Another Review From a First-Timer

I haven’t been to a strip club in probably 10 years, and I was never a prolific goer. But I was in Dallas for a few days and decided to check out Baby Dolls. It seems to get a disproportionately large amount of good reviews, and many say it’s by far the best club around, so what the heck. The parking lot is large. There is valet parking, but why, when it’s free, just 30 seconds further? Only $5 cover, and that was a pleasant surprise. I went in with my baseball cap, which is a no-no there for some reason. People had shorts on, so it can’t be that classy a joint.

It's a big place, very big indeed. There are different, distinct areas, such as bar seating, near the stages, or just randomly all over the club. But there was not a sorry PL to be found at the main stage. There was a cute blonde dancer at one point, Kayla, on the main stage, but no one was there. So I pulled up a chair, took out my dollar bills, and got a little attention from her. Not sure why, but she pulled away from me after a couple of minutes. She did, however, ask me if I wanted to have fun after she got off. Then I saw her giving a cowboy-looking dude on one of the smaller stages some real close-up attention. Maybe he was a regular and deserved it.

Perhaps one of the features that puts it high and above many others is the number of girls at the club. I was blown away by the sheer number of girls at the club. Girls here, girls there, girls, girls everywhere. Many were sitting with their friends, some on their phones, some rubbing up against some dudes at the bar, and elsewhere, some accompanying some horny dudes upstairs for a dance or two.

And there was every type of girl on display. Some real fat ones with an ass the size of the Goodyear blimp. Many are just much heavier than I like. In fact, I would say 75-80% of the girls were heavy, or somewhat heavy. Apparently, things have changed where cute skinny girls are not as popular anymore. Maybe the attitude today is more ass/tits/hips make for more girl and more erotic fun. Not me, man. I’m more likely to get repulsed than turned on. I like 'em young, cute, skinny, and much smaller than a D-cup. But it’s funny, in most ads featuring sexy girls that I have seen, they are still skinny. So maybe I’m not the last one on this planet that likes cute skinny babes.

I did feel that the randomness of the seating made it a bit unwelcoming. Not sure others would feel that way, but I didn’t find a comfortable place to rest my ass. So I was walking around a bit, then standing against a wall near the stairs to get a good look at the variety of girls on display. A few heavy girls came up to me, but I politely declined, saying, "No, thank you." Then someone named Venus, a cuter-than-average Latina, approached. I decided to take her up on her offer and get a dance from her, since I couldn’t find Kayla. She took me upstairs, and there, too, I felt the seating was fairly random. We found a spot and she started her thing. No touching the tits. Major disappointment since that’s what gets my little cock the hardest. But, to compensate, she kept grabbing my dick, almost a real HJ through the pants. I had to stop her, cuz I was getting so close to shooting my load. Worldn't you know, soon after, that’s exactly what happened. I think it was 2 dances, so I gave her a $50 ($20 x 2 + tip) and called it a night. When I was leaving, I noticed a tiny cutie that I wish I had seen earlier. But with a wet spot on my Dockers, I made my way home. Maybe I’ll go again before I head back east. I wasn’t awed by this place, but I did leave happy.