Reviews

A few months after my initial visit I had some time to kill and money to burn on a Saturday, so I figured I’d stop by to see if I could find the Russian spinner…

Normally, I wouldn't think of visiting most strip clubs around noon on Monday. It's just too early at the club (fewer dancers) and too early in the week for an early hour (again, fewer…

The club layout, prices and drink hassle have been described ad nauseum so I will get straight to the details. I have been to this club many times, and have been rewarded with many great experiences…

Arrived to a pretty full but free parking lot. Walked inside but took a few minutes to adjust to the lights. Always seems a bit darker then most clubs. Notice most…

So this is a review from about a month ago but as far as I'm aware the details still relate. I'd last visited Synn about a year and half ago and remember having a lot…

The first thing I like about the Purple Orchid is the location. It is easy to get to from S. Jersey, I-95, I-76, and airport hotels. You don't have to drive in the city and…

Had a work trip to Dallas last week. I escaped the team dinner by telling people I was meeting an old friend from college. Did my research on TUSCL, and selected Baby Doll's…

Just wanted to let everyone know that Club Shakers in La Motte is back in operation. They are only open on the weekends (Fri/Sat) and is very much a local bar. They are…

Pleasure Dome (not an actual dome) is in the middle of the nowhere. So getting there is a bit of a hassle. Once youre there a level of comfort starts to return. Big note…

This review covers two visits over the past two weeks, both of which were early evening on week days. The club itself is fairly nice by Akron standards. It’s like a smaller Dreamer’s, but with a…

Stopped in Friday night about 10pm exploring the local lore. Three girls, all Asian, working were 40 -50 years old and average to stunning (the youngest and most attractive of them was the proprietor). I…

Got here around 10:45 on a Monday and stayed until 2:15. The cover was $10. Started out really slow with only 6 customers but it picked up as the night went on. The the stage…

I got in around 1pm Sunday night earlier this year. The place was pretty much dead with a few girls sitting around the bar any maybe three patrons counting myself. Beers were $6.…

I visited the Harem a couple of years ago and did not enjoy the experience. It was too crowded, there was nowhere to sit, the doorman was rude, the bouncers spent the whole time…

Some of the nicest girls I have ever been around. I know it sounds cliche, but these are some genuinely nice girls to hang out with and have some fun with. They are not pushy…

first club visited in Dallas. To start, this club is the only one that has hookah but at a 40$ tag. they also have buffet food but would not recommend at night since all the…

Holy shit! This place is fucking crazy. I flew into FLL late on a Tuesday night for a work thing the next morning. My attempts make an SA date came to naught, so I googled around…

Friendly dancers, full nude on stage, $10 cover, $5 drinks (non-alcoholic, must buy at least one), and $25/song private dances. This was actually my first strip club, but I enjoyed myself! It was pretty quiet, but…

This is one of the last places in the US to get a $10 full song length decent grind on you lapper. Other reviews have mentioned the large size of the dancers, but on…

I went to Centerfolds after the Right Reverend Hornibastards review. I was desperate to confirm the make of the Men's room furnishings. I went in around 1pm and walked through the…

I decided it was time to hit my favorite spot again, so I headed to Follies around 1:30 Saturday afternoon. This seems to be a good time. The place is not filling up yet and…

10 days past. Arrived at around 11:30, no cover, just a pat down from the door cutie, a $5 tip and she gave a little smile. Entered and waited for a few for my eyes…

This review dates back a couple weeks ago, but a Saturday night. I’ve been to the club many times and typically do not venture on a weekend evening (days are much more relaxed) but…

swung by here after reading a suggestion and for indiana, it really isn't that bad all honesty. walked in and was greeted with not a big smoke smell, first problem I got with a lot…

It had been a while so i thought id try this place out after a few drinks with the guys . We walked in from brewski's in the same parking lot around 12:30. One of…

I've been coming here for many years. My recent visit has been more than a few months. I stopped on Friday night around 2am, the place was about 70% full. I missed…

Went on a Wednesday about two weeks ago. You’d think with 10 dollar lap dances it would have people but ...it was pretty much empty at around 7 pm. There were 3 girls there,…

Was in town shopping so I decided to stop by this place. Got in , there was no cover charge, the place smells like smoke, sat down at the bar and order a beer for…

It’s been a while since I’ve been to Sugar, one of my favorite clubs so it was time to drop by Saturday night. It’s been raining here luckily it just stopped when I got…

It's been quite awhile since I've been to Cadillac Lounge. You can either valet park your car by the door, or you can park it yourself in the lot to the left of the building.…

I stopped in to get some lunch when I had heard that the back room was open again for dances. I counted 8 dancers at the bar, about half of them working the bar, the…

It has been 20 years or more since I was at a strip club while visiting Dallas. At that time I went with some friends who liked upscale clubs. I don’t as a rule…

As the name implies, this is a Hispanic club. As I was told by one of the few non Hispanic dancers, the Hispanic dancers think all white people are rich. My recommendation, especially…

Passing through Cape, I decided to stop and check out The Pony again. This was probably my 5th or 6th time there. Over the years it has been hit or miss but that night The…

Dropped in. Dancers came up asking for dances quickly. A 40s blond came around and proceeded with the stripper handshake. I decided to try a dance. Went back to a…

This is a combined review from a couple of visits over one weekend. The first visit was on a Friday night, from about 10pm to 2am. I came with a group of 10 guys and it…

I'm a regular of flight club. I live down the street from subis. Literally. After my visit this past evening I do not believe I'll go back to either one of those clubs for awhile.…

Went back to the desert on a Monday afternoon after getting done with a meeting nearby. It was a slow day there with about 4 other PL's in the house and about 10 dancers…

I was visiting Austin for a few days and decided to hit Palazio on a Tuesday night after a dismal experience at the Landing strip. My uber driver told me this is the best club…

Went on a Friday evening for a bachelor party. There was a modest cover charge, I think $5. There were maybe 10 other customers besides our group, and probably 6 girls working.…

decided to give this place a try after talking with a buddy about it. head out there on a Wednesday afternoon during lunch hour. they have a 5 buck special that is either…

The parking and entrance to this club are in back giving good privacy from the street. I usually visit in the afternoon. This was my first time at night. I was a little surprised…

Had not been here in ages so I thought I would head back and check it out. Went on on a Wednesday afternoon as I am always a day shift guy. Self park…

Back in Atlanta for work and decided to stop by the Blueflame Lounge. Blue flame is located on the west side of Atlanta and is considered a black strip club. I arrived around 11pm and…

I had about an hour and a half to kill before my flight out of Denver so I decided to check out the local strip club scene. The first place I went to (closest to…

Probably my new favorite in the area. Just off the exit...though you have to take bit of 'country road' to get there once u get off (my taxi had trouble with it). Looks kinda deserted…

In Chicago on business and had some free time. After reading all the reviews around, decided to stop in at 390. Their Instagram account also helped because it was the only one that keeps updated…

I go here about once a month or so to see what kind of mileage I can get. Up until now, I have usually left satisfied but nothing I would consider a true “extra.” Due to…

I’ll start by saying this place is hard to find because, you know, you don’t expect to have to walk into an alley near some dumpsters and find this hole in the wall strip club.…

I am a regular at the Inner Room. First, the interior is in desperate need of renovation. Yes, I know they talked about doing so for more than a year. I guaranty that they will…

Its been said by others on TUSCL that most clubs in NJ tend to fall into one of two categories: anything goes clubs or squeaky clean (by Jersey standards) bikini bars. My experience shows this…

A buddy and I recently visited DC for a vacation, and after seeing the reviews for this place I had to check it out. Enough people have given a description of what the layout looks…

I have not been here for about 10 years. My go to place in the Hartford area has always been Electric Blue but EB has really gone down hill lately - both in terms…

I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway to the stage.…

First, I notice that the club inerior is rated lower than the IR. This is because of old review ratings before the renovation that Cheater's has done. The club is far superior in its interior…

Once a month for the first Friday of the month they open at 7am. It’s been a while since I’ve worked here but since I work third I decided to go in. It was $5…

I came on a Wednesday about 45 minutes before shift change (~6pm). Bartender charged $5 for cover. Drink selection is pretty standard, domestic beers ($7), typical spirits. The large stage is in a separate room…

The location is somewhat shady. It looks like in the back of a warehouse or something. You may get sized up by people passing, especially if you look like you don't belong.…

I rarely visit Shophies more than five minutes these days but I forgot the cherry was closed due to repairs. $5 cover charge and immediately the vibe was different than normal. While still dark…

I was in Stockton for a bunch of errands i had to take care of. I had like 4 stops and then i was done. So it was noon when i finished up and checked…

Rather than reviewing a specific visit, thought I would write my general impressions of this club and a couple of other clubs nearby. Club Desire, Foxy Lady and Cadillac Lounge are what I would consider…

This visit to Raider's Reef was later than my previous visits. I wanted to see how this club compared afternoon vs evening. The parking lot was fuller than the afternnon when I arrived a little…

Wild Zebra is not the classiest of spots in Providence. It is not in the nicest area of town, but you are safe walking around from the parking lot to the entrance. You can basically…

Not is the best section of Akron, but it seems safe enough. First off nova, I had a couple of $5 bar dances and then relaxed and had a couple of Buds. She…

This club is just like the other red curtain bars on Lockart road. They all operate in a similar way The entrain is covered by a curtain ( usually red , but not always, hence the…

Visited around 10. Only 7 girls dancing: London - Thick tan white girl with bad tattoos. Skylar - Black girl who seems to have a mental disability. Cannot take a hint. Violet - Pale white girl, has…

Heard about this place when I was visiting Madison and I had to see it to believe it. I walked into the building and was greeted by 3 girls. A slim redhead, older blonde and…

So I was driving through south jersey and finally decided on stopping at the Red Zebra despite the negative reviews, well I should have listened as it was a pretty mundane visit. Not much to report,…

Stopped by on a Friday late afternoon a few weeks back. No cover, so I walked in before whenever that starts. Got a rum and coke for $8 I believe. Not really here…

I was in the area dropping a friend off so I decided to stop by afterwards. Previously my visits have average from terrible to mediocre. Today's stop definitely landed on the terrible side. Last time…

This review happened about a month ago. Was doing business in Pasco and after no luck at Allure I head down the street to Bare Assets. Set up feels like it was previously…

Ive been to Atlantis several times within the past month. It is down the street from where I have been working so its been a convenient place to stop by. Havn't had any…

This visit was within the past month. I was here on a Thursday evening after my flight from NY. Ive described the interior of this club before, personally I think is a…

I'm not sure if this is currently still called Cheetah's or if it's Babe's. But anywho, I stopped by about 3:30pm after another disappointing monday at Hi-Liter. I'd been here 2 or 3 times before…

While on a multi-hour wait for a car repair, I took a ride share to this club, which I haven't visited for at least 6 years. First impressions were that the energy level was…

XTC is hands down my favorite club in Austin. Nude, BYOB, and plenty of ladies if you go at the right time. Friday afternoons are, in my opinion, the best time to visit…

Formalities : small gravel parking lot that opens to the back door.. Walking in you pass the bathrooms, a changing room, and the vip booth. Then there is a bar in the left, a juke…

Wish we could remember her name. Went Saturday afternoon with boyfriend for some entertainment. Girls are always friendly, unlike most clubs toward couples. Most girls were 5-6 with one definite…

So i stopped by on my approximately annual recon visit to my old fav club (from 10 years ago). Usually a hit or miss place. Likely still is. However, day shift girl selection has improved…

Came down to Chicago for business and ended up at the Gold Club around 8 or 9. Not exactly near downtown, but the money you spend getting here on an Uber is easily saved on…

After the fiasco earlier this year about ID information being used for sending club flyers to peoples' home addresses, I was reticient about coming back to Lust. When I read where this may…

THIS IS A REVIEW OF THE SAPPHIRE TOPLESS POOL AND NOT THE STRIP CLUB ITSELF. I was criticised for not enough details so here goes! FACILITY- The pool area is attached to the south of the…

I stopped in while I was in town on business. Once I was inside the club, the bartender was hot and friendly and I felt totally comfortable. Fritz’s is located in an industrial area and…

Checked out this club on a Thursday afternoon. Paid cover, it was 5 bucks. The immediate layout was impressive. One main stage with a bunch of small stages on the side. Perfect if you have…

Arrived at the club shortly after 9pm. It’s located on an access road next to the freeway and was well lit and easy to find. Pulled in and didn’t see any way to…

Been a regular here for a while. Got there at about 11:30 in the a.m. was asked to sign in for the lunch special. Its $6 to get lunch and you get a free pass…

Went on a sat afternoon around lunch. There is no cover and you get free lunch with a beer purchase. I sat down and ordered a few beers with my burger. Beers…

It was almost exactly five years to the day that I last visited the Oddball Cabaret. I'd say it'll be another five years before I go back but I doubt it will be there…

Walked into bogies on a Wednesday around 1-2 not much going on, a couple what looked like regulars at the bar, and the place was smoky as usual. Grabbed a beer and sat down to…

Been a while since my last review of this place. I’ve reviewed it for afternoons, this stop was maybe about a month or two ago on a weekend night. Can’t remember if it…

Ballpark Tavern has been shut down by the local police and District Attorney's Office. A complaint was brought against the club by the Bucks County District Attorney and the Liquor Control Board, and the court granted…

As my initial review was flagged for not enough detail, I’ll try to fill in the blanks... Traveling for business, and was tired of the bar scene, so I flipped open TUSCL and found a few…

So I’m in Columbus for business and decided to go here because it’s full nude. Got there between 8:30-9:00. $5 to get in, there was about 6-7 girls there and the same amount of customers.…

Visited on a Wed afternoon. very slow. No cover. $3.75 beer (happy hour). A very comfortable club with table seating near the stage. Bar is off to the left. 3 dancers on duty- range from…

Went to Scarlett’s last Saturday nite. The valet parking was 10 bucks which I thought was a little high. I was also charged 20 dollars to enter the club which was high again I…

One of the great things about this hobby is the opportunity to experience many different women. There is always a sense of anticipation and excitement when you see someone new, wondering what pleasures await. There's also…

Danzers has so much to offer! Both the dancers and the employees are tops in my book. I visit quite regularly, both during the week and on weekends. Getting to know the…

I was in Ft Worth and decided to give this place a shot. Parking lot is confusing. Faded red lines all over the place says No Parking/Fire Lane but yellow parking lines are inside the red…

Bobby's has been reviewed many times before, so I will only give a quick outline of descriptions. It's located in a shopping center so there is plenty of parking. The neighborhood is questionable, so…

Oasis 8/9 Arr. 1615 6 cars, 5 dudes, 4 dancers, doing 3 song sets with 1-2 break songs. DJ playin' it waay too loud. Wasn't bothered to buy drink - fine…