Reviews

Like the prior reviewer, I'm not hard to please. Give me some decent looking women who are up for a moderate amount of extras that offer fair services for fair money. I'll freely…

I am looking forward to returning to Locomotion when I visit the Toronto area soon. My last visit was just before the pandemic, so I hope by now it is back to normal. One of…

The club is just as it appears from outside. Not a lot of spectacular talent. No private room and no extras. There were about 7 girls. All of them were AA and there was one…

I went on Friday for the Legs and Eggs. If you haven’t been there for that, they have a shift of about 10 ladies that work from 7 AM- 12 PM. After 12 PM another…

I’ve been to three clubs in the Portland area and this was my favorite thus far. Stadium seating was unique and made it easy to settle in and get a sense for the landscape. In…

Stopped by late on a Friday night (aroud 10:30PM). Very quiet neighborhood but managed to land a free parking spot in front of the club. Big sign that noted "masks required"…

Club hasn't changed much but Halloween decorations are out. Got there Monday night sometime after 8pm. $5 cover and one drink min. Game was on and they were giving 2 for 1…

Club is on an awkward corner of a main road and a one way street. It's located next to a liquor store and has a side entrance if you go around the block and park…

Thought I'd put in my 2 cents since this place had not been reviewed recently. The entry to the parking lot has been slightly altered so you don't lose your tailpipe anymore. They blocked off the…

Staying near the airport, looked for the nearest club so ended up here at around 8:30pm on Sat. There was a man collecting the $10 entrance fee and after entering through the turnstile like a subway…

This place is huge. I believe it's connected to an adult video store, but I didn't go in. The entrance isn't very clearly marked, but it's in the front. The entrance to…

I arrived at VIP around 10 pm on a Friday night. This is definitely a regulars bar. There were about 7 or 8 customers and maybe 6 dancers plus a door man and…

Visited on a Tuesday night, its not that obvious how to find this place. From the Indiana Tollway from Chicago, take the Calumet exit then turn right, the club is on the left hand…

I pulled into the Firehouse for the first time on a Monday evening. The parking lot looked decently full but I soon found out that there wasn’t much going on inside. Immediately upon entering, I…

I'm in the area quite often but never stopped in. So 1st off the neighborhood is pretty sketchy I've never felt unsafe personally but it may not be for you. I get there pay my $10…

Another review of coliseum.. So I tipped a couple of different dancers during each of their stage sets, and the only ones too come back to talk was a dancer named rain and another named pixie,…

Got there at 1030 for my buddy’s bachelor party. We waited in line for 30 minutes and then then let us in and showed us to our table that I had reserved. It was…

I went on a Monday afternoon. I was concerned it would be dead, and it was worse than I thought. Even though they opened at 11:30, at noon I was the first customer.…

I visited around 5 pm on a Friday a couple of weeks ago. This was my second visit to a strip club, the other being a fully nude (Scarlett's); I knew this was a bikini…

Now that things are starting to open up again in New York, it's worth noting that this is still one of the very few clubs that is open before 5PM. You will pay a…

Visited Palomino as a Vegas local on Sunday night. Took a seat by the bar and had a beer. Got approached by a dark haired girl Raven who immediately poached me for VIP. Passed. Went…

I've been to hundreds of clubs, and now after thoroughly visiting these Pittsburgh clubs, I know they are close to the absolute worst(Beemers is good, but most of the girls are ugly). Many of the…

Well first time here. Still looking for a Follies replacement. Potential even if a bikini club, but not there yet. Arrived sometime after 3 pm and parked free up front on the side.…

Very small club on the same space as some storefront businesses and a fast food restaurant. I sat in the lot for a bit doing some work and noticed several dancers walking in.…

Sparkys has that dive bar feel and is a well known bar for those looking for "extras" but people's success varies greatly. I've heard from the dancers that the owner is said to have received…

Teasers seems to be thriving after a long pandemic shutdown. When they first reopened there was a real shortage of girls, but they appear to have gotten back plenty of previous dancers as well as…

Stopped in for a quick visit at around 8PM on a Friday. The building is dinky lookin in the middle of nowhere. Parking lot was decently busy, and didn't feel sketchy to park at. Paid…

House of Babes was my favorite club in Columbus. I had moved out of state since then around July 2021. I was considered a semi-regular customer going there 2-3 times a month. To bring you up…

This place is another lap dance factory. By that I mean, unless you if you mean to spend an evening here, unless you adjust your strategy, you will fall into the trap that everything…

I stopped by spearmint Rhino late evening around 11 for the $10 Tuesday dances. I was disappointed to find out that their a new manager that cancelled it. I walked in and paid $10 for cover.…

I decided to visit the House nightclub under no provocation or recommendation dolo after a Friday night out traversing the infamous U street with a group of friends. This was my first time. I took…

I went here after going to Oz. It's like across the street (Umerhton (I'm sure I spelled it wrong). It's a small joint, white building, with a smallish parking lot, though I suppose…

I went to Allure Gentlemen’s Club on a Tuesday at about 18:00. There was no cover charge and no ID scan at the door. Sincweisers were a very affordable $3, which was the Happy Hour…

I was traveling with a friend as we were both in Palm Beach on business. When we arrived there is an option for "VIP" parking at $10 or $20, neither is worth it as it…

Today was the first day I had a real opportunity to visit good old Washington Park, IL in about 2 years. There has always been a clear difference between LFHC and Hollywood Showclub/now Scarlett's…

Gave Jiggles a try the other night around 10:30. I little out of my way but sounded like a safe neighborhood which it is. A bet sketchy getting there though. Anyway, walk in past a…

In the past when I have visited this club it was late afternoon. There is no cover and they have beer specials that run until 6. I visited a couple of times last week later…

Stopped on there Monday night $10/dance opportunity. Arrived around just past 830. There were a lot of cars but not that many people in there. Paid $16 entree fee and found a seat and baught…

This club is in an industrial area with a good sized parking lot. Two doormen waved me in as I arrived and I could see they had video monitoring of the parking area. The club…

I can’t hold a candle to the previous descriptions of the architectural layout of the club, but I’ll add my description. You walk thru a long entranceway and thru a metal detector. Somebody in a…

I drive a truck for a living so I enjoy visiting clubs around the country. So this is my third visit to this Spearmint Rhino. Let me go over a few details and some updates…

BT's is one of the NICEST, CLEANEST, WELL LIT clubs in the area. The atmosphere is usually, very "low key" Decided to stop in to watch the second half of the U of M football game.…

It’s been a looong time since I have felt comfortable going into a club. But, having had the vaccine and getting a breakthrough case of Covid finally gave me the confidence to get back…

Stopped by on Monday night on my way home and spent about an hour and a half here. The vibe is very cool and laid back. There were about 6 dancers, mostly white with 1…

This club was far from cheap. Good security beautiful dancers, but the cover charge was $40 you have to get singles via cash app from the bar they take 10% and the drinks are like…

Went to Cheetah’s Pompano Beach from 1:30pm to 4pm, and 5pm to close on Friday evening. Paid $2 for parking, good size well lit lot in safe area. If you leave check with attendant as…

I’m town for work and decided to stop by on a Sunday night. Club advertises free valet but lot was large and well-lit, so I opted to self-park. Arrived about 8:30pm, paid the $10 caver,…

LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. [Exterior] It is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and…

My visit to Shimmers on a Sunday evening was a terrible waste of time. I do not recommend it unless you fetishize obese women. It is more akin to a locals bar for fat fetishists…

Two different dayshift reviews- a few weeks apart. Snuck out to explore and they were only Washington park place open for dayshift. Both times there were very few dancers working (2-3) and when…

Snuck away from family to explore and during the day options were slim to none. Masters had two girls working plus bartender. no cover charge and the beer was normal range for a…

I was in the neighborhood so I called up to see if Brittany was working and she was. There was plenty of room in the parking lot (free) and about ten customers in the club.…

This place was easy enough to get to for my first time to Florida strip clubs, near the highway, on major roads. I found the strip clubs in Pinnellas county to be convenient to…

There's a parking charge but I uber'd and when you get in there's a hostess in a sunny room that might tell you about specials. If you get there before 3 on a Monday they'll…

This place was absolutely amazing! My first time I did not know what to expect. It was a $10 charge to enter. Cheap drinks. A lot of girls seemed to Klinger to some other people…

I found a $10 off coupon online for DejaVu so I decided to go. Still cost $10 cover. The last time I was there (many years ago) they had lots of young pretty dancers, each…

So since my last post wasn't detailed enough IL explain in full detail Went out with some friends ended up going to the vue as I walked in normal 10 dollar pay for the entertainment…

I visited just after lunch time on a weekday afternoon, and The Venue was a little busier than I expected--but that means not very busy. Maybe 10 customers, some finishing their lunches. Most nursing beers.…

I arrived at Vvide via Uber around 3pm on Monday. I paid $10 to the bouncer, had a very light pat down and proceeded down stairs. As others have said, it’s very dark walking down…

I happened to be in the area so decided to take a chance on a Saturday shortly after opening (listed as 12 noon and I arrived around 1pm). Club is located in an industrial area…

My boyfriend had never been to a strip club, AND his birthday was coming up; so I decided to surprise him!! I've been to quite a few strip clubs in the past, but never had…

I frequent this place (like 2-3 times a week, most weeks), but it's been a long time since I've reviewed it, it doesn't get reviewed often, and there have been some developments everyone should know…

I visited on the First Friday of October about an hour before shift change to avoid cover charge. There seemed to be quite a few customers. However, there appeared to be only approximately…

This was my first time ever in a strip club - it was my girlfriend's idea. She's not exactly bi but definitely enjoys a nice pair of tits in her face (ok maybe enjoys a…

It’s good to be back! After almost two years Of waiting… I was given the opportunity to walk through those curtains to our Disneyland. Wow what a rush… it was about 6:30pm on a Wed…

I recently made another trip to Treasure Club. Not terrible overall but the club just had a different feel, probably because so many new girls. I arrived at 1 on a Friday afternoon. Parking lot…

I visited NY Showgirls this past Friday evening and business was slow. I only saw three girls, two of them were AA and the other one was a hot Latino girl. I tipped the Latino girl…

When I’m in the area, I like to pop in here, just to see the variation in talent. I was pleasantly surprised at the quantity available. I have been here in the past when there…

I decided to try blackjacks again since it’s one of the closer clubs near me. The last time i was there I was really trying to feel out the place. the club is not huge…

On my way home, wanted to swing by either Sahara or Paradise for some Ld’s but ended up at Synn instead ( based on the weak night roll-call at the other two clubs ). Luckily,…

I stopped by here to meet a friend (dancer) on my way home. I had my vip fun for the day at another club and only had about an hour to hang out. Parking was…

Football Sunday found me out at Desires for 3 hours, watching too few girls and too many guys. Decided to head home for the Patriots game, but stopped in here for a beer, for…

This is a review from a couple of weeks ago, but I had such a good time, wanted to note it here for the masses. I arrived at the club at around 2pm - I…

Visited on Thursday evening. Decent parking. You pay cover of $20 (Increased after the pandemic) and head inside a big rectangle room. Once you settle in a bar chair kind of setup, you pay $7…

Went to Bare Assets yesterday around 1pm as I happened to be in the area, and knew I could have a beer or 2 while watching some football if there wasn’t any talent in the…

I wanted to try SC's in Long island for a while, got here around 8 pm on Sunday night. Location and Entry: Good thing about the place right across jericho turnpike, safe, well lit, and no…

After reading reviews , i decided to give Vivide another try. I arrived via Uber , after a light pat down I walked into the club for free . It has a upstairs and a…

I rarely find myself in Tampa, but I try to visit 2001 Odyssey when I'm in town. As others have stated, this is totally a tourist club. I can understand the locals not liking it…

I heard good things about Vivide, and I was free in Atlanta for one night so I tried it. I was disappointed. The neighborhood was run down light industrial, pretty standard for clubs…

I went to Vixens Cabaret at 23:30 on a Monday night. Vixens is an industrial area three miles north of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. Free self parking is available, but a significant…

As soon as you arrive you get checked by security and then pay a $10 cover in the hallway which has the bathrooms. When you walk into the main room the bar is in…

Okay my first post pandemic visit. Some things haven't changed. Had to spend about $5 on valet parking. He drove it may 10 yards to an empty spot. Unnecessary... Anyway cover was $10. I…

Stopped by LS a couple times during the day and evening this past week. It’s a small-ish club. An airplane shaped stage in the middle of a rectangular room with multiple poles.…

A week or two ago I noticed that Founder had removed the "closed" status on Nightshift. Some quick Internet searches told me Nightshift was reopening this weekend. So I decided to TOFTT and check it…

I thought I’d add a review here since there hasn’t been one in a while, but the truth is there is just not that much to say about Trails. As I’ve stated on other reviews,…

Last time I went to this club it was still called Centerfolds. I was wary Cheetah, with promises of a ‘cigar lounge’ and ‘aerial silk dancers’, would be TOO classy and fancy (see: needlessly expen$ive.)…

I stopped in saturday afternoon hoping to see the twins. Unfortunately the twins weren't there. This is a small bar. The bartender was attractive with bright pink hair. She has dimples…

So I decide to stop by Lust this past Thursday night around 11:30pm to waste time before I went home. Cover charger $20 and at that point I should've left because I only saw 1…

Plenty of information on the layout of this place. This was my first time here since Covid. Was on my way to casino and thought I'd stop by here first. Arrived around 6 PM.…

Went to Passion Cabaret on Friday at around 4:30 pm. I'd been hearing about them reopening the club and even though I had never been there before they closed I was curious to check…

I've been here twice, once just before Covid and once a couple of weeks ago. Both times, the club has been super quiet. There's a pole but I didn't see a dance on either visit…

Now that J's bar is closed down after a shooting and Bobby's only allow a back massage in the bar (no dances), Carl's and Louie's are the only clubs in the area for the basic,…

I stopped by on a recent Thursday evening. I rode my motorcycle there. They still charge $7 to park in front however I park it myself vs. them taking my nice ride to their mandatory…

Came in at 6 on a Friday night. No cover charge before 7. I believe it’s $10 after that Club is located in a busy commercial area on RTE 27. Building almost looks like a…

Salt Lake’s strip club rules basically boil down to this: a club can have Alcohol, Lap Dances, or nudity, but it has to choose ONE. This is the club that chose nudity, which means there’s…

Thursday night was pretty busy. Must have been 20 dancers. I found an open table. Almost more girls than customers. One or two guys at tip rail but most at tables. They did…

I popped in on Friday early evening after a lengthy hiatus. This was never one of my favorite clubs, and I'm afraid not much has changed here since the advent of Covid. This club is…

I don't get down this way much anymore since I quit most of my work there{traffic sucks} but was nearby so couldn't resist stopping somewhere which ended up being Bishop's. I got there around 3 a…

This is a review of four different mid-afternoon visits. Three during the week and one on Saturday. I'm new to the valley but not to the SC scene. I'm doing gig deliveries…

Back in Vegas for work but with one key difference...I was with a co-worker who was fluent in Spanish! Drove to the club and parked right outside in a dirt lot. This club…