Reviews

This club has is one of the larger ones I go too. There is a semi private dance area upstairs. This place is open until 6am. I got there at 4am. Be careful about…

Thought I would hit one last club on my travels. One place I was trying wasn't a strip club so I found City Limits to be the next thing. What a dump... As I pulled…

Hit Christie's after a visit to another place and almost left. It was around 5 on a Friday but no action in the club at all. At least there was no cover. Sat at the…

Was traveling south and needed a break & better surroundings so I thought I would give Diamond a shot. Got there to early as there was only 1 person at the bar. A hot bar…

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL ratio. A new…

This is my favorite place you cant go wrong with this place.Purple Orchid is in a small parking area by airport pretty decent size so I go in there were about 8 woman working or…

In the desert of lousy clubs, sirens is the brackish water you’d drink because it is the best available. 10 cover, 7 drinks, 2 for 40 uptimes. 20 girls from 5 to 8. There…

Monday $10 dance day, but I have never had a $10 dance here and I have never been pitched a $10 dance by a dancer. I arrive about 4pm with about 1-1.5 hours available. That’s…

Decided to check out Diosa again, as I needed to distress after a long night of work. I went around 11 am or so to see the what they had in store at that time,…

I paid the 3 dollars for the valet. The cover charge was 12 dollars. Beers were 6. Dances were 10 but they were air dances. This club is strictly for looking. They're gorgeous women with…

Went by in the evening and noticed that girls started to leave around 11pm. Maybe it was a weeknight, but the place was supposed to close at 2am. Most girls were friendly and would stop…

Was visiting Tijuana for the weekend, and decided to stop in and try something new other than HK. This place is pretty chill compared to HK, but maybe a little too chill. I stepped in…

If you are stuck in Chicago on a Tuesday night, Polekatz is probably the place to go. The have $10 topless and $20 nudes specials. Parked about 9:30 on 100th place streetet to avoid the…

Decided to make a return to the infamous Paradise. As mentioned before, this place is located in a dumpy strip mall on what I consider one of the best stretches of UHM in America. The…

Stopped in on the way home from work after spending a few hours at Bogarts. Feeling the afterglow of a great night at Bogarts, I stopped simply because I was in the area and I…

Decided to check this place out and watch the ufc. $10 cover which is what most places charge to watch a PPV. They have a separate patio with more TVs that seems like the intended…

I went for a visit during the afternoon shift. There was a petite latina with perky Cs and long dark hair that was dancing on stage. She was incredibly attractive and had this innocence to…

Got to the club about 7:45. Tons of girls working the floor with 1 girl coming down the spiral stair case to stage one and then moving to stage 2. Both stages are behind the…

I was passing through town so I had some free time to check out Sacramento's finest and so I picked Gold Club because of the high marks that this club had. It is a little…

This is an interesting spot as it was shut down for a while due to legal issues with the owner not being able to own a strip club and then it re-opened and seemed to…

I've been here in the past (with very mixed results), but not for several months. Club is located in a VERY industrial area in a sketchy part of South L.A. Tons of homeless in…

Didn't spend too long here. Wife and I wanted to have some fun and we never been to this club so we decided to give it a shot. Rolled up into a somewhat ghetto parking…

Got the charity bug again, so I decided to contribute to some college funds. Got in around 7 and paid a 7 dollar cover. It was pretty quiet that Friday when I walked in…

I want here for the first time in a while This is the first time I have been there since the influx of the Brazilians. Some of the favorites from across the river are there,…

So I went to PH last Saturday early evening. Parking lot was half full. Inside of bar was almost full. One girl on stage and 2 or 3 girls walking around. Bartender was a cute…

In my dream with Mini..., Went to the hole to check in on talent available. I was OK with just a beer or two then go on my way. Mini appeared on…

Came in on a Sunday night with my SO around 5 not long after the club opened. Cover charge was five dollars. As it was early probably only half a dozen other patrons in the…

I was in Springfield for work and my hotel happened to be down the street so I figured why not check out the club after dinner. I arrived at about 8pm on Thursday (first time…

Went to Play Boy, a third-tier bar that I knew would be slow, because it is always slow. I had done a lap around the other clubs and they were too loud or too crowded…

It's nice that Seductions is back, but it can be deserted during the day. Maybe 4 girls working that day, and definitely not the best looking. Mileage is often better than at the DWNR…

Hey guys, so I was in the area on business and I had heard a lot of good things about this club so I decided to drive by and check it out on a weds…

Gallaghers is go-to in the city, with nice mileage and decent value for money. its located in Queens pretty to the Queensboro bridge from Manhattan. The club is pretty big with an area with seats and…

Stopped by on a Monday afternoon. Parking lot was nearly empty. On Fridays its packed... I always park close to front if can and away from the fence. I once had my car broken…

I stop here about once a year. Small, smokey club with 1 large, but low stage. Large bar and, I guess, sufficient seating. Beer-wise, all they have is a small selection of…

How did I miss this club all these years? I have been to this club several years back I think in 2012. I did not like it that time. Wanted to give it a try…

Went to Cheerleaders on a Monday night. Parked my car on Penn avenue and walked for 2-3 minutes. Paid the $7 cover and entered the club after the regular pat down. The club was not…

Parking was easy as the club was not busy. There was no cover. It was a mix of latinas and AAs, while no real stunners some had nice shapely bodies. 25$ for a dance i…

Been a while since I have been to kittens and decided to take a trip Past Sunday. Reached there around 9:30pm and was able to find parking all the way in the back. Regular $10 cover…

I was staying in South Beach on business. Was at a hotel on Collins and decided to go have a little fun. Normally when im in Miami, i will go to Tootsies but today…

So I arrived to She She's around 1ish maybe and it's not too far from Visions in East NOLA. I took another Lyfe over to this establishment. She She's is in this…

Stopped by on a Friday evening. The club is fairly large. Greeted by a waitress and was very friendly. There were about 6-7 girls during the time I was there. Main stage is elevated with…

Based off of some of the reviews I saw in the past, I thought I might give this club a try. But as I walked around the city to find it, I found that it…

Dancin' Bare raised an eyebrow or two when I suggested it as the nearest strip club to our hotel. It seems the name may evoke different ideas to those now familiar with the homophonic "Dancing…

I haven’t been to the orchid in years, but decided to stop in after leaving oasis. Super glad I did. Ok so no cover and 5 beer I think. The women dancing at the…

I have had good luck here in the past, but have not visited between 4 and 5 pm before. I stopped in and paid the $5 cover, only 5 dancers working, all of them…

I showed up around 8pm, cover was only $3. Waitresses are really good about grabbing you a new drink when you're running low, you pretty much never have to wait on one. I have been…

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

Went with a large group due to a work event. Club caters to this known event so staff was probably not a typical Tuesday I would expect. Good mix of girls, with a…

The clubs in Phoenix are relatively low mileage. This club is one of the nicer ones - there are several stages, and dancers rotate stages after each set. Club is well air-conditioned, a must in…

Area is industrial and seems safe. If comming up 65 north, you will have to make a U turn after you pass the club and bridge. Arrived around 10pm. Stage to the left.…

For many years my two favorite clubs in Chicagoland have been Jimmy's and Club 390, both in Chicago Heights, but after a couple of bad OTC experiences with Jimmy's girls in combination with its ongoing…

So, I went to Cheetah’s with a buddy and my cousin who is familiar with the SC scene in SoFla. This place was in complete contrast to The Booby Trap, which was visited earlier in…

Treated myself to an occasional visit to the Coliseum this past weekend and it was not disappointing. The last time I was there I had a less than ideal experience with a dancer who had…

Went in on a Saturday night which is pretty rare for me. Place we fairly busy. The roster for that night: Nikki, Camille, Chloe, Eliza, Lola, Scarlett, Mila, and Satine. They were doing two stages with a…

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery. I prefer naturals,…

There really are not a lot of options in Virginia so you have to take that into account when rating and considering this club. I've been here with my spouse, male friends, and with…

The physical environment has been described many times on the list. I have reviewed this place a few times over the years and it has had its ups and downs, IMHO. Lately it has been…

It’s been awhile since I’ve gone around Akron looking for some fun. Jens has been dead for the past few weeks so figured I’d try this place. After reading the reviews I should of known…

I've stopped by this place last Thursday night. Unlike the previous few visits, this time I had a lot of "extra fun". As soon as you enter the security guy checks your ID. This place…

I paid a couple of return visits to the Sanctuary, since both were similar I'll combine the two. Well-lit parking lot (near road), well-kept exterior, daily hours 4pm-2am, $10 cover. Nude, BYOB, soft drinks and…

I live in the area and always wanted to check this place out and finally did. Uncle Joes is out in the middle of no where and is an old run down building that has…

The CFC has a long time regular stop for me when I visit Columbus, and it generally lived up to my expectations. Arrived around 11 PM, paid a $5 cover charge and entered. The club…

Going home from a day of golf decided to miss traffic and hit the den! Parking lot no too full, and early enough no cover ! Coming in from the light of day had to…

This club is difficult to find because it’s kind of hidden on backside of the road but this is a decent place for someone to visit in the afternoon. They charge me eight dollars as…

Oh Ebony Inn .. So ... this is a spot i used to frequent often . Due to many things i decided to lay back feom coming here too often so this is only…

This was my first time inside Bazookas. The club is a long walk over from my office, and I hoofed it in the July heat just for a chance to get some attention. I walked…

Decided to come back to the moon to see if things changed. Well, not much unfortunately but wasn't as bad as I thought. Paid 12 dollar entry fee around 10 pm. Not many patrons…

The bottom line with Clancy's is that you need to like women from Latin America, specifically Brazil in this case because that's all that's here. If that's Ok, awesome, if not then don't waste…

First time here on a Sat around 4-5pm. Mainly wanted to check it out from a value perspective. The neighborhood is definitely sketchy at best but Stuyvesant Ave seems to be a fairly high traffic…

So i decided to give heavenly bodies another shot. It was a Friday and i had a code for a free entry so i thought why not. I've been here a few times. The place…

Been a while since I visited the Men's Club, so I dropped in around 11:20am on a Monday morning. It's still probably the most attractive SA club inside and it seems huge thanks to the…

I was able to get out of work on a Tuesday and took advantage to drive up and see oasis based on what I am reading lately. I would normally visit Playhouse but reviews have…

After visiting Raiders on Thursday, decided to give ol Venom a shot on Saturday afternoon. Got there around 1:30pm and parking lot of was fairly empty. Got inside, doorman wanded me down, no cover charge,…

The listing for this club is way out of date. Formerly called Babes, it went through a couple of bad name changes, including the Emergency Room (imagine how many complaints THAT generated) and then The…

Went on a Sunday night, certainly one of the slowest times to go and should be considered in regards to my review as there would likely be more activity on peak evenings. Arrived 9:45PM. Easy parking…

The inside is nicer than a lot of dive type clubs. I did not see any of the bar stools with tears or damage. The place doesn’t stink like stale vomit and urine so that…

Saint James aka "the church" is my go to club of choice in Houston, despite being a decent drive for me. Hopefully that tells you a little bit of my overall experiences and satisfaction with…

Stopped in after another poor experience at blue Moon. Same woman bartending but Gino wasn’t there like normal, they said she had left early that day. Order a beer and a older woman probably oldest…

So, I haven't' been to the 504 in a long time. So, one would think a place where women pull out there tits for beads would have some bomb ass strip clubs. But…

Let start off that i been here couple years ago not much has changed except the girls still have a few vets there the night i goes there usually 3 to 4 girls.they all are…

Ok usually this place is dead. Handful of girls and nothing to write home about. We arrived this night, having won a few hundred each on pull tabs from the nearby bar, so honey money…

Did not intend to go here, but traffic was so bad, I made a quick stop. Paid $5 for cover, regular price is $10 (they have a coupon on their website - don't judge). Walked…

I decided to make a stop here around dinner time when I was in town with no expectations of a normal club experience but just hoping to have a beer or two see some pretty…

Hiliter never disappoints, I’ve been going here for a long time and there’s a reason I keep going back. Went in around 6pm on Wed and there were ~25 girls working, got approached for…

Stopped in at about 4ish. There were about 5 girls working. All looked pretty good. Nice fit bodies unlike the other places around Akron. Got a dance from an AA with a nice tight body…

Walked in about 9pm on a Thursday night with low expectation that ended up not even being met. The place is small, with maybe 10 small tables with chairs around them. I sat…

Went there after work with coworkers to have some fun. Had a great time. Waitress kept the drinks coming and there were plenty of girls to look at. I would recommend this place to anyone…

Stopped in on a Friday night just before 10 p.m. Given how hard it is to find fully nudity in Utah, I was expecting it to be busier than it was. I was one of…

I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I visited…

I was in Denver for s conference and decided to stop in at Shotgun Willies for a drink. I didn’t expect much to be going on since it was a Sunday night so was surprised…

Oasis is right by the Philadelphia airport. Easy parking. I arrived 7:30 Sunday evening and the place looked almost deserted. The bartender got me my drink and the sole dancer on the floor approached me.…

Went to Hi Liter tonight after a few weeks absence. Things were bad last time I was there but I know some of the few dancers who are left that have been there for…

Went to EI after a disappointing visit to the Mile High in nearbyh Clinton. Arrived about 4:15 pm. There were six dancers in the room, Mst seemed to just be getting…

I arrived here at 6:30. It was $9.50 to get in. Beers were $5.50. There is a huge lobby with a lingerie store to the right. When you walk in to the club there is…

Was in SF for a work trip and had free time after dinner nearby so stopped in. This is pretty nice looking club clean and up to date. I paid $20 at the…

When I got here, I had on some running pants, and the guy at the door made me go back and change because you have to wear jeans or khakis or dress pants at this…

Not a Metallica song. The sad fate of the Playhouse. Oh my gosh, this place fills me with the sads. For years it was one of my go too places. I would look…

I've been rather negative about this club in the recent past, but lately it seems to be picking up. They've been hiring more girls, and pretty ones too. The DJs still leave a lot to…

OK, so I had heard about all the problems with PH after the lawsuit problem, and I hadn't been back since. It wasn't really the bad PR, but a visit didn't work in with…

Haven’t been to go go rama for a couple of months. Hasn’t change much girls are usually amazing.coverage charge isn’t bad I think it was $15 you also need to get a water or…