Reviews

So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my way back to…

I visited Fantasies on a couple of Friday afternoons. No cover and they didn’t check my ID. Perhaps the scanner is only used at busy times. Club setup is a large stage with a wraparound bar…

There from 3:10 to 3:50. 4 customers. Sorta cute waitress. Dancer onstage was 30ish brunette with average bod and B cup tits. Wearing miniscule thing and bustierre.…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Arrived at about 3.00 on a Thursday afternoon with four mates. Ended up staying until about 8.15. It was my longest stay in Axe (in…

okay, I wanted to just say that my title does not indicate that the dancer had anything to do with the bathrooms, I just wanted to throw the bathroom review out there, I've been to…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience. It's a pretty…

I haven't been to this club for a while. It has gone through a lot of name and ownership changes but the layout hasn't changed much. The parking lot is small but there is overflow…

As mentioned in my Scores review, I had planned on making the trifecta visit on Friday night. Since I'm from out of town, it was cool to see the girls live that I had…

The look of the club has not changed in ten years. There were 3 dancers working. Very few guys but it was kinda hard to sit and talk to a girl because there…

It has been years since I've been to the lady, so I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon to reacquaint myself. It's still super dark with jukebox music, reasonable drink prices ($4.50/beer), and plenty of…

I didn’t expect much in Traverse City, especially since there wasn’t any nearby competition, but this place exceeded all my expectations. I can’t remember the name of the dancer who gave me a lap dance,…

Starting my Florida SC weekend...Tampa Friday night, (will go to Miami Sat, and to Pompano on Sun). Started off night at 2001 but my favorite wasn't there. And since they don't serve alcohol…

Been to Erotic Cafe many times over the years. Swore off this place after the last few visits, but was in the area on Friday afternoon and curiosity got to this cat. Believe…

Went to Bandaid's because I've heard that it can be a bit of a crapshoot and I felt like taking a chance. Walking in, it seemed like your typical neighborhood dive. I didn't…

The lay of the land has been discussed a million times... so we can skip that ... word to the wise always hit the atm before u get in there... the $6 atm fee is highway…

No cover charge. They verify your ID is not counterfeit. I've been here before, but never tried the food. I ordered steak and fries - $10. It was about what you'd…

As you most probably know this is a swingers spot and not a strip club so it's not quite the experience most are looking for. However, there seems to be fun to be had here.…

Was near downtown today so I decided to stop by T&A. Probably been about 6 months since I last stopped in. Parked right on the side of the building when you pull in…

So, I've been meaning to try this club out since ages. Finally got a chance this week and my experience was meh. Went in around 11 pm and the parking lot was fairly full, no…

So its been awhile since I visited the club. I expected a packed club with lots of gorgeous ladies as I remembered it and some Spanish speaking ladies. What I saw was a surprisingly quiet…

Walked in on a weeknight around 9pm, it was pretty dead. 4-5 girls, only 1 guy in the crowd during a stage show. Keep in mind, you will get hounded due to the lack of…

Have not been to a club in more than a month, what the heck is going on? Have I peaked and I am the downward slide to being excited about jello with fruit in…

I arrived about 3:30 on a Friday afternoon. Only valet parking, but it was free... according to the attendant, because it was before 4pm. No one checking the front door or asking for…

I stopped by about 6:30pm while driving from PoleKatz Chicago to Industrial Strip. The parking lot was empty. I checked TUSCL and it said BN opens at 5pm. I drove by the…

Visited around 10:00 on a Wednesday night. Seemed like there were a lot of women working with a wide variety of type and quality. I felt like a could have settled in for…

I've been a regular at the Men's Club and Capital Cabaret. I honestly like both. Lunchtime has been a favorite escape for me, due to the fact that this down a fairly secluded dead end…

Since we have 2000+ reviews on the playhouse don’t want to go into the details of look out. But overall it looks relaxed and the dancers come up close and sell their goods before they…

Ok I’m sorry I usually hate leaving bad reviews but wow. This place is wack! There was only 2 girls. One that was outside in the smoking area smoking with guys and the other who…

I was sitting at home bored when I felt the itch to go to a strip club. I was originally planning on going to Club Risque in Bristol since its one of my usual spots…

I arrived about 11 pm Tuesday. No cover to get in and saw maybe 10 women working, lots of brunettes so I was thinking this might be good / great. Sat down and wait for…

I stopped by on a Friday evening because this place has the best looking girls within a large distance. That's the bottom line and as you can see from the many other reviews, it's 100%…

I went in on a thursday due to the specials on vip dances. I took a girl named Persia to the back for a vip. She is a 9/10 in looks in my…

Went in on a sunday there were lots of girls. I should have done my research beforehand. I saw an absolutely stunning asian brunette with a killer body. Her name was Suki.…

went there for the first time with a friend thursday afternoon...figured it would be a good time to check it out without the friday night yahoo's....was impressed with the size & layout of the club...but…

Interior is set up similar to other clubs in the area. Multiple stages but no seats at the stage just small tables scattered about. They seemed to have a lot of girls working maybe 20…

Been about a month since my last visit. Stopped in around 530 got a beer and proceeded to enjoy some relaxing. This is what I enjoy about this club, you can come in after a…

after a day hanging out in Vegas for a bachelor party we decided to hip up spearmint. we went to treasures already twice and wanted to try something new. we took the complements shuttle there…

Had already been to Alibi, Christie's and Diamond Joe's (only a short visit a Joe's, not a bad time. need to check it again sometime). Walked in around midnight. Had a pass so no cover.…

Made an earlier stop at Alibi. Then to the casino. Won $185 playing blackjack. Then to Christie's, Diamond Joe's and Hustler. Will only review Christies and Hustler. Had a pass for Christie's so no cover.…

Stopped in earlier this week in the afternoon. 6 or so girls working - combo of white, Latina, AA. 10 customers maybe. As always, no cover charge. Got a $4 domestic bottle of beer. The…

Stopped in to Deja Vu while passing through the area for the first time. The outside of the building looked undescript but nice. Parking was in the back. I hurried to get…

Stopped in Thursday afternoon for a break from running errands. As usual, no cover during the day, not even an ID check, just a quick bond and I was invited in. As my eyes…

Went there yesterday around 2pm for the first time. The place was essentially empty, there were more girls there then men. Talked with a Michelle and a missy. They told…

Ive been here a few times, but decided to stop by on a friday afternoon (3/15) to see what was up. There were a few women dancing that time, most were a 3-6,…

https://www.nj.com/passaic-county/2019/03/nj-strip-club-shut-down-after-undercover-investigation-leads-to-prostitution-arrests.html Police officers raided and shutdown a strip club in Paterson last week after an undercover investigation led to prostitution charges against the manager and seven dancers, authorities said. The city’s vice unit also issued a slew…

This is one of my favorite clubs because your money goes a long way ($10 per song) compared to any other strip club I've been to. My brother was in town and wanted to…

Have gone frequently though the years and have always compared Cheaters with the other two close clubs Lidos and Inner Room. From recent clubbing with my buddies, we all agree this club seems to be…

Apologize up front as I am horrible with names but I did have good time at sugar 44. Started off rocky as the First Lady who sat at my table was desperate for a…

After mediocre trips to Chez Joey and Norma Jean’s, I stopped on The Jewel Box; which is really hit and miss. ON this night there were two cute black girls, and 6-7 dancers I…

I have been here once before and it was a similar vibe... Very attractive women, lots of stages, good service. I remember from two years ago that many dancers wore jewel buttplugs, I didn't see…

In Austin with some friends and we had time to kill. This place was a little scary on the outside and we were hesitant but our love for hot women over cane our fear. We…

Went during Happy Hour, 4-8 evenings, seven dollar entry fee. Beers were five dollars, jack & coke was $4.75 so not too expensive. Club has been open at this location a long time. Lots of…

The last few times I visited this club was during the night shift and those shifts tend to be okay with at least a few dancers hotter than a 7 or 8, but I had…

Was in Boston for the first time and went by Centerfolds around 1:00 am on a Friday night. One of the smaller clubs I have been to but it was clean and had a…

I usually prefer to frequent clubs on my own, but came here with a couple friends as a change of pace. Not really the best part of town, but seems safe enough. Drink hustle was…

As the title states this was my first trip to DV8 This place can be hard to find. Drove by it twice trying to figure out where the entrance was. The outside of the…

After having a good night gambling at a strip casino (2 of my buddies hit some repeating bet playing craps; not sure what exactly that is but it paid well) we all decided to make…

I don't understand what is going on here. They opened at 7 pm. I got there about 08:05, and the cover was jacked up from $5 (as the sign said) to $12, because…

Finally found a parking spot. Parking is Street parking and it’s hard to find a close one. I got there around 9:30 and there were 4 bartenders and a massage girl who by the way…

For anyone who has been curious about going to this roughshod bar on the outskirts of downtown Minneapolis, you should finally bite the bullet and go in before the year is out. In case…

I was in Dallas for the weekend, so I decided to check out the local scene. After consulting tuscl, this seemed to be the place to go in Dallas. I arrived probably around…

I visited Cricket once when I was passing through the motown, and wrote a review here. It wasn't a pleasant trip in short. But this time it was totally different, more dancers with the body…

I offer a composite of two visits I've made to this club over the past three months. The first was on a Friday night, and it was understandably much busier. The second was…

Got stuck once again in that late afternoon 60W traffic so I said, what the hell, let's see what's good at Dirty's! I walked in to the somewhat dark room and headed for the bar…

Usually do not stay out after dark on St. Patrick’s Day but thought I would stop in to see what was happening. That and the UCF was on some of the screens. Place…

This place really had some gorgeous dancers for day shift. The cover was $7 and I paid an additional $12 for a VIP wrist band. Walked in and there was about 6 or…

Had a day off on A recent Sunday so found myself here around 3:30-4pm. Parking lot looked like semi full (front was full, a few cars around back) so I was surprised when I…

So after two different Tuesday nights of clubbing I made my way to Lipstixx to finish off to the evening. Both times I arrived around 1:00 am, paid my $16 cover to the guy up…

I stopped by 2001 at around 11pm on a Tuesday night, paid my $20 at the door, my few bucks for a water, and sat down by the stage. The place was relatively busy with…

Rolled in around 3pm on a Friday, decently crowded as usual. Hard to say exactly how many girls were working but by my estimate it had to be 10-15. Most of the girls working were…

Cowboys never really changes, same short song lengths, same canned beer, and same atmosphere - but it also has one of the better vibes in that I have never experienced pressure to buy dances, only…

I had visited Scarlett's once before on day shift and had a decent time so thought that a late night visit was in order. I paid my ten dollar cover and entered to a very…

It’s been a little while since my visit to this club (nighttime), and it’s mainly because there are so many other better options out there (especially, clubbing in Tijuana area). Nonetheless, this club has been…

I usually get to Arizona a couple of times a year and have my choice of staying in Phoenix or Tucson. For strip club action, I find Tucson much better than Phoenix, particularly since the…

The crowd was a mixed bag. Some really pretty women, as well as some not so good ones. I chatted a while with this brunette, dont quite remember her name. We got on pretty well and…

Due to a huge project at work I've been working late enough to pop in well after my usual time. This particular Sunday showed up just afternoon. I believe the cover was $10. Still no…

My business dinner in the city ended at a reasonable hour, and I was nursing a nice buzz, so I decided to stop into Archibald's for a drink before heading home to the suburbs. It…

The Cactus League season is in full swing, and I have been visiting Bourbon in hopes of seeing new talent. Theres more customers, but its always the same lineup. The problem about being a regular…

ENTER TTHE CHAINDOG! I was visiting a guy I was partnered with in the mid 2000, He and his lovely wife live in the area. On the back home I decided to try…

Living in an oil town you get use to extremes whether it comes to pricing or work. Ricks isn't no different from the effects of that either. The club is nicer than Jaguars which is…

Visited last week and had a fantastic time with Tatiana. She recognized me from a previous visit and remembered that I did not go back for a dance with her then. I told her that…

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door, a security guy…

I was driving through NC and decided to make a stop. I had read previous reviews, which were so divergent that I really didn’t know what I’d find. But, bottom line, I had a very…

This review is for the weekend of 3/1. I was in Tampa for a conference and visited Oz both Friday and Saturday night. I did both the $35/song private rooms and the half hour in…

I have been to Myrtle Beach a lot but never had the chance to stop at this club because they opened at 6 pm. I'm an early afternoon guy when I travel. But…

Wow! Visited from 9-11 on Thurs night. Costs $5 to park - whether you use valet or not!! By 9 there are plenty of hotties and the super comfortable lap area is…

I thought i was a joke but its over and i think everyone got arrested. The performers are polite. Straight forward. I've seen nothing but latinas. Late 20 early 30 early 40. Its 20…

Saturday is a good day to go. Solid day lineup, minus Leah, the sisters. Erica, rosa, ruby, cayanne, crystal, tatianna, devon, andrea samantha are usually there. Heard the Saturday cd monitor doesnt…

Visited the club again last Sunday for the first time in a while. Only strip club in Arlington, VA - you'd either have to go into D.C./Maryland or drive down to Springfield area of Fairfax…

Underwhelming visit to what is often an overwhelming and famous location. At this point this spot might be considered world famous, but it can be quite hit or miss. Afternoons are often the busy hour,…

I hadn’t been to this location in years and the reason is that it’s a bit overpriced. There was a nice variety of girls of several shapes and sizes including a very sexy short haired…

So the club has been described many times. No changes there. Tonight, they were using the bigger room. When I got in, I waited at least 10 minutes for a waitress to…

Parking $2 on side of building $5 in front before 7 $5 after 7 for any space. Cover $5 before 7 $10 after 7 Military-Free 2 Minimum drinks from $6 per drink Minimum Fee to get in club and stay. $18-$27 However,…

Came back to follies after my first time about 3 months ago. This time I didn't partake in the VIP but still had fun. Had to valet this time but only $10 to make sure…

This is probably going to be the most difficult review I've written for TUSCL. During my visit, there were serious shortcomings, but also a few bright spots. Suffice it to say, my initial feelings of…

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…

Went to Omar's Saturday night around 10. There are 2 entrances. One in the front from the street. One in the back from the parking lot but you have to climb some stairs to get…

Look it up if u don’t already know. Or ask Robert Kraft haha Finally meet Katya (sp?) cute, great accent, friendly, hot body, but... the long hair just isn’t for me. But whatever I still had…

Haven’t been in a while. Got there just before 6. Cover was only $3. Ratio of dancers to customers seemed about 1:1. I was a little disappointed in overall quality/looks of dancers.…

This was a Tuesday evening, about 11ish. I had not been here for a couple of years and aware of some of the changes but figured it was my best option leaving downtown…