Reviews

I can adjust to many conditions that I find unappealing but tolerable. However, I draw the line on noise level. I suspect that everyone there that night, especially those who work there day…

The establishment is a bit of a dump, but I was pleasantly surprised with the dancers. The few I spent time with were way more personable than I was expecting, and despite giving no-touch dances,…

Decided to come down for another trip to paradise. Took the usually route to TJ via trolley blue line. You can find instructions all over the website. Arrived around 3 pm and it was pretty packed,but not…

Gallagher’s is a block off Queens Blvd in LIC in a somewhat industrial but busy area. Parking is tough , cabs are easy to come by and the 7 train is close. No cover in…

Where to begin. For the strip club connoisseur, I can’t imagine there’s a better club than HK within a 1000 miles. Beautiful women of all varieties (albeit limited ethnic variety) who know how to please.…

Stopped in this past Monday for a quick afternoon visit, and found the place to be about the same as previous visits on a Monday afternoon. That is only a few dancers and very…

Stopped by around 10pm last Friday for a quick visit. Was sitting for a few rounds of watching the girls do their thing on stage. I usually like to scout out the talent…

Was a very frequent visitor to the coliseum. The club has changed a bit recently. was a bit surprised the booth fee had gone up to $40. The talent was very…

I hadn’t been to the clubs for the past few months because the experiences have been very mediocre. When the urge popped this Saturday, I was in Richmond and decided to do the clubs over…

Usually I say I'm not a regular at desires but after stopping by and getting remembered by a dancer or 2 and the bartender i guess I'm on my way. Since I haven't been to…

I went on a Thursday afternoon. Room was very dimly lit and very Smokey. Parking is not terribly discreet since it’s on a main road. Building is very tiny and you’ll miss it if you…

Came to the club at about 11 at night on a Saturday. The parking situation was a little busy even though there is ample parking spaces but inside was not nearly as packed as I…

I stopped in the Sunday before the Super Bowl, only to find that all of the girls working were not to my liking. All of them were 30s and up, and none gave me…

This is probably obvious but compared to manhattan clubs the talent here is not great. Dancers are mostly 5-7 range, lots of dominica’s / latinas, and a lot of bad boob jobs. But I did…

I've been heading to Akron clubs for many years now. The quality of dancers over the last couple of years has really gone down. It's very rare now to see a young, hot dancer with…

I have reviewed The Body Club several times so I won't get into the layout details of the club; for specific club layout details refer to my August 28, 2013 Body Club review. As a…

The place is a dump at the end of the street but with good parking across the street. Was debating about going in but the area is not too bad so I braved it. Walked in…

I checked out Cheetah at 6PM on a Wednesday. The parking lot was nearly full, the admission was the usual $1, and the bathroom troll was working. The bar was full - all seats taken.…

The club was hard to get to due to construction. But the club was in good shape, bathrooms were OK. Lighting at first seemed to dark but after eye adjustments it wasn't bad. Only one…

I absolutely love new Orleans. The food, the culture and the French quarter. The night I wandered into Rick's I had already had quite a few adult beverages so there was no need to get…

Walked in at about 5ish on a weekday just to see what it’s all about. I haven’t been here in a long time. Sat at the bar and order a coke for $4. There were…

The club isn’t the same since December. Use to come in every couple of weeks to see Harley Quinn and Carisa. They removed the vip booths so club is boring now. When you walk in…

This club is a little out is the way but nice and safe it appears. I showed up hear with some friends I had made at another club and referred them to TUSCL since…

I am a regular daytime visitor to Gold Club. It just works better for me, and I feel comfortable. I also often go in and out without spending anything. This week, I…

This place is like all scores on the inside, it’s nice. A long bar and a center stage. I stopped in just cause I wanted to scout as much in Jacksonville as I…

So I visited substation due to the reviews and really wanted to check out these extras while passing through. When I entered the club there were very few cars in the parking lot and…

This is an amendment to my origami review I wrote in the parking lot pissed that there was no women there. I went back a few hours later and the place was full…

About once a year, I stop by this place in the afternoon. I have had a few decent experiences, probably more bad than good. A few years ago I heard that this place was…

Having been to Spearmint Rhino and Sapphire LV, I recognize that not every place is going to be as posh as they are, but I still expect at least some basic level of cleanliness and…

Spent some time on Wednesday afternoon at the Playhouse, was approached within 2 minutes of sitting down but wanted to chill a little before a dance. Cayenne came by so I gave her a…

It’s been since September since I’ve been to HK so I decide to book a flight down to San Diego for super bowl weekend. I arrive in SD Saturday at noon. Started the night off…

After reading the reviews for strip clubs in the Huntsville area settled on Fantasia. I find that tuscl reviews are accurate, and after reading a number of the reviews about a club I have a…

Went back Friday. Been a long time cuz this place has been shitty for a minute but they are open till4. A**y recognized me and asked me to buy a dance i said why…

I've gone to a few clubs in the area during the week and usually around 2PM, it is empty. I was surprised when I entered to see a good amount of clients and girls. I…

This place used to be the run of the best clubs in El Paso and lately, more declined. This used to be a place to catch a few fun nights on the weekend. The place…

I have been to Fannie's a number of times and it seems to be something odd going on here. There seems to be new or different dancers every time I visit and the dancers seem…

I was coming for a Super Bowl get away to see what that was like in Atlantic City. I always stop here first. My friend and I like to see Blaze and Violet and they…

Was in town recently for the holiday weekend and we wanted to visit a club. On our last visit the driver remembered us from a past visit so he gave us his # and…

Had not been to the club in a while. Had some time to kill. Plenty of parking since club was not busy in the middle of the week in the early afternoon.…

As soon as I walked in I was recognized by the doorman, bouncer, barmaid and the dancer on stage. I've got to learn to travel incognito. A shot girl wanted to talk. I don't…

Got there on Friday night around 1030. We were a group of 6. They offered some sort of "hey, order a bottle and we can get you a table and its about as much as…

This place is 5 minutes from the historic downtown and close to the cargo docks. Parking is Valet only in front on blacktop or around back on gravel. Smoking is out front by the door…

Visited five or so times while in SOBE on business combined with some vacation during the period 1/4 to 1/22 - late afternoon and evening - I like to catch the shift change to get…

Visited twice on 1/12/19 and 1/17/19 while on a golf trip to Tampa. I have been going to Mons since 1990 while on golf trips to the Tampa area. Mons never ceases…

Should have known by the number of vehicles that this would be a bust. Very few entertainers working at the time and I guess nothing that fit was all that appealing. Maybe it…

I went on a Friday evening (or late afternoon) a couple of Fridays ago (three?). Maybe a half-dozen mongers and I wish I had brought a buddy with me so we could at least…

This place is so much fun. I only venture in afternoons, so I don't know how crowded or what the atmosphere is at night. Can't stop going. It's totally worth it. 100 free entrance. Takes…

I haven’t been here for a couple of years , there was a time when there was a consistency to entertainment and the quality of the dancers. That stop 2 years ago. I had sometime…

So, I have been to this place before. They are a bit pricey but are very well worth the bucks. However this time I visited them during happy hour and this review is about that…

It's been a while since I was at this club - probably 7 years. I don't think anything has changed - that alone should say a lot about the atmosphere. It is an…

Last time I was here I got there about 1pm and there was nobody there. This time there were more customers there and not many girls to go around. I watched the stage for maybe…

Made the visit for another afternoon of entertainment, and from my perspective, rarely if ever disappoints. This afternoon, there are a dozen or more dancers there, and only three customers. Great odds. The main stage…

Went into club to unwind after long day. There were the typical 3 girls there Hispanic and white, one appeared pregnant. Never been to this club when there were more than 3 most of the…

I used to live in Houston many years ago, and this was one of my go-to clubs. I like women with large natural tits who give friendly 2-way contact lap dances. That is…

This was by far my favorite time that I've visited Stateline Showgirls, and the lack of $ in my wallet showed at the end of the evening. I arrived to the Kon Tiki Bar around…

I was bored and I wanted to go to a strip club. I was planning on going to Cleo's but I saw Flash Dancers and I decided to give it a shot. The area seems…

First...lucky for me, not too much smoking going on in the club that day. Didn't have to worry about going home smelling like an ashtray although there was a little bit a smoke lingering…

So this is a regular club when I’m in Des Moines. It was a Tuesday night, so not as many dancers and in fact the club was pretty emptied out of people when I was…

Reached there around 7. $ 9 cover charge and all convenient parking were taken over by Valet, so kind of forced to go to them. It was supposed to be a change of shift. Day…

The reason I write so many reviews for the dollhouse, is because it has everything- except for the alcohol... But if you wanna drink, then the House is not for you. Located on Phillips Highway, cover…

Haven’t been to TJ since late summer. Wanted to head down there to do my normal (or abnormal depending on ones pont of view) PL mongering, and get a healthy (unhealthy probably) dose of debauchery.…

If you’re in the Ithaca area, this joint is the only option. Used to be great place to visit few years ago when first visited. Not good anymore. Unfortunately the nearest places are at least…

I stopped in here on a Saturday night a while back, and am sure glad I did. Was greeted by a friendly bouncer, who after charging me $15 and checking my ID while making some…

Visited this establishment on an evening when I had time to kill. I will return. Lets just start with the important stuff -- the talent! This is not the place to go…

Not my first time here, in fact I go in every few months. I can say from all my visits that the roster is roughly 1/2 of the dancers from previous visits - in…

Having had a really mediocre experience at Curves (the sister club in Tucson) the night before I was a bit wary at this my second trip ever to the HiLiter. Not to worry though -…

So this place has one stage, one bar and a handful of tables. No dj that I could see, a bartender that enforces the two drink policy. There was one girl working this Friday night. She…

This is one of those clubs where you will rarely see a dancer on stage. They do make up for it aa little if someone drives in for a car wash. They are…

Everyone raves about this place and has got very good ratings so wanted to see what all the fuss is about. Came on a Saturday night and the parking lot was packed. Pretty big lot…

I was passing through Jacksonville on my way home and decided to stop and check out wackos on the way home. I went in at 11:30am and there literally was no one else…

Not having been to Treasure for for a while and since I was in Greensboro, I decided to drop in.Signed in and took a seat by the bar and waited for something to happen.…

I was a little sceptical of this place being between Mons and 2001. You have two nude clubs clubs less than 50 yards away. This place certainly holds it own. I…

Went in on wed afternoon to a slightly busy crowd. A brunette girl came over to my table dressed very nice. I asked for her menu, agreed on price and off we went. She did…

I went here on my Saturday visit to Tampa. 2 visits went early and it was dead and went back later that evening. The club itself is really clean. There are…

I want to like this place. I find more and more that I return due to the nostalgia factor in remembrance of this club’s former glory. Hot chicks, quick service, plenty of selection, and UHM.…

So this was my third time back at Kittens. I have been traveling to Seattle a lot lately and have enjoyed kittens. It is not too far from downtown so I good if…

I have never been to this club before. I was downtown with work colleagues at a training event. They were from out of town and wanted to go. Normally I would have gone out…

Had not been here for a while until in the last couple of months I stopped by during the day. My experience was pretty consistent. $7-$10 cover and normal "strip club" drink prices. Few dancers. Those…

Popped in late evening one Saturday recently for a couple of drinks. There were a fair amount of well turned out ladies to view who were polite and friendly. It is still £1 in the pot…

I had the opportunity to spend the evening in Tampa and wanted to check out the talent. After reading a bunch of reviews and asking about things in the discussions this was one of the…

Like the rest of the clubs of you during this trip I was here twice. Once during the day and once after midnight. When I got to the club around 5 o’clock there was not…

Been here twice, albeit both on Saturday afternoons. Very much a dive-bar which I can dig, but it was somewhat barren and absent talent. 1st time there I got a great dance with a hottie,…

Warning - this one came out longer than I thought it would. The short version is: The lighting still sucks, the girls seem to be getting naked on stage again, and the Cuban…

Piece of advice to all the visitors: when you go here, have a drink. I couldn’t get a girl to come over to me and give me a dance because they thought i was…

Stopped in early Saturday about 1/2 after opening. Was passing by and just wanted to stop by and have a beer. I was expecting it to be quite, but was surprised by the number and…

This is an out of the way place that is unlike most other places. It's more of a local bar with dancers, than a go go bar. I usually stop by once or twice…

Decided to try out whispers again (even though the last time was terrible) and was surprised see an almost completely different club everything was well lit and spaced out not crammed like the last time.…

Visited the club a few weeks ago. Dont remember what day but it was early in the week. Cover was $15. The building looks really run down, both outside and inside. The club and stage…

Have visited this club several times over the past 4 years. It appears to be getting better each year. There are more girls and most are attractive. They appear to be from…

I've been coming to this club recently instead of the Detroit clubs. There's a $10 cover before 10 and it goes to $20 after. This location is bigger and bigger than the other vu locations.…

I was in the Fort Lauderdale area after New Years and decided to check the place out having seen many posts about the quality of ladies here. The parking was a pain as the…

Come by here every 3-4 months, I should around 1am with a buddy of mine who has never been to this place or even knew this kind of place existed. I got us each a…

I was recently in the area and decided to try this club out. It was my first time to the club and my expectations were low based on some of the other reviews. After you…

I had time to kill on the way to LAX so I stopped at Tropical Lei. I haven't been here for many years and I didn't recognize it (except of course for the strip club…

Went to Bandaids on a Wednesday with a buddy and long while back looking to kill time while the women went shopping. A lot regulars to dancer ratio though somewhat expected for an after noon.…

Ok - so after my first trip to and review of E.I. in Jan. '19, I had the unexpected situation of having a number of work meetings in DC which ended quite a bit earlier…

I always try to stop in when I have time. When you walk in the bar is is a bit small. Usually a small crowd when I have come here. More of a locals bar…

This was a nice place. I go once every 2 months or so. Lapdances were $30! on a Tuesday at 6pm. A bit high if you ask me. Not my favorite but whatever. I did…

Had a good time here, had not been to a strip club in awhile so decided to go with a few friends on a Friday night. $5 cover, not bad at all and drinks…

Went in on a Friday after hearing a lot about this club that they have more new talent. Paid the 20$ cover and went in. Parking lot was full so was hoping it will be…