Cheap thrills at the Toga

I got there around 8:00. It was late enough that I had to pay the $5 cover. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink, I think my rum and Coke was about $5.

This place is decorated like a fish house from 1985. You've got a big rectangular bar to the left as you walk in and you can only use cell phones on the back half. If you use cell phones on the half closest to the stage , they will yell at you until you to put it away. So depending on my mood I might sit closer or farther away from the stage. The stage is toward the back on the right. And behind the stage toward the back wall is the door to the lap dance room.

This has been covered before but people will yell at me if I don't say it. The lap dance room includes five or six old couches next to each other and absolutely no privacy. You might be able to glance the back of your hand on a boobie but it's unlikely that you could get anything more than that from the toga. But for $20 you can take your best shot.