Reviews

One of my favorite strip clubs as I can indulge in three of my vices all at once. Although I suspect my appettite for slot machines is growing faster than the others. I…

Bazookas was a first for Missouri. Overall, lackluster compared to other higher mileage Midwest. Positives it is “nude.” And that is it. Negatives lower mileage no alcohol and high monitored environment. No liquor is served,…

Was driving through Huntsville last Friday and decided to stop in the Pony at 7:50pm (stayed until 11:30pm). Cover was $11 but I didn’t have to pay as I was wearing the club t-shirt. Disappointed…

I had some business to attend to in Carlsbad area, so decided to pay a visit to Tijuana just to avoid late afternoon / rush-hour traffic heading back to Los Angeles. Tuesday late afternoon time, there…

As my title sums it up - PHL is frozen in time in both good and bad ways and my last visit just validates the same. Here goes the details. The basics once again -…

Sunday Night Review. Before the holidays wanted to check this club out on a Sunday evening. Before midnight maybe 9:30pm. This is my go to nude club so my review this evening will be more on…

I’m at this place between 3pm and 6pm during the week two or three times a month. Sometimes parking in the lot can be a problem and the place across the street tows. Always a…

Resubmitting this with more details… I think this is probably the best place in the city right now. Arrived around midnight and paid a $10 cover. I’d guess 20 ladies working - most looked pretty good.…

I was way out in Central Jersey recently and decided to check out the (in)famous DDs before I headed back home. It’s a nondescript building in a residential neighborhood just off the main drag…

This is a followup from my last review I left a few months ago now that I have had more time at the club and gotten to know more dancers and the staff. Ellie and Angel-…

Place has a lot to recommend it weekend afternoons. High-quality physical space (if a bit weird), nice happy hour specials, sparse but enjoyable afternoon squad. Vibes were off for this particular visit, though. There's an antechamber…

Found myself back in St. Pete and felt like Latin. I went shortly after they opened. No cover. Layout has been described, but for purists: one single long bar on the…

Went in Friday December 12th at around 6 pm. 10 dollar cover if you get there after 5. Free before 5. Kust got a bottled water at $4 + tip. I like the setup of…

Stopped by around 4:30pm on a recent Tuesday. Maybe 6 girls currently working. However, a pretty new one that caught my attention... A blonde petite girl from Georgia with an extremely thick accent. I wasn't…

Visited the new Vixens on a Friday afternoon; it's located where Fantasy's was, before Ian destroyed the building. The new building is two stories, with an entrance on the south side and parking on the…

Went here before awhile back, but I forgot how small that parking lot is. Anyway paid 21 to get in. Got my soda and sat down. Cute gal, maybe Latina mix if…

I recently visited Club 390 and had a very good experience overall. The atmosphere was lively, the club was clean, and the staff was professional from the moment I walked in. I spent most of…

Went back on a Friday afternoon. I got there right at 5. Fellas, that is almost always a bad idea. 9 times out of 10 you end up sitting for 2 hours.…

Weather has been sunny and perfect this month so went out for a relaxing Saturday afternoon visit to one of my favorite clubs. The club is located near the north central part of Phoenix in…

Dropped by Vivide around 5:00 on a Monday afternoon. There were several spots open in the main lot, but I opted to park in the dirt lot behind the wood fence to save the $10…

My visit was on Dec 18 Thursday afternoon when I drove through the Hartford area. It is advertised as Xmas party! It is straight forward to find the place -- right off highway I-91.Neighborhood surrounding…

This review will be an over all review after several visits at various times of day. Days: I had been to this club several times during late afternoon. Overall it’s been slow, but enjoyable.…

Making the rounds, G Spot was shut down to do fire repairs, Absolute was hopping with a good number of G Spot girls pushing their wares. Ended up at Ole Glory Daze. OGD was hoping with…

Pasty club but not strictly enforced. Easy parking. Cheesesteak was good and half off. Dancers run the gambit. Some really hot, some not so much. Weird part is that the girls aren't independent contractors; they are employees.…

I went to Mirage during the High Point Market. They have no cover for the market visitors so that's a plus. The vibe is nice and so are the dancers. You see a lot of…

Was at Tattletale's from 2 to about 4. $5 each parking and cover. Beer was $8. Dances are $20. VIP for half hour is $110 plus minimum $200 for the dancer. Extras are usually extra and…

We walked in on a Tuesday night just me and two buddies looking for a solid evening out. Mia greeted us at the entrance and honestly, she was the prettiest girl we'd see all night.…

It was Thu afternoon, was heading to synn which is a stones throw away. Stopped in Rhino first and glad I did. Normally here I see 1 or 2 hot girls and several fatties. This…

So the entrance to this place is actually the back side in the parking lot. As you enter there are stairs going down to the front desk area where you pay the $12 cover…

Stopped by on a Friday and unbeknownst to me, it was their annual Christmas “party.” You wouldn’t know based on the lack of decorations and advertising. I’ve described the layout enough times (hopefully that doesn’t stop…

Keepers is located at the end of an L shaped strip mall in Milford not far from I95. Visited in September on a Friday afternoon at about 4pm. No cover charge but I was patted…

I was once a young buck here in TUSCL… my strip club game was never to seek out extras but rather… to get to know the girls, get them to hang out outside the club,…

Did they stop doing Pasties? Note: This was a week day night before Christmas. Ok, essentials: Metal detector with pat-down at entrance. Immediately to left pay hottie for entrance. Once in, immediate right a few steps takes…

After spending some time nearby at Cowboys, I thought I’d check out Pony. It was pretty late (near closing time), and I was almost the only monger in the place, but I actually had a…

After wanting to make it over to Hitching post for a while, I was excited I could finally make the trip. Went on a weekday around 2pm since I didn't want a packed and party…

Walked in after paying the $10 at the church to park (I still hate it). Got into the bar area quick pat down and the lady who takes the money says “wasn’t you here…

Finally took the drive from South Philly. The venue is located in a road with a motel behind it. Literally the motel Is attached to club. There is tons of free parking. As you walk in to the…

Just off of a major highway in Los Angeles, Bare Elegance is right next to a gas station/convenience store. There is valet parking, but I chose to park myself. My first surprise was that in…

Dropped by the club today as I drove by the area. The parking lot looked fairly empty but enough cars to get me to take a look. It's free to get in until 7…

Enough has been set about this place but here it goes. Free parking , located on busy road . The venue is really a sex store with live girls. Second floor is porn theater 10…

So I walked in late. You walk in and they pat you down. Nice inside the bar to the left stage is straight ahead and seating and chairs all around. They have tables and long couches…

The place is located on main business road. Lots of free parking, when you walk in straight ahead is the bar that sits about 50 today there were about 20 people there. Mostly white guys…

visited the Booby Trap on a Tuesday afternoon just before Christmas Eve. The experience here can be a bit of a gamble—sometimes it’s a winner, and other times it’s a dud. This visit felt more…

I went there hoping to have a good time and was not disappointed. I met up a old friend there had few drinks. Then saw one beautiful lady I've seen before many times. She always…

In terms of safety, this club is lacking. Lots of customers hanging out outside the parking lot. I was harassed a bit before they noticed my husband come around behind me. This place markets itself…

This place is just off I-76. If you are going East just use the Main St. exit in Akron and it is about 500 yards south on the right. The parking lot is a little…

This is my local spot. Usually chill, domestic beers are $4-6 depending on time of day, always a few gorgeous Latinas which is what I like. I’m writing because on Saturday December 20, I stopped…

It’s located in a very industrial area but it’s a little out of the way and there is really no danger in the area, IMO. It’s placed in the middle of an area with nothing…

Having been to Boxxx Office recently and seeing their sign say they are closed on Mondays, I assumed Bristol was too since they are both under the same owner. Driving by one Monday afternoon on…

I stopped in on my way home from a busy work day. Place was not very crowded. Just a couple of dancers making the rounds. I settled in looking to see who would…

Wife and I made it to the club the weekend before Thanksgiving. It was about 10 at night. Club wasn’t too busy but definitely more going on than other clubs at the time. There was…

Arrived around 11. The club is located in a dark area & when I came out there were hookers hanging around the street. Inside, it is well finished. After you enter the main bar (10…

I went there on Wednesday 5 pm. Place has about 7-8 dancers, including 3 latinas. The place has 2 stages. I started talking to a latina, who was from cuba. She was mostly plastic (fake…

We arrived at Atlantis at 10:30 PM on Saturday. The parking fee was $10 and cover was $20. Security wanded us on the way in. The space has been described here many times so I won’t…

Ended the night here after trying out a few clubs in a 20minute radius. Plenty of parking on a Monday night. Cover is $25 per person. You have to leave your phone in the car…

Christmas week meant vacation season is in full swing at work and I had this full week off. What better way to spend the time than head to Cheetahs as it had been a while…

Ok my first review on this site! Let's dive in. I got to BTs around 10:30pm the Monday before Christmas. I figured there'd be a lot of people there this day since people have down…

Went up to fabulous Santa Maria for a “club function”. Had a few brothers in from out of state and wanted to treat them to a good night. Luckily there was a local skin club…

I went there on a Thursday night. Cover was $25 dollars. However I found a coupon on there website which if you print gets you free entry before midnight. Also it’s a 2 drinks minimum…

Came in here for the first time on a Friday at around 6:30. It’s a bit small and there is a main stage in the middle with 2 poles, seats around with tables and vip…

This is my second time here. Last time was last year in the summer during day shift. Had a good time if I recall (I posted a review from last time). Walked in no cover. Simple…

Sometimes you want a steak, sometimes you want McDonalds. Caddy’s a dinky little building right off of 146, next door to the Home Despot and right around the corner from Foxy. Can’t miss…

Visited on a Tuesday around 5 it was mostly empty but started to fill up by the time I left. There were probably 50ish women working while I was there; most were Cuban and there…

I came at noon on a Sunday. Without a car, so I can’t say anything about parking. Cover was $5, which I was surprised, because I thought it’s only in the evening. Coke was 7.75. Pushy…

I spent the night in Tulsa a while back to break up a long drive from Indiana to Texas and decided to check out Secrets, a club over in Sand Springs that I've had my…

I went around early evening 6 pm ish and the club was a bit busier than I thought. Many patrons around the bar and there were decent amount of dancers (around 12-15). The place is…

I went to this BYOB club pretty late, around 1:00 a.m., and it was still fairly active when I arrived. Apparently, the club stays open until about 4:00 a.m., which makes it a decent late-night…

I have not been here in years. I was bored with Fort Worth so I thought I would try Dallas. I pulled up to a loaded parking lot, there is a valet option but…

I don’t go to these clubs too often, but this would definitely be one of my more frequent places to visit. Hadn’t been there in about 6 months and there were a lot of new…

Stopped by the Lansing Vu for the first time in years and might need to do it again soon. Stopped by around 5 pm and parking lot is well lit and seems plenty safe. Walk…

Keeping club description short. It is most reviewed club on here. Pink building, big parking lot, big square bar, 10 dollar entry fee get you two drinks, and Dances are $30 for a 4 minute…

I was bored so I made the trip from Chatttown to Huntsville on Saturday evening. I've had some very good times here and some meh times here. This trip was in-between good and great. The…

Went to Cheetah for the first time in early December. Had been to Booby Trap in Pompano which is a much larger place with a different feel. When I got to Cheetah around 3 PM…

When enter met by front door man who is easy to talk to & deal with. Can get change right there when walk in. Good vibe, good enough lighting, and always a girl on stage.…

The past month I have visited Thursday-Sunday. Thursday and Friday afternoons continue to be the best shifts I frequent. Sundays have gotten a little better with shifts which is nice to see, I would say…

I stopped in on a recent Saturday night and I have to say I was kind of disappointed overall. In terms of the actual facilities, it's not a bad looking place. Big circular…

Chicas is basically a must go for me during every trip to Vegas now. My most recent trip, I went on a Wednesday afternoon. They didn’t charge the $5 cover (I guess they tend to…

My last review was a "meandering novel," a fair enough criticism; this one will focus on one visit starting around 3:30 on a Wednesday about a week and a half ago. Unfortunately, it will still…

It had been a while since I visited the club. Very easy to get to, a couple of miles off 95 in a residential area, plenty of parking, in a lot off the street. Building…

It’s been awhile since I have been here. I was aware of the X-Mas Party and thought that might be fun. Arrived right at opening, tried the door and still locked. Didn’t end up getting…

I went to Atlantis during the Bears game and saw the second half at the club. During the game, I did not do any dances, even though a number of dancers asked. …

I only club on occasion, so this was a random weekday visit to Cheetahs one afternoon. I’ll spare you the club description, as I’ve done that before as have many other reviewers. Admission was $15…

This review is for Thursday evening. I arrived at around 9PM, and was able to park in the back. Later would be difficult. The cover was $20, and you have a minimum drink.…

I visited Gallaghers 2k last month. I was in town for business and after a bad experience in the summer that was not allowed to get in inside as I was wearing sandals and t…

Mardi Gras 2 tl;dr: $4-5 non-alcoholic drinks; $5-7 beers and CBD drinks; mid-teens for mixed drinks, no real well liquor available. Very raunchy tone and good to great mileage available, but not really an extras place. Stage show not…

Cover: $10 Vodka soda: $8.50 15 minute private dance: $100 Context: it’s a cold Sunday a few days before Christmas. I was at the Barrel earlier tonight with less than promising results. There was a…

I drove over to Hands from Heaven on a Tuesday night after perusing their website at their relatively new location on Wolfedale. I used to patronize their old Brampton location that was taken over by…

This was my second visit to Le Girls, my first being about 2 years ago. I noticed there seemed to be a lot more girls working this time around, though that could’ve been due to…

Context: I was back in Spokane for work after a long intermission. I though I’d see what the only local option had to offer. I visited from 9p-11p on a Saturday night. Not exactly…

I stopped into Bourbon Street on a recent Friday night. I arrived around 9pm, no door girl in sight so club owner who was near the door just waived me in. Cover charge that…

I visited this club on a Saturday afternoon. It's connected to adult movie/toy store. Decent sized parking lot with a fenced off area if privacy is a concern to you. Paid cover of $10 at…

10PM. $13 entry. Don’t think I’ve seen Sins with a Christmas tree up. $6 bottle of water. $7 for a Monster. The busty redhead bartender’s rack looked extra good that evening. Alabama game on TV. My…

Back to Delilahs around 730pm on Friday. There were like 6 girls working at the time which is odd for that time and about 4 other patrons. Street parking (dont park in the parking lot)…

Visited here for a quick lunch time fix. Entry was free and parking was in a fenced lot and seemed safe. As you walk in, the bar is down most of the right…

Back in the veritable strip club wasteland that is Central PA after some fun travels elsewhere. I have the Hobbeze Instagram page in my links and peruse the dancers as they post their schedules.…

I'm a longtime regular at Cadillac Lounge in Providence. Recently I switched to visiting on Friday nights instead of my usual Saturday nights because IMHO the talent is better and the crowd is not as…

I’ve been here in the past and have written my review of the places, which summarizes to this place being just okay if you’re looking for mileage but incredible when it comes to the best…

The club had a decent vibe. The music was at a reasonable volume, and the DJ kept things moving. The place felt clean and safe. Overall, the atmosphere on the main floor was comfortable and…

Came for the free buffet with the wife. Food was basically buffet-style hamburgers and hot dogs (mid-tier at best). The waitress was super nice and attentive, but other than her, not a single dancer approached…

Despite missing the festivities of the Friday, I decided to stop by on Saturday and due to other commitments only got there at about 515. Parking lot was relatively full, but there was a few…