Reviews

Club is on a busy street in the inner burbs, not much open at night around it, but definitely not a sketchy neighborhood. The club itsself is not much to look at on the outside.…

I recently visited three suburban Detroit strip clubs. This review & experience summary is for the Silver Criket club in Dearborn Heights MI. I arrived at Silver Criket at 5:30 pm, thinking that it would…

Went there with a few friends back in February place wasn't packed but there were a good amount of people so the three of us only had two spots we could all sit together around…

I had to stop in just once. I have driven by 100 times but looks a lil shady. This time I had to stop. Walk in register for cover on the right and bar right…

I went on a Wednesday afternoon and the cover was I think $10. They take your temperature and make you sign a contact tracing waiver. Find it weird that the friend I was meeting up…

Made it back to Hi-Liter for a second visit after the great Arizona unmasking. Met at the door by the bouncer, who told me, "You don't need a mask here" and escorted me to my…

I went to Chica's last night. $12.00 cover to get in. I was not overly impressed. The place is a hole in the wall located in an area of Phoenix that is…

For those of you who have waited, the day maybe here, the Cubans are now at Vivid/ Follies Day Shift. Even though the layout has been done numerous times I will give it again just…

This isn't really a review, but I think that the information could be useful. When I arrived a girl told me the lay of the land. This is a restaurant, so you have to order…

I recently visited three suburban Detroit clubs. This review and experience summary is for BT’s Executive Club in Dearborn. Frankly, I am not pleased to present a lackluster review of a club I’ve literally patronized…

Read that things are going back to normal, I decided to go check it out for myself. Dropped in around 2 pm, no cover, no temperature check, no mask required, but ID check. As I…

Crazy Horse is located in an old strip mall off a busy main drag in a mediocre part of town. There are also a few sex/massage shops in the same strip center. Parking…

I had been out on the town with friends all afternoon and evening; R&R HOF, dinner,dance club. As the group was ready to drift off toward home, I didnt feel quite ready to be…

Decided to stop in and see if and how the place had changed after a couple of years of avoidance. The parking lot is in need of repair. Stone with craters scatter through out. Hard…

Went in recently after a month long hiatus from the scene. I got a seat by the stage right in the middle. There were only 3-4 girls working that I could tell. One girl that…

I had stopped by C9 but that place was quite small and dead. Dixie Rose won out because I was turning that way anyway. Happening place, but the parking and location are pretty rough. cover…

I decided to give this place another shot. I’ve been going to Bare Elegance but I’ve been getting kind of bored there. All my favorite girls have disappeared, and I am not digging the new…

Since I was on my first work trip to St. Louis in over a year, I figured I'd toss on a mask and see how the local SC scene was holding up. I was a…

Have been to Centerfolds several times and it’s a great club. BYOB is clutch, it’s well lit so you feel safe if anything it could be darker in there. It’s very low key feels like…

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:30 PM on a Monday. Not a lot of guys, but a good dancer selection. I did a VIP with Crystal, and I'm very happy right now. Not a…

Decided to visit Doll House with a buddy and his girlfriend on a Saturday night few weeks back. There was plenty of parking available around 11pm. 10 bucks to enter to enter. No mask requirement…

First visit since reopening in early February. 20 cover charge, valet is 10, beer 8. This review isn't focused on seeing so and so and getting x for y but rather commenting on an early…

Heard the club had open up after a lot Covid closure. I went on Saturday around 10pm and this was their second night open. $20. Cover to get in plus $5 plate…

A quick lay of the land - Parking is free and is in front or in a fenced in lot on the side or a lot across the street. You enter through a door…

First time back in awhile. Dancers here are unquestionably hotter than landing strip the last few visits. Had a waitress who was legitimately retarded which was annoying. I'm super patient but holy shit she never…

I arrived around 4 o’clock, they now have a security guard outside wanding you down searching a little bit like the airport deal, this started before the shootings in the area. They now have…

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon earlier this month. On my way here I drove past Players and BT's, which both had fairly full parking lots. However, when I arrived at Coliseum…

This is my first review, please don’t be too harsh. I visited the Pony for the first time in a long time this weekend. The place was okay, the crowd wasn’t too big for…

Arrived early afternoon to about a 40% full parking lot. Free parking with no valet. Masks required, temperature taking and sign in required. Didnt care about what you wrote or cared about temperature.…

This is one club that never disappointed me. Alrighty, the club has been described time and again. But nevertheless, the parking is spacious. Never runs out of space. No valet fee. Free parking. One you…

Visited recently, havent been to this place since covid, this use to be one of the best clubs in DFW area, this place is going down, they keep on jacking up the prices, The changes…

Describes a visit to the Just Enuff Lounge, or, to be more accurate, its parking lot canvas tent, on Saturday March 7. I got there at ~8:30 and stayed for about an hour. To be…

First things first Covid restrictions. Temp check at the door and mask required. I was told at the door that the mask has to stay up over the nose the whole time but after…

Start out I am not a wordsmith so forgive me up front. I had about 1 hour to kill on a Thursday afternoon and The men’s club is on my way home. Very safe they…

I had been to this club a few years ago and had a so-so time. It seemed very tame and I recall not getting any dances which is very rare for me. I was back in…

. A friend of mine invited me to come join him for a visit to Tijuana and Zona Norte and hong kong club in particular. So I…

Went there on a Friday evening around 10pm on 3/20. Cover was $12, no bouncer when I walked in which I thought was weird but they usually don’t pat me down here anyways. Parking was…

This was my second time at Millennium and its was a total spur of the moment decision. The last time I went I remember many busty tattooed white girls and this time the lineup was…

This is my first visit to Cheetah Pompano in a long time. But having completed my second dose of vaccine, I'm venturing out more. I'm a big fan of Cheetah Hallandale and can't remember much…

I went like around 2:00 in the afternoon, March 13. I and another, who was sitting in the back, were the only customers. the 'bouncer' (he looked it) was also the bartender. I bought my…

Like many of the Baltimore area clubs Millstream is back open now. They are following protocols with masks and temperature checks. Won't bore with those details but they are pretty standard and you can live…

I’ve reviewed the Mill multiple times over the years, so this is mostly just an update of the current status. Basics are still the same: Safe club outside the city, good amount of free parking in…

Moved back to the area and visited for the first time in 10+ years. I was only there for about an hour since I had some time to kill and was in the area…

I went by on Friday in the early evening. Cover was $12 and the hostess was beautiful. This was my first visit since the re-opening/renaming and the renovations are pretty nice. I think I was the only customer…

This review is as a result of my return visit to Cheetah Hallandale on Saturday March 28th, 2021. This’s my second visit ever to Cheetah Hallandale. I visited this club earlier on Friday & had a good…

I was the last TUSCL reviewer of Centerfold before Covid, and was interested to see what, if anything, has changed since the lockdown. Nothing much has changed here, and the ladies were quite attractive. First, the…

This review is as a result of my visit to Booby Trap Pompano on Saturday March 28th, 2021. This’s my first visit ever to Booby Trap Pompano. I arrived at the club at approximately 10:30 PM by…

Fuck this place. Honestly. Worst experience I've had at a club. The building is nice, well lit, good decor typical of a club, all the furniture seemed relatively new etc. By well lit I mean…

So here's the deal: I was at the casino nearby, and was bored, so I figured I'd give this place a try. I had $300 in my pocket and was ready to drop it…

I decided to try this place again so I took an uber and got there close to open. This time I was on a mission to see how far this place would take me. Door…

Friday evening, about 6PM. Parking lot is full and I don’t like parking on the side streets or around the corner. Had some bad experiences. I should mention however that the shops in the strip…

Stopped by Subi's around 10PM on a recent weeknight. Parked on the street just east of the club. $10 entry fee after a temperature scan at the door. Sat at a booth…

Arrived a few minutes before 7:00 to avoid the $15 entry fee. Yes the fun has gone down and the price has gone up. So free entry before 7 and there were…

As my title states, this club isn't bad for the general area. However, if one chooses to make the 1 hour trek north to metro Detroit, there are more and better clubs all around. Was in…

Saturday afternoon visit. Parking lot was a tad busy. Saw some regular cars, meaning some of our regular girls were there. No black SUV up front though. Its impossible to see when you walk in,…

This was the first time I had ever gone to a strip club, so I was super nervous. Silly, I know, but that's what happens. Went on a Tuesday, hoping for a quiet time.…

I stopped in around 5pm after work. I won't talk about the bar set up or the parking lot as it has been covered before. Walked in sat down at the bar there…

This was my first time I’ve been to DD during the day. I didn’t know what to expect. I got there around 2:30p and not sure what parking was but I gave the attendant $5.…

I have not been to this place for many years so I decided to stop by on my way home from work. The parking lot is in the back or on the street both are…

The club is right on 73 ifo the hotel Riv. Since covid, the place went through a major cleanup renovation. Once you walk in the left side of the building, grab a seat at the…

$20 admission plus $5 (I think it was) for parking. I called up and a guy read me the lineup, which is something the guy answering the phone at the Jet Strip isn't doing…

Arrived at Wackos around 11:00 pm. They have two people at the entrance one whom collects the cover which was 10 dollars and the other who does a pat down. The club to my surprise…

First time visitor to the Oasis. There's a temperature check at the door (as well as a metal detector), but no mask enforcement anywhere in the club. It seems as though there are a…

It was the last day of my 9 day mongering in South Florida, I had visited the Pompano Golden Triangle many times so far this trip. I had originally planned on also hitting up Tootsies,…

This summary is the result of two separate visits. One on dayshift, and one on nightshift. The experiences could not have been more different. Most of us know that the sure thing in the Pompano…

Came to this club at about 3 am Pulled into the parking lot right off valley blvd and saw the tent that I heard the club takes place in now Guy said the cover was $35 and…

Came to this club at about 3 am Pulled into the parking lot right off valley blvd and saw the tent that I heard the club takes place in now Guy said the cover was $35 and…

Was at HL yesterday, tried my old stomping here today. Arrived 1-sh, parking lot was packed! Walked in, got a pat down but no ID check, which is less than common. Front of the club…

First visit since they re-opened. They closed the middle lap dance booth, I guess to social distance? Although those walls are more than high enough. They also closed the VIP room.…

Haven't been to Treasures in a number of years, but I'm in Vegas with a buddy, and the town seems to be opening up. We took the club limo, and got a nice table by…

Lap Dance Cost: 10 Avg. Drink Cost: $6 Cover Day: none Cover Night: 10 Alcohol, Food, Non-Smoking, DJ, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room VIP is OPEN and $25 per song floor dances are open and $10 per…

Dances are available again! It was still fairly empty, but I am guessing that will soon change. Got a couple dances from some good looking girls. One older with really nice breasts…

Our governor dropped all restrictions on businesses this afternoon, so I decided to try my luck and see what Bandaids was like. Turns out, it was like a slow night at Bandaids Got in around…

Wanted to give an updated review, I stopped by Vics last Friday and it was on and popping, Thursday Friday's are the day to go you, there are a lot of really thick ebony women…

The last time I stopped in here it was called Paradise City and according to the review I did, that was 10 years ago. They are now open during the day but I had never…

I visit on Saturday nights every few months or so to see a regular girl there. But the last Saturday my buddy and I went around 10pm and it was already loaded. Almost no seating,…

Gold’s has always been on my short list of clubs and it was one of the earlier clubs to open and had a decent outdoor area. Now I’m returning as it expands its hours and…

This was my first time over the border since The Before Times, over a year ago. Even though people have been going there for months from The US, I didn't feel comfortable with a speak…

I visited XTC on a Wednesday afternoon, arriving at 3:45 pm. The "mask required" signs as you enter are less prominent, but I was asked to wear a mask until I walked through the screening…

I stopped in this place about 9 PM on a weeknight after the Outer Space Club had closed. Wanted to see what this new place was like. It was a few weeks ago…

Decided to swing by PH to see if the vibe has improved. My last visit I felt the place seemed flat. I attributed this to the table seating vs Bar seating. The…

This was my first trip here in quite some time, second time since COVID. It was the first week they were staying open until 2AM again. I got there around 12:30 got…

I spoke to the manager for about 15 minutes before I entered last night. He referred to the club as (the new Arnie’s). This is a “private gentlemen’s club” but under Gary laws women cannot…

Visited on a Weednesday afternoon/early evening. $11 cover/drink and temperature check with mask required to get in. Around 10 girls working - Girls were real friendly and would sit with you and try to entice…

went on a rainy Wednesday drove half hour only to see 4 brazilian girls at the club.hoping to see more ladies i stayed. the club seemed decent enough to hang out for one beer. there…

Arrived at 8:30 pm Wensday 3/24/2021 8:30pm No entry fee No parking fee Nobody here as they open at 8 I was here decided to stop by honestly because I had to take a piss and I was…

So went to 2001 after finding 2001 live online for clubs in Tampa. First thing inside of club is ok but on the smaller side. Could use a serious upgrade on lighting for…

Last time I was at Scarlet Lounge was in September so thought I would give it a try this afternoon. It used to be my favorite club back before COVID, and had a couple of…

It's tough waiting for places to open when you're avoiding crowds until you're vaccinated. Let me see if I can paint this picture properly. Every time I'm psyched to go I'm surprised at…

Decided to stop in for the first time in over a year. Upon entering the club the bar is to the left, the bouncer is (usually) to the right, a square stage just past the…

I decided to stop here after dropping a friend off at the airport. I had just driven past Landing Strip, which looked too full for my comfort. In contrast, Flight Club seemed fairly…

I was killing some time before I had to pick a friend up from the airport. Paid the valet the usual fee and entered the bar after providing a name, phone number, and undergoing…

Stopped in at Wise Guys late on Friday night. Many moons ago this used to be one of the “go to” spots in WP, but even pre-COVID things had become sort of a joke here.…

I stopped in this club last Sunday for the first time. It was also my first time in a club. I found out a few weeks ago that two of my good friends…

Billy Dean’s. Now this is a club to remember. I’ve been here a few times so I thought I’d set some things straight here. Set right in a small strip club next to a family…

I am now fully vaccinated and determined it was time to head out and see what I missed. I went to PO at around 2 on Monday. The only difference was it looked much darker…

Most of my visits to Silver Criket have been during the day, so I thought I'd give the evening a shot. Got to the club at about 7:30 PM and was charged $10 cover. Temperature…

This review is about two visits but the first one is too short for a review of its own. I went in on a Tuesday about 7. I couldn’t see any girls in the floor…

After reading the last review I decided to venture over to LS for a chance to see the aforementioned hottie. Arrived mid afternoon Tuesday. New Valet guy I noticed, anyway pass the keys get a…

I, a female interested in the industry, visited Le Girls in hopes of seeing what stripping is all about, and to see where I want to work in the near future! I hit this spot…