Reviews

I had more time on this particular afternoon, so instead of dropping into Cheetahs I plunged across the border. Parking and logistics have been described in detail so I will only add this. The new border…

I hadn’t been to diamonds in quite a while. I work really close to another (see my review of new locomotion) so this gets forgotten. Went with the boys after a nice dinner. It…

Dropped by on a late Sunday night, probably around midnight. Have never been at that time/day so wanted to see what it was like. Pretty happening, which was a surprise. Quite a few girls on…

Went on the 2-1 lap dance night, every Thursday. 2 dances for $30; not sure if regular price was $20 or $30, not posted anywhere. First set she charged me $31 ??? Wondering what the…

I went to FLL for several days around the 4th and took advantage of the time there to try out the legendary DD's. It does not disappoint and is the real deal, my only regret…

So I recently just reviewed this club - it was a real positive trip so I decided to make a return trip. My previous review was a Saturday night after midnight - this was…

Stopped by on Monday afternoon. I had low expectations since it was a Monday around 2pm. To my surprise the talent was okay (for Bogarts). One girl caught my attention immediately. If memory serves…

In town for some work. Reached out to my FAV here and find out she's hopped to yet another club. I'm really getting my tours of SA clubs. Her previous…

Free cover through their website. Excellent facility. The music wasn't that great and the girls were pretty average but I managed to have a great time with a dancer named Lala. I was driving alone so…

Was in Costa Rica for holiday and visited Key Largo one evening. It is located in downtown San Jose in a safe neighborhood with the Del Mar Hotel across the street. For starters this is…

Sadly this place, like many of the clubs in toronto, is boarded up and slated for condo construction. Find another place boys and girls. Used to be one of my favourites. Had a…

This review will cover 2 visits. The first being on a Saturday evening around 9pm. Charged $5 at the door to get in. Place was half full. Maybe 15-20 women working of various shapes, sizes…

I'm not complaining or saying that this place is bad. But I had a hard time enjoying myself with the packed house. It was difficult to find a seat anywhere that wasn't in close proximity…

I went into the Western Bar when I had to time to kill one afternoon, it was free entry and had a sign outside so advertising £5 lapdances so I thought "why not?". Inside it…

In California for a couple days of business. Finished up early this afternoon and decided to stop in here. The club is located in a strip shopping center along a four-lane street, which was not at…

I've been to Lusty's many times over the years. The place is a dark dirty dump in a not so great neighborhood. The back bar is beautiful but that is the highlight. The girls are…

This was my 2nd time to Lido's. I've already described the inside of the club in my first review. It was Friday night just before 7pm, so I didn't have to pay the…

The entrance is through a steel door at the back. The cover on Google Maps says $5, but it is $15 at night (after 10pm from memory). This place was packed and has a lot of women.…

In town for work, I stopped by the only game in town around 11:30 on a Monday night. After partying the $10 cover at the door, I proceeded to the bar where they have some…

Others have talked about club size and pricing, so I won’t repeat that. Arrived about 4:00, and there must have been 20 spaces open in the parking lot, which is rare. Oddly, the parking lot…

I was in tampa for couple of days. My hotel was near by, so I got a chance to go to the world famous Mons Venus. Went there around 10:30pm, parking was scarce but was…

This visit was beginning of June with my friend-only his 3rd visit ever here over about a 2 year time frame. He works crazy and varying hours, so it's difficult to arrange schedules.…

Hey guys, Was in Nashville for a bachelor party so the guys wanted to check this place out. Before going inside you will get patted down by security. After that you enter the building, pay the…

I go to Pandora's once every few months or so, but typically only during dayshift. It had been a while since I'd been in the evening, so I decided to check it out on a…

I think the basics of Mickey's have been covered, but basically it is like a dive bar located in the middle of a random neighborhood. It's closer to 295 which is a plus. Inside there is…

I had some spare time on Monday and decided to visit Eubank. I have a VIP pass and when I showed it to front girl, she rolled her eyes and let me in.…

I had previously wrote this place off after a few less than stellar visits. However I was passing by and had some extra cash in my pocket and the urge to look at some boobies…

So I have grown tired of the usual spots and had an urge for something/someone different. Tried another spot that I like during the day, but turns out night shift isn't for me. But that's…

The Playhouse is the least known of the three clubs in Hallandale area including Scarlett's, Cheetah and the Playhouse. This is my second or third visit but not in a couple of years. In…

We were back in Seattle for business and had to stop in to Pandora’s for some monkey business after some happy hour beverages. Paid our $10 and ordered our $5 sodas from the waitress/door girl.…

This was my first visit to Atlanta. Not knowing any better I decided to visit Peaches based on the TUSCL ratings. It’s easy to get to being at walking distance from the Metro station. Paid $20…

I've been to Paradise about 3-4 times total. Overall, it's not my style. The dancers are generally heavier set latinas. Now I love latina women. But the body type you'll usually see here isn't my preference.…

Had to be down in the PHL Airport area on Monday afternoon to pick up an out of town guest. Better to be early than late, so I arrived there at 2:15 PM for…

Went with my wife after dinner and some drinks at a local speakeasy. It was this or the swingers club and I am glad we chose this. Bourbon Street was packed with both…

I have been away from desire for a little bit. One dancer was getting a little possessive. The girls respect each others regulars so if one gets attached to your wallet the others know and…

Was there around 2PM on a friday. May be 7 girls working I found only 2 of them to be above 7 on a scale of 10. The dancer on stage is very very un…

Good afternoon. I am reporting on a recent trip I had taken to Houston. I visited two places. Centerfolds and Treasures. I already post on Centerfolds. Now I will…

As it has been stated, this place has not seen any updates since the 70's. The bar stools are starting to show their age with rips and tears on most of them. You know it's…

I stopped by a few weeks prior and unbeknownst to me, there were some changes at the Moon (that's what I get for not checking in on the latest comings and goings on here). Cover…

Got out of the strip club game for a year due to having success with Seeking Arrangements. First night back to a club in over a year and was pleasantly surprised with the increased qualities…

I decided to go back to the E-Cafe because of the problems at the PlayHouse. It is a nice sleazy place that can be fun. I arrived around 10:30 p.m. on Saturday, July 6 and…

After long day of meetings, I thought I check out this place since I was already staying in Dearborn. NOTE: free parking and entrance are behind the building - took me a few…

Went to a show at Fenway and headed over to the glass slipper after a shower and change of clothes. Club was very small and dark. It was around 12:30. I paid a 10 dollar…

The Pleasure Dome used to be my go to place way back in the day, but for a few different reasons I stopped coming here completely. After my last few visits to Platinum Plus…

I dropped in Monday night to see if by chance one of the most beautiful dancers I have seen in 16 years of tuscl membership happened to be dancing that night. But no, Kali was…

For starters, expect a TSA type screening when you go in. I was told to completely empty my pockets into a bucket when I walked in, so don't bring anything in with you than…

Visted on a Wednesday afternoon for a couple of drinks and a couple of dances. There were about 8 girls working I believe. They do have a decent beer selection so if you are looking…

Club Rio used to be a beacon in and otherwise lame club scene in Indy. It was the only VIP area you knew you could have a good time in. Well all that…

Cabaret II never fails to give one an interesting experience. Some days the girls are so-so and just hang out with the bar fly’s. Other days they are plenty of hotties to go around.…

Purple Orchid remains my club of choice. Now and then you have to wade through a few less than prime time girls but you can almost always come up with a winner. I…

This place is a mixed bag every time I have gone. I mostly go in the afternoons in order to beat rush hour traffic. This time I arrived around 4 and the bouncer warned me…

I found myself down near the airport on a weekday afternoon and decided to check in at Oasis to see if the Playhouse refugees were working and see if they have any information besides what…

I had about an hour to kill between a meeting in Akron and having to get back to Cleveland. I actually intended to go to Club Book Boom, but upon arriving at the parking lot,…

I was in Vegas with the wife, and had never been to Spearmint Rhino. I feel like it is a pilgrimage, and despite knowing that there was going to be a high hustle factor…

I went to Club Platinum with hopes of just some cheap beers and some girls dancing on the stage. When I got there I saw 2 dancers talking at the bar. One of them was…

I decided this was going to be a weekend to make the rounds around Michigan. Cricket was in my list of favorites as Linzee was a favorite of mine but Innew she was out of…

Spent 3 hours here on a Monday night. The good news was that the dancers were mostly very pretty. The dancers for the most part were extremely sexy. The dancers for the most…

Angels is a nice establishment with friendly college girls. I stopped in just before midnight and was surprised at how busy it was. I found a spot at the bar and watched the…

I went during the evening on a Wednesday and the place was pretty busy. All of the staff was incredibly friendly! The women were all very friendly as well. None of them were pushy or…

I made a quick stop into the HL this past Sunday afternoon for some Sunday Funday action. I arrived around 3pm to a half empty parking lot. No cover charge. The doorman…

Set up my buddy for a bachelor party here. Got the Limo and private room for 25 minutes even. Cost me $300 for all that. I'll admit, we were all pretty drunk by the time…

Got there about 8 and there was actually not one but two parking spaces right up front. With that kind of luck, I should have played the lottery. Once inside, the bartenders remain probably the best…

Since this is my regular club I usually do a review every 6 months, but I'm starting to think that not a lot changes in 6 months so I will probably start reviewing Dancers yearly.…

This review will cover three visits Friday 3pm - 5 pm 11 pm – 1 am Saturday 7 pm – 9 pm Cover charge was as follows the early Friday visit no…

There have been several recent reviews of Criket reporting the chubby state of affairs here so I decided to find for myself. Visited last Friday afternoon around 3pm. As always, self-parked for free in the…

Decided to give this place a shot, since the directions made it seem like it was off the beaten path. It is, not by far, but it seemed to have a quaint feel to it,…

Was bored during a business trip in the evening after dinner and got handed a free entry card here by someone on the street so decided to give it a go even after hearing all…

Had to be in the area a few weeks in the Spring, April or so of this year. This happened: Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Usual assortment of day shift girls. One voluptuous girl, says…

Visited Capital Cabaret for the first time today.... Swung by early afternoon to get the cheap $6 lunch and "Free" admission but still had to buy an annual membership since I was not there before. It is…

I was in town again on business. The only club I had been to in Seattle was Kittens and that was my go to so I decided to try out a new place. I…

Had a good night playing blackjack, so decided to spend some winnings here. Went to the bar next door first grabbed a beer and walked over. Don't know if the person working the desk in…

So I remember this place back when it was Blue Goose, my ATF club. I saw this place open up in the same spot and I was reluctant for a very long time. It wasn't…

Hello all! Long time lurker, first time contributor. I've always used TUSCL to get a feel for clubs whenever I'm in a new city, so I have the right expectations going in.…

I wasn't sure about this place based on reviews, but I'm glad I went. Its a small country style bar back in the woods. The parking lot was full but I found the…

993rd review for Desires. So the basics are well understood - two bars, plus the patio / “tiki room”, with a single stage which typically has girls on for three songs. Private dances are $30-35…

Haven’t been in the HL since March, but managed to escape for a quick visit on Wednesday afternoon the day before the Fourth of July. The club was busy, but not packed. Before…

I was in town on business and decided to stop by Bucks Wild in Dallas based on prior reviews and it being a nude club (I don't drink, so the lack of alcohol isn't an…

Generally the cricket is not the first place I stop because the dancers have a tendency to stick with their regulars. This was an afternoon visit and there were at least 10 dancers there. I…

Went here for a friends bachelor party while in Vegas. There were a lot of girls working the floor. I didn't count exactly but it felt like 50+. Most of the girls were 8+ talent…

Ended up here after the debacle that was Atlantis. Club is big, bigger than it looks from the outside. The main stage is right in the center of a large room and there were dancing…

TL:DR On an off-day (Sunday) the club was empty. 2 out of 5 girls were lookers. Fun to be had in mileage for a price ($$-$$$). Price may not be worth the effort and time…

Went to Spyce after a decent time at Club Rouge down the street. This area got a little more sketchy as I walked over and I started to question my decision to change clubs…

Stopped in Mirage for a quick break from the heat. It was 5:00pm on a Saturday afternoon. No cover at this time, and my seltzer cost $7 bucks. The place was empty (of…

I came to lace with a couple of friends from work. One was getting married and treated this as a small bachelor party. When we walked in you pay the cover and one drink which…

This is a bad review but it's kind of my fault. I got snookered. I met a dancer at another club and we really hit it off. It was a low mileage…

First time in LA visiting a friend and ended up here after a long day. The club was in a strip mall type set up with a gas station next door. Pretty open and well…

Later in the week talent level significantly increases. Absolutely love a little spinner with 34bs and there’s a taller girl with massive naturals that defy gravity. There are some hefty girls here too with ginormous…

I attended Ye Olde Axe on a Monday afternoon. The venue is at the top of shoreditch close to Browns - another strip venue. The lighting is a bit dark in the pub and it…

I have mostly avoided this place for the past couple years because of the ridiculous $20 fee every time you enter the lap dance area. I was in the area and wanted to stop somewhere…

Decided to pop by PaperMoon during the day since i was bored and had nothing to better else to do. Been over 2 years since I have visited this establishment and it is definitely getting…

Ok, it's my favorite neighborhood bar. Ok, i've been here so often the past five years I cannot count the number of visits. And yes - there is consensus from anyone who is a regular…

I had read all of the reviews that this place was hit and miss. The reviews that I had seen lately mostly said that this place was Miss especially on a weekday evening. I was…

Its true... The Chicago Club is giving Adelita Bar a run for the money... Some new blood and on Saturday night there was a lot to choose from. The place is much…

I got there around 1 which was later than I planned but it was ok. I walk into the lay down and to my surprise the bouncer gave me a real pat down for once…

As others have mentioned, this place is more of a local bar than a strip club. The beer tap selection is incredible for a place like this. Drinks are fairly priced and they are always…

heard about this steakhouse strip club. I decided to give it a try. Its not really a steak house and its not much of a strip club either. I went in on a sunday afternoon.…

Found the Candy Store a couple of years ago, but it seems to have dropped off a bit. Club is well lit and there are two stages and two VIP areas. They have…

It’s been a while since I’ve submitted any reviews but I generally come here at least once a week, always on dayshift. I like what I’ve seen here the past few months. The…

Been going to Sugar 44 some now over the last 6 months. From the first visit its gotten much better. Cover charge is $10.00 and two drink minimum that is not really enforced…

I stopped into GGR at about 6pm on a recent Sunday. I knew that this was not a great time to be visiting, but this was when I was passing through the area and I…