Reviews

Went in with a friend after dinner on Tuesday. This place was my go to before I knew of other extras available at other places. It still usually yields good value.. Sometimes even great. I…

Arrived here to a packed parking lot about 2pm. Parked next door at what appears to be a boarded up office. Made my way in, no ID scan, was offered a beer from…

Hit up jens after a few months away. Used to make a bi-weekly trip, but business has picked up in my job so haven’t been able to set aside time. Not a lot has changed.…

This was my first visit to Showcase. Was in town and decided to give it a go. I visited on a Wednesday night, got there around 11:30. 20 cover, payable at the bar. Alcohol is…

First visit to bogarts, was very satisfied. Prices were reasonable, girls were very friendly and relaxed. Some very attractive ladies also. Possibly due to it being rather slow,…

I went to this club when I was bored one weekend. The club is pretty standard. It is set up around a bar with the dance area in the center. The girls do two sets…

I've been to Stages a few times already. It is always a hit or miss when you go there. The drinks are cheap and the interior is nothing to talk about. The women are also…

I had a couple of hours to kill before my flight and heard good things about the quality of care at PO. Arrive mid-afternoon following a business meeting and didn't want to change out of…

Everytime I visit, I say the same thing, never again. However, the location is just convenient, and seems every once in a while, have to make a visit, old habits hard to break. For all…

A few years ago, I outright loved this club. You could show up around 5:00pm, after work, have a few cheap beers and there would be an amazing selection of girls. I enjoyed…

I finished up with a meeting around 2pm and I figured I'll stop at the dirty bird for a cold one and a dance or two. It was a Thursday afternoon and the parking…

Been a while since been here, most of changes for the worst. You can still not bring your phone in which is a major pain if there during a workday and want to…

Was in town for a conference, so I stopped by the club around 10pm, solo, after a large group dinner. Was seated at the bar right next to one of the round stages flanking…

I was thinking of heading out to the Playhouse since it has been a few weeks. II checked the schedule and 4 of my go to's were on the schedule. My funds were…

Stopped by didnt want to pay the flight club private room charge or the valet. Was amazed two hotties were working. One girl named athena who was drop dead gorgeous but didnt say…

Well, After seeing the club's ratings I decided to swing by and see how much "M" was in "YMMV". I am pleased to say enough to make a mess. I got there right as they opened…

This was my third time visiting this club, with the last being about 6 months ago. I don't frequent this club enough to gauge how things have changed or not, but it seemed just like…

This club is right at the corner of a large parking lot. It has the name El Punto de Oro and I was unsure if this was it until after I went in.…

Was supposed to be open according to the facebook page, no lights on. No tracks in the snow. Letters falling off the sign on the outside of the building. There was a legal looking paper…

The Lodge is an topless club located in "strip club row" in Dallas Texas. The Lodge is an upscale gown club and was founded back in 1996 by a woman. The club has many cool…

This was my third time here. I was surprised that the quality of the dancers had gone up. They were, by far, the best looking girls I've ever seen here. One dancer…

Stopped by this past Tuesday afternoon around 2:00. This was my first visit in almost 6 months. When I walked in, I only seen 1 girl working and 3 other men. I ended up being…

I’ve been going to this club off and on for 3-4 years now. The girls, while usually pretty attractive, have always been hit or miss as far as personalities, but the whole experience has just…

I visited Synn in the middle of the afternoon. This is obviously not the ideal time for a club so I was not expecting much. There were only two of us in the club For…

I Had not been here in about 5 years. Like most of the clubs in Hurley they simplely are bars with a small stage and some lap dance area in the corner. Lap dances here…

Past couple of times I've been here it's obvious this place is going downhill. Still some good dancers but it a lot of the good talent has gone off to other clubs and the new…

So this past year, I've done almost no clubbing as I've been going the SA route. Well, my regular SA girl in El Paso was unable to make it this time around,…

I went there on Saturday around 7:30. Although review said cover is 14 but lady on the door says after 7pm its 20 but lap dance still 7 dollar till 10pm and after that 10…

I’ve stopped in a couple times and it’s a shame that this place isn’t a better time because it’s in a great location. There aren’t many clubs in this direction. The club is kinda hard to…

As has been said by me and others, this is not a posh club. It is blue collar and basic. If this club was a brand of beer, it would be Natty Boh…

My girlfriend and I attended a theater performance downtown Chicago, then decided to visit a strip club as we usually do. This time we chose Heavenly Bodies. Upon arriving, the parking lot had a few spaces…

This place has a reputation and I can see why. The women are stunningly hott, very mixed ethnicities (Latina, White, Black) and different body types (big butt, big titties, etc., slim vs thick). I had…

On my way home from Thanksgiving in Indy, I made a point to pass through Kokomo. Nothing better than an afternoon visit to the Hip Hugger. Not much has changed from my last visit a few…

I will admit that this used to be my favorite spot, mostly for proximity. After my last visit I have decided to move on. First the girls. This afternoon there were 3-5…

I was nearby and had a very good visit to Mons Venus a few months back so I stopped in about 6pm on a Tuesday evening. Cover was $20 and parking lot is…

Arrived solo after a day of meetings at a conference. I should have called the Rhino hotline for a free limo, but chose not just in case a colleague was standing outside while getting…

I have been here many times before, mostly because I have gotten to know the bartender over the past 3 years and get hooked up on drinks. I usually spent close to $60 in…

The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs.…

Well I will say one thing that is kind of good is they have decent wine. I don't know who is selecting it but some pretty good quality California reds and whites. I remember talking…

Both if these visits were from a few weeks ago, one a Friday night and the other a Thursday afternoon. No cover in the afternoon, which is nice given the price hikes here over last…

I stopped by after a business meeting because I had seen other reviews and thought it promissing. Uncle Joe's is a dump of a building on a back country road off Rt. 45 just south…

Came in on a Monday afternoon, which is rare for me. Most of the usual suspects- Nicole- aging and mediocre at best Brazilian that is game for whatever you want but annoyingly clingy and gaining weight Yummy-…

haven't been to this place is years and thought what the heck. Got there about 7ish on saturday and it had a few people. Kind of what you would expect at 7. Few girls though…

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could just…

Stopped in after a work run Friday night, wanted to get a few drinks and maybe 10-20 minutes with a lady. I like to chill at the bar and see whats out there before…

dancer highlights: fox black girl with beautiful face, large floppy boobs, and a nice big ass. she was super sweet and easy to talk to. chatted a lot about edibles, traveling, joked a lot. I was looking…

Went in on a Monday around 3-4pm as is pretty much necessary since the place closes at 8pm. Unfortunately greeted at the door by a pretty busted looking AA woman who reeked of stale Coronas…

This is the last of the central iowa clubs that I had yet to visit. During the week, the posted opening time is 3pm. Only other option in town is Minx for…

I came here on a Sunday evening to watch the football game and see some women. It wasnt very busy but there were customers and dancers there, most customers seemed like regulars on this…

Went in on a tuesday around 10. There was only two other patrons there and four dancers. Got a drink and waited to see which dancer would approach me. Latina dancer with enhancements sat next…

I was wary about their dress code, but decided to try my luck with athletic/gym pants. I asked them when I arrived if this was acceptable, brought a change just in case in the car,…

I was feeling impulsive and decided to visit for the first time. The place itself is pretty small with a main and smaller mini stage. Couches with and without meters flank the sides…

Well, it was my first time at any spearmint Rhino and it was what I expected. Not incredible and not bad either. It was a solid visit. The lobby is separate from the club itself and…

So since the girls were rated higher than any other clubs I thought I'd check it out while in town. Even though I've read dances are horrible in Massachusetts due to State Laws. Cons: Parking is a…

Called the club at a little past midnight on a Fri night and 15 minutes later the 4 of us were in the Rhino car. Tipped the driver and then tipped a bouncer once…

I usually go to Mickey's when I've reached bottom and need to hit the sleaziest club out there. Tonight it wasn't so sleazy, but it still hit the spot. Drinks are pretty cheap. $7 gets you…

Stopped in on a Sunday evening back in November and there were about 8-9 girls on shift around 10pm. There was a decent crowd around the stage and 1-2 groups of guys at a few…

Went in the afternoon on a Tuesday and got a dance from a smoking hot girl named McKenzie. Was only 4 or 5 dancers working, and McKenzie was by far the hottest. Had…

I had frequented this place many times when it was Pure Gold. Been here 3-4 times since it changed ownership. Teh most recent visit was probably the best crop of…

i was working from home and having a bad day. A buddy came by and took me out to lunch.. He said I'll cheer you up and drove our ass to Cheetahs.. It was only…

This was my first trip to The Lodge in years and my first ever lunch time visit. As with most clubs they have a cheaper day cover at $5.00. In terms of the…

I have been going to Europa for years off and on. I usually go when Im waiting for the LIRR. I was coming back from the city and stop in on Saturday. There where about…

The layout of this place is wide open, on the floor, along the bar and even in the lap dance area. What they do have are the booths to the right as you walk…

Mid afternoon - no immediate work pressure - why not go the St James. So I did. Great club - great ambiance. If I was going to take a customer to a club…

I have reviewed this club multiple times. Overall - the quality of the club is outstanding. When you walk in - just feels like a very nice place, very polished. Been going there…

OK, so catching up on some reviews. Will start with a positive one. Have been here multiple times when visiting Austin. If you read my previous reviews - up and down. But…

It was a slow and boring Sunday, and so I found myself headed to Kittens in the afternoon. The entry fee was...some odd amount? Wasn't paying close attention, but I think it was more than 10…

I stopped in on a Thursday afternoon. It was probably around 3 pm. There were three girls working one was hanging out with a regular at the bar on the far side. The other one…

It had been about a year since I last visited. I must say that the talent level appeared to have dropped significantly. Did see a couple of potential candidates, but they were glued to…

Forgot about the Seahawks game, got here about 1130 and place was packed. As soon as I sat down and had my drink the want a dance line up started. Started with many girls who…

I reviewed this place in May after checking it out and being pleasantly surprised but not overwhelmed. I had thought MO clubs did not allow any nudity or hands on lap dances so the…

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around. On the positive side, there was a small-titted, fit…

So I've been out of the country visiting Japan and Philippines and had the urge to try a new bar. I've read good reviews with hitching post so I decided to try it out. Everyone…

went back to this place to climb the tree i passed on last time. whew! i don't think its been that long since i went here last. i guess the change is…

Decided to pop into BU on my way home to see who was working. Haven't been there in a couple months. Arrived around 7ish so I couldn't tell if I had the night crew or…

Pass this place almost everyday going to and from work. Decided to stop by one Thursday night after working late. Place was nearly empty, there was “complemarty” valley parking and a $20 cover. Not worth…

Haven't been here in a while, but very little -/ good or bad -- changed. Still nice facility, with very iffy service (not rude, just ignore unless buying dancer a drink). They were using smaller…

I have not visited this club since February, and a lot has changed, mostly due to law enforcement issues. I made a recent early Friday evening visit with my girlfriend, and was surprised how…

One of the benefits of living 2 hours from TJ is regular monthly visits to my Shangri-la and with rumors of troubles at the border proving unfounded I headed over to Zona Notre on a…

Got here around 3 this afternoon. Place wasn't too crowded, lots of girls sitting around on their phones and quite a few on stage. Got a drink at the bar. Bartender was…

Went on a weekday afternoon with some time to kill. Hard to find and in a very blue collar area. I was not comfortable leaving my car there, but, it is what it is. Stage action…

Sex World had a very lengthy remodel not too long ago, though it was mostly a layout change. The vibe of the entire place feels a little more classy, but it still overall has that…

First visit back to this club in a couple of years. $20 entrance to get in after 8PM - they have free admission between 5-8 but I just missed it and the doorman was…

I've reviewed the club multiple times, but for the newbies, this is a pretty good club notable for a low-hustle environment and spinners. Players Club is expensive to get in the door, but however much you…

I like going to the gold club on a weekday because I find the girls are more working pros and do what needs to be done to make some cash. The vibe of the gold club…

Wanted to try something new (I thought) on this trip to Vegas, so went to Cheetah's one evening. As I entered, I realized that I had been there once before in an attempt to do…

This place in convenient located next to the border. Park in the Border Station parking and use the Ped West border crossing. Be aware that this crossing closes at 10 pm. Once…

I have been to NY Dolls many times as I work nearby it. Last Friday it was very cold in NY and as always not many of my colleagues were in office. I was bored…

Swung by Wackos when I got off work early on a Thursday afternoon. I showed up around 2, and when I went in grabbed a seat at the bar. Shortly after I ordered…

Went in for a beer around 12pm. Bartender was pretty busty and friendly. Beer was about 4 bucks. Music was pretty standard Hip-hop with some colored lights everywhere. There were about 5 girls I saw dance that…

I visited around 6pm when they were doing shift changes. The night shift for the most part is younger and less tattooed than the day shift. Not that it’s a good or bad thing, but…

I had about an hour to use so I opted to stop in for a beer. I was greeted outside at the door by a dancer with a friendly hello as she was in…

I made a quick pit stop.I paid the normal entry and sat at the rail. The girls, as always, are really attractive. I negotiated a VIP dance with a really sexy asian girl. While paying…

I stopped in to OGD on a Wednesday evening. I started at Lusty’s but no one seemed to want to offer any dances ( not sure why I think that place is going to change...it…

Well they say curiosity killed the cat. Decided to come in and try a lap dance with a dancer. Read here that they were offering lap dances these days. Came in around 11 pm and…

I was passing through Syracuse returning from a business trip. I wanted to have a break and a little fun. I had stopped here while going the other direction. Wasn't…

Was early on a Monday and had the day off so thought I’d hit up tally hos. Only one dancer on, Asian thin form medium tits. I bought a drink while she was at the…

Went to the club at 730 on Saturday night. When I walked in there were about 10 people at the bar. I got wanded and sat down. Rayne was on stage and Natasha was the…

Decided to check it out since I heard it had been remodeled. The place seems bigger with the new layout. The girls are about the same. It’s not bad, unfortunately there’s not much to choose…

Bored with nothing to do at my hotel, figured I'd drive from downtown to check out this club/bar. As soon as I walked in, I noticed a larger light-skinned black dancer working her stage sets.…