough details ) so ok. Went in on Sunday, it was around 80 degrees and there was a wind out of the northwest of…

I decided to make a first visit to luckys on a Monday afternoon. First impression from the outside was underwhelming. Place could be vacant at first glance. Building is set back off a main road…

Came back because why not. Maybe it would be better than before. Spoiler alert, it wasn't. Got here at around 8pm on a Monday evening. Venue was decent as always. Girls were not it though.…

Was passing through the area on a Wednesday evening, stopped by after dinner. Spot is located in an industrial area, okayish parking outside of on the side street. It seems like a dive bar from…

Found myself in Houston with some time to spare and made my way to Treasures. I had never been here before and since it was convenient and had tons of reviews, I took a chance. There…

I was staying in downtown Fort Eayne and have passed this club numerous times on the drive in. I decided I was going to stop in and see what was going on. On…

Well, the fat cat finally got on a plane and made the 10 ½ hour trip to Sao Paulo to check out the infamous Scandallo lounge in Sao Paulo, Brazil. I took the earliest flight I…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon around 3 , so there was no cover. The club has a high end feel, though it is starting to show its age. The bar is right in front…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 4. As described in other reviews there is a very long bar in front of you when you come in. There are stages at each end (though not…

Was in town running errands and had some time to kill so thought I'd check out this club. I arrived at around 2:30PM. As you walk into the building, the first floor you will pay…

I stopped by at the club on a Thursday around lunchtime as I was passing by after a meeting and was making it an early day to kickoff the long weekend. The club is…

I recently found myself with a free evening, and after reading some of the recent reviews, I decided to give this place another try. The parking lot is a bit tight, and it's easy to…

Tale of Two Visits First visit was a Thursday quickie back in mid-May, approx 1pm. Not many cars, only 6 dancer names on roster board (next to DJ, on left just inside door), and 4…

Stopped by on a Saturday night around 9:45 PM, hoping for a decent mix of entertainment and atmosphere, but honestly left feeling underwhelmed. The club sits in one of the safer corners of Lake City,…

I arrived around 1 PM a few Thursdays ago. I always find that the earlier you arrive the better as the barstools are available, and the girls are not with regulars. By the time I…

Clancy’s in Bloomfield, NJ turned out to be a solid spot for a laid-back Thursday night. I have reviewed this place many times and I continue to frequent it when I can as I…

I’m normally a daytime visitor but I’ve managed to visit here in the evening a few times now, and I’m glad I went. THE PLACE: It’s located right off the main drag of the business district…

I found out this place is no longer Deja Vu and saw the new website. Ive been montiring the roll call to see if Alexis is ever listed as there now. But after weeks…

I popped into Pandora Sunday afternoon. The place doesn’t open until 1 PM on Sundays. The staff there was very different as I didn’t recognize the manager, the DJ or the waitress. The…

Stopped in at Cheerleaders for lunch on Tuesday. My first time there (and only my second at a PA club). Got there just after their opening at noon, and I was their first customer of the…

Stopped in on a Tuesday morning. I had called the night before so I knew Madison was working though she was just finishing a session. Decided to wait which took about 10 minutes…

I just cannot seem to stay away! If you’ve read my previous review then you know, but if you haven’t well….. Carnival is less a SC and more of an “Adult Bookstore” When you walk into…

Parking was free right on the side of the bail bonding building. Walked up to the door and paid the $20 fee for entry. Then walked down a hallway before entering into what’s pretty much…

Pandora is getting better and better. I feel girls there are getting hotter after they did the remodeling (around several months ago??). It was bad before and even worse during the remodeling. I got a…

Stopped by after arriving at SeaTac on a Thursday eve. Place was decently busy, maybe 15-20 PLs. Plenty of ladies(25+). 10 cover, 6 dollar drink. Bathroom to the left as you…

My go to in Portland. Middle mileage but the stage shows are great and the ladies are super friendly. I also like the set prices although I don’t like that the house takes…

Not bad for what it is…. Getting there: Middle of nowhere- nothing close. Big gravel parking lot. Night that I was there it was about 1/3 full, enough cars that it seemed like something was going on…

Typical lingerie modeling studio. I came to see a hot petite blonde. Don’t expect a ton of mileage but she was a looker. General prices start at $140 for just a…

After landing in town late Tuesday evening, at approximately 10:30 PM, I decided to hit the nearest club. It was just 2 minutes from airport car service, so very convenient. I got there just after…

Okay here’s the full breakdown. I’ve been here roughly about six or seven times. The cover charge is usually 20-25 bucks, with a two drink minimum which is sort of new as they make you…

I stopped in on a slow Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago and was one of only two patrons in the club. As others have mentioned, it’s very dark inside, so take a minute to…

Went to Vegas to visit a buddy of mine during the 4th. I have never been to a Vegas strip club . Asked my buddy what he would recommend and he said CB. said in…

Went on a Friday afternoon during my lunch break. Parking was free. The parking lot is shared with a Dairy Queen and had some cars, but there were plenty of spaces. There is an apartment…

This review is from a day and night shift visit same day. This will be long. my reviews usually are. so I'll break this one into 2 parts First the review: Club - This is almost exclusively…

Checked out XXXV on a monday around 7pm. big parking lot , no cover for weekdays. No booze walk in and seating by stage. Byob but i think bottle or ice charge. They dont…

$20 entry fee with a pat down then they "buzz" you in. Stage center of club with couches all around on the perimeters. Bar is immediately to your left. Sat down and made myself comfortable…

Went on a Sunday afternoon, drinks were cheap- before 6pm- $4 drafts. The parking was plenty and easy to find. No cover charge and there was a metal detector upon walking in. They have multiple…

The previous review described this place as a "rip off." I disagree - not because the activities were off the charts hot, but because they are very clear about the rules. Hell, there's…

I stopped by Imperial last thurs around 8pm after being away for about a year, After paying door guy $20 bucks entry, headed upstairs to the club, mandatory drinks were like 8 bucks. They…

Pennsport used to be great pre pandemic. Not what it used to be, but still great time. Cheap drinks, attractive women, and great laid back atmosphere. Small. Walk in and square bar with small stage inside the bar. Customers…

Traveling and had an afternoon to kill. Parking was no problem. Entry was 20 I think. Pretty normal for these days. Girl at the front was friendly and quickly got into…

Found myself back in Philadelphia on a Sunday evening as I needed to be there for work on Monday morning so I reconnected with a dancer who I met on my last trip about a…

Stopped in on a Friday night. It was a half hour or so after the posted opening, but the place was still dead. Got free cover from showing a facebook post. No security check, just…

To me, Risqué Bristol is the most steadily reliable place in the area, for what I am looking for: decent looking dancers with liberal dances and action, in particular in the upstairs champagne court. I…

I went the last Wednesday in June. Went twice in one day. Looked like the construction in the main area was about done. A guy at the door checked my ID but…

Starz Café feels a bit different from last year Prices are steady: a floor dance still runs about $20. That alone puts them ahead of most other cafés that shove you into a broom closet for…

COSTS TO ATTEND THE CLUB: You will usually pay $20 dollars for the admissions fee, $7 dollars to get a drink, $20 dollars for a lap dance in the open floor area and $120 to…

Stopped by Strippers in Byron, GA recently. The vibe was pretty low-energy overall — no stage performances the entire time I was there. Most of the dancers hung out at the bar and didn’t really…

My friend always raves about how great this place is and maybe I came on the wrong day, but live in El Cerrito not too far away and decided to drop by here on the…

I was on my was to Baby Dolls FTW and decided to make a stop here out of curiousity. I pulled into the parking lot and noticed that there were only a hand full of…

Lately, I seem to be visiting HK a lot more than I did in the past, especially since my recent visit to its Miami expansion area. Maybe, it’s coz the overall FUN has simply been…

Found myself with a quiet Sunday evening and decided to pop in to the pink palace on rte 130 south . I had not been there on Sunday in quite a while but had a…

Lockbourne, OH. Behind a gas station. July 4th. Plenty of parking in what might be the most fucked up lot of all time. Area is fine just south of Columbus. Walk on in, no cover…