Reviews

I walked in at about 12:30. I paid the $5 cover and walked in. I went and used the restroom, and then found a table to sit. I was getting approached about every 5 minutes…

I've reviewed this club at least 25 times in the 20 years I've been posting on this website. I feel I should announce that anything pre-covid I wrote is inoperative and should not be…

I stopped by Bare Assets Melbourne on a Wednesday night and was surprised by how busy it was. There was a steady buzz in the room, with plenty of dancers on rotation and a noticeable…

I was here for about 2 hours just hoping it would get better. It didn't. LAYOUT I don't really know what's going on here with the upstairs/downstairs clubs. Dreamgirls is downstairs and it's all I went…

Walking into the Pink Poodle on a Friday night felt like stepping into a time capsule of classic adult entertainment. The exterior is unassuming—a modest building on Bascom Avenue with a simple sign that doesn’t…

The place was pretty dead, so I rushed to the stage to avoid being hounded for dances before I had time to settle and get a feel for the girls. Spent a good couple hours…

I've been on the road for 3 weeks. My mongering was limited to just two as I had my dog with me for dog shows in St Louis and Orlando, and frankly I was already…

Stopped in Thursday about 1030 pm. I go there occasionally, as it’s one of the closer clubs to my house. All the physical aspects of the club are the same as they’ve been…

Price List: VIP game room: $200 for 15 minutes Private lap dance: $50 Everything is paid to the club, and the dancer receives a receipt. Arrival: Visited on a Thursday around 9:00 PM. This was my first time here. The…

Met up with friends in Paramus for an early dinner that lasted to about 9pm. Got into my car and decided to head to Hitching Post to see the night time talent. 20 min away.…

In my travels through North Carolina, I’ve hit a lot of the strip clubs and, in general, find them tame and expensive. Not much available in the way of extras, particularly now that Southside Johnny’s,…

Couple changes, but mainly the same. Still free parking in the huge lot. Still no cover before 7p. Drinks are cheaper before 7 as well, but a bit higher than the competition in the area.…

Had some free time early evening on a Tuesday so I stopped by the neighborhood ballet. I actually had dropped in the day before (Monday) around 5 and the place was a ghost town -…

I pulled up to the “block” a little after 1am so I had a little time to work with before the clubs started closing. After some research on here, I decided to go with Oasis…

Had a couple of hours to waste due to wanting to wait out some traffic and decided to stop by the FC for a beer or two and see what the landscape would look like…

I was coming into town for a duck hunt. I decided to kill a couple hours watching the thursday night football game at the spotted cat. I have been here many times before but not…

Visited the club after longtime. Not much changed. No cover money as I may have visited little early evening. Atmosphere looks little slow day. There are around 6 girls hanging with other regulars Girls take…

Had some free time so wandered over to the east side to kill some time. When I pulled up there were just a handful of cars in the lot so not too busy.…

Located along the IH-10 frontage road in a remote corner of a retail district, the entrance to this topless club faces away from the freeway. Entry involves a quick pat down by security before you…

Thanks to the influence of Social Media, this club has been on my radar for a while now. Maybe the rave reviews of their food selection or the professional quality photo shoots, the algorithm has…

Meeting up for friends on a night out after work (9-5 loop job), but 8pm. So I brought myself to Deja Vu to kill time between. Got there at 6pm and spent a…

I had fairly low expectations because I went on a Wednesday during one of the slowest weeks of the whole year. That being said, I was pleasantly surprised with everything about my visit. The lineup was…

I went to the Boardroom Cabaret Christmas party for the first time and I had such a great time I regret not going in past years. I was pleasantly surprised to receive a gift of…

Went to Synn on a recent saturday night. If you've never been, the club is located in a commercial strip mall that has a Yoshinoya. Parking is difficult to find, so be prepared to wait…

This visit was on a Thursday night, arrived at 7:15 PM left around 9:00 PM. Good size club in the northeast side of Austin, industrial location in a business park. There was paid parking on…

This club has been on my radar after reading reviews. It's quite a bit out of my way, but I had spare time and I finally decided to make my way out here. As many mentioned…

It'd been a few years since I hit desire but I was in the area and decided to see if I'd been missing anything. For a Tuesday night, the parking lot seemed crowded (I had…

I finally made it to this place. Very disappointed. Walked in around 5. When I walked in I was the only PL there. There were 3 girls shouting and fighting on the phones. Got a…

Thanks to Loper on here for letting us know that the Christmas party was Thursday, December 18th. New stuff is preceded by ** LOCATION: - GPS address for the club is 265 N Pearl St Brockton, MA…

I rolled up to Ricks on a Friday night around 11:30 PM. I had the free cover card so I didn't pay cover, and they also push a two-drink minimum. There's a main floor stage,…

Club layout is the same. No cover in the day time either still and $10 at night. I went in expecting to see a few dancers who work days but none were in this Thursday. After…

Recently went to savannahs a couple times with my wife. We couldn't get a single dancer to talk to us. We were there over 3 hours first night, sat over to the side. Tipped well…

This was pretty much my second experience in a strip club. I'm not a big drinker so I stuck to soda. Initially it started off slow since I got there at 7-8 so there were…

Dirty's is kind of what it says on the sign, so I can't knock them for being misleading. That said, the doorman took my $7 cover and gave me a quick rundown of dance…

Bourbon Street in Phoenix is a nice little club. The main space is an open room with a main stage and side stage. Unfortunately the low lighting and heavy use of mirrors made…

I was there on Wed night. It is off 130, next to a Honda dealer. If you are going north you have to make a U turn at the Honda dealer. If you are traveling…

On Saturday, I decided to take a visit to Cheetah since it had been a while and I wanted some variety. Booby Trap Pompano has always been my go to but I think it’s nice…

Went to club on a Saturday evening around 6pm. Was actually headed to Camelot but they had not opened yet. The club is located 2 doors down from Camelot. You have to…

I knew it would be a crap shoot arriving at 5:00 pm. I paid $5 to park alongside the building and $35 entry fee which included VIP. As I walked in I was surrounded by…

A tale of two cities here. You drive up to a house with minimal parking, way too much light inside, a half constructed stage in the main room (and then a nice stage with chairs…

Arrived around 8 or 9, $20 cover. Kinda high for a Monday night and 5-6 dancers. Had the bouncer put my coat in the closet as it was so slow. Hit the bar and beers…

I arrived around 3:30pm on Thursday. parking was free with ample spots. no cover but I was asked to tip in a jar. I tipped like 2 dollars. there are 4 stages and dancers rotate…

I’ve visited the Gallagher 2000 club a couple of times, mostly on Thursdays afternoon. The club is located in a decent area next to a train stop or if you have a car, there are…

There is a very big parking lot with tons of space. Walking to the front door is a little awkward since it’s in front of an active street with lots of cars passing by. The…

I've seen clubs from vegas to berlin and this is still my all time favorite. Am I biased? Yes, I'm from the area so I get to stop in frequently, but there's still an argument…

I visited the Admiral Theatre in the Albany Park neighborhood recently while in Chicago, and it’s one of the more unique gentlemen’s clubs in the city simply because of its BYOB policy — you can…

Went in this evening, around 6pm. $23 entry. There is a huge stage that takes up 75% of the room. Tiny bar with 4 chairs. I have never seen a bar that small. $5 water. …

My first attempt to visit this place was a few weeks ago, but there was a sign on the door that said they were "remodeling" and closed until the 12th. Strange, because when I went…

This was my first visit to any club ever. I entered, paid my cover fee of $20, bought my hilariously expensive water at $8. Parking was pretty tight, they do not have the best parking…

This place has been described many times. Because a big conference was in town both rooms were open and decently busy for 10pm when I walked in. Cover I think was $55 after a small…

I walked into Tootsie’s expecting a big club. What I got was a full-blown adult amusement park. It’s an old Costco warehouse, and they didn’t even try to hide it, just converted it into a…

Initially did a stop at Hi-Liter hoping to see the dancer from my last visit - I don't recall her name, just that her ass was perfect. She wasn't there and none of the…

Was not disappointed! The building itself is modestly large, with an upstairs, plenty of chairs, bar, pool tables, stages and a main stage. Theres also a backstage. The main floor is well lit, while the upstairs…

The club is located in a commercial area. It feels just like visiting any strip mall, and the neighborhood seemed very safe, with ample parking available outside. When you walk in, there’s a bouncer who…

I was in Vegas for a brief visit, and a friend recommended this place. I went in the afternoon and had a good time. If you are staying downtown at a hotel and don’t have…

Showed up around 10 or 11pm on a Tuesday night, place was a ghost town, probably 3 customers at a time, 5 or 6 dancers. Most of the dancers were spending their time hanging out on…

Paid another afternoon visit time the Playhouse. I called ahead of time to check the lineup and surprisingly it was pretty accurate. I’m fairly new here but had my sights set on getting Mercedes,…

Every time I come to this club, which is infrequently as I live elsewhere in the country, I tell myself I have to move to DALLAS so that I could visit more often. I would…

Was in from out of town visiting family and needed to get away. BT did the trick. I arrived early evening on a Thursday, maybe around 6:30 - traffic in the club was very light…

I have been to BT multiple times and it is my favourite place to visit around pompano beach. I have been to cheetah and DD as well in the area. Cost wise i rank Cheetah…

Been a while friends, but I made it back yesterday to the old inner room (whatever it is we are calling it these days - Aces, I guess). To a previous posters comment, a few of…

Cheeks is a very large club with aspirations as a true upscale "Gentlemen's Club". It might almost qualify as a 7-Up club, though a few of the ladies on my most recent visit might…

As 2025 comes to an end and I reflect on the 25+ years that I have been posting on TUSCL, I have to call this my current favorite club. Sure the parking lot…

Walked in at about 5pm on a Saturday evening, a bit hard to find the spot because it’s in a strip mall type of area however it does exist around the corner on the right…

It was Wednesday and I was hungry so decided to pass on a drive thru and head to LS for a burger, fries and a show. I have to stop this! Got there…

I decided to check out Old Glory Daze on a Friday afternoon. The place is basically a dive bar with dancers. You enter through a side door from the parking lot, and the bar runs…

I had visited this club around a month back at 7 PM and was only there for about 10 minutes, so this will be a short review and details may be a little hazy. To begin…

Parking lot next door was open paid $10 Head inside pay $30 cover. Around 1 am. Club is the same layout as before. Lighting is better and they got new carpets installed, other than that the…

I reviewed Vivide previously and returned on a few occasions after my first visit. However, my schedule only allowed me to visit the night shift, generally after 8 pm. I visited maybe 3…

Got there pretty late, might've even been after midnight. Doorman met me outside where he collected the cover: $20. Yikes! I should've kept on walking but I wanted to see some boobies. Basic layout of the…

I had some free time after leaving work early about 2p. There were about 4 cars in the parking lot. The front of the building looked like a all-flat facade off a state…

From the outside there is nothing much to see but the club is in the basement and a decent size. I was with a friend and got free entry after signing up to their…

Had a fun friday evening here, cover was $5 per person and drinks were $10-$15 bucks. They have a main room stage as soon as you walk in, a semi private stage off to the…

Place is on a Main Street near a Taco Bell. Folks will park in the Taco Bell parking lot sometimes but there is street parking on the same side or opposite side if needed. Sometimes…

Never ever go to a Cheetah holiday party especially Christmas. Got there a few minutes before the start, and had to park in the back lot, never ever had to do that before. I didn't…

Hit up multiple clubs on this night. This was my second stop. Arrived around 9:30 or 10:00. Cover was $10. When you walk in bar is up a step to the left and main stage…

The club itself is actually pretty small but well done. Walked in didn’t see any girls in the stage so I went straight to the bar and had a drink. The bartender was absolutely stunning…

Overall, this club is good but probably overrated. I have heard some reviews say its the best strip club in Canada but I dont know... seemed pretty standard to me. I got there Thursday night…

Stopped in on Monday afternoon just after 12 noon. The place was just opening up, which affects the review as I never saw a dancer on stage. 4 dancers that I saw while I was…

E11 is the best strip club in Miami as far as fun goes. If you are looking for extras, be prepared to spend 1xxx+++. The best looking dancers work here. It is busy every night…

I decided to kick the mud off my tires and drive to that one place. This place gets the love it deserves on this review forum, Not much. Not much is exactly what you…

So stopped by on saturday night around midnight. Huge adjacent parking lot. Club located in between resident and industrial area of passaic. Been told this used to be Plat Dolls which is now quarter mile…

I've gone to reign a dozen or so times, but continue to be disappointed on every visit. It really seems like the purveyors (wizards?) of Oz set out to build a classy club, it truly…

I had a short wait time prior to a meeting, só I visited The Border last week on a Tuesday afternoon. I had not been there since reopening. The bar…

Since I am back in the RGV for the winter I thought I would check out the Tex Mex again. The club has not changed still the same layout bar on the right, stage on…

OGD is a true dive bar in an older building off Old Main Street. There's a passable gravel parking lot with room for 8-10 cars. Enter down a couple of steps where the…

It is Christmas Season.my pathetic ass was off work and getting ready to go Christmas Shopping. I swung by Pandoras to get my balls drained. I was thinking I would grab Monse or Liz. Lots…

There is not a lot of interactive fun to be had inside strip clubs in the Panhandle. The Matador Club makes that challenge even more difficult, with the most inconsistent line up in the area.…

Stopped by Mons Venus on a recent Thursday night after not having visited in a couple of years. I wasn’t sure what to expect given some of the comments I’ve seen lately, but the club…

Club has been described many times. Located on a highway with a front and back parking lot. Arrived around 8:30pm on a Tuesday night after a work function. Went through the metal detector, no cover.…

Visited the place on a Tuesday night around 9 pm. It was not busy. There were around 10 customers. Total dancers were around 8. One was on the stage; 3 were chatting with each other…

Was in ATL for business and this was the closest club near me. Arrived around 830p on Tuesday night Parking The parking lot is huge. There is free parking way in the back lot…

…then this is the time and the place. Location: The club is in a strip mall in Brockton close to the highway, parking is never an issue. There is a Pot shop a few hundred feet away…

I started the day in Atlantic City, drove up to Philly Live about noon. I grabbed lunch at Royal Buffet across the street and noticed their was a strip club in the parking lot. I…

I went with some friends to The Crazy Horse on a weekend. I thought the place was decent sized with a solid arrangement. My concern with the club was that the girls were not that…

So I had a strikeout with an OTC attempt over in NJ and figured I'd hit up the usual ebony sure thing on Passyunk. As usual, I found a great choice, but God damn this…

Went back to Happy's after a long while. The place is on the smaller side, has a parking lot, in a fairly safe area, at least in daytime. Inside, has a central stage…

I went here on a saturday night. The area is relatively safe. There is ample parking and lighting outside the club at night, and there is even a Del Taco maybe 50 feet from the…

My flight got delayed and I have several hours to kill so I stopped by this place (20min or so to the airport). Messaged my usual but she cannot be there in time so I…

Group of 5 of my friends went after the Texans game. Entry fee was about $13, be sure not to wear a plain white tee if not they won’t let you in, doesn’t matter if…