Reviews

So, I hit the BP once a month or so. I usually windup going with Cherry. However, there were 2 tempting alternatives the other day. There was a 30-something brunette negotiating a sugar Daddy hookup…

Stopped into this place based on someone's review. It was maybe 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. If it wasn't for a few cars in the parking lot, you never would have known the…

I visited Millstream for the first time in a little while and agree with some of the recent reviews that it's probably trending a little bit downhill even though it keeps a certain local charm. You…

Stopped by after work since it has been a while and wanted to relieve some stress. They now have a bouncer to check id before letting one in. Thankfully they has a 5 dollar beer…

Not a regular to this club but occasionally I go there as it is way off my route. One thing that I like about this club is the no smoking policy. Other dive bar in…

The parking lot is easy and seems safe. Just regular strip mall, no pun intended. Felt comfortable walking in and paid the day time and just took in the experience. As I entered the…

Stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday. Cover was $3 and only 4 girls working...one of which was tied up in the lap dance area. Low key, had a great conversation with one of the…

Today was a little light than other days, but wow, there some very attractive women at the Vu. Place is usually clean and well maintained. Good options for dances, couch dances, teaser room,…

Boudoir. It's a big club. When they are full go, they can have two large stages in full swing, like 4 or 5 different satellite stages with Go Go dancers, and a Full bar…

The Club charges a $10 cover after 7 pm, before 7 pm, it is $5. There is ample and safe parking so you don't have to worry about your car even though the club is…

I just left feeling robbed. As mentioned by others, you can only get full nudity in the private rooms. I got a few dances on the floor with some of the pretty dancers. They were…

Been here before, but this time went on the wrong day. Most of dancers got the memo and didn't really show up at all. For a Saturday night, this place was dead because…

I was down in Atlantic City staying at the Hard Rock so I checked out Scores, which was right inside. It's not the easiest place to find - kind of up an escalator near…

The O'Farrell Theater is quite historic, and I finally had a chance to check it out last week. I was bummed to hear that the building is up for sale so made it a…

I have been a long time loyal customer of BD FW. This time was particularly bad. There were hardly any girls, some of them would not even smile. One red head Black girl was chatting…

first time I went here, it was kinda crowded, earlier in the night and there were several dancers there. Started making eyes at a gorgeous bbw blonde, she came over and we had a…

I was recently in Las Vegas for an extended stay and decided to try some new clubs. I picked Hustler somewhat randomly one Tuesday evening on the spur of the moment. I ended up visiting…

After its re-openeing/re-modeling , this is the first time i have been there. valet was polite and cover was $20 as its saturday and after 9PM. Got a beer and searching for my atf which…

I'm new to the area and decided to give Lust a try based on some reviews and I was not disappointed. I showed up at 9pm or so and it was $10 to get in.…

Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon recently. Parked my ass at the bar and ordered a mixed drink. Very few dancers working and alot of patrons sitting around staring at the walls. I…

Upon arriving, I was patted down. No cover charge during the day. Cover charge around $10 on the evening. Security was friendly, and made it known tips were accepted and appreciated. The…

went in for a beer and there was one really thin and the other J who I believe is the owner. I wanted to see J but was expecting someone to come in. she has…

This is my second favorite in the town after Mardi Gras. Just the right place to chill on a weekday or weekend night with not much of expectations. The number of girls in here was around…

Haven't had a reason to frequent the Jewel Box in like forever however with change of management and promise of club revitalization I took the plunge on a frosty Saturday night.The club is sleazy chic…

So I was in the area and some time to spare so I thought I’d stop by Choices for alittle bit. I stop by this place every now and then (I wrote one other review…

I dropped in late Friday afternoon, and hung around into the early evening. Gold Club is easily the nicest club in SF. It's pretty centrally located, but a cab ride from North beach and all…

Wow. This was what I was looking for. Thanks to all the previous reviewers. I knew exactly what to expect. Parking lot was full at 3pm so had to create a spot. Went in love…

Made a trip to Masters for the first time since last summer, fully expecting to be disappointed and going to the club around the corner anyway. The standard pat down at the door and an…

Maybe I am just comfortable with this spot having been here every two weeks for the past three months when work sends me down to SoCal, but I have a good time every time. As…

From a prior visit, I remembered that November 29 was customer appreciation day with free lap dances so I just happened to have an appointment nearby on that day (what a coincidence). The parking lot…

A couple of weekends ago, I decided to eschew my better judgement and go to a strip club for the first time in twelve years. Don't get the wrong idea, I broke my mongering…

I went a couple of Saturdays in a row last month and this place is basically a dead zone now. Nothing changed from a layout perspective except that they added curtains to their new lap…

I have reviewed Club Climaxxx several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Full nude club so no alcohol is served. Just energy drinks, which the ladies will happily let you buy for them. $20 couch dances and $200 VIP (30 min). For the most part, the dancers actually dance.…

I've been here one time before and was hoping for something similar, but was very disappointed. Stopped by a couple weeks ago at 8pm on a Wednesday night and paid the parking lot attendant…

Went in with a friend after dinner on Tuesday. This place was my go to before I knew of other extras available at other places. It still usually yields good value.. Sometimes even great. I…

Arrived here to a packed parking lot about 2pm. Parked next door at what appears to be a boarded up office. Made my way in, no ID scan, was offered a beer from…

Hit up jens after a few months away. Used to make a bi-weekly trip, but business has picked up in my job so haven’t been able to set aside time. Not a lot has changed.…

This was my first visit to Showcase. Was in town and decided to give it a go. I visited on a Wednesday night, got there around 11:30. 20 cover, payable at the bar. Alcohol is…

First visit to bogarts, was very satisfied. Prices were reasonable, girls were very friendly and relaxed. Some very attractive ladies also. Possibly due to it being rather slow,…

I went to this club when I was bored one weekend. The club is pretty standard. It is set up around a bar with the dance area in the center. The girls do two sets…

I've been to Stages a few times already. It is always a hit or miss when you go there. The drinks are cheap and the interior is nothing to talk about. The women are also…

I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight and heard good things about the quality of care at PO. Arrive mid-afternoon following a business meeting and didn't want to change out of…

Everytime I visit, I say the same thing, never again. However, the location is just convenient, and seems every once in a while, have to make a visit, old habits hard to break. For all…

A few years ago, I outright loved this club. You could show up around 5:00pm, after work, have a few cheap beers and there would be an amazing selection of girls. I enjoyed…

I finished up with a meeting around 2pm and I figured I'll stop at the dirty bird for a cold one and a dance or two. It was a Thursday afternoon and the parking…

Been a while since been here, most of changes for the worst. You can still not bring your phone in which is a major pain if there during a workday and want to…

Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the round stages flanking…

I was thinking of heading out to the Playhouse since it has been a few weeks. II checked the schedule and 4 of my go to's were on the schedule. My funds were…

Stopped by didnt want to pay the flight club private room charge or the valet. Was amazed two hotties were working. One girl named athena who was drop dead gorgeous but didnt say…

Well, After seeing the club's ratings I decided to swing by and see how much "M" was in "YMMV". I am pleased to say enough to make a mess. I got there right as they opened…

This was my third time visiting this club, with the last being about 6 months ago. I don't frequent this club enough to gauge how things have changed or not, but it seemed just like…

This club is right at the corner of a large parking lot. It has the name El Punto de Oro and I was unsure if this was it until after I went in.…

Was supposed to be open according to the facebook page, no lights on. No tracks in the snow. Letters falling off the sign on the outside of the building. There was a legal looking paper…

The Lodge is an topless club located in "strip club row" in Dallas Texas. The Lodge is an upscale gown club and was founded back in 1996 by a woman. The club has many cool…

This was my third time here. I was surprised that the quality of the dancers had gone up. They were, by far, the best looking girls I've ever seen here. One dancer…

Stopped by this past Tuesday afternoon around 2:00. This was my first visit in almost 6 months. When I walked in, I only seen 1 girl working and 3 other men. I ended up being…

I’ve been going to this club off and on for 3-4 years now. The girls, while usually pretty attractive, have always been hit or miss as far as personalities, but the whole experience has just…

I visited Synn in the middle of the afternoon. This is obviously not the ideal time for a club so I was not expecting much. There were only two of us in the club For…

I Had not been here in about 5 years. Like most of the clubs in Hurley they simplely are bars with a small stage and some lap dance area in the corner. Lap dances here…

Past couple of times I've been here it's obvious this place is going downhill. Still some good dancers but it a lot of the good talent has gone off to other clubs and the new…

So this past year, I've done almost no clubbing as I've been going the SA route. Well, my regular SA girl in El Paso was unable to make it this time around,…

I went there on Saturday around 7:30. Although review said cover is 14 but lady on the door says after 7pm its 20 but lap dance still 7 dollar till 10pm and after that 10…

I’ve stopped in a couple times and it’s a shame that this place isn’t a better time because it’s in a great location. There aren’t many clubs in this direction. The club is kinda hard to…

As has been said by me and others, this is not a posh club. It is blue collar and basic. If this club was a brand of beer, it would be Natty Boh…

My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies. Upon arriving, the parking lot had a few spaces…

This place has a reputation and I can see why. The women are stunningly hott, very mixed ethnicities (Latina, White, Black) and different body types (big butt, big titties, etc., slim vs thick). I had…

On my way home from Thanksgiving in Indy, I made a point to pass through Kokomo. Nothing better than an afternoon visit to the Hip Hugger. Not much has changed from my last visit a few…

I will admit that this used to be my favorite spot, mostly for proximity. After my last visit I have decided to move on. First the girls. This afternoon there were 3-5…

I was nearby and had a very good visit to Mons Venus a few months back so I stopped in about 6pm on a Tuesday evening. Cover was $20 and parking lot is…

Arrived solo after a day of meetings at a conference. I should have called the Rhino hotline for a free limo, but chose not just in case a colleague was standing outside while getting…

I have been here many times before, mostly because I have gotten to know the bartender over the past 3 years and get hooked up on drinks. I usually spent close to $60 in…

The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs.…

Well I will say one thing that is kind of good is they have decent wine. I don't know who is selecting it but some pretty good quality California reds and whites. I remember talking…

Both if these visits were from a few weeks ago, one a Friday night and the other a Thursday afternoon. No cover in the afternoon, which is nice given the price hikes here over last…

I stopped by after a business meeting because I had seen other reviews and thought it promissing. Uncle Joe's is a dump of a building on a back country road off Rt. 45 just south…

Came in on a Monday afternoon, which is rare for me. Most of the usual suspects- Nicole- aging and mediocre at best Brazilian that is game for whatever you want but annoyingly clingy and gaining weight Yummy-…

haven't been to this place is years and thought what the heck. Got there about 7ish on saturday and it had a few people. Kind of what you would expect at 7. Few girls though…

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could just…

Stopped in after a work run Friday night, wanted to get a few drinks and maybe 10-20 minutes with a lady. I like to chill at the bar and see whats out there before…

dancer highlights: fox black girl with beautiful face, large floppy boobs, and a nice big ass. she was super sweet and easy to talk to. chatted a lot about edibles, traveling, joked a lot. I was looking…

Went in on a Monday around 3-4pm as is pretty much necessary since the place closes at 8pm. Unfortunately greeted at the door by a pretty busted looking AA woman who reeked of stale Coronas…

This is the last of the central iowa clubs that I had yet to visit. During the week, the posted opening time is 3pm. Only other option in town is Minx for…

I came here on a Sunday evening to watch the football game and see some women. It wasnt very busy but there were customers and dancers there, most customers seemed like regulars on this…

Went in on a tuesday around 10. There was only two other patrons there and four dancers. Got a drink and waited to see which dancer would approach me. Latina dancer with enhancements sat next…

I was wary about their dress code, but decided to try my luck with athletic/gym pants. I asked them when I arrived if this was acceptable, brought a change just in case in the car,…

I was feeling impulsive and decided to visit for the first time. The place itself is pretty small with a main and smaller mini stage. Couches with and without meters flank the sides…

Well, it was my first time at any spearmint Rhino and it was what I expected. Not incredible and not bad either. It was a solid visit. The lobby is separate from the club itself and…

So since the girls were rated higher than any other clubs I thought I'd check it out while in town. Even though I've read dances are horrible in Massachusetts due to State Laws. Cons: Parking is a…

Called the club at a little past midnight on a Fri night and 15 minutes later the 4 of us were in the Rhino car. Tipped the driver and then tipped a bouncer once…

I usually go to Mickey's when I've reached bottom and need to hit the sleaziest club out there. Tonight it wasn't so sleazy, but it still hit the spot. Drinks are pretty cheap. $7 gets you…

Stopped in on a Sunday evening back in November and there were about 8-9 girls on shift around 10pm. There was a decent crowd around the stage and 1-2 groups of guys at a few…

Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the hottest. Had…

I had frequented this place many times when it was Pure Gold. Been here 3-4 times since it changed ownership. Teh most recent visit was probably the best crop of…

i was working from home and having a bad day. A buddy came by and took me out to lunch.. He said I'll cheer you up and drove our ass to Cheetahs.. It was only…

This was my first trip to The Lodge in years and my first ever lunch time visit. As with most clubs they have a cheaper day cover at $5.00. In terms of the…

I have been going to Europa for years off and on. I usually go when Im waiting for the LIRR. I was coming back from the city and stop in on Saturday. There where about…

The layout of this place is wide open, on the floor, along the bar and even in the lap dance area. What they do have are the booths to the right as you walk…

Mid afternoon - no immediate work pressure - why not go the St James. So I did. Great club - great ambiance. If I was going to take a customer to a club…

I have reviewed this club multiple times. Overall - the quality of the club is outstanding. When you walk in - just feels like a very nice place, very polished. Been going there…