Reviews

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and then…

I’ve been here before when it was Visions, it’s usally my go to spot for a cold beer and some eye candy. I got to the club around 1pm there were several cars in the…

After paying a visit to Imperial Showgirls and having a pretty good time, I decided to stop by Sahara purely for shits and giggles. I had never been here before so I thought, ehh i…

Love stopping here on the way home on a Saturday evening. SoCo's may not have the most dancers every night or the hottest dancers, but it provides some of the best entertainment value.…

I attended the grand opening/rechristening of the club as a Penthouse Club last week. It was a nice evening, but extremely busy for a Thursday night. They had a nice buffet that evening…

EI , is close so I frequent it often. So last Wednesday after leaving the casino I stopped in. Paid 20 at the door , got frisked and got some crazy strong drink that was…

It has been a few years since I've been to this club and I realize that it's been far too long! Alot of positives: not too far to drive, OK neighorbood, free parking, decent…

Arrived at TL around 9pm or so on a Friday night. I wasn't as immediately impressed with the talent as I'd been on a recent Saturday visit, but there were a few girls worth sticking…

Went their with $400 to spend and left with $360. You’ll have nights like that. Girls were mostly pretty 5-8 range. Stage dances are a 3 song set. I was their…

Made my usual trip to playhouse on Friday. I usually get dances with Mercedes when I go and had gone back with her the last few times I was there so I felt like sampling…

After striking out at Subi's where all the girls tend to spend more time on their phones than with the customers, I was headed back home when I decided to make a rare stop during…

Well, I think it has been about 3 years or so since I was in Lexington. Got a Hotel near the Big Three and figured that I would start out at Diva's.Arrived about 8:00 PM…

Well, it has been about 3 years since I visted Lexington and I always had good times at Cowboys. Started the evening a Diva's, but that only lasted slightly over an Hour. Soon as I walk…

Heard Pep Boys is towing people, and didn't feel like parking across at the plaza and crossing street. So decided to just pay the $10 parking (which used to always be $5). Well at 2:45pm…

Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out after…

Stopped by Clancy's since I was in the area. Easy enough to get to, but I see what everyone means about missing it when you drive by. If I hadn't scoped it on google ,…

I've been here quite a few times in the last couple of years. The facilities aren't anything special. The girls aren't anything special (in the looks department). The mileage isn't even close…

I stopped by Hush during a weekday and was impressed initially wirh the vibe and decor. Excellent lighting, plenty of seats and good music being pump throught the club.There were 3 other customers me two…

Spending a weekend in Orlando, I have nothing to do in the evening and the SC in Orlando sux so I decided to visit IR again. Not a long drive (50min) from Orlando. Traffic was…

The Ritz is one of the lesser-known Houston clubs but I really like it. The key is to get upstairs into the VIP area. I’m actually a member from a few years back,…

1 stage with seating around it and some bar tables behind that. 10 or so cubbies for lap dances. Tegan was the second dancer up on stage while I was there. I tipped her a…

I used to go to the old Broadway location fairly frequently. Tried the new location and I echo what everyone else has said: the old setup was better. In the old place, there was a lot…

I visited Oregon and visited Stars Salem. I was there maybe 4 years ago. The club appears about the same as before. It is quite large, with 2 stages, many tables and…

I found The Geisha House online when looking for reviews for a massage and wanted all the extras. I spent time in the military so I’ve frequented these places many times over the years. I…

I checked out Club Rio twice around Thanksgiving - a couple days before, and the evening of Thanksgiving, for which I gave thanks they were open... ;-) It's easy to find on West 38th Street,…

Nothing has changed around the Blue. Parking is the same as last stop at this establishment. Some might find it unsettling to share a parking lot with a subway and a small restaurant, that is…

I had some free time Saturday morning and decided to head back to Lusty's for some more fun. I got there around 1pm and there were only two girls dancing. No other dancers…

Came here Monday dayshift, they only had 3 girls working and they still charge $22 for admission which I couldn’t believe and is not worth it at all. I used yelp in check in and…

It's been a while since I last visited Club 390 and I went with the intent to get a "room", if I could find the right dancer. I was hoping that my gold standard for…

I only work near Chicago about once per year. It was late 2017 last time I was here. I was hesitant after reading reviews about all the changes at this place. I…

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few weeks…

I started my afternoon by visiting sister-club Diamond Cabaret, but the ladies I had my eye on had their dance cards all filled up for the remaining time I had before having to catch a…

I thought a visit on a Saturday night would be the most exciting. I assumed they would have more girls working and they would be the cream of the crop. I was right on those…

Landing strip is located in an industrial area. Parking along the side of the building. Clean bathroom. For me that last point is important. If the bathroom is dirty it says…

I finished up some business in Decatur early, so I stopped by Pin Ups at about 3:00 in the afternoon. It’s in a commercial area on East Ponce De Leon Avenue, the main road…

Like most areas, Memphis is another place that is a shadow of its former "glory" days. Used to be able to come out of the airport as a traveller from out of town and…

Joe's was supposedly sold in September or October but word is the buyer backed out. So at least for now it is up and running. Joe's is very much a regulars sort of place.…

This was my first time to a Columbus club. Have been to several in the Dayton area prior to the changes in the nude dancing laws and they were pretty good. Things have certainly gone downhill…

In town on business, and this place was just a few minutes drive from the hotel. Didn't know ahead of time that it was BYOB, but figured I'd hang out for a while and…

Came in with a friend after work around six, paid cover charge and took a seat near the entrance. There were about 4 girls at the time, one petite red head stopped by to chat…

I've never heard good things about Northern California strip clubs but I come to SF a lot so I thought I'd give one of them a try. This one seemed fairly well rated so I…

I arrive at this place little but after 9pm. Parking was free but entrance and coat check fee were so ridiculous for this subpar level of entertainment. First of all, This place was very packed…

I was in Daytona Beach on a Friday evening and decided to stop over at Molly Browns. Turns out I was very early, I had a dinner engagement with a friend in Orlando and so…

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a desire…

I was visiting Orlando and decided to try the clubs. This was the closest place. I drove up and found that there was a valet - this is very rare in California. The fee was…

Went to bucks during lunch time..there might be around 10 girls. Had few drinks and spotted G***** in stage. Tipped few dollars and asked if she would like to join after the dance. She stopped…

came by late on a monday. greeted by courteous doorman and paid my $20 cover. walked over to the restroom. one stall and couple urinals. it was clean enough. no bathroom attendant. stage setup was…

Did well at the Palazzo - so called The Rhino to see if their Limo would pick me up (it’s the only way to go). A friendly guy arrived in 10min and away…

I’ve been coming here for about 6 months now and every visit pretty much ends up the same. Have a couple beers, see a couple dances, spend les than $50 and drive home. Beer here…

I travel to St. Louis a half dozen times a year for work, and I'd fallen into a routine of only driving out to Washington Park for Larry's (consistent talent) or Scarlett's (ugh). I had…

Made a quick visit to Nicola just to kill some time. Walked in and was greeted by Dan the D.J. To my surprise there was a gorgeous young Latina leaning over exposing what…

Hadn’t been here for quite some time and was in the area so I swung in for a quick visit in a Tuesday afternoon. To the point, Tuesday afternoon probably wasn’t a great choice. The…

Good: cheap celeb VIP, Four 7s, above average attention from girls Bad: not much beyond the 7s, usual Cuban table, celeb table holders Haven’t been on a Monday in a bit so deicided to give this place…

Visited Sapphire Club twice recently. First on a Thursday night between about 11pm and 2am. The number of dancers on the floor was impressive - they almost outnumbered the guests, and were almost…

This club underwent a major renovation about 3 years ago. Overall, the club is pretty nice inside if you compare it to many of the other clubs in the vicinity. On the outside it…

Well, I'm in town for business and am only a 15 minute walk from the club. I hit up a dive bar next to the strip club to get a head start on the…

Came in on a Friday night around 8:00PM. First time here, it was very bright in parking lot, didn't feel like i was going to get mugged, went through metal detector upon entering. The…

My trip to Jen's was on the evening of Wednesday, November 21st. I didn't know it until I arrived, but it was an event night, the "Thanksgiving Eve Booty Bash." As such, the atmosphere…

I have been a long time fan of Bogarts for many years because of their variety and overall value. Like a box of chocolates..... you never know what you are going to get when…

Walked in around five, paid the door, and sat down along the long table on the south wall. Waitress swooped in for an order and quickly returned with the drink. Counted eight dancers…

So having been at a company get together and having had a couple of drinks, felt the need to make the 10 minutes detour home and stopped at “The Bit”, I’ve been here about…

Stopped by on a Friday to Ole Glory Daze. It was after 6:00PM. I walked in and it was not a lot of customers maybe 5-6. It was 4 girls. There was Sasha the rob…

Thursday evening visit and only one of three stages open. Problems with announced dancer not appearing on stage and current gal either doing a double shift or just leaving the stage. Did not see…

Tuxedo's is an interesting place. Whether you like your visit to Tuxedo's or not will almost always 100% depend on if you click and and have a good time with a dancer(s).…

Went on a Thursday night to watch the Cowboys game. I’ve never been to a strip club to watch a game and honestly I probably wouldn’t again unless I’m with friends who demand I go.…

I came here around 1:00pm. The lighting is still very dark and walking in always makes me feel like i'm going to bump into something or someone. $12 entrance fee. The place…

The clubs on the Broadway Block don't get proportionate coverage on TUSCL. They are visited a lot, but quite frankly they can be typically summarized as the highest milage clubs in the Mid…

The Republican is an after hours strip bar open until 3:30AM on Thursday night through Saturday night. You need a membership to get in but it's just $5 for the year. Like all after hours…

Mermaids is the most convenient strip club for Pass-a-grille & Treasure Island. YMMV but dances are full contact and fun. My buddy got a better dance than I did, but I wasn’t too disappointed. He…

Back again to the best in town on a Sunday afternoon. I went around 3 pm and parked next door at pep boys. $5 cover and too to girl but no wait to get in.…

Stop by after work around 4, have not been here in over a year nothing has changed. Tuesday’s were always bad for the dollar parade, if not careful you will go through $20 in about…

For a Utah club, this place is pretty good. Usually about 60% of the girls are 9-10s, 20% are 7-8s. No alcohol, and pasties and G-Strings 20$ one song lap dances. 150$ for 30 minute private shows.…

I had heard about this place and decided to try it out. From outside club looks good with the lights, etc. I did not use VIP for parking and parking although busy had plenty…

First time back at this place since they fixed the front door that someone ran through with their car. When you walk in the door here, the bar is on your left and…

This place definitely has a biker feeling to it both in the music and the crowd. It was very full on a Friday night and parking was rough. The entry fee is $10 on a Friday…

Looking for a break from the Cheetah's based upon the reviews I decided to try here. Tuesday night at midnight with 4 dancers and between 3-4x that number. I've been to a couple…

Decided to try Thursday afternoon. Nice VIP Specials, and there were not huge crowds like Thursday Nights. There weren't too many dancers, but there was a nice selection. I think the quality of dancers during…

Apparently reviews have a word limit, and my last review reached it. Sorry that it got cut off in the middle. This is Part II, and I will post Part III tomorrow. Thank you for…

Went for Friday lunch which they advertise to be a fabulous feast. For a $10 cover, you get a free lunch with a low of selection. Only a few meat dishes but a lot of…

First off, this club is in a very rough area but with that being said I have been here at night and during the day and never felt unsafe. I wouldn't go thursday-saturday night, but…

I had been driving all day and decided to stop by oasis to see if they were open on thanksgiving since it was on my way and they were. It was about 1:00 am when…

Stopped in after midnight during the middle of last week. They have a lot of chairs surrounding the stage, although some folks just stood at the wall to the side. I heard they used to…

Until someone more savvy and capable than I am changes the name of Scores or puts up a new club sight for Penthouse Club, I'll review it under the Scores site. As best I could gather,…

I went there on a Wednesday evening and it was pretty empty with 4 girls working. There was one blonde who was pretty attractive and I would rate her as a 7 with a slender…

So I tried a day shift a couple months back and it was definitely a lot slower than the Thursday or weekend nights but it wasn’t bad. I’d say the girls were about the…

Came here Saturday night after a night of gambling. Pretty crowded after midnight as expected. Good mix of girls, a few really hot ones. about 10 girls working but they were all busy or looked…

Gentlemen, this is my 1st review on this platform so I'm hoping it checks out alright. Went to Visions around midnight on Tuesday. About 10 or cars in the lot, the usual bouncer at the…

Had a chance to visit Florida for work and immediately jumped on it. Went through the Tuscl and narrowed down to few clubs and diamond dolls was on top of the list. Club is a small…

Been trying out this club at different times. Im typically a daytime guy but have gone a few times in the early night (9_10ish). What's odd is that it seems like the same girls no…

Just a general comment, the Akron clubs have been a mess lately. The talent has gone missing (and it was slim to begin with) and the attitudes are getting even worse. This is one of the…

Hadn't been to the is place in many years, at least a couple incarnations ago; it is by a major subway stop on a major street that is on the edge of a gentrified area…

Had a chance to visit Florida for work and immediately jumped on it. Went through the Tuscl and narrowed down to few clubs and diamond dolls was on top of the list. Club is a small…

Stopped by on Thursday after a long flight. Arrived at 8:30 PM, $5.00 cover and patted down at the door. About six guys in the place and about 12 dancers. A Bud…

CLUB LOCATION In an industrial area, not far from Harry Hines and other clubs like Lipstick. It is a pair of big buildings. The one to the right is not open I think. You go in…

This was from a trip a few weeks back. I had intended to come here a few months back but ended up in CoI. Skipping the club details, here's my perspective. Before my ass…

Arrived at The Paramount around 8pm on a Sunday. The appeal of two-for-one dances (and apparently one of the few contact locations around Vancouver) was too much for a bored man to resist. In the…

I stopped on the recommendation of a friend and don’t regret it. Not only is the food good, but the women aren’t bad either. You have your normal mix of 4/5’s with some 7/8’s and…

I don't get out much anymore, but I had a night on the town, wife gone for a few days, so I headed out to stripville. Went first to the old Deja Vu, now called…

On a recent Saturday night I made an unplanned visit to Mynx in Groton. Earlier I had met up with friends at Foxwoods Casino. Apparently I drank too much and smoked too much payotee because…

Stopped by on a Monday around 3pm. Some reviews had said this place is smoky, but it is now non smoking. Ordered a beer which was 3.75. Three girls working. Cute…