Reviews

And bad tattoos, but I shall start from the beginning. Arrived about 8:00 and left around 11:00. Free parking in an area that I wouldn’t wander around in. Not sure if they are formal security or…

Spent from 4-6 at Tattletales. Free parking and admissions. Security wand down but no COVID protocols at all. Beer was $6.Dances are $10 (do not fall for the $20 in a booth scam). VIP is…

I've been to CC a few times over the last 2 months. The visits are basically the same. On this day I arrived around 3. ID scanned at door. This visit there was no cover,…

Went on a Friday night. $22 cover but free beer and soda included. Parking around back which can become unsafe later on the evening but no worries earlier. Dancers: Autumn - cut bespectacled college girl with a…

Anaheim. Saturday night. Around 1130. Cover $20. Parking in the back. I thought guy at the front was a cool dude. Get frisked down, ID check. Walk in bar with beer and stage. It seems…

I struck out at Synn COI that day, so on the way home I stopped at this place, just to check it out after a long absence. It is basically still the same, mostly not-very-hot…

Saturday night in Anaheim. I think Anaheim is such a nice area, everything is new and clean. Fritz has its own parking plenty of it. ID check go in $15 cover. First things first the…

Great lineup here but too many fucking guys or just people in general. I was asking for it coming on a Saturday night. It turned into some make it rain, loud people, champagne bullshit club.…

About 4 weeks ago decided to hit the up kittens on the way back from an evening out. Paid the cover including drink and the place was busy. I’d say too busy. Most tables full…

I had planned on a quite evening at home but my neighbors decided to throw a party with the loudest music possibly so I decided to get out the house... if I have to…

I have not been here for a year and a half because of the pandemic. I had got a flat tire a couple hundred yards from the place. While on a 2 hour wait from…

Hadn’t been to a club since Covid so thought I would start off with my favorite place in Houston. Pulled in early afternoon. I think cover was $10. Went in and sat at a table…

Went on a Friday night. There were plenty of people, but not full, so not hard to find a place to sit. $10 to get in and mandatory $13 drink to get in.…

I’ve been here a couple times as the state has started to ease up on the COVID restrictions. I was hoping that by now Pandora’s would have found it’s footing, especially since they renovated…

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets…

July10/2021 It has been a month since I last reviewed this club but I have been hitting it about twice a week during the afternoon shift. It has become my go to club. Not because it…

I havent been to Bandaids in a few years, but finally was back in town again so I decided to return to my old stomping grounds. I’ve always loved the Latinas here, who tend to…

Same description of Club, just a different day. Parking lot full so parked across the street at ALDI, well lit and seem very safe. Walk in the door and paid girl $10 entry. You then…

Stopped by for the first time in years. Pasties or tops are required. Dances on the stage were OK. Fully clothed. The dancers were mostly 7 or so on the usual scale.…

Didn't have a lot of time in between errands two Saturdays ago but needed to blow off some steam. This was my first visit back since COVID, and everything generally felt back to normal. tl;dr...…

COMING IN Lamplighter II is on SW Cutoff in Worcester, a mile off the Mass Pike and not even a quarter mile down the road from Centerfolds. Decent looking building next to a shut-down gas station.…

I normally call Cheetahs every 3-4 months and ask if Veronica or Q have returned. The guy told me that Q is here now. I arrived mid afternoon. I looked around the…

So I’m more of an early evening or day shift sort of person. Definitely not a late night fan. I used to go to Godfather when I lived in Louisville 20 years ago.…

I've been going to the Bare for 30 years. Favorite club in LA by a LONG shot. Not too far from home, but also not too close to home. Always have had…

So I went to the 19th hole with a couple friends. This was my first time ever going to a strip club and I was pretty nervous but luckily they made it easy for me.…

I visited Lustys during my lunch hour, parked my car in the back and went inside, sat down and ordered a beer for $2.5 still same prices as before COVID which is good, there were…

After "checking my records" I realized I hadn't been here since November of 2018. Well the partially fenced in lot (the back end is open abutting the back yards of the houses on the…

This was my first time to Tommy’s Too and only the second time to a place that mixes traditional strip club and lingerie modeling aspects. I will confirm what has been documented in prior reviews: this…

Took one more trip to a club and landed at Scores primarily because it was closest to where I was staying. The club is easy enough to find and I self-parked in the lot.…

Was down by the airport. Had not been to PO in a minute. Felt obligated to see whats up. Plenty of free parking. Entrance in the front. No cover or covid check. Got…

Have you heard the news in the Soho tribuuuuuuune, you know she did me dirty and then this ROB broke my heaaaarrrt. Alright I came in on Friday night and I need a fight, ok…

Visited on a Saturday night the setup is really nice and the girls are smoking in this place. The dances on the main stage are fully nude which is always a plus in my book.…

Went on a Friday night to the Foxy, ahem...Boardroom Cabaret. It's a dumb name if you ask me, but no one is and what do I care. It was my second time back since the…

Pretty slow on a weekday afternoon. I dropped by CH3 at about 4 PM on a Tues. It was super hot out so was in shorts, but with runners and a polo. Brought along some pants…

Outside makes the place look huge, but feels relativelycramped inside, before walking in the door, you get wanded by a cop which I appreciated. You walk in and are given the different options of…

I stopped here on a Tuesday afternoon to help break up a long drive. I've been here about five times doing the same trip and each time, it's always been worth. The club has plenty…

Continuing my mission to induct my husband into the world of strip clubs, I was given a tip to try out Desire. We took the advice and visited around 10:00 on Saturday, June 12, 2021.…

The girls in the afternoon were decent bod, voluptuous in the chest area. There were 4-5 girls at around 2PM. Dances from Eva were 33$. She was fun asian girl that had nice nuru like…

For some background, I used to frequent Cadillac Lounge, Desires, and Fantasies a few times each per year pre-pandemic. Fantasies was always the most inconsistent of the three. I used to like going there though…

I was staying a couple of blocks away and took the easy walk over to The Penthouse Club at about 10:00 p.m. It’s right off Bourbon Street at the edge of the French Quarter…

After my unimpressive visit here on a weekday afternoon a few weeks back I promised myself I'd give it an evening shot for no other reason than it is the strip club that is closest…

If you like 50 inch asses, this is your place. This is the only place left for in club extras but the prices are outrageous and the women are so bad they would have to…

First of all, let me just get the obligatory "Utah clubs suck" out of the way. For those that don't know, Utah has very restrictive strip club laws that make it so that clubs have…

I decided to head back to check out Centerfolds now that everything has opened back up. I typically visit 3-4 times per year when I'm in the area and have a free night. I'll get the…

Visited on a Friday afternoon about 4:45 and stayed for about 30 minutes. Haven’t been here since September 2019. Only a few cars in parking lot but about 7 customers inside. FYI they do have a nice fenced…

As a longtime monger and Parrott regular, I am sad to say the club is ruined. They raised the cover to $15 and the private area to $25. Drinks are reasonable. I won't describe club because…

The place is now open only Thursday through Saturday. It says they open at 7:00 but at 9:00 they had no girls and were not letting anyone in. I came back at 10:30 and they…

As in I left. First review in about 5 years so I guess this ain’t the spot for a lot for a lot of people. Friday afternoon around 4. Nice guy at the front no…

I went on a Thursday around lunchtime in June, shortly after they re-opened after lockdown. The place is big and clean with plenty of seating around the main stage and a bunch of small tables.…

I visited here on independence day holiday. I know this place does not have really good recommendation but it was the only place opened that day. I entered at 6:30 PM. No cover fee when I…

I was in the area at the parx casino and decided to make a stop since it was only a few miles away. Turns out i had to drive through quite a bit of residential…

I came here after a late night of work to relax and unwind a bit. The cover was $10 and I was able to self park in the back. As soon as I walked…

This was my first visit here in a while, so some of this may be redundant. First off, The Astor is a little south of Janesville and easy to get to. It also is very visible…

I’ve basically become a regular here. Have one I am starting to see outside the club. Don’t ask her name, assholes! But other than that, it is my true opinion that this is the best…

I came in on a Sunday Evening around 5pm and asked if I could audition. They let me. I did paperwork. I only had to show 1 form of ID. I danced that night. When…

I had never been to this club, even when it was Driftwood, so I figured I would give it a try. It's easy enough to find, right on the main drag near the New River.…

Wow...this place used to be the King of the Hill of Minneapolis strip joints. It never was the best lap dance spot, but just by it's sheer size and number of hot women, it would…

Have added Splendor to my regular routine — the location is convenient, the girls are hot enough, the beer is cheap. The stage is worthless here and no one goes, it’s 100% all about the…

When you walk into Desire, to the left are the stages, to the right the bar and video poker. There are two stages with rack seating. The front stage is the feature dancer, the back…

Thursday night Van Nuys. I thought it looked like they might valet so I parked on the street and guy was working out of his RV with tools on a car. I don’t know if…

Went to Kittens on a Thursday around 1pm. Just left Pandoras looking for some different talent. Paid the normal drink and entry fee of $11 and sat down. was given my drink…

Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before entering and something…

It’s been a year since I had been to this club, probably a little longer since the name changed from Flashdance to the Rose. Under the previous ownership it wasn’t a bad place. Typical…

Arrive at 3:30pm on a Thursday. There were 6 girls listed from 12-5pm including Jazz. Molly was listed from 3-8pm. Hoping for a Jazz or Molly encounter at 3:30pm. 8 guys at the…

Visited on a Thursday night between 10-2am. $10 cover, friendly door guys + older door girl but nice enough. Very different setup than I’m used to in Arizona; bar is the first thing you see…

I heard a girl from 19th hole was working here and I wanted to get a quick drink after work. So I decided to stop in this fun little bar that also has tits. This…

Haven't been to Wax (or any club) in a couple of years. This was my first outing since the pandemic obviously. I went on a Monday night around 10 or so. I wasn't expecting much…

Nice to see this club survived the year-long pandemic closure. It’s back, and better than ever! Most of the girls are new faces, most likely because the older girls are making more staying home with…

I saw this place while driving from the airport to my hotel and thought "What the hell." Parked in the lot of a breakfast/lunch place next door, walked over, $5 cover, standard pat down than…

Skip down to THE GIRLS if you know the club. Long winded review, written to be skimmed, combination of multiple visits. LOCATION: Location: The GPS address for the club is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI.…

Rachel's is a large, easy to find and park club. I arrived around 9pm on a weekday. Valet parking is $10 although I think you can just park in the lot for free…

Situated on the corner of 95th and National, Heartbreakers is a brick building with a castle-like motif on the roof (alternating square projections). The parking lot on 95th behind the building is ample, and other…

This was my favorite spot in the DMV for at least the last 8 yrs. I moved to the ATL pre Covid and the last 3 times I've been back they've been closed. I was…

Reviewer's Note: To completely forthright, I've been to this place several times before but for whatever reason I always end up here at the last hour of operation/ on a holiday and I feel…

Last night I went to McDoogal's after having avoided them for a few years. The building and layout are mostly the same. The parking is free and plentiful -- however, the rear parking…

Haven’t visited the Wedgewood in probably a few years. Visited on a Thursday afternoon and stayed for less than a half hour. Layout hasn’t changed in years. Small stage surrounded by U shaped bar. There were 8-10 customers,…

Found myself alone in the house mid-day during a week off and decided to go back to Pandora’s at 1PM on a Thursday, the first time since the pandemic. Basics: $15 door and drink, no mask,…

After a long time without checking out a club, I came back to one of my favorites. I’m going to do my best to describe this thoroughly, but first a word about why I like…

Stopped in on a Saturday night after all COVID restrictions had been lifted. No masks required or worn. I thought that would mean the dancers would be out in full force making up for lost…

No covid restrictions anymore. Thursday afternoon, no cover but $10 on Friday and Saturday. There's a metal detector but no bouncer to monitor it so early. 12 mostly latinas, a few black…

OK, so I've been going to Cheetah's for a long, long time. But not too frequently. With things opening back up again, I thought I'd pop back in and try out the crowd. I can't…

When you walk in you wonder if you’re about to get taken. Lobby is shady. $10 to get in with 2 drink minimum. Walk in and there is a roped off stage where girls dance…

Unfortunately, the experience at Uncle Buck's continues to deteriorate... In the days before COVID, a pretty good dance could be had for $25/song, always with good grinding, titties in face, stick shifting, etc. and oftentimes…

I have been in the Worcester area a couple times in the past two weeks and both times stopped at the Lamp. I was hoping they would make some improvements to the lap dance area…

Returned to Ruby’s after not being there for close to two years. Not much has changed in terms of the look and feel of the place. Was there on a Tuesday afternoon, not very crowded.…

I came into the club Tuesday evening at around 9 pm-- 1st time at the club. Cover charge was $8, no valet parking, parking lot was pretty full. Inside was around 15-20 dancers,…

I was in the area for a work trip and stopped in. Overall, the trip was okay, but some highlights: - I arrived around 8-9pm and there was only one girl working. She was chatting at…

After more than a year of no strip clubs, I made the drive to Fayetteville to see how the scene had recovered. I arrived at the club a little after ten, there was more parking…

I did a recent review of Shimmers, so this won’t count towards any future subscription credit, but I ran across a dancer that I want to let local strip club mongers know about. I drove…

I decided to stop by a club that I haven’t visited since last summer after they reopened from the original shutdown, Dream On. I pulled in to the parking lot around 11:30 AM…

Deja Vu had a decent bar for sodas but no chairs at the bar. The main room has a center stage with 3 poles for dancing. Usually saw 1 or 2 dancers at…

Popped in Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. Lot was pretty busy with maybe 15+ cars - much busier than usual on a weekday afternoon these days. Lots of available parking this time of day.…

First time to this spot, at first it appeared full with the parking lot blocked off. but they had all cars entering and exiting from the side street. At the entrance 2 security guards with…

Over the Forth of July weekend I went to Bandaid's at various times on Fri, Sat and Sunday. This is review is mainly for Sunday. I got there around 5:30 pm and for the first time…

Went on Tuesday afternoon. Baby Dolls is well known Dallas club. It’s big. Seven stages. Bar downstairs and bar upstairs. Downstairs is tables and chairs around the stages. Backstage fury day is only VIP.…

This is a "stale" review.  I stopped hitting the SoFlo clubs due to Covid.  And now I'm moving to the Pacific Northwest. This club had been on my list of places to check out.  A buddy…

I no longer live in RI, but was up for a few days. I went to Desire's twice. Thee first time was in the evening and it suuuccckkeed. Spent way too much…

Been a while since i last visited this club. Nothing has changed my last visit, as the bid X stage was still there and the VIP section had replaced the once back room, although…

[For definitive, encyclopedic reviews of Desire, please look up Old White Guy's stuff.) My first time in a club after 16 months. I had the opportunity to sample the wares in Providence this afternoon, so I…

Upon entry, the doorman took my temperature and had me use hand sanitizer. I appreciated this because we are actually still going through a pandemic. He showed me to a table near the main stage.…