Reviews

I’ve been wanting to check out Baron's for a while (it’s 83 miles from my house) and today coming back from La Crosse I made a slight dog leg and got to finally stop in.…

I made a rare visit to Cheetah on Wednesday evening. We arrived about 8:00 p.m. Mandatory valet parking is $3. Actually, I suppose it’s not really mandatory, at least not in the…

I won't spend time describing this place. It's been well documented by others and nothing much has changed. I got there about 3 PM and spend an hour. There were a fair…

LOCATION Club Fantasies is a few blocks away from Providence Place mall, located in an industrial strip just off the railroad tracks. I arrived after seeing Desire was closed, at about 4:45 pm on a Friday…

I decided to check this place out after a buddy of mine recommended it. I figured I might as well as it seems to be one of the only remaining lingerie dancer bars in…

I got here around 4pm on a friday and the club was jumping. It was unfortunate though that I was charged a $20 valet parking fee and a $10 cover. I had dished out $30…

I am rooting for this place as much as the next guy but the visits to this place have been disappointing. I am surprised on how high the ratings are for this place which I…

This is my regular club, but my first time back since the COVID started. I was curious to see how they were dealing with it. They've got more security outside than before. After scanning for…

The place is decent. The bars were fixed during the lockdown. There is finally a working female restroom upstairs. The mens bathrooms downstairs were remodeled but the urinals are uncomfortably not private. Variety of girls, most are…

Noticed the last review was from me back in September. Very slight changes since then. Visited once or twice since then and there was seating at the bar with barriers but this time the bar…

This was my first trip to Mons since February of last year. So much has changed in that time. The club now opens at 8pm daily so no more day shift or early evening dances. Entry…

Stopped by at about 9:30 on Monday. There were a good number of cars in the parking lot, but the lot is large so it was easy to find a space. The door guy charged…

Decided to check out the Tuesday night special of $10 lap dances. I usually only go on Monday nights for the $10 lap dances, but saw they added a night for the special.…

Ight so this is in the age of covid. This visit occured back in December 2020. On a Friday night. We pulled up and there was a god damn line at 8pm. Ppl drinking on…

Before the shut down, I made sure to get a couple quick dances here while I could. Friday around 3, then Saturday afternoon around 2. Both times walked in, had to to temp check. Heard…

The parking lot is big, especially with limited seating due to covid restrictions. Doorman checks your temperature, has you sign a waiver. You take your waiver and find a seat. Small 2 seat tables…

Arrived at 12:30 on a Wednesday in late December. Was greeted by a gentlemen at the door he checked my ID, patted me down. I paid no cover. I walked in the club the bar…

This place is a diamond in the rough. Well maybe not a diamond, more of a cubic zirconium. But still, aside from its looks, the club is a great spot to hang out.…

This is the second of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

This is the first of two reviews of strip clubs I visited in Philadelphia in observance of Inauguration 2021. The first strip club I visited was Oasis. The second one was Cheerleaders Philly.…

I flew in to Indy on a Sunday evening and decided to check out Club Rio. It's in a smallish building off a commercial drag near some strip malls. Seems safe enough. Parking was free.…

This club is located right off I-35 heading North at the intersection to IH-45. Easy to find. Free parking and Valet also available. Mask required, Temp scan taken at the door with a cover of…

First trip to Secrets in a long while . Covid rules have seemed to put a hamper on this place . The bar has plexiglass dividers with 2 to 3 stools per booth if you…

This is a visit from late December. Dirtys is across from a Costco in a not so good neighborhood. I arrived on a weekday around 12ish. As I entered the club. I was greeted by…

Last summer I was in Pittsburgh for a business trip, and had wanted to see a couple of clubs. Stopped two places before going to Cheerleaders, but both were closed. So was Cheerleaders. What?!!!…

This review goes back a few months, so I'm not sure if the same dancer I had would be here or not. Walking in on an afternoon, I paid the doorman $5 and took a…

Palomino is open. There are some differences due to COVID-19. First, you have to wear a mask unless you have a drink. Second, there are no lap dances on the floor and there is reduced…

I came here late afternoon, around 4pm, on a Saturday in late December. The club has made several changes to club layout since Covid hit that I'll detail below. Part of the parking lot…

Washed our stopping in during day shift at Downtown Cabaret...only 2 dancers working and both tied up with regulars. So I walked the 2 blovks north to Rick's to get some lunch and see the lovely…

This was my 2-3 time in here. An OTC I know told me she was working there and wanted me to meet her there. You park behind the building off the street that goes down…

So when i heard indoor fining and bars would reopen in Philadelphia on Sat 1/16 8 was all in to going back to outerspace. When i also received confirmation from a dancer from IG it…

Late submission. I stopped by this place when I was Christmas shopping. The bar is located on route 15 in Jefferson which is a fairly busy highway. This is somewhat negated by the fact that…

After a bad experience at Vivide , I headed here to diamond . No entry fee as i around 6:30 or so . I walk around and notice a couple familiar faces from Follies .…

So this place has a ton of potential but, i don’t know if it will last due to not having dancers . I arrived around 5 via Uber and they charged me 10 to get…

I travel alot so I am prone to visit clubs near the major expressways. Dreamgirls is located only 5mins off of I80/94 in northern Indiana, so it's at least convenient. I have been here b4,…

Tried to stop at Bottoms Up but there was a sign on the door saying they were closed. I decided to drive over to Lustys to check out the COVID talent. I walked…

Visited the purple orchid on Monday, as apparently they opened up the previous saturday. The purple orchid has been described many many times but I'll go through it again rather large parking lot which was…

sooo there i was - wednesday afternoon downtown with a few hours to kill... i decided to head to the mens club as they seem to be pretty lax about the whole covid thing. it…

This place is right next to a liquor store, it connects through a door. The neighborhood feels safe, parking on the street but I went on a weekend in the daytime. This is…

Stopped by during the mid afternoon. Free parking. Basic pat down. Five to get in. The place is pretty much an old warehouse with 3 or 4 stages and a couple…

For the most part MI stays closed. I heard that Deja Vu - flint only ... was open so I drove by. It was open under some loop hole but I am not sure why…

Bikini Bar is more of a bar than a strip club. There are usually about 5 or so girls dancing on the long bar or the poles at either end of the bar. There is…

Went in on Thursday evening, not expecting much. Seems mask rules are all over the place in Atlanta. Here it seems you need to have one available, but wearing it is a flip of the…

This was my first visit post COVID. I go every few months for the free lunch and to enjoy a few dances. The usual $2 parking was collected as I entered the club around…

Stopped by here mid afternoon a few weeks ago. Had an awesome time with a cute young blonde white girl named Ally. She was curvy, a lille on the thicker side but not what…

Ive been stopping at this place about once a week in the early afternoon since before christmas. Its been going steadily downhill. Its hard to say if it is due to the bar itself…

Ok, so I'll give a pre covid and a post covid comparison. Pre covid is great, entry is $5 and always packed (afternoons are ok, but don't go weekends at night, you won't be…

I had not been to Vivid since the pre rona days almost over a year ago. I decided to roll the rona dice and stop by and check it out and report back. Door…

I visited this place by chance on a friday morning just after 11:30,I had been visiting the grotto park nearby with a friend who lives locally, I'm from Seattle and was down for 4 days,drove past…

The Spotl Lite is always a hit or miss place. Sometimes the ladies are beautiful and voluptuous and other days there’s nothing to talk about. Nevertheless, I roll the dice about once a month. This…

2nd time here, but a bit of a change this time. normally, the strip bar is on the left and regular bar on right...but tonight only one bartender available, so strip club moved over to…

I have reviewed this place several time before. It is one of my go to's. I stopped in about two weeks ago looking for the usual fun and games. The layout has…

This is my go-to place in Medellin, now. I'm not sure if it's open during the pandemic. If not, Barra Ejecutiva is on the same street and is similar. Basically, you're going into the hood of…

The staff at Baby Dolls is the nicest I've ever encountered at a strip club in the Northeast. It was the best part of the club, which is too bad because it actually had a…

This is my go to place when I want satisfying dances, and I couldn’t wait for them to open up again. The building has been described many times, and the only change is that there…

Indianapolis clubs close at midnight currently so I arrived here around ten after spending an hour at the nearby Pony strip club. Entrance fee on a Saturday night was $8 with drinks being around the…

Swap meet in parking lot of shopping center, hard to park For those who haven't been here before, a quick guide to the layout: When you enter, directly to your left is a table where $5 cover…

So Minnesota clubs were allowed to reopen this week after a 2-month shutdown of indoor dining and entertainment. Just days before the shutdown in mid-November, I spent an enjoyable night at Downtown Cabaret not realizing…

Stopped in to see how things were going and changed since the new year. The parking lot was full with cars so i figured this was a good sign at least for the girls. Still…

I arrived around 2pm on a Friday in hopes of getting some dances with Molly. I had heard she was very open with extras and wanted to check her out. There were 4 girls working…

Blondies is open, but they are open later that the hours listed here. The club opens at 4:30pm now. I assume that is the time when the covid inspectors leave their jobs for…

So I was at a club in Indiana last week since everything's closed in Illinois and overheard Ocean's was open despite the lockdown so decided to head here for their $10 Wednesday dances and give…

I made three different visits on various Friday nights. On two of them I didn't even get private dances in the launch pad because the stage show was actually awesome. Plenty of hotties cycling through…

Cover: $20 Water $5 STOP: If you take anything from this review, remember to bring cash. DO NOT USE THEIR MACHINES. Details later. Went for the first time ever on Sunday. I live an hour away but this…

First review of HL in almost 4 months...after visiting, no wonder there are no recent reviews. Pulled in shortly after opening. I've been coming to this club for 25 years, often as either the first…

Had the afternoon off work so drove to Vivid to see what the late afternoon may hold. The parking lot looked full from the street but once in the lot there were a vast number…

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

Went Friday from 2-4pm. Parking lot was packed at that time but wasn't bad inside. They hit you for $3 at that time, than move in. Found a spot at the bar (barely).…

Went in on Sunday night around 10 pm. construction work was going on once off I 95 , no problem in finding the place , parking is good and feels secured. The guy at the…

About the only bad thing about the club is that it cost $15 to $20 to get in. Should be $5 to $10, for the club not being in the city. The girls are lovely and…

When there on Sat night to watch a little of the NFL playoffs and enjoy the women. They have no seating around the bar and they have a side stage and run a stage outside…

Came here on a saturday night for a bachelor party. They arranged a shuttle van to pick all 12 of us from the Poconos and it was free. We packed our cooler with ice and…

Chicas Bonitas is the only strip club open in Las Vegas with normal lap dances right now. Other clubs have private / VIP, but no normal $20 or $25 dance. Parking is free right next…

It's hard to be too critical of a place like this where everything is on offer, served up to you on a platter in fact, at quite a reasonable price. Yet, despite partaking, I don't…

I'm pretty sure that Millsteam is the mid atlantic standard that is open right now. I was essentially forced to Millstream after avoiding it for years. For a long time I…

Decided to try out this place. I heard from a few other places that some of my fav dancers were coming here instead. It was a Friday evening around 10pm. The place was dead. Actually…

Made my first “night” visit since CVOID last Friday. Due to the governor’s curfew the club now closes each night at 10pm and alcohol stops being served at 9pm. I arrived right at 6pm and…

Came in on Tuesday evening before Christmas. Parking lot is big but today it was pretty full. Walked in and they took a temp check and she takes your info for contact tracing.…

Came here on my way back home and stopped in. Upon entering it was $10 entry and they do a temp check and ask from contact info for tracing. Upon entering the main…

Down in Florida for a little break form NE weather. Arrived Sunday evening right at 7 PM/ Paid $2 parking , $5 cover , temperature check at he front door .…

Dropped in at 6:45pm Wednesday. The older woman at the door apologized and warned me that only one dancer was working as shift change runs from 6:00-8:00, but that more would be arriving soon. I…

Stopped here on my birthday, 1/13/21 at 2PM after a disastrous visit to Follies Day Shift at Vivide. Maybe a dozen or so cars in the parking lot. Got a pat down from the door…

One of the few New England clubs still open. Admission was $7. They take your name (first name only), phone number, and temperature upon entry. I'm happy to provide these, because I believe they…

So with the lockdown decided to take the trip to Indiana. I tried wiggles but super crowded . Took the longer drive to Gary do some eye candy. This is really a little hole in…

Finally made it back to this place after finding it but not visiting last time in town. Seemed to be ample parking for a weekday afternoon. Not sure if all the construction on I-76/I-77…

Well, at least my experience here was nice a couple of months ago. This time, not so much. Then again, I was also there in late afternoon (around 5), which I'm sure had something to…

I went today around 2:30pm. This has been my new go to spot. I was and still am an Oasis regular but I’m tired of air dances. I don’t have to worry about any air…

I decided to make stop by the Gold Club after not being there for a few months. No much has changed on the inside. There were two girls on the main stage…

Today 1/13/21 was my 79 birthday and I am Covid sensitive but I decided I owed myself a time out for some fun and decided on this place based on my previous experience and word…

So, look, I know people misses Follies and continue to search for the next Follies, not me. Yes, I knoe, i'm in the minority. Platinum club has gone through many changes, including name changes throughout the…

Club seemed full of business people. It also seemed like everyone who work there was on edge about something. As if everyone had an agenda. Dancers, bartender and security all seemed antsy. Are prices were…

Decided to pop into Fantasy given it’s the closest club to Ameristar. There was a $10 cover and the dances are 2 for $25 which is a great deal. I’m not sure on any of…

Those that know me know I tend to be fond of this place. I used to be a regular here and stir crazy. And some other clubs that I find attract the single Cuban mothers…

First time back since Covid hit. Parking lot is safe. I have always felt safe every time I've got to Gatsby's in Akron. You walk in and the restroom is to your right it's…

OK. This is my second visit to this club and I visited in December. Due to COVID, there were couple of things changed. First, not like the description in google map, the club opened at 6PM. Second,…

Weekend after NYE, my brother and I decided to hit the clubs for the 2nd time since lock down. We start at RAB as I read a lot about it but haven't been. My brother…

As a Sarasota local, I always end up going to Tampa or Clearwater when looking for a fun night out. I have been to Cheetah a couple of times and while it's nice they serve…

I took a drive from Philly to check out the Jersey clubs, when PA clubs were on lockdown. The club is a BYOB, which I didn’t realize, so bring your favorite drink and the…

Rick's was open during COVID-19 for a while until recently. Hadn't planned on visiting by walked by and decided to stop in. No cover charge until 8pm and $8 happy hour drinks until 7pm. It…

The building is located on a relatively busy road next to a trailer park. You enter through what appears to be a bottle shop where I suppose they also sell six packs to trailer…