Reviews

[For definitive, encyclopedic reviews of Desire, please look up Old White Guy's stuff.) My first time in a club after 16 months. I had the opportunity to sample the wares in Providence this afternoon, so I…

Upon entry, the doorman took my temperature and had me use hand sanitizer. I appreciated this because we are actually still going through a pandemic. He showed me to a table near the main stage.…

My first time in a club since B.C. Not a great choice. It was after 1, and the place was nearly empty. 3 girls sitting with guys. A couple other guys at the bar. No…

Honestly one of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to within the area. When you walk in you are greeted by a bouncer who bombards you with rules about having to order a…

The Club is a small joint that you probably wouldn’t even notice if you weren’t looking for it. You enter through two doors and can immediately see the entire place. Bar is to your right…

PO favorite Melanie is pregnant! I stopped by the PO to see if I could get a quick dance or two with Mahogany. I arrived around 3pm, and the place was kind of dull. Only…

On my way home after a disappointing night first at Shimmer's, then at the Gold Club, I decided to pop in at Riverside to see what was what before they closed. I am certainly glad…

Well after Chicas bonitas sucked i looked up other clubs next to me and i went with Baby dolls! My first impression was, Wow! They have a plenty of hot tall girls and I'm…

I was out and about. There was an afternoon Tigers ball game on TV. Landing strip has MANY tv's. seemed like a good fit. Not too many cars in the lot. Valet parked the car ($7).…

Been a while since I have been in Ballard but found myself bored on a Friday night with nothing to do so I popped into the newly named playground cabaret, formerly the Sands. New paint…

Hey look, another review of Hi Liter... Hadn't been here in quite a while (haven't worked downtown for almost 18 months, and I live way out in the west side, near Xplicit, which...I cannot for the…

Listen if you're going to stop here you basically don't want to drive to cleveland. I pulled up with a group of around 8 guys at 9pm. When we walked in they immediately asked for…

Went on a Monday evening early around 7. The club is easy to find with a large parking lot which feels very safe. Lots of cars in the lot this day. There was a ten…

Visited Lusty Adventures on South side of Akron on Monday afternoon. Parking lot on the Main St. side was about half full. 6 to 8 cars. Walk in to the dark club. Takes a…

Decided to hit the Block for the first time in about 2 years. Not much has changed - Doormen working hard to get you to come into their club with the "hottest" women on…

I spent a few hours here after travelling all day. Figured it would be a great place to unwind. $20 cover. Valet was available but the parking lot is well lot and seemed secure so…

Visited on a Friday afternoon. The basics about this club are well established. It was a typical afternoon. There were girls on all three stages and several just walking around and chatting with customers. The…

This was my first post-COVID visit so why not make it on Tuesday when topless dances are only $10? Arrived around 1pm. Mandatory valet parking. Said $5 but they guy didn’t ask for anything on…

I decide to visit here last week since it has been over a month. I have been having fun at Red Raven which is nearer my home. Sometimes the trip to the airport can be…

Why I ever made the decision to drive past this absolute babe utopia for some other second rate club on Michigan Avenue is beyond me. I finally popped my Flight Club cherry and now i…

A couple of Mondays ago I had work in central NJ and decided to continue south to the PL, where I have spent a lot of money and had many a good time. This visit…

This place has been described many times and those reports are pretty accurate. Went in on a Monday afternoon. Women were ok at best, most dancers were Brazilians, mostly older but a few younger ones…

Went here with a lady-friend just to try out my second Northen California club, knowing that it would not compare to anything the southern states has to offer (I may write a review of the…

Went in around noon on a Tuesday and as I was getting out of my car, Allie was getting out of hers. It was an instant turn on to see her in street clothes wearing…

This was a fairly unusual club. I've gone to clubs for decades all over the country (and world), and in DFW I tend to go to Baby Dolls most of the time, which I…

Details: parking tight, use Aldi across street. Cover 10 plus 6 at bar for refillable non alcoholic beverage. $5 gets girl nude on any of the 2 stages. Main stage has 3 poles Seating is…

Details.. parking can be an issue.. Daytime no cover. 3 stages, beers 2/4. good food and daily specials. Bathroom troll late afternoon and evenings. Day shift more diverse while evenings are more ethic. VIP dances…

I showed up around four on a Monday afternoon. They were about 15 customers and about 10 dancers. The dancers were all white except for two Latinas and one Asian/black mixed. I would say the…

It was Fourth of July so I went on a Sunday and I guess since Monday was a holiday they were open. But normally it is closed on a Sunday night. I wasn’t expecting much…

Second visit since easing of covid restrictions. Visited on Tuesday (day after observed 7/4 holiday) late afternoon not sure what to expect. No plastic dividers, seating available at the bar. About 7 customers in total. I was there…

I have been to Cheetah before, but it seems to be going in the wrong direction. There use to be a mix of girls. A little bit of everything. This is no…

I have only been to this club on 1 or 2 other occasions. Basically its a square room, with the rectangular bar in the back third with just a couple pool tables behind the…

Been coming to this place for about 5,6 months. was one of the very few clubs that was open during the pandemic. As what I've known about this club, the best days to visit -…

I was in Pompano area on business and decided to check out the Porthole based on previous reviews, especially to check out the $10 table dances. The Porthole is a small place, reminding me of…

I stopped by the club on a Sunday and was surprised by the quality and diversity of the club. There were about 15 girls working with dancers on multiple stages. Several slender brunettes,…

One of the worst experiences in a long mongering career. Walked into a very large but cute girl on stage. Went to the bar which can only be described as a cul-de-sac and the road…

I decided to try the planet again. Parking lot is across the street and it is a gravel. Walked in and the 1st room has a pool table and the doors to the bathrooms. Other room has a…

Another weekday afternoon visit. The deadest time for a club, but it suits my schedule. No cover, and I paid about $5 for a beer. Compared to my earlier visit more girls were working, 6…

The club was completely deserted, three customers including myself at about 6:30pm-8:30ish. I saw two girls - a hot MILF redhead, and a hot younger exotic girl. Spinner body, nice and tight shape and attractive…

Greetings, I was in Atlanta for the weekend and wanted to check out some of the local talent. The Magic City cover was ridiculous the night before and Tattle was next on the top 5 List…

I have never been to this club until last night (Monday) and wow couldn't believe what I was missing. I usually hit up Synn, spearmint or Tropical Lei but this time decided to make the…

Initially I passed this club since a large group of Prospect motorcycle members were parked all around this place. I then went to Pandora's (no review, it sucked). Came back, and less bikers were around.…

I've reviewed this place before, and it still is my favorite go-to club, even though I don't always have a great time. Club is well designed, fairly clean and updated, stage is tops (great lighting,…

First trip to Vegas post pandemic and had to pay a visit to palomino. Got the free ride from the strip (no brainer). Was a little apprehensive about ho things might have changed post…

Biseggi here!! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real Italian NYC strip club reviewer - all the boys know!!!! Aye!! I went to this all Hustler club two weeks ago - and…

This is an update from a visit a couple of weeks ago. I went on a mid-week afternoon, and there is no cover before 7 PM (though things may have changed in the last week or…

Great day at Oasis… the club doesn’t disappoint overall. Looks like a hole in the wall. Get there early in the evening and no cover. Masks not enforced. Security at entrance but they just have…

With the NYC scene not back to normal I finally took the plunge and decided to visit my first club in NJ. Johnny A's was my choice, thanks to this board - and I…

Wanted to check out day shift, so visited at 2:30pm on Monday, 7/5. In hindsight probably not a good decision. Didn’t have to pay cover ($5 daytime) because I was given a free 90 day VIP card…

Let’s get the particulars out of the way since the approvers don’t realize this club has been describe 2,701 times and really hasn’t changed. Club is located right off of a few major highways just…

Came here a few times last week during my PHX trip and similar to my experience at HL, was greeted by different tenured dancers on each of my visits. Dayshift was absent of London…

I stopped into the Cricket after a couple of years. It was my regular spot when I was younger; better than Bogarts or Henry’s, but not as upscale or expensive as Flight Club. It was…

Decided to spend the latter part of my Saturday evening documenting the talents of the new Playground Cabaret, previously known as the Sands. Here goes… Basics: no mask requirement, seating for maybe 40 in the…

I had a really great time at this club when I visited the Dells recently. First, what I really appreciated was that it wasn't pushy. You are able to just have a few drinks…

I live in New York but was heading to Philly for the long weekend to visit family. I hadn’t been to a Philly strip club in a while so I decided purple orchid was a…

I stopped in for the Leggs and Eggs late in the morning. There was a good crowd. There are 2 stages an upper and lower one. There are tables and chairs on…

The circus maybe the lowest of the block bars and that is saying something. Much larger than most of the block bars it had only three dancers and a hag of a barmaid.…

Howdy Gents. This is an amalgamation of 2 mid-week visits to PH, I believe Tuesday and Thursday, forgive me these days are a blur, or we're getting old. Lot was half full, so was the bar.…

This is review for two visits. Both on Wednesdays. This is still my favorite club but evidently Wednesday is a bad day. 12 bucks to get in. Drinks and snacks…

This was my second trip to Synn. I was here years ago when this club had another name and the interior was very different. I arrived around 4 in the afternoon and the parking lot was…

I went to the club around 10PM, cover was 20 and it full nude no alcohol club and drinks are included in the cover. They have 2 stages on the left side when you enter…

Stopped in the early evening, maybe about 7 pm or so. There were at least a half dozen girls working, probably mostly 6-8 in my opinion. I sat at the bar and all of them…

I was driving through the area and needed to take a break and grab some dinner. Ive been to Rachel's before, and have a pretty good sense of what I get there: a pretty good…

I hit up blaze at about 9 Saturday evening. I took an Uber from my hotel so I’m not sure what they were charging to park, but cover was $10. When I got…

I went on a Saturday night about 7, just a stop on the road while traveling. No one stopped me for a cover and there were about 11 or 12 women walking around dressed…

As I've told many people on this board im slowly winding down my clubbing and planning to retire by this fall. Johnny A's is one of my favorites to let off some steam. I wasnt…

I was in Atlanta for the weekend and decided to check this place out since it was literally around the corner from the hotel I was staying at. I walked over to the club…

Went to the pony last night while staying in Memphis. I've heard mixed things about it but had high hopes and they were somewhat met. Club is right off the interstate and you can't miss it.…

Since this place hasnt had a review in years, I'll put one up. Quick and easy to find just off I-76. Paved parking lot that is lit. Its BYOB if you want alcohol. I THINK there…

I went to Stars Sports Bar and Adult Entertainment on a Saturday night about 18:30. I got inside before the cover charge went into effect at 19:00. The club is in an economically depressed area,…

I visited Odyssey Showgirls on a Friday night about 23:30. As you drive in, you go through a corral that controls access to the parking lot. When you get to a wooden gate, a bouncer…

Visited on Friday of the 4th of July weekend. Basics rectangle bar - some dancers mingle for $ tips after their dance shift others have regulars that go directly to the lap dance rooms $ 10…

Came to the club on twice this past week (each visit during dayshift) while in town and both visits were interesting, but not quite like HL of old. This was my first visit since…

Not a fan of this joint. I was pulled in off the street by a dark skinned woman with a cups and no ass. She immediately went into the selling and upselling with me and…

I visited Breathless after a long hiatus. I initially stopped by on a Thursday before the 4th of July weekend. It was hopping so I decided to stop by again on Saturday. Bar seating was…

I was heading back to Tampa on Highway 54, so I decided to stop by this club on the way out of town as I would be driving by. Seeing only three cars in…

Went on Tuesday evening, the place is clean with full bar service. You enter right into the main floor, the club is small in general, after entering, there are two stages on the right, small…

First visit in a couple of years. Went in and paid a five dollar cover. They are also scanning ids now. When you walk in there is a long stage in front of…

As you can tell from the numbers, I was not overly impressed. There used to be some really nice looking girls here, but they were none on this day. no one was on stage and…

This is a club i have frequented and reviewed a few times. 1st post-COVID visit. This is a daytime club only. It really is a car wash. No day cover. Laid back place to drink in…

Went on a Friday at 3pm. When you walk in there is an empty lobby (always a good sign for those who don’t know the FS massage parlor scene) with multiple cameras. For…

I try to stop here any time I'm in the area. The building is pretty run down & the girls vary greatly(2 up to 8.5) but if you find one that strikes your fancy you…

After growing tired of some of the tame clubs I'd visited recently, I was craving some less restrictive fun. I didn't feel like a 4 hour drive to the Washington Park, E. St. Louis…

Crossed the border Saturday (6/26). Went through the Mexican side, Visa in hand, but nobody looked at me or it. This time I was dragging a big travel bag, because I had been on the…

After a very short and disappointing visit to BT's, I decided to check out the Criket again. No valet at SC, which is always nice. As I entered the fenced-off parking lot at about 3:20…

A friend of mine texted me around 8pm last night and said he wanted to check out the Smiles reopening. This is one of the local Hudson Valley clubs that has been closed for almost…

I stumbled into SR after a night out, this was the first time I've visited. There was a $15 cover but there was no problem getting in on a weekend night. Had to face dancers…

Hadn't been down to Somanauk for some time and decided to pay the club a visit. There were five dancers working when I got there around 8:30, and they kept trickling in. I'm fairly sure…

Visited at 11pm on a Monday night and stayed for two hours. Club is located about 10 minutes from the airport. Parking lot was paved, well-lit and safe. Cover charge was $10.…

I did a visit to PC to see how things returned post covid. The doorman and bartenders were the same which was great. For a description of the bar and layouts read past reviews because…

I’ve made this my home base on Michigan avenue. I enjoy it here. Self parking. Free entry during day. No bathroom troll. Girls are always easy on the eyes and as friendly as you’d like…

I made my way to pinups after my disappointing visit to Club Platinum. Arrived after midnight. Used Uber so didn’t have to pay for parking, entry fee cost $20. The layout of this particular club…

I visited Club Platinum on Saturday July 3rd, 2021. Came around 10:00 PM and stayed until 11:30 PM Used Uber so didn’t have to pay for parking, entry fee cost $20. The layout of this particular…

It’s always the same. I’ll keep it short and sweet. $5 to enter. If you have sunglasses on as you walk in the door, its so dark you won’t be able to see anything. Covid…

Pearls continues to be the greatest value at the beach. Laid back, low hustle, reasonable prices & sexy ladies. No cover during weekdays. A hottie in a schoolgirl skirt and pigtails was on stage working the…

Well I'm from Harrisburg, PA so normally I wouldn't travel this far to go to a strip club but I was in Greencastle, PA with a few hours to find something to while my…

As I mentioned in my review of The Vegas Club, Showplace benefited from the shutdown of Chicago and Milwaukee clubs. Many of the dancers that came from other clubs to work here during shutdown have…

So this was actually my second time visiting this club. The first time was a few weeks back on a Friday @4:30-6. (I'd give the friday visit a 4/10 for vibe and dancer friendliness. However…

Arrived around 10 on Thursday after a disappointing trip to BSC. $6 cover, and he scanned my license. $5 for a bottled water. I haven't been to BA at night for a…

Decided to stop at Lusty's with hope there might be something worth my time. There was not. As reviewed before Lusty's a dive with all the low hanging fruit from the street . It is…