Reviews

I'm new to the area, but this place has been The Pony Too ever since I've been here, must have been Jimmy's before it sold. Free parking in lot which was as much gravel as asphalt.…

My day time visit on Saturday afternoon before the pause started. Loved the laidback feel and no pressure service. No parking charge and no cover at day time so I could spend more on the…

This review was for a Saturday night in November and was my fourth or fifth visit to Tattletales. A friend and fellow contributor to this site like to try and hit a club once every other…

I’ve been to this place many times before COVID and had my good days and bad days. Pulled in the parking lot and there were few tables and chairs outside. I got nervous because I…

I think this club has suffered the effects of COVID - mostly a let down. I went here in the early afternoon as usual, so I know not to expect a sea of girls work,…

I went on a weekday afternoon. $20 to get in, but that supposedly came with a meal (nobody asked what I wanted, and I was not looking for a meal). Inside was dark and not…

Last time I was at Carnivale was before the pandemic. I'm hoping they open back up and can keep the place clean and safe once all this pandemic has slowed down. The parking lot is…

Frankly, this isn't going to be much of a review. Allow me to explain. I arrived at PM at about 2:00 p.m., donned my mask, got out my ID and walked up to the front…

This the the only or one of the only clubs open in New England right now. Apparently it was closed a week ago because of a covid-19 infection. They sterilized the place, tested all of…

Diamond Dolls has in the past been my favorite strip club to go to. Tonight I went in and was frisked which I didn't mind but it sure didn't make me feel like I…

Like my review for penthouse, I had this review ready to go and then ... the new Mayor ordered Baltimore city clubs and restaurants shut down as of this coming Friday. This info is good…

I visited on a couple of fridays for happy hour and had this review ready and then ... the new Mayor shut the city down again. As of this coming Friday, all Baltimore city bars…

You can not miss the bright lights from the highway. Plenty of parking. ID check with their big bouncer dude. High security compared to other local clubs. Door fee is $20 per person.. Then an…

The Basics : Covid temp check, $10cover come with bottle of water or cup of soda. Rectangle bar takes up most of place have high top tables by the wall that patrons have to…

Somethings new at Jens these days. The bouncer seemed excited to see me. Well actually he seemed a bit nervous, but I have no problem with him. Because of stupidity across the street that made the…

Monday evening, feeling bored I decided to stop by playmates an old stomping ground. Wasn’t expecting too much on a Monday evening and it was pretty much what I expected, maybe a bit better as…

Okay so walking in when I did, the club was like a cemetery...but hey it was 12:30am lol. The club is very nice, plenty of parking and when you walk in, it seems more upscale.…

Recently went back to Bandaids on a Saturday around 8pm. Upon entering the bouncer greets you with a pat down and ID scan, neither of which am I very fond of. Cover was $8. There's…

So my first visit to Foxtails in about 14 months. I had just dropped off a trunk load of metal at the scrap yard 5 minutes away and the $100 or so I earned there…

I used to be a regular at this place years ago as I used to live in the vicinity. I haven't been there for maybe two years had a hookup with a black girl and never…

I heard this place was open and had women coming in from the IL clubs, and got rid of the tax for 15 minute VIP. So I got my hopes up and drove down. Walked…

New to me. Had seen some enticing pics on their Instagram page. Must have an excellent photographer, because the place did not live up to expectations. Other than a few flat-screen TVs, it doesn't look like…

Beware. If you’ve visited clubs that have provided you with an awesome experience- this is not the place for you. Very weird vibes from the moment we arrived. Building looks as if it could be…

This place was fun decades ago but kinda lost its appeal with new ownership and somehow keeps going. The interior is OK. I didnt stay long enough to check out the rest room. Lots of plexi to…

Place is by my house was on the way home was bored decided to stop by for a little fun. Valet parking outside was 10 bucks and 20 for band to get in. Once I…

After reading the reviews for Playhouse I had a pretty good idea what the score was before I showed up. If you're coming from the Turnpike it's a straight shot to get to, and…

This place is clean and most of the girls are 7 or better. With covid the rules are a little strange. The overall setup of the place is nice. There's three stages one big one…

Prior to coming here I passed by a few other clubs to see which had the most people. First stop was Bare Assets in Pasco; I pulled into the lot @6:30pm on Sunday and the…

So I actually managed to stumble on Instagram that Follies Dayshift was returning... but not at the old tried and true location on Buford Highway, but at the location of VLive/Vivid Club. I saw that the…

I went the night before Thanksgiving. Plenty of parking and even valet if you wanted. Walked in and the bar was directly in front. Bartenders but no seating there. No temp check. No cover.…

First time I stopped in at the G Spot in a long time. It's used to be something else last year. It's been a while since I've gone anywhere because of Covid. Nice place…

This place has had a boost in clients since Michigan is closed. The cover fee is twice what it used to be also ($10 now), but the place is clean, restrooms decent, bouncer is civilized.…

Dropped in on a Saturday afternoon. Parking is never a problem & there were maybe 6-8 other cars in the parking lot. Walk in and it is dark so your eyes need a few minutes…

Well L.A clubs are closed again. No Bare Elegance. No Jet Strip. Well gotta scratch the itch so wandered down to the Library for the first time. Topless plus alcohol so that was cool. Bellied…

Centerfolds has been a staple of the Houston club scene for decades. It has been a second tier club ever since Treasures opened, but Covid has accelerated its descent to rock bottom. I…

Not a bad place to spend some time. The building is a little rundown and it doesn’t look like they have spent much money on the club for a while. The neighborhood isn’t the best…

I got there on a Thursday night shortly before midnight. The parking lot attendant charges $7 to park inside the guarded parking lot. As I have heard stories of break-ins in the area…

Went in on Sunday around 7pm. The parking lot had a few cars in it and some 18 wheelers. Paid the five dollar cover and was wanded. There were maybe five girls working that…

Was back in town and decided to meet an old friend at Oasis. Before March I only went to Follies(RIP) basically except if night out with friends. I’ve been to the oasis many times with…

Ok new review, new covid updates. Not going to describe the club as that has been done many times with nothing new. So everyone should know that they now CLOSE at 9pm there is a…

I had passed by this place on several occassions but there was never inclination for me to ever go here. I was staying the weekend with one of my ladies as she lives in Bryn…

This review covers both Friday and Saturday evenings. For those who read my reviews you will notice this is more night to late night as against day to early evening. Got there both nights around…

Rolled in here after spending many hours at a different club, showed up around midnight or so. Security guards at the door, pat down, mask upon entry. $20 cover, and $25(?) for a bracelet that…

Well I'm down to just one girl who I'm in touch with and is still dancing. She's got a habit of contacting me last minute so I didn't get the text until about 7PM last…

Mix of white girls and hispanic, mostly cuban. Lapdance 30; VIP 200-300usd for 30 min. All the girls dance with their masks on in the main room. There were 2 onstage at a time. They were…

So after a bust from a long time favorite not being able to work at Brads due to capacity I decided to try out Rio. Been a while since I’ve been and last time it…

So I frequent lots of clubs in Miami area and heard lots of good things about DD and decided to make the drive. For starters the club looks much bigger from the outside than it…

This club has been open now for about a year in a location that had been closed for a number of years. This used to be the location of the Trophy Club, another one…

Arrived at 11 pm paying a cover of 10.00. Very clean and was approached by several women right away. Hung out by the bar with no pressure and had a couple of drinks. Drinks were…

I went to Christies a couple weeks ago when I was in town for work. I got there around 9PM and it was about half full and several girls working. The parking was free…

I haven't been to the Lodge for a while but was lured there by their Monday night steak and lobster special. It is regularly $40 but on Mondays it is only $10. In general,…

Indulge me a bit as I spin a yarn of two very different visits to this club. Why? Because I think it's important to know that this club has the potential on any given night…

This club must be one of the newest strip clubs in Miami because they have yet to foster there crowd just yet but leaves much room for exploration. There are possibilities to be had here. Upon…

I was staying nearby in Attalla for the night and decided to go to Foxy’s. This was my second visit, and what can I say? I like dive titty bars. And that’s exactly what this…

Went on a Thursday around 6pm. Free parking and no cover. Temperature check at the entrance and they asked me to remove my mask when they checked my ID. The place wasn't packed at all…

The new setup for social distancing is better than any other club I've been to. Small bar height tables are placed directly at the bar. You sit at your own table and can still view…

The day shift at Fantasy has definitely picked up since the recent shut down of clubs in Chicagoland. In the last several weeks I've paid several visits and the number of dancers, dancer quality,…

I was in that mood a few Fridays ago, and this place has often offered a thrill as the performers used to know what a generous gentleman prefers. Exiting the School-kill and seeing that…

My main goal in posting this is to assure y'all that Expose is open, daily noon to 10 PM (Covid curfew). They were open for a bit during the summer of 2020, and have…

This has been a staple for me for quite some time. I live in SD so this was always a good go to place. Went there recently, walked through boarder no real issues - coming…

This was a Friday November 13. Wasn't sure the club was going to be open but someone hit me up and said it was. The parking lot wasn't full but it had a reasonable number…

I used to come here all the time. place was pretty clean and a decent size, but honestly, most of the girls didn't do it for me. Many were older or out of shape. occasionally…

Was bored off my ass and really needed to see some nude women. Been here a few years ago and not really a fan of it but not much choice these days. Saw Alyssa was…

Didn't anticipate clubbing in TX . Has been here for around two weeks visiting the family. Since I infrequently get to clubs any longer, I need to go when I can and inside whatever time…

I stopped by after work. It was around 11 PM on Monday night. The place was DEAD. There were 2 customers, and 1 girl sitting with one of them. No one…

Decided last minute to check out a club for the first time since Covid hit. Went to Sinsations on a weekend night in late November around 10 pm. Parking lot seemed packed but few of…

Stopped by on a Saturday night during my trip to south Florida , came by Uber so I didn’t pay the parking fee, there was a miscommunication between the doorman so they let me in…

It’s not our usual handout bar, but on this evening we were in the mood to try out something different from our usual HongKong/Adelita’s bar.At the entrance, no temperature-check was done, and we just walked…

So now that the clubs are back open I decided to check out Inner Room...I mean Dancers Royale (sorry, it'll always be IR to me). Curious to see how it looked after being closed…

Wax used to be on my top 5 list for daytime fun, that changed a while back when they closed tje VIP rooms in the back. Since then, many of the girls I went there…

First time here at Polekatz NI. Small place but easy to get to right close to I-80. No valet and no cover charge. I was there Tuesday 1pm so I'm sure too…

After a long absence I went back to That One Place, formerly Uncle Joe's. The place has had some work done, but it still has a long way to go to be fresh looking.…

Stopped by around 3:30. Hard to find a table, so maybe 40 guys and about 25 girls. That is the most dancers I have seen post-COVID. No real bad looking dances, so 6-8. 80% white. No…

Well, I feel like I've been living on the dole for the last month or two, reading the occasional "free" club reviews courtesy of Founder. I hadn't been to a club for some time…

Should have known when there was no valet and only a handful of cars to keep rolling, but I had hit up PD in Pompano and Cheetah Hallandale, both were packed with dancers and PL's.…

First time visiting Birmingham, so I decided to try the Furnace out. It was very slow on the Sunday night I went—only 2 poles were being used and not the main stage. This definitely seems…

It was a Saturday afternoon around 5:30pm when I walked in. There were about 15 cars in the parking lot. You have to walk through a metal detector, and there was no door girl to…

First of all, I'm surprised the club has remained open. After tut he previous owner set up his management system, which was profitable, he sold. Two more owners, and now he has…

Let me put it this way XTC has some of the best girls I’ve seen. The problem is not many speak English well except a few. There’s definitely several gems here. First and foremost make…

On my Monday night out I visited two clubs. Pint Too was a waste of time - only two girls there and not either came to see me during the 30 minutes I took to…

I've been to Platinum West once before and have been a bit hesitant to go again due to COVID but I took my chances and made the drive on a Friday around 7PM. The bouncer…

I was in the neighborhood and said, "what the hell" and stopped into Essex! I'm still getting used to the place only being open at nighttime as I've had some very, very memorable episodes here…

OK..My first return to the Playhouse since February 2020. It was a Sunday and the new hours are from 4:00 PM to 10:00 PM. Entered with a $10 Cover Charge & gratis Temperature Check from the doorman.…

I used to go to this club long time ago, but have not been there for a while so I decided to check it out. There were about 7 cars in parking lot, I got…

So visited Miami a few weeks ago still post COVID, I know tootsies is far from what it used to be but still keep it on the list when I visit. Initially went Thursday…

I decided to visit just before the 3 week order to close. Tuesday, the LAST "OPEN" day before the recent "shutdown" of bars & restaurants. Being a $10 Tuesday, I figured there would be decent activity…

COVID cases are on the rise again and the clubs in Philly are now closed until at least January, which is a complete shame. But mongers will be mongers, and I was on the hunt.…

This is the second time I have gone here. Like the last time, (a Thursday night) club never got really busy, but there were an appropriate number of girl to cusomter ration and the…

$10 each for my friend and I to get in. Was worried they’d be showing the Tyson fight and it’d be more. Chatted with the door girl about it and she said it’s no longer…

ST layout has been described in multiple reviews. Located in a strip mall, you pay at the entrance $10 I believe day shift or flash the lineup to get discounted entry. The club is smaller…

I arrived at Penthouse about 4:45 pm, about 3/4 hour after opening. Stopped at the front door, got my COVID temperature scan, paid my $10 parking fee and was ushered into the inner sanctum.…

I went in, first time since COVID not knowing what to expect. While you can't wear a ballcap (very strict) you don't know need to wear a mask and no temperature was taken.…

I visited on a Thursday around 7pm when I had an hour to kill. I had to pay $2 for parking and there was no cover charge. There was a temperature check at the door…

Strip clubs have been closed during this "pause" time but because Tommy's advertises as a lingerie/modeling business, they have remained open. I pulled into the parking lot and there were five cars in the lot.…

I came in the afternoon around noon when the Falcon’s were playing I know normally that would be irreverent but the fact they had a game on on a screen projector was actually one of…

This place has not been reviewed since COVID so I did not know what to expect. This was my first time in South Texas. I decided to check it out on Sunday when…

Minnow's Details: Parking lot, building. all nude juice bar, 3 stages, DJ, bathrooms, 2 sided VIP room with 2 private booths. Night entry was 10 and non alcohol juice bar 5. Got there last Sat…

So I decided to see if Louie's was open since things seem to change with civid restrictions every week. There is currently a closure of all bars & restaurants due to the virus. I…

Passed by Synn BH and saw a bouncer was out front, and decided to pull over to check it out. There looks like a parking lot in an alleyway last the sushi restaurant, but I…

Got there early evening, no cover. Walked in, stage in front of you when you walk in, turn to right and a nice but nice bar. Several stools to sit on and talk…