Reviews

Woman's point of view. We (myself and my husband) came tonight, for the sole purpose of seeing the 'World's Smallest Stripper'. This was our first time visiting the Mile High Club. We arrived about…

I was visiting from out of town for the weekend. I was hoping to see a girl that caught my eye on the roll call list from Rio’s, but she wasn’t there on this weekend.…

So, recently divorced and hadn't gotten any for awhile, so decided to try a blast from the past, Bogart's. Hadn't been in many years, but the vibe felt the same walking in as I remembered…

This isn’t a strip club so much as a classic dive bar with naked dancers in the background. The crowd is pretty low-key, the drinks are cheap, and the vibe is relaxed. While I was…

Walked in a on packed Saturday. Cover was $20 and had a few beers, $7 for beers $10+ for mixed drinks. Had a variety of all body types but was practically all latinas. Which I…

Context: We ended up here about 8-9p following a disappointing outing across the street. Yeah, that’s still ‘early,’ but like I said, the late night stamina just isn’t what it used to be. On one…

Finally decided to check this place out. I tried to go to Allure but I guess it's closed down for good, place was pretty much boarded up. Figured since Tattletales was close by I'd finally…

I was visiting from out of town. Last time I was in LA, I exchanged contact info with a dancer at Rio’s. I gave her a heads up I would be in town. She said…

Arrived about 2 o’clock, as a couple of people that mentioned that they are doing a remodel so you know now enter around the back. It’s kind of strange going in, it’s almost like you’re…

I had a few hours to kill in between meetings on a Wednesday afternoon and stopped in Rick’s as it seems like one of the few clubs open mid-afternoon. It’s been described before but…

As you may or may not know DG's has closed it's door. One of the dancers told me that all the dayshift dancers were move to Dallas Cab North and the club would now be…

Booby Trap is a newish gold-trimmed, 2-story building close to the Turnpike. Two well-maintained parking lots - $5 close in and $2 outer lot. I'm lazy, so stayed close. Up the red carpeted stairs through…

Greetings! We had a work snow day in MI so I decided to do some daytime hunting, and since its been all evening visits for months now, it felt like a fresh hunt again. Where to…

Parking 10 then 10 to get in and pat down. Looking out from top floor looks like 25 to 30 dancers sitting around various booths either giving lap dances or playing on phones. Mostly…

Palomino has a niche and they make sure you know it-Full Nude Alchohol! Unfortunately the reality is it is not worth the drive just to see bottomless. The cover was 30 but…

Stopped by Cover Girls a few weeks ago a little after 7 on a Tuesday. Parking lot was fine. This place seems kind of isolated so there isn’t any foot traffic. Car seemed safe but…

At around 4pm on Thursday, I came into Ricks cabaret. Some very good dances can be had on the main floor so that is what I tend to stick with. Dances on the main floor…

Came in Monday @10pm during an NFL game. Here's the details: * 10-ish patrons. * ~15 girls. Mix of mostly Latina and a few Caucasian, and Asian girls. Some Caucasian were prob EE, but I'm bad at…

Was in the areas again and had some time to kill so decided to stop by here again. A quick rundown of the layout is after you walk through the door the bar is directly in…

I decided to venture out in MA and found this club on my next exploration. Location: Its about a 45 mins drive from Providence, pending traffics. It is located in a rural area, not a…

Went on a weekday at around 2am in the night as most other places were more or less closed that the time. It was okay but honestly it could have been better. The parking is…

Stopped by on a Monday night before my meetings the next day. I come to Dallas for work occasionally, and I think this is the best strip club by far. Nice lobby, pay the…

I was back in Phoenix for business. I was here a month or so ago, and left a previous review for Wednesday afternoon. This was a Monday night, and it was little different. There were…

There aren’t many weekday night reviews for this place so I thought I could help fix that. Most are seemingly familiar with earlier shifts, night came seem like a different club all together. This is…

So was looking for a more low key spot and had read that this had a bar feel with strippers but I have to say this was more like just a shrunken down club. Really…

2pm. $10 cover. The sweet smell of 420 wafting up from below. Feels good to be back. About 15 dancers when I arrived. Over 30 by the time I left 3 hours later. The most I’ve…

Context: I was visiting the TPA area as part of other central FL activities. We ended up here about 7-8p after dinner. I came in with high expectations from previous visits and was disappointed in what…

I gave this club a shot because it’s only about 5 mins from the hotels in midtown. Driving over, you see things like Chipotle, Target, and Ikea. Eventually, you get to a desolate area outside…

First visit of 2026. $17 to the door girl. UFC night. About 20 dancers. Even split of black/white/latina. Shapely dark skin chicks w/ big natties. Majority spinners wrt white girls. A petite latina I hadn’t seen…

I go to a club every week. I live in Charlotte. I go to Gold Club the most. I am a daytime guy, and I think it is has the best day…

I haven’t been to Akron for a year or so and the strip club/dive bar scene has changed since then. Due to the fire at the G Spot, dancers had to find new…

Review is based off a couple visits within the same week. Pumps is a fun choice for a more low-key SC experience. The vibe is definitely more bar than club; when you walk in there's ATMs…

Greetings everyone, Have only ever been to this club once before and it was during a disappointing day shift. Decided to give afternoon shift a visit. Arrived at 720pm, had a $20 cover at the door.…

I wrote a review of this place before but felt like I had to write another review after my most recent trip. My first trip here was over the summer, and it was also my…

I have been curious about this place and meaning to visit for the last 6 months or so, or however long they have been re-opened for. This review is going to be a bit…

This is the place that used to be called CW's. It is small and you enter from the parking lot entrance, not the sidewalk. The dancer's dressing room is just inside the door…

I frequent this club often, but more and more I question it. You can find a lot of decent girls working here, but you can also find a ton of girls that shouldn't work at…

This was my first time going to this club. It was around 9 p.m. on a Friday. The parking lot was very crowded and I had to park a bit farther away. The club is very…

Overall this is still the best club in Atlanta for people who want floor action and reasonably priced VIP. I came in the afternoon paid 10 to enter and danced several girls. The dances are 10$…

Context: I was visiting the TPA area as part of other central FL activities. We ended up here about 2-3.30pm ish on a Saturday afternoon. Far from “prime time” but it was a decent experience until…

From the outside Phipps Tavern looks like a run of the mill Wisconsin dive bar but once you walk inside it’s a very nicely designed bar that happens to have a stage in the middle…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been to CCR – probably at least three years. I had a flight going out of DCA, so I decided to wait for my flight since it’s…

Late Friday night visit pulled into overflow lot as expected, but that lot wasn't that crowded. 100-yard walk to front of club to get wanded by security, then pay $30 night cover charge. Immediate interest…

Walked in on a Friday at about 10:30 pm. No entry fee if you been there before and have the host name. Coat check in is $3. Nice place overall (typical upscale Manhattan style club)…

Took a very long break and decided to make the trek to the club. It was familiar with a pretty small parking lot. It was full so I ended up parking next to the gas…

Arrived at tattletales about1215. They are working on the front entrance and the parking lot beside the house is barricaded off. The new entrance in in the back when the employees enter. The…

I arrived about 2pm and stayed an hour. Schedule showed 8 dancers, and that seemed accurate. All did 2-song sets, first topless and then bottomless. Sitting at the rack you'll sometimes get boobies in the face,…

This place is well outside of downtown but it still has a NO address. Its one of the few clubs open in the afternoon in this area. Its kind of old and worn out, not…

Decided to stop by 390 after a meeting near Chicago Heights. Last time I was here on a Monday I unexpectedly had a great time. Was hoping to repeat it. While that didn’t happen I…

Went to Rick's to blow off some steam after finishing work for the day. I have been to ricks a couple of other times and it was as expected, clean, safe feeling…

Arrived just after 4pm on Wednesday. Free parking! which you do not get at Gold Room or Scores nearby where you are required to use their valet. No cover this early, in fact no one…

Another disappointing day at OGD. I keep going and keep hoping that some new talent shows up, but it never does. The same old same old, and the key word is old. Even though there…

Hit up this place on a Saturday night. Basics are off an exit of 95 easy to find, lot wasn’t full at all. They have a valet option but I’ve never used it. No cover.…

Visited Tiffany’s Cabaret on a Thursday night, arriving around 8:30pm. Cover was $10. If you get there early enough the cover is $5. Club: The club started a little slow, but by 9:30 PM there was…

I always try coming here at least once. Last time I was here, I got into it with a Free Palestine supporter which really killed the mood. No such nonsense this time around.…

I'm a guy who is reluctant to approve a review when the reviewer has not so much as tried a lap dance, but here I am writing up Fine Line. Entry: $20 fee (high for the…

To get the basics out of the way. Black and pink bar on 130. BYOB where bar maid will place items in the cooler and retrieve as needed. No entry fee during the day but…

I was in OKC for work and decided to check this place out. It's full nude, which I prefer, so no alcohol, but it's connected to a topless only SC next door where you can…

Was in town for some golf and heard good things. You walk in and there is a little alcove. First a guy tells you that it's the best strip club in the world and to not…

Went there for an evening with a friend. There were around 6 or 7 girls working around that time and I found about 2-3 to be attractive. I was talking to this girl Sienna and…

I finally made the trek to Atlantis in Chicago for my first time, armed with some prior knowledge from reading reviews here on TUSCL. I knew about the parking situation going in – there's a…

Stopped by on a Wednesday evening for the first time. I usually hit other clubs nearby but had always been curious about this one. Got there around 7pm (they open at 5), parked in a…

Basics, club is located in an industrial area relatively close to the highway 95/195. Ample parking and valet, feels pretty safe an secure, at least that's my impression, I only go during the day, not…

It was my second time going to the Gold Club and the second time feeling like I should have done anything else with my time. If you’re not into reading reviews, you can stop here…

Decided to stop here after an evening out with friends. Arrived around 8:30 and there were 3 people ahead of me waiting to get in. Apparently they did not want to pay the cover so…

The club is located in an awkward spot right after the bridge to Duncannon. If you miss it, good luck trying to find the right way to turn around with all the stupid no-left-turn rules.…

Arrived after midnight on a Thursday. $10 cover but no license scan this time. 3 dancers, 5-10 customers. No one on stage during the one hour I was there. Jack & Coke still $9. No…

I chose this club because it was right across the street from my hotel, or I chose my hotel because it was right across the street from the club, can't remember. This is an upper class…

I finally decided to take the plunge and visit the "iconic" Condor Club, though the experience was a bit of a mixed bag. Arriving in the early evening, the vibe was surprisingly casual. Doors were…

The venue is on an older commercial street that is backed by residential areas on both sides of the street. Parking is on the street only. The club did not charge entry, at least for…

I last reviewed the day shift here about two years ago. Last time, they had far fewer dancers on the roll call. It seems like they've improved lately, usually having between 10-20 dancers on the…

Came to Rick’s while I was in town for work. Tuesday night, $15 cover. Love that no cigarette smoking is allowed here, you leave Diamond’s a few blocks away reeking of cigarettes. Got in, grabbed a…

Pulled in around 4:30 Wednesday. Parking lot moderately filled, easy to find a spot near the entrance. As I was walking in, the door guy was escorting a dancer to her car, so I strolled…

I decided to stop at Centerfolds on the way to CT since it's been some time since my last visit. Ended up at the club around 8PM on a Friday night. The entry fee is still…

Easy drive. Get off I95. Then turn left. Plenty of parking. Safe neighborhood. No cover in the afternoon. Went through metal detector. No sweat. The restroom is on the right. Nice and clean. I think…

This spot is located in an industrial part of Linden, just down the block from another club, Taboo. It has its own free parking lot & there were plenty of spots available at 11pm…

I was here before and described it, but once again, the club sits in a pretty standard commercial area. It honestly feels like you’re pulling into any random strip mall, and the surrounding neighborhood felt…

Stopped into Delilah’s while in Philly and it feels like an older, traditional club that hasn’t changed much over the years. Parking is easy, which is a big win for the city, and getting in…

Went on Wednesday night after being bored af with the gloomy snowy weather Parking is 5$ and kinda wierd. It’s fenced and You have to go all around the building to find the door. There was…

I have been to Sapphire several times at this point. Always a great time, especially with great friends. I see this as one of the best strip clubs that I’ve been to simply because of…

I have hit the Silver Bullet hundreds of times going back to the 1990s ... it is one of my all-time favorite clubs! However, since I retired from my job in another Illinois city in…

When work counterparts take you to a strip club, you have to go and you have to drink. This place is an expensive strip tease with no touching allowed that has the local old…

I got in at about 8ish. The parking lot was packed and there is a guy out front frisking you and checking IDs. Once you walk in there is a giant bar that goes around…

First visit to the Corner. Arrived around 12:30 on a Thursday. Parking is in the back on the side street off of Waterloo. Rainy day, lot was a muddy mess. Entered…

Review for a Saturday afternoon. Fantasies is located in a semi - industrial area. The street seems kind of sketch but I didn’t have any problems with my car. Enter and empty pockets and through…

I went to Polekatz; on Tuesday, when they have $10 dances. Arrived at 9 pm. Mandatory parking is $7, cover charge is $10. Toplesss dance; cost $10(normal price is $20) and nude dances are $20, normal price…

Overall, Oz is good for drinks, conversation, dances, and VIPs, but extras can be $$$, so negotiate before the room if interested. PLACE: On the right, dance and champagne/ VIP rooms. Forward, small tables (good for…

This club is starting to turn into a revolving door of strip clubs. First it was Inner Room then to Dancers Royale, then Aces and now back to Inner Room. Same deal No cover…

I arrived about 9am and parking is easy thanks to a huge parking lot outside which was about half full. There was no cover charge and also no bouncer near the door today (but…

I stopped in to SC at about 2pm on a Monday after getting done with my work obligations early. I decided to spend some time there before I left town. The club itself has…

This was a Sunday afternoon visit to Henry’s on a cold winter day. Parking is free and fenced and makes it feel safe. I believe entry was five dollars, but VIP went up five dollars…

Arrived at Diamond Dolls on a Sunday evening around 9PM. I was dropped off so no charge to park, but was charged a 10 dollar cover charge. Place was crowded for a Sunday evening…

So I was cruising down Evans on a random Tuesday or Thursday mid-afternoon after a meeting nearby and the sign caught my eye. I'm somewhat disappointed with myself, as I typically make mental notes of…

Hidden from the street parking at the back, easy to drive in and out from the back. Dimly lit area but enough light to see your vehicle. Club is on the 2nd floor so you…

Decided to visit the milstream inn for the first time and see what it was all about. It was a weekday, late afternoon, so parking wasn’t an issue. There are a good amount of spaces, but…

Never thought I would have to write a less than stellar review for HK, but here goes - WTF is going on with all the plastic surgery and the Russian/Ukranian/Slavic looks? Everyone in a 6…

Was in Austin on business and decided to check out Red Rose. I used to frequent Yellow Rose all the time back before COVID, always loved that place. Came in just after dinner, cover was more…

Had to see this place for myself. First week of opening. Same location, same building, same parking lot as Sold Gold. Came in before 9, didn't stay long. No cover, as it was their…

Polekatz on a Tuesday is the best. $10 per dance for rope less is worth it. The place is slightly small but clean and well maintained. DJ was amazing and played good songs and each song…

Arrived on a Tuesday night around 8 pm. Parking lot was pretty empty. Club is located right off of 19, so traffic can be heavy also divided highway so U turns are necessary. $9…