Reviews

Ok I happened to be in Hot Springs with some time to kill and decided to hit up the two local strip clubs. I didn't end up spending much time or money at this club…

I stopped here on a whim at about 9:30 on a Friday. The parking lot was about 80% full and it looked like people were also using the auto parts store's parking lot next…

Ok I happened to have some free time to kill while in Hot Springs and happened to stop by the French Quarter club. This is a super tiny club in downtown hot springs. I did…

Going to preface this by saying I use to go to tootsies about once every 6 weeks. I have a pretty good knowledge of the dancers and business here. I had planned on going…

For those on foot in downtown, I would say don’t bother. Arrive sometime after 5pm and the last of the afternoon girls were finishing up. Brunette with a pension for 70’s agog-go style was promising…

So I went in lustys after work the other day around 2:45 pm , same old smoke filled outhouse atmosphere , with the aroma of old dried up pussy that could use some spring cleaning.…

Went to Bogies a couple of weeks ago hoping to find a diamond in the rough. Got there at about 5...day shift was on the way out...although there was not much to choose from…

The Foxy Lady has been around for longer than I can remember. I’ve only gone in a few times, but last Thursday was the first time since before Covid. A biker was working security in…

I am a Detroit club frequent flyer but with all the reviews already here pertaining to those clubs, I thought a review of my recent visit to Lansing this weekend would be appropriate, as…

I’m not sure what Nikitas was pre-COVID, though they aggressively seemed to ignore precautions throughout. Nikita’s is supposed to be the South Carolina answer to Atlanta clubs; unfortunately, it simply doesn’t have enough attractive dancers…

Lust post-COVID is the perfect example of a strip club starter club. It’s probably what you thought a club was back in high school, but anyone with experience (especially with the Follies type club) will…

I was in MI with a late flight and 1 hr to kill, and knew I would be in town again in a few weeks, so I decided to make a recon visit. First visit…

Came in on a weekday around one. The bar isn't in the greatest area but its right off majors roads so its nice that you can drive up and bounce without much friction. Entered and…

Visited Creekside on a Friday night, first time out there. It's out of the way in an industrial area with a large standalone building and massive parking lot, so plenty of parking. On entering you…

One of my least favorite things about step clubs is the location. I always feel like my car is going to be gone once I finish my fun in the VIP. The Venue feels like…

My first visit to the Ritz, I had previously avoided it because there is no dedicated parking and I didn't feel like driving around looking for street parking in Fell's Point. It was a…

This was my first return to Diva's since the early in the pandemic. I had tried to visit earlier in the year, after I was vaccinated, but they were closed. My assumption was…

Had to be in Jackson and stopped by Avanues right at what I thought was basically the opening time (5pm), but apparently they open at 3pm now, maybe because of time restrictions. Anyway, park…

First time back at Polekatz in 16 months. Nothing has changed. Same beautiful bartender, same bouncer and same gm. I went in the afternoon so I expected it to be empty and it was. Three…

I stopped in here on Saturday around 8PM. Parking lot for the actual club was full, but the larger lot around the back was pretty empty with the flea market having emptied out for…

Decided to go to the club since it's really the only one open at the moment. Been a minute since I've been, but yea they have there individual arm chairs surrounding the stage with booth…

I arrived at Lust around 6:30 p.m., shortly before the shift change. This was my second time, having visited the previous month. At the front you ring a bell, the bouncer checks your ID and…

First visit back to Vegas in over a year. I’ve always liked the Palomino because the vibe is always so chill, especially compared to the big Vegas clubs - and it’s the only nude club…

Stopped in around noon for quick beer. Beer is $2.50 and lap dances are $5. Allie was tending bar (best looking woman there). Offered to take her to VIP, but she did not have anyone…

I’ve been to Silhouettes 5 times in the past month, ranging from opening to midnight. Before 8 it’s hit or miss, but the bartenders (either Nadia or Taylor) are great conversation and easy on the…

19 May 2021 Arrived 11:00 PM The valet was eight dollars, when I arrived at 11 PM the main flight club bar was closed. My only option was “ The Tent”. The cost for entering the…

Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they typically have the…

Usually, I come to Sunrise in the afternoon to find mixed pickins. Usually 3-4 average-at-best girls, but I'll stay for a drink and to watch the game with no expectations of getting a dance.…

Valet $8 Cover $15 Bottle water $9 Upstairs VIP toll $20 Cost per song $30 Arrived at 930 pm. Valet took my keys. Went in and they are following CDC guidelines on masks so if you are vaccinated no need…

So, now that things are back to normal (allegedly), I guess it's time to start getting out there and spending more money than I should again...right? Haven't been to Bandaids post-Covid yet, so this…

I had a free evening, so I stopped in to Cloud 9. Boy was I disappointed. I used to hit this place fairly frequently as my commute took me close by. Hadn't been there since…

tl;dr: beware of the hot noob, beware of $40/2 dances, stagesets were okish decided to go here after reading reviews on here for clubs nearby after a day at the beach and not having been to…

After wasting a trip to Lipstick (see review from yesterday), I went over to the nearby club, "Chicas Locas at Cabaret Royale." Plenty of parking in a lot adjacent to the club; or, if you…

This was my first visit to any club in over a year. I parked on 54th street across from the club. At the door, I paid $10 cover to Sharif, who runs the downstairs part,…

Last Saturday I decided to check out BT's. I'd been there only once before, and this was about two years ago, so I wasn't sure what to expect. I thought about parking in the strip…

Entry was $10 at 3PM. No temp check. Plenty of free parking. Safe industrial area, a bit hidden from I-35 interstate. Inside you walk in all the way to front just like a Theatre style…

I was a frequent visiter of the Paterson clubs around Market St and Main St, Moonlight, Baby Dolls and Cabaret. Yes those clubs are seedy and provide no ambiance but I don't go there for…

I made it to four clubs on this trip to Detroit Metro. I did one review for Landing Strip and also stopped by two other clubs but didn’t spend enough time to review. I have had…

Closed! Beavers closed because of the pandemic. Have not re-opened. Drove by at 9:30 on Friday after a lackluster visit to The Pleasure Dome. No cars or lights. Their online presence is awful. Management here has always been…

Arrived 10PM Friday end of May, self-parking, no cost plentiful in front & around back. No cover for SC residents with legal ID, $10 cover at night for non-residents. Walk in & main…

Visited Friday evening at 530pm but it was 2 months ago. Sorry for the delayed review. It’s NJ so masks were required to enter period. Have not been in almost 2 years and the…

Remember this place from almost a decade ago growing up in vegas. It was awesome. Now its expensive and the girls are okay. Might just be because we just reopened fully from covid rules and…

Bliss wasn’t my first choice today. After reading TUSCL reviews for my cross-country trip, I thought Synn was where I wanted to be. I got there about 2:00 pm, walked to the bouncers standing…

I read a couple reviews that differ from my experiences and I am a bit surprised overall. I have always left happy, with what I wanted and with some money left over. This is if…

I recently moved to an area close to the Candy Store, and after having the Hi Liter be my home base I decided to pop in here twice this past week to get the vibe.…

Yes, they are now open, but on a reduced schedule -- only Friday and Saturday nights. They plan to start expanding their days/hours May 29th. This is a small nude club with a stage full of…

tl;dr Good ratio and high mileage (for Columbus) = get it while you can, but be prepared to work to get the dancers' attention! As with everything right now, these conditions could be subject to…

I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. I went to Platinum last Saturday at around 4:30pm. The parking lot was full but it wasn't packed inside as usual. There were also less dancers than I…

I hadn't been to this place in over three decades and it had never been a favorite of mine but as I was unable to get into Sin City and wanted to hit one more…

this is an update to my recent review, which was based on a day-time visit when there were few dancers, no lookers and few customers. I arrived at 9:30PM and saw many cars parked around…

I made the mistake of visiting during a shift change. I got here around 7:30 and stayed to about 9:30. When I arrived there was no cover, no covid checks. I just…

RI is finally getting back to normal so the barriers between the stage, bar etc were finally taken down. I have actually been stopping here quite regularly since around September so have experienced all the…

Usually, this is not my type of club. I am used to Providence clubs. But I learned pre-cov that a good time can be had here IF you find the right one. It…

Flew to Dallas for work and went to Baby Dolls twice — Thursday from about 3-630, and Friday from about 4-730. Cover was $3 and domestic beers were 6.50 I believe. The club has been…

Review of recent visit here. As anyone familiar with the place knows, this covers both Pearl and Outer Space. Went late afternoon thinking it would be something going on before evening, it used to have a…

First visit since new ownership. $15 floor dances. $25 VIP in the raised area. Talent ranged from 5.5 to 8.5 averaging about 7.5. I did some $25 dances with Finesse and Sasha (I think). Two beautiful AA…

There is a lot still to like about bucks but also some things have changed post covid. The good is the club is still pretty laid back but still nice enough to not at all be…

Visited on a Thursday around 3pm. Just a couple of other guests there but a decent number of girls. Was super impressed by the level of effort they were putting in to the stage dances…

The location is a bit of a rough part of Dallas, but not likely unsafe, generally. The parking is very limited, but there was no crowd when I went on Thursday afternoon. Inside, a charming hostess…

Update!!! The dancers have been freed from their terrarium! All the plastic walls were down! Sorry if this is old news but it made me super happy! Club Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost…

This is for the Saturday on Mother's Day weekend. This is a club I've only started to recently go to and it was my first Saturday. Mandatory valet of six bucks and $10 to get…

The Win, Place and Show bar is closed. Moved all operations to Showgirls. The adult store between the two has long been closed. The good news is, the cover is now just $5.00 and no…

I was visiting my friend Wongy in Detroit. We decided to go to the Flight Club for lunch as it was Tuesday and Lamb Chops were the speciality. He did indeed have the lamb chops…

Just got all my shots and wanted to see what the outside world was like after a long hibernation, so of course I went down to the ol’ CH. Well in a word, it was…

Most of the dancers are nice looking, most have a nice body, I think they're in their 20s.. Usually they just go topless on stage, when you tip them they'll usually show you…

Just went back in the archives and checked, this is my first time going out (or making a review) since March 2020 when I went to Players on the last Friday that clubs in the…

It's a Tuesday afternoon, i walk into the PH for the 3rd time in 2021 and it was a little bit crowded for a Tuesday afternoon. No temperature check, no form to sign and…

Stopped by around 6:45 pm. $5 cover $7 beer plus $5 special. Place was almost empty only one dancer on center stage. A few AA dancers. Only a couple of ladies…

First time visit to any SC in San Antonio. Arrived around 4PM really easy to find right of of interstate. Plenty of parking went inside paid 6 dollar cover and was told bartender was running…

Went to Wax around 1 am a couple of Fridays ago. The parking lots were all full, cars were parked down the street on both sides of the club! I don't think I have ever…

I only discovered this place by accident shortly before COVID hit; it wasn’t great but it happens to be the only relatively close strip club to where I live so I thought I’d hit it…

Mickey's has two superlative advantages: 1 Location it's 10 minutes closer to Massachusetts than any other RI club, it's about 50 yards from the state line. 2. It's at least…

I went late on the night CT lifted Covid restrictions (I had not been to a club since the pandemic started.) They've hung those metal beaded curtains at both step-up entrances to the lapdance area.…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you --------- I will break up this review in 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit Details III) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- As…

Arrived around 5:00, paid the $15 cover and had my ID scanned. There were 2 other PLs when I arrived, and 4 when I left. The shower curtains around the stages are gone, and the chairs…

I was in town for a few days, and I checked out Landing Strip one recent Saturday afternoon. The layout and pricing were the same: After entering, you climb a set of stairs to the main…

So spearmint rhino is a huge chain and they have a pretty high bar they put girls to to be able to work there. So that means you’re not going to see too many girls…

This place is located in a residential part of Bloomfield. Very low key bar / strip club. I get there around 8pm. As soon I was walk in, I notice one of the…

Ok, so not my first time in this place but A LOT has changed. First- the outdoor lawn furniture is GONE!! Lots of tables and soft cushioned chairs...not being a shill- if you been there…

While there will never be another follies this is coming close. Unlike follies it’s hard to try them out on the floor so you have to know you may pay for a bad experience.…

Been a bit since my last review, so forgive me if I'm a bit rusty. So I was in Orlando on business and needed a distraction, and to keep my self away from the Asian massage…

Was traveling through Denver and was reading on TUSCL about the different places. I had pretty low expectations given the previous reviews and the changes due to Covid. So imagine my surprise when I arrived…

I have been here a few times during the pandemic. cover varies depending on the mood of the doorman and the owner. I would say that this club seems to struggle a lot financially. so…

Ok for a Tuesday at 3:00pm. $10 entrance and $4 for a bottle of water. Club seemed clean, they are not serving food now like the website says. Only nonalcoholic drinks also. Dancers…

Was in Florida visiting family with my younger brother. Our cousin wanted to take us out of the house and go somewhere where he could share all of the goodies he’d purchased with his medical…

This was my first time back to the Foxy Lady since before COVID, so I was pretty excited to go after such a long hiatus. I entered the club in this Tuesday afternoon and the woman…

I went to Sirens Day & Night Club on a Saturday night at 19:30. There was no cover charge to get in. A Sincweiser was $5 per bottle or a bucket of six bottles was…

Chicago and Suburbs are slowly opening back up, which means it's a good time to scout the local surroundings to see if the nearby clubs are sprouting new talent and if the former faves have…

I went in on a Saturday, after the mask mandate was lifted. Figured I'd celebrate with my first trip to Pure Gold sine 2019. They've quickly gone back to "business as usual" inside the club…

So I have been making my visits to Red Raven with moderate success. I decided to see what PO had to offer. Its been over a month since I visit. I walk in the door…

I was in Atlanta on business and Cheetah was close to my hotel so decided to check it out. There are some pretty girls there, but it's a complete rip off. Dances are…

I was in the area for work and decided to hit up the three best clubs. First up was The Doll House, where a decent amount of cars out front gave me the impression that…

I was in town for business and checked out Flight Club this past Saturday night. The layout and the various fees inside the club didn't change since I was last here a few months…

Stopped by a few weeks ago on a late Saturday afternoon, as I was driving through Jersey $25 cover, $5 mandatory bottle water. Temperature check at the door. $25 dance. $135 for 15 min in VIP,…

Hanging out with a friend led to an unexpected visit to COI, when deciding which club to try out we checked out the online roll calls for Synn and Paradise and decided on Paradise. The…

I went to the Aragon Bar on a Friday night at 20:00. Parking is on the sides of College Street. There was no cover charge to get in. The building has two rooms. The front…

I used to visit this place a lot several years ago. With 2 spacious floors and many hot girls, this place was guaranteed fun. It went through a down period, compared to other…

Finally had the chance to visit PHL at night. Went on a Friday evening and will never do that again. Walked in. No temp check and it seems all covid rules are gone. Mask on/off…

My journey began a few weeks ago. I went into La Caretta with low expectations, but I was just looking to kill a few hours before I caught up with an ATF. I made eye…

Another stripclub within 1 min of the turnoff of interstate 75. Not much around, a road pilot, crappy motel, and 1/2 mile down the road is strippers, a no alcohol club. Cover…