Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

Boring, but there is potential

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Django99
Jul 6, 2025, 7:43 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

OK First time at Mr.Happy's. I live about 20mins away and decided to give this place a shot on a Tues evening, after one of my Bridgeport regulars told me she works here as well. Now I was excited about the potential of more girls like her, and the possibility of a place like that closer to me was really promissing. However, my Tues evening visit was a real dud. Probably wont be returning unless I find myself in the area.

Layout: You walk in, and there was a $10ish cover, ID scan, and I headed to the bar. The stage to the left, and the bar is right across giving it a good view. This night, there were 4 AA girls working, and none of them more than a 6 in my book. Now the bartender, as others have noted was the badddest chic this night. Nice cute latina with a fat ass. I was told she had started to do dances as well, but once again this night she wasn't... another bummer.

I was approached by all 4 girls, but I couldnt pull the trigger. 2 of them had bodies I could work with, but gosh.. I couldnt get past their faces this night lol

While this night was an absolute dud, there were 2 fat ass latinas who showed up in civilian clothes and sat at the bar. I was about to head about, and was 4 drinks in, and not a lot of patrons at the club so I thought wth... I complimented the girls, and they were more than excited to talk to me... man I surprise myself in these situations. Anyway, they were there to see how the club was so they could start working there. We talked a little bit. But after a bit they went inside, and I had to get going, so I left.

Bottomline, probably wont be back unless bored and in the area.

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