Too hot at the Oasis

In the middle of a serious Philly heat wave, I decided that the Oasis might be a good place to cool off and heat up in a different way. The front lot off of Essington was full (unusual) so I parked in the large back lot and hurried thru the 96 degree heat to the front door . The club is surrounded by large warehouses and huge car dealerships so safety isn't as much of a concern as it may appear.

Nobody at the front desk to collect a cover so thru the metal detector (was it even on?) and thru the door into the main club. Instead of the expected blast of refreshing air conditioned air as I entered the room I was met with only slightly cool and humid conditions. Turns out the AC unit on the roof was broken so 3 large loud portable AC units were cranking away inside the main room with large fans to help the air circulate. I sat at the bar but was too close to one of the AC units and was chilly in a few minutes so I moved to another section but the air was warm and stagnant there. I finally found a place against the back wall where the temp and light breeze were just right. Many dancers complained of the heat on stage and some recoreographed their dances to be less active. Many came off the stage quite sweaty and stood by the AC and fans to cool down before making the tip tour.

The place was surprisingly quiet considering the full front parking lot, not sure why. There were 15-20 dancers working, mostly AA some Latin and white and the overall quality was noticeably better than expected based on previous visits. Many were fit and attractive with only a few on the unpleasantly heavy side. There were several extremely friendly introductions almost as good as at the Purple Orchid, and one really annoying New Zealander who wouldn't leave me alone, ignoring several subtle and non-subtle clues before I got up and moved. While eating my quite tasty chicken quesadillas I turned down several offers of everything up to full service that I'm sure would have been a lot of fun. Finally a cute spinner that I had my eye on for a while stopped by and gave me the most sensual grind with her tiny little round butt, allowing touching everywhere but her crotch. Having drained the blood out of my brain she convinced me that a trip to the back room was what I needed. In the nicely remodeled group room, unrequested she immediately went to work with her hands and finished me off in 2 songs. $40 to the house $20 to her. Back in the main room now I was a bit overheated so I sat close to the fan to cool down. While chilling there a new dancer for the evening (a 9, the hottest of this visit) had just come off stage and was covered in sweat. I motioned her over and pointed to the fan and she realized it was just what she needed. While we chatted she refused to touch me for about 10 min until she was dry but then she smothered me with her perfectly proportioned body. I let her continue for as long as possible but I had to disappoint both of us when I told her I was still recovering from my first visit to the back room and was on my way out the door. I got her schedule...next time... hopefully the AC will be fixed by then.