Reviews

Had a rare afternoon off and after a disappointing visit to Hank's decided to try Bogarts. For the uninitiated, there is no valet and cover was $5. Once inside the smell of smoke was heavier…

Cheerleaders continues to be one of a couple of outstanding SC in the metro Philly area. I got here early evening with the intent to grab a drink and catch a couple of dances…

Pulled up to a nice looking club just off the freeway. Paid the $7 cover and grabbed a beer at the bar, I forget the actual cost of the beer but it wasn't marked up…

BSC is steady and consistent. If coming during the day it helps to find a regular, which I am not. The club details haven’t changed, still dark and eyes have to adjust coming in from…

Showed up on a late Friday afternoon. The space is decent, lot's of booth style seating with stages in the center a lot of lighting had the space very well lit, maybe even a bit…

I stopped for the night at a highway hotel on a road trip on a Thursday evening. Atlantis was not far so I decided to give it a try. It had a large well-lit parking…

This was my first time visiting clubs in Anaheim. It was a late night already but Imperial was close to my hotel so decided to have a look. The club situated in a non-descript strip…

I stopped by the 19th Hole on my way home. Since I was in the neighborhood, I stopped in to see who was there. I arrived on a Friday afternoon around 2:30. The club has a…

Hadn't been here in awhile and decided to drop in to see what was what. Arrived at around 9:30 pm. Got the cursory pat down. I had a free entry coupon so I was waved…

Parking was easy and there was plenty of space when I arrived, which is always a plus compared to some clubs where you have to hunt for a spot. At the entrance they scan your…

The Hugger day shift has been my go to for years if I was needing cheap beer (for a strip club) and a little stress relief. Unfortunately with the owner selling, it has become…

So was back in Dallas for just two days and clearly I was going to take the opportunity to visit the best damn strip club. Cover was $5 + tip. Walked in and picked up a…

My second stop in the Pompano area was Booby Trap, visiting on a Friday evening about 9:00pm. They had a large parking lot, with a $5 charge to be near the door and $2 for…

I was in Fort Lauderdale for a long weekend and visited a trio of the Pompano area clubs. The first was Diamond Dolls. The club was easy to spot with a long line of tall,…

I was a visitor to Tampa, but have been several times in the past few years. Ybor Strip is kinda my go to, but this crop of dancers was probably a 7.5? There were only…

So I arrived in Dallas at about 5 pm peek rush hour. I took an uber to the hotel first and got to the club around 7pm. I think I paid 12 to get in.…

Strip club #2 on my Montreal odyssey wasn't really planned. But, I walked 15 minutes in the cold to a steakhouse (Vargas, recommended), and while sitting at the table, used the "clubs near me"…

Stopped back at 390 for the first time in 2026. I decided to check out an afternoon Saturday instead of the typical evenings. Arrived around 4pm. Parking lot was 25% full.…

I had not been to G Spot in awhile so I decided to stop. This place has been described here many time before. A dive with a large circular bar, 2 pool tables and 3…

I flew into Montreal, saw that this place wasn't far from the airport, and decided to check it out. Glad I did. It ended up being one of a three-club Montreal strip club…

I had been going to scruples for longer than I would like to admit. Since it closed and reopened as the Zebra club I was intested to check it out. Here is my review. The…

I has a free night in Boston and while I would have preferred to go to the Boardroom, they are closed on Mondays so I picked Glass Slipper. At least it was walking distance from…

I stopped into LeGirls on a recent Thursday evening. I arrived around 9pm, big well lit parking lot in an industrial part of town. Walk thru metal detector at the door. Cover charge ran something…

Went to Desire around 3pm on a Thursday. Security patted me down and I paid a five dollar cover. There is a one drink minimum, so I paid four dollars for a PBR and sat…

Went to Spyce on a rainy Thursday night. I arrived around 9:50 pm and was greeted by at the door by security who looked at my ID , patted me down and waved me…

I went here last weekend and I was curious about trying potentially somewhere new one way or another. This spot is located off Alameda Street near Downtown and is conveniently located by the train station.…

So I found myself extremely bored on Tuesday, so I decided to go to pinups. I got there around 4:30 and while there weren't a lot of customers there were about 10 or so girls…

I pulled in here for the first time in probably 2 years. Since the old location burned down (we're still making BBQ jokes), this place is one of two in the immediate area (the…

This joint is right downtown over the highway a block from the T-Mobile arena. There's a little bar right next door where you can pregame. I popped in at about 430 in the afternoon on…

As usual got here around 10:00 pm. No cover charge, but was patted down. Ordered a 5 dollar drink. I'll cut right to the chase there is an awesome dancer here named Stella. Red hair, curvy…

So I decided to hit up Paradise to see if there are any dancers that were good earlier this week. I just wanted to see how the vibes were like outside of the usual girls…

So after a family function me and the cousins went out to see what Jacksonville had to offer. Back in the day Jacksonville had a rug and tug spot we didn't dare go to as…

I continue to view Kittens as an underrated gem. The main thing that sets Kittens apart is vibe and pacing. Unlike Boardroom, Golden Banana, Tens, or Desire, the best looking dancers actually spend time on…

Quick overview of the place. There are a total of 6 dancing poles in the main area. There is a main stage, 2 smaller stages to the side, and another stage between the bar and…

As I sat down near the stage there were only 2 other customers. After about 10 minutes one of the girls stopped by and sat down. We did some small talk for about…

This was my first time back after hearing of the shooting that occurred. Parking was the same $10. $20 to enter and a ice cold domestic beer was $6. When entering they now have a…

Reviewing my experience at Class Act. First, location - kind of a shoddy urban, retail area that's not very well lit, but doesn't feel dangerous either. There's even a food truck outside that appears to…

Funky little bar out of the way of anything. It was a $25 Uber from Overland Park. There are bunch of torn and conflicted signs at the door in both English and Spanish. Something about…

Friday late afternoon, it had been a long week and I had women on the brain so I thought I'd head over to Bogie's. Went in, the usual $5 cover. There were maybe 15-20 patrons…

First, it is certainly the cleanest and nicest actual building I’ve been to in New England. Big big stage, two big bars, lots of seating, high ceilings. Everything feels really new. Big parking lot, plenty…

Mario’s is located about a mile off 395 in Webster. It’s on a main road with a few other small businesses nearby, gas station Dunkin’s. Nothing special about the area. The building almost looks…

Was in Phoenix for a work trip, wanted to see go to a strip club looked like this place was getting highly recommended and it was only 10 min from my hotel so decided to…

A dump. First time in the place. It is small and dirty. There was no one on stage the hour I was there. I walked in and was blinded. In the 2 or 3 minutes it took me…

As usual work had me in the area and one of my girls were working so I decided to stop in for an expected “decent” time. You pull up to a one level lengthy building…

I arrived about10 on a Wednesday night. I chose it in part because it has some of the best TUSCLA ratings, particularly for value. It is located in a large, strip mall. The building is…

A buddy hooked me up with some ACC tournament tickets in Charlotte. I had little interest in the Wednesday afternoon games so I flew into Greensboro and figured I’d spend the afternoon there before driving…

I arrived at after midnight and paid the $10 valet fee. Next stop was the front desk where I paid no fee but tipped the attendant $10. The facility has been described many times. I…

I went on a Friday night after 8 and missed the half-off admission due to traffic. I usually go on Saturdays, so this my first time coming on a Friday. The parking lot was relatively…

I went on a mid-week night. Cover was only $2, way cheaper than I’m use to. For that you can’t really go wrong. Well drink was only $8, also very reasonable. Only 4-5 girls were…

I decided to visit Haven again after a few weeks away. I was pleasantly surprised to see some new younger dancers. Early 20s, one has long dark hair and very curvy, good dancer. Another was early 20s,…

So this was my first trip to the rightfully titled best strip club in Texas. The club is in an industrial areas, lots of parking and they also offer valet. I self parked and went…

First impression walking in was that it was very very dark inside. Lighting was mostly limited to just the stage. Not as lively as other clubs that I’ve been too, but it didn’t feel unsafe…

Spearmint Rhino February 2026 A few weeks ago, a client and I visited Spearmint Rhino late night on a Monday in February. We walked to Spearmint Rhino from the Venetian. Regarding the location, Spearmint Rhino is close…

Nice, slower club in Dallas. Due to the fact that this club shares the same city as the best strip club in America (Baby Dolls Dallas being 5 minutes away), this club will always be…

I hadn’t been to Ruby’s in about a year, so when the opportunity came up, I decided to take advantage of it. I arrived at around 1:00 PM. The parking lot attendant was not there,…

Free parking in front of the club. Parking lot was crowded for the 10$ Mondays, but there were couple of free spots Paid entrance at reception ( don’t recollect the exact amount but I think it…

Having been several years since I last stopped by, I was curious as to things currently are at Dreams. After not being able to sleep I decided drive by the very interesting Long Beach port…

DD Manville has been described a million times but I'll add my two cents here. A shabby dive that has not changed at all since 2006. You walk in and go up a set of…

Here on business. Second time to Dallas. Last trip here went to BD twice and had one of best club experiences. This time went twice and not as good but still well worth the…

Lobby is exactly like everybody says. You sit in a chair and the boss lady though a window says the girls will be right out. I wait and two plus sized Caucasian girls and a…

Wednesday afternoon at Diamond Dolls was a mixed bag. The place was surprisingly packed, with both bars full, but the new layout makes the club feel a lot smaller now that they’ve moved the DJ…

Showed up on Thursday evening after a work dinner and a few drinks. Showed up at about 9:30. Paid the $22 cover and was security checked at the door. They sometimes scan your ID but…

Right on the main road to the beach. Plenty of parking in the back. Walk in the front door and pay cover at the desk to your left. $10 IIRC. There is a bar directly…

I needed a change of scenery because I have been spending too much time at Bourbon Street, Hi Liter and Sugar 44 during the last several months. Also, the Chicago Cubs fans have taken over…

After my first visit the previous day I ended up coming right back the next afternoon. That alone should tell you how the first trip went! Arrived around 12:15p and stayed until about 1:45p. Parking was…

Ok so we got in around 10:15 PM, place was kinda dead but picked up rapidly. We went past a large bar to a big sunken stage area with couches on the sides and a huge…

Not too much has changed with this club since my last review and the details keep getting repeated or the review will not get approved - EVEN THOUGH THE INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE ON THE CLUB…

Same set up as always. Bar to the right, stage in front of you when you walk in. Tables surrounding the stage. Couch dance room is directly to the left of the…

I made another stop at Torpedo’s recently, this time it was a quick mid-week visit. I stopped in around 7pm on a Wednesday and only planned to stay for an hour or so. The…

This is a compilation of a few visits, the last on Tuesday. Today I found the club to be friendlier than in my past visits. Parking lot had plenty of spots. If you come in…

This was my first time at TD's in over a year. Hasn't changed. Still easy and safe parking. Still no cover on Friday afternoons. No dances on the floor, although the…

This was my second visit to this establishment, I visited on a Friday afternoon at around 3 PM. I have already covered the location of this place in my previous review. Unlike the last time I…

Went to Allure to throw a few bills and maybe get a lap dance or two, I’ve described the layout many times before so I’m gonna just talk about this trip. I went during happy…

I was in SF for some business on a Thursday morning and finished up early. I could have headed out of the City ahead of the traffic, but i had a few things i wanted…

I don't have much to really gauge this place on, but my one other club I frequent is a million times better than this place. Go in around 8:30 PM or so. Expected a quiet…

Arrived about 115 to a practically empty lot. Free to park and no valet in the fenced in lot. $5 cover but free for vets or if you have a free admission cards…

I’ve been to Booby Trap twice now, easily the best strip club I've been to and I go whenever I'm in FLL. And at this point I kind of know what to expect every time…

The beginning of bike week 2026. At 10:30 there was plenty of parking on the street near the club. There were bikes parked nearby, but few people were out and about. It seemed like a…

I can recommend The Border for this reason: It won't cost you a lot. Nope. I was there maybe 45 minutes one evening after work and spent only $20. That bought me one beer, $2 each…

Friday night in Tampa decided to go to the infamous mons. Now I've never been here in its heyday but man this place was disappointing. When you walk in it's one giant room with a…

This club is located along Rt. 73 and is connected to a motel. It’s small but looked clean inside. The bar wraps around in a rectangular shape and there is a small stage with a…

Finally made my first visit to Desire after reading about it here for years. Arrived around 12:15 PM on a Tuesday and stayed until about 2:15 PM. Parking was easy and the lot had a…

BBD is my go to. Cheap to get in, always at least 50 dancers (many Cubans), with the right girls extra's to be had very easily upstairs in the chairs on the sides of…

It's been a few years since I've been to Centerfolds so I decided to give a try. I got there around 6:30 pm. The parking lot is in a better shape than it was in…

This club is a high end club and that is obvious from the set up and the luxury look. It is a very safe and comfortable club. I only had limited time about a 2.5 to…

Friday lunch time traffic on I-35; the bane of central Texas. I decided to stop by this club as it’s conveniently located near I-35 and 290, which is riddled with constant construction and copious amounts…

I was passing through Knoxville last week and decided to stop in to see the dancer that entertained me the last time I was in town and sure enough she was! As others have mentioned you…

The place has been reviewed many times, but I will give the brief details. The bar is located a bit outside the busy tourist area, but close enough. It is a modern looking building…

First time at Divas in a couple of years, but not much has changed. Seemed a bit darker inside this time, but that's about it. Same attendant in the bathroom even. Anyway, pro tip, park across…

Was in the area of the Rama again and decided to stop in. Had been a while since my last visit. Showed the Instagram Ad and got 50% off entry. So $10 there then another…

I was here a little over a month ago .. Thought I would try again. Still dont I understand the very negative reviews of here or maybe I just catch decent nights. Once again I…

I showed up on a Monday afternoon. In my experience, the less busy the more likely for some extra fun. I’m not going to describe the layout, I think it’s been done enough. I paid…

Went there around 9:30 PM at night and initially found about 2-3 dancers taking turns in the stage. A dancer approached me and we were chatting for a bit about the club. The waitress asked…

Parked on street...various free parking on streets adjacent to club. Just be sure to not block driveways. $10 cover paid to guy on stoop before entering . Or, if nobody is there, pay bartender.…

My wife and I typically visit the gold room roughly anywhere between Thursday through Sunday. We decided to visit their special on Thursday being the $10 dances. This was the 4th time being there in…

Stopped by here mid afternoon recently. Easy to park and no cover and security and hostess very nice folks. Uh..then I got heavy sales pitch only 30 seconds in the door. 2 dancers in my…

Classy, safe, hot girls including a caramel bimbo beauty. Details: It is a standalone building, relatively nondescript except for the sign. It's surrounded by wide streets and an ample parking lot. I walked to it from…

La Esquina Lounge is an after hours club. They don't get busy until after 02:00 when the local bars close down. It will be empty if you come in early. They don't have a liquor…

Ukrainian supermodel with enhanced tits, a lot of great sex. Details: The bordelle is in a charming old stone building, several stories high. There's a front entrance (from a busy street) and a back entrance. I…

Was in the area and decided to check some places out. After tuscl research decided on Scarlett. Got there around 10-11pm. Cover was 10 and given a wrist band. Club is very open and lighting wasn’t…