Reviews

I decided to make the trip from SLC up to Rock Springs because my ATF and some of her fellow dancers from my regular club were traveling there from SLC. I see there hasn’t been…

TL;DR: Reasonably priced club with a nice variety of dancers and good mileage in the fully nude private dance room area. Did not partake of the VIP lounge. I decided to check out Club 390 for…

When the sun finally came out in Seattle, no better way to celebrate than happy hour at my fav dive club Pandoras. Parking lot packed for a Thursday and so was the club. Paid $10…

The club was busy and continued to get busier. Dancers outnumbered customers by around 3:1, but became more even as the night continued. The crowded club felt uncomfortable & overstimulating as the night…

What can I say? We all know where it looks like inside. As soon as I walked in, I was seated at the bar. One young woman came up to me. She was a little…

The point of this is to get accurate info in front of the casual club goer, since a review from a visit in mid march is the top one. Club is now closed April 21.…

Stopped in around 10 pm on Friday night. The parking is usually easy and the have a security guard and valet. Pretty mellow vibe. I have been to this club in the past and it's…

I and my wingman, Bubba267, arrived together around 12:45PM. The parking lot was pretty empty but it was early. Parking is still $10 on the pavement and free to park on the dirt lot next…

About a year back me and some friends found ourselves at this strip club one random Saturday night. We walked in around 10pm and had to pay a $25 cover per person. The club was…

Went to the club on a Wednesday afternoon while in Florida. The club has been described fairly well in other reviews, but to recap, nobody is at the door when you…

This club is right off the 10 freeway. The area around it doesn’t feel too safe and the club seems a bit isolated. I saw some people park their cars right outside the…

So I hit up XTC Cabaret in Austin. It’s right opposite the Texas medical examiner’s office LOL. Like literally across from the dead people place. Kinda funny but also creepy. Parking is $10. Cover was $30…

Last reviewed this club 2 years ago, and at that time, it used to be full of lots of beautiful ladies during dayshift, but now, there was one barely 7.5 on shift. It's near I-205,…

I rarely make the trip across town to Raiders because it takes about an hour. My previous 3 or 4 visits have been consistently inconsistent in terms of talent. There are some…

I am resubmitting this review but disappointed that y'all didn't approve it to begin with. I've seen MUCH worse reviews get approved....anyway I'll add some more details. Let's try to keep the standard of approval…

Came in around 4:00 while doing errands with about 1/2 hour to kill, and thought I would try something different. I decided I'd walk in, first woman to walk up to I'd go to…

Thursday 4/23. Arrived 8pm. Free parking was available in their lot and surrounding area. Upon entry, I was wanded by security. A few times I exited to have a cigarette and upon one time…

Purple building. Entrance is around back behind Powell. Narrow parking and lot backs into drive thru for a fast food place. Probably neighborhood parking too. Seems safe. Enter into short hallway, pool tables straight ahead and…

This review is for sometime in mid march, as usual any time I’m down in DC area am visiting the inn. So after the Dec shoot I was not sure how the atmosphere at the inn…

Returned to this club to relieve some tension & have some fun. Arrived around 3pm. No cover or ID check, walk through the metal detector in hallway. Bouncer wanded and checked pockets. Sat at one of…

Went there at the end of a night thinking I'll just get a massage and get going. There was a cover at the door, the security was friendly walked me to a spot and got…

Recently started going to here again after many years away. New faces, familiar faces but same vibe. Got here about 6pm , got free entry due to their ad but normally it is $20. There…

Parking addressed all over this. Paid $10 cover. Light pat down. Came around sweet spot about 7PM when day shift workers are leaving and then night shift workers are coming in. Coming in probably saw 20-30…

Small, looks divey but not. Walk in a side entrance into a room to pay $5 cover & show ID (not scanned). From there enter into main room, clean (mens room soso) and fairly well…

I arrived a little after 9. Cover was $10. When you enter, they have a sign saying that VIP tables are $100. I selected a chair at the TUSCL table which was free. There was…

Been coming to Cali Girls Santa Ana for years and it's had more ups and downs than a roller coaster. I remember when it was a plain dump, a hastily refurbished semi-dump, and now…

Arrived 5:15 PM on Wednesday. $5 cover charge goes into effect at 7:00 PM The Purple Orchid is located in an industrial area in Philadelphia at the corner of 61st and Passyunk. It shares a parking lot…

I went back to Rick’s on a Thursday evening post the Knicks game. As I mentioned in my last review, for those who don’t know, promoters for the club hang out outside MSG post games…

Traveling through south Jersey and was desperate for a sure thing, so opted for a visit to Carnival over Cheerleaders New Jersey. To recap what most mongers from the area already know, Carnival is not…

Smallish building on a busy road. Some free parking with a little more next door. I've never been bothered for parking next door. If you come in the daytime it's very dark inside, it takes…

I’ve been here a few times and somehow never got around to reviewing it. The spot is right across the street from St. Joe’s Hospital. I stopped in on a Sunday night hoping to see…

Wed 7:47 PM I have some history with this place. The present owner is the third since I started going, but my frequency is greater now than back then. I like it here because it…

Some time has passed since my last visit. But this place still has the same party vibe feel in the afternoon that raises it above viewing webcam girls, for a fraction of the per minute…

Visited on a Wednesday night, arriving just before midnight. Large parking lot with plenty of free off street parking. Seems like a safe area as the club is on a largely commercial street with residential…

The club itself is nothing special and like the name suggests looks a bit run down from the outside. The lot is open and has free parking with it being fairly well lit. Cover is…

This place is right in the tourist area of Daytona Beach. $20 to get in all the time. $8 for a whisky which isn't bad. Nice enough club. Big square. Main stage center, bar in the…

This is a bit of a compilation of 3 visits last week, two around 3PM, one at 8pm, all early weekdays. I won't rehash the floorplan or buffet or the exact measurements of the…

I've been a regular at this club for a few years. I usually arrive in the afternoons where there are usually about 5-6 dancers and not too many customers. So the ratios are good. Tracy…

Came here at roughly 10pm after spending an hour at mermaids. Stayed till 2pm. Spent way too much but had good time. I think it was $30 for entry. I paid from $12-18 for drinks.…

So there’s a lot at this club. There’s the girls and management. I noticed from my time going there that management guys are scummy. They prefer their affiliates (club “photographers” djs promoters) over regular paying…

First time visiting a club in Austin and Divas was ‘all right, all right.’ Had a real Dazed N Confused skating rink in the 80’s vibe. When you enter and pay the cover the whole…

The Pony in Davenport is one of several clubs in the midwest with the same name and format. I guess they all have the same owners or are a franchise. None of the ones…

I stopped by on a slow Wednesday evening. This was my first time here, so I paid $20 cover and maybe an extra $10 to access the reserved seating area. After I got in, I…

Had the boys in town and they wanted a big vegas stripclub appearance so took them to sapphires. Most of ppl here have described this place already but its a huge place that is very…

Will speedrun through club layout so I can get to the meat and potatoes of this review. Club interior is your run-of-the-mill neon-haze strip club. There’s a small stage area in the middle where it’s usually…

Not a place I frequent, maybe 5 times since it changed from Hustlers. Checked it out on a recent Friday The Basics: There is a $20 cover. However, you park your own car, no valet. Large…

Location and lay out have been detailed in other reviews so I'm not going to waste my time describing the club. I arrived around 9pm on a Saturday night, $15 dollar cover scanned my ID…

I called an Uber to take me from my hotel to Chicas Bonitas. Partway there, the driver said he wasn’t comfortable going to that part of town because of recent shootings and robberies. I asked…

Cheerleaders has a $10 cover on Tuesday. It’s 2 lapdances for $25. So good value. Pay cover and go through metal detector. Walk in. Bathroom and lap dance room to right. Bar and dancers to…

I visited this place on a Wednesday afternoon, Orientation of the club is described on previous reviews but I will go over it as a refresher It is off of I-35, which is major artery in…

From here on out I’m going to submit my (infrequent) reviews under LaPearl. Most reviews are a mixture anyway. Arrived at around 6:30. No one outside. Someone at the bar called me over…

Walked in on a Wednesday just before 5pm. Thought there would be a decent size crowd but it was mostly dead. ZERO dancers on stage and ZERO people in the stage area to…

I had some time to burn. I haven't been here in over a year. Thought I would try again. I had a free pass, so no fee. I think it is $12. Show your drivers…

Day of the week: Friday Time of Night: 11:30pm Cover charge: Not sure, because someone else paid my way. Price of a Budweiser: $9 Floor Dance Price: Don't know, I couldn't get anybody to…

Venue stuff first. The vibe was quiet when I went in. Maybe two or three other patrons, although more trickled in. It was around 3pm. The sound system was broken or erratic. Multiple times there were…

Parking wise the club is located near a major road. With parking off the side the building and a lot across the street. More often than not at night you’ll end up parking in the…

On a whim, I stopped by crazy horse before heading down to BART. The place is just right off the station so it's very convenient transit wise. Came in about 9PM and paid a $25…

This has been one of my go to spots for a few years now until recently was always a great time. Last couple visits including this one is changing that. Start parking free and safe…

Happened to have some time just after noon before pick up at airport, so decided to use the time to check out the entertainment availability in area. Hit Bandaids first as it was first on the…

This is maybe the fourth time I've been here. Place is very relaxed and has a high ratio of girls to crowd. There is very low hustle here which is a nice feature you don't…

So i had time to kill and this place was easy off the highway so i thought i would hit it up. WHen i got there around 1 in the afternoon the parking lot…

This review is from April 14th. I was recommended this place by a person I know in Vegas. Always wanted to visit a club that was Latin dedicated. I came from Cleveland to Vegas for Wrestlemania…

Just thought I would put in another review on the TexMex. This was my last visit of the winter season as it time to head back north. The lay out of the place has not…

Located in a quiet residential area on a fairly steep hill. There is no parking lot but there’s usually plenty of street parking. Definitely a safe neighborhood so no need to worry about your…

I went on my lunch break from work and had the Buffett which was good food. The first girl that approached me was a petite spinner from Russia with blonde hair, don’t remember her name.…

Was in the area for work and decided to see what was around. Read the reviews of this place and was intrigued to see it for myself. Arrived on a Tuesday around 5pm, which was…

Seeing past reviews got me interested and found this to be my kind of place. Hole in the wall, nothing fancy, high mileage. When I arrived the frontage of the place on the main road…

Had to be in Columbus Ohio for a few days, at the beginning of the week. Searched TUSCL for the "best" clubs in town, only to find out that this town is not the best…

After a few months, I found myself back in the area so I decided to swing by Haven's to see if thinks had changed and more importantly to try to find out if private…

The club overall is not cosmetically that great but you can definitely have a good experience. The parking lot is pretty well lit with security. Parking was free, but I believe it was because it…

I visited this club a few months ago for the first time in years and was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the dancers. Unfortunately I received a phone call that meant I…

I was in Dallas for business and decided to visit a couple of clubs. I started Baby Dolls, but given the lack of privacy without spending a large amount of money, I decided to wander…

Located in industrial area behind Target parking seemed safe.walked in at 4pm no cover Bar layout is fairly nice. Large oval track with 2 stages and bar in middle . Most customers sit…

I was recently at showgirls but it was dead in my opinion. I don’t know why I keep going back but I just wanted something close. Then this girl told me they just opened up…

Visited Thursday night at around 9PM. You'll stop by the front desk where I paid $20 for a cover to just get in. After paying the cover, they'll give you a wristband which allows you…

Haven't been in a strip club in a while and on a lonely Friday night decided to head to Centerfolds instead of heading home. Got to the club about 8 or 9pm, a bit early…

Only takes one dancer to turn your whole night around. Walked in on a Thursday night and the place was dead quiet — I was literally the only customer there for almost two hours. Sometimes…

This is a review from a few weeks back. Standard stuff: big stage in the middle with a u-shaped bar around it. Make sure to check their instagram for free or discounted entry. That’s an…

So I came here with a buddy of mines, probably a few weeks ago, right? Now when you first enter, they charge you a cover fee, and once you walk in, there is a main…

Overall bad experience on a Sunday evening. I liked the layout of the club with big main hall with stage, large enough area with couches for lap dances and VIP area further inside. There was a bachelor/bachelorette…

No alcohol, free soda with $20 cover. Couple of stages but only one with dancers. Five attractive dancers early 20s, four white girls and one black, all slender. Nice quality and variety of dancers but…

Lucky and sad day. I was told it was their (the club) last day! Yeah, looked like it was packing up. Offered me liquor, glasses, case of beer. So how do I review a place that's…

Nice set up and lots of accommodating staff. Valet parking and a gravel lot next to the building so parking is not an issue. Cops post up outside in the parking lot so don’t drink…

I got here on Sunday at about 11:40pm. I was surprise to see a lot of vehicles in the parking lot for a Sunday night. Cover after 10pm was twenty dollars. They pat you…

Walked into Lidos around 8pm after reading reviews online that it was a pretty relaxed environment. I paid an $8 cover charge and sat down at the bar. Got a glass of whiskey for $10…

Popped in on a Monday afternoon with time to kill - Not sure what to expect. First, the layout is nice for a casual day club joint on the main floor. Large bar area, plenty of…

DD Late afternoon (5-6 pm arrival time) on W and Th (4/15-16). It’s been 2 yrs since last visit here and some upgrades inside but a little slow with the dayshift dancers $2 self parking and no…

Went on a Thursday night with some buddies, we know one of the dancers (Jen). Jen is a model-esque blonde who is likely one of their top sellers based on her body and willingness to…

I like this place a lot. Its in the middle of an area with a Home Depot and a Target and other stores like it. so it feels comfortable going here. Parking here is…

Showed up around 10:30 and it was DEAD. I think only 4 girls working with twice or thrice the amount of guys. With basically no one there some decent looking petite but not too tiny…

I never had been to this club. So I had to try since I heard so much good stuff from acouple of the girls from baby doll. Parking is not that bad, there are security…

For Wichita this is as good as it gets. I've been going more often recently than I have in the past. This is more of an overview than that specific night. The club itself is…

Sharks, April 21, 2026 €65 to get in, about €31 for bier €150to each lady €546 or $643.35 USD for 3 rounds of sex, and 6 hours of fun. I arrived at 12:30. I got showered,…

I made a recent Saturday night visit to Bourbon Street. I arrived about 10pm, the parking lot was about half full. Cover charge was up to $15, it used to be $12 at this…

Was in Cocoa Beach with friends and decided to try a club. Found this club on Google. Got there midafternoon about 3:30 pm on a Friday. There was a back parking lot that…

Went on Thursday evening, around 10 or a little after. Cooler at the door, go into a lobby area and pay the $10 cover and get some change. You go around a corner and past…

Another afternoon visit to CCs. For me, no ID/no cover as I flash my VIP card, friendly greeting by the girl behind the desk. Walk through the double doors. Always easy to fond a table,…

Nina 123456789 Nala 1234567 Mona 12 Valerie12345678 Sophia Cassie 12 Nani12 Salem Roxanne 12345678910 Dion 12345 Orion 123 Layla 1234 Trixie Marie 12 Maxine 1234 Skye 12345678910 Portland is the strip club capital of the US. This club is known for its aerialistic dancers, showstopping performances and good drink deals. $40…

I was feeling down and struck out trying to find a good massage so I decided to give the cricket a try. Parking was around back and the lot was fenced in, no valet, plenty…

Why is this place always 3 steps forward and 10 steps back? It’s frustrating to go to a place that seems to be picking up steam and then before you know it, new management decides…