Reviews

I went into Carnival for the first time since before the pandemic a few weeks ago. Place is basically the same as it always was. There is a porno/sex toy shop on the…

One night in town and time to visit one club. Based on reviews decided that Cowboys had the level of depravity that I required. Normal cover charge and a beer was typical strip…

I went to this place expecting a good time and was very disappointed, I have been to some of the best strip clubs where you get the most bang for your buck and this place…

Visiting San Francisco for work and once my obligations were done I decided to check out the local scene. Ventured over to Centerfolds which was only a 10 min ride from my hotel by…

Early evening visit while doing business in Austin. A traveler so not going to be a regular here. If I lived here I don't know that I would be either. CLub had…

Layout. From the outside it’s a big brick building. You enter through a door on the left of the front of the building. It’s a long hallway with a metal detector. $10 cover. Elevator on…

It has been a while since I stopped into Bogarts. I figured "Tuesday's" should be an entertaining visit. Typically, the club has given benefits to dancers who come in on Tuesday. That usually means there are…

Made a visit to Emporerers on Monday night. I arrived at 8 pm and paid $10 for admission. As you walk in the L shaped bar is to the left. There's a main stage and…

I haven't been to the Red Carpet for many years. It was a nice, small town bar with young ladies who danced topless, the last time I was here. There was no "VIP" and all…

The parking lot, at least on the one side of the building nearest the drive I entered, was starting to fill up already at about 8:30pm on the Wednesday I visited. It looked like there…

$5 cover. Ample, almost suburban parking. All change in $2 bill nonsense isn't done anymore. ID scan. Using a non-drivers license ID no longer works. Whole ID gets scanned, not swiped like before. I used to use…

Cheetah Pompano was a relatively easy drive from the Fort Lauderdale area. When I arrived around 9:00pm on a Tuesday evening there was plenty of parking available in a lit parking lot. The guy outside…

I met a girl at Casa, and she told me she works at Desire as well. I decided to check out Desire on one of the days she was working. It located in NE Portland…

I haven't been visiting a lot of clubs lately, mainly because I'm tired of the way the talent has been all over lately, it has been so hit and miss lately. Very few…

Went with my gf on a Sunday night late. Even then they still charged a cover for us both. Few patrons and probably 4 girls. Chill bartender, Mike was great. Drinks are very reasonable, 3-5…

I found myself going to Desires too much and every time I went in a certain dancer would spend time with me to the point where I wasn’t able to talk to other dancers and…

I finally checked Globe of my bucket list. Arrived at 2:00pm for public sex day. After a quick shower and breakfast the show started. 7 couples on stage sucking and fucking and surrounded by a…

Got there last Wednesday. Had dances from several girls. I only remember Mimi's name as her's was the only memorable tableside dance. The rest were very hands on both ways, but very…

Late Friday night visit. This is a fairly small club wedged onto the side of a little shopping center. When you walk in the stage is in front with some small tables and chairs scattered…

This review is based off several visits. This is one of the main clubs I go to when I’m town. It’s the ultimate hit or miss club though, more to come on that. Dolphin opens…

I stopped on a Friday afternoon a little after opening. When I arrived, I had to pay a $2 cover to enter. I was given change and told me that it was 2 for 1…

I was going to wait to post this review so I can get a free month but I just had to. This club was by far, the worst experience that I ever had. It wasn't…

I’m actually a dancer I like the staff here the bartenders are always a good time and I did enjoy my time being here. I really don’t like the customers they made it so uncomfortable…

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but…

Located on the service road in front of target. On the opposite corners of the interstate intersection you've got Walmart and twin peaks, and then another corner has hooters and a bunch of smaller restraunts.…

This was my first time back to Cheetah's in a while. I went a couple of weekends ago. I arrived on a saturday night a little after 10 pm. I was able to find…

Paid another visit to Nicole's, first Tim ou in a out 2 years due to pandemic. It was about 4PM, no one else there except for the older lady behind the counter and 3…

Cab II was one of my favorite clubs before the pandemic, probably because it has yet to install cameras in the lap dance booths. It reminds me of days gone by when dancers were a…

Right off a main road, you'll be seen walking from your car to the front door by everyone passing by. Walk in early enough and there won't be a bouncer. But even when there is…

I rolled thru on a cold and cloudy Saturday afternoon. Severe snow squalls expected in the afternoon and they certainly ripped thru at around 3pm. It was awesome. Anyway, the PH sits right on Rt…

Someone once described this club as “where old strippers go to die.” They were being kind. I was there on a recent Saturday afternoon. My first hint should have been the few cars in the large…

I stopped by this club on a Sunday night while being in Louisville for Monday morning meeting. There is a $5 cover charge when you walk in the door, but parking is free and there…

This was my first visit to the club since the onset of Covid and the changes to the Texas law that raised the minimum age to work in a strip club to 21. As such,…

Ahhh dear ol’ Spearmint Rhino Rialto. If any remember my name and can account that I’ve sincerely missed the way this place use to be back in the 2009 to 2014 years. Yes! I realize…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club 2/26/22 11:45 pm to 1:00 am This club is intended as an after-hours place. No alcohol is sold and it is open until 6:00 am. I came here after a short visit to…

Got in there with my buddy late night after hitting the bars. Ten dollar cover when we went. Good thing is that there's no drink minimum so we just spent our money on the dancers. The…

Visited on Friday for the first time in over 2 years. Was pleasantly surprised and the friendly staff and dancers. There were 5 or 6 dancers there about 3pm on Friday and about 6 or…

So I decided to see what was it like to work here I audition and got hired immediately was literally the prettiest girl there and I’m not just saying that. I will describe in full…

CaBaRet II 2/26/22 9:30 pm to 10:30 pm I went to CaBaRet II because of the people rating from this site. Maybe I don’t fully understand this rating. I thought it was about the quality, including attractiveness,…

This spot is verrrrryyyyy different from how any strip club operates ime. Cover was 10 bucks There were 3 girls in there. One was bbw plus but was kinda cute The other dancer was definitely older but was…

Despite some of the recent reviews of this place, I decided to try out Dreamgirls on a Saturday night. The club is located about 5 minutes away from Mohegan Sun & Pocono Downs Casino.…

This is covering a couple of visits this in the past few weeks. A couple on Thursdays and one on a Saturday. Evenings for all the times. One note before the start. This club is full…

Visit was a few weeks ago on a Friday afternoon happy hour time frame. Quick trip to Naples to visit buddy and had 2 hours to kill after landing in FM from fly over…

My first visit to this club. Comparing it to the other Pompano clubs, there are many similarities to Cheetah and DD. Parking lot appeared full at 5pm in Sunday. As I'm looping around the…

Club Rouge 2/25/22 8:00 pm to 1:00 am For all its celebrated weirdness, it was nice to find a strip club in Portland that felt like a polished, well-run establishment. Though it has that DeJa Vu corporate…

I recently received a message from a dancer I have had some fun times at another club, letting me know she is back dancing at 82nd Strip, along with her schedule. I had yet to…

Casa Diablo Original Blood 2/24/22, 10:00 pm to 1:00 am Is Casa Diablo the quintessential Portland strip club? There is certainly an argument for it; the club is weird, grungy, friendly and accepting. But I’ll leave the…

First time coming back to Casa in a couple of years. One of the reasons I decided to come on this day was I saw that on their website on their schedule that there were…

I stopped in on a Thursday night before things startd to get really busy, saw a familar dancer on stage and tipped her. After her set she came over and talked for a little while,…

Had a great night at TT last Friday. Arrived at 7:00ish by Uber so there was no parking fee but it is $5 and we’ll run. For the first time I payed the early cover…

This place was good for a few years, a few years ago. Unfortunately, they completed a bit of an upgrade like 2 years (ish) ago and they added cameras upstairs and increased the lighting. Now,…

Club Detour opened towards the end of the last year. It is across the street from Spyce on Burnside. There’s no place to park there, so you will have to find a paid parking lot…

I haven’t been to Hank’s in months and today was a sloppy thawing Michigan February day. I parked my car in the pothole-laden area they call a parking lot, and beware of at least 1…

Others have explained the layout in detail so I won’t rehash too much. Small club, pretty standard setup with a handful of tables surrounding one stage, video poker area, good sized patio. I felt a…

After an 17-month hiatus due to the pandemic, I made a few trips to one of my favorite mongering haunts after the U.S.-Canada border opened in August. For those who enjoy the relaxed atmosphere and…

Went on a Saturday around 4 pm and stayed a couple hours. Domestic beer was cheap on happy hour and the place was pretty dead but picking up when I finally left with maybe 10 dancers…

I was in town for business and stopped by LS on a Thursday afternoon. It’s a small-ish club. An airplane shaped stage in the middle of a rectangular room with multiple poles. Tables around the stage.…

This was my first-ever visit to Penns Port, but I was intrigued by prior reviews. Those basically described the club as a neighborhood bar with naked women, no lap dances. Honestly, I don’t think I…

Needing a way to allow the smoke to waft away from my clothing after a visit to Penns Port Pub just a few hundred steps away, I decided to visit Show N Tell for the…

Was in Vegas with my wife and managed to sneak away for 2 hours while she got a spa treatment. Arranged for a limo ride, called ahead as I had limited time window, and…

Dress code enforced. Tried to get in with some pjs and its a no go. Came back a few days later with dress pants. Girl at the front remembered me and immediately…

This, place, is, HOT!!! Get your asses here now. I saw the best stage performance across Texas, Atlanta, and Florida. The girl climbed up to the top, did the splits, grabbed both ankles, was…

Stopped at G Spot at 1:30 on a Tuesday afternoon. As has been described repeatedly, this is a true dive bar. Free parking on a lot beside the building, no cover. A…

I stopped into this club twice today. The first time, around 2pm, there were 2 bartenders, a manager, 3 guys at the bar and me. You’ll notice I didn’t mention dancers - there were none.…

Not been back in a bit, so when work took me to Greenville, thought I would swing by Lust. Good news, no masks, woohoo. Layout - no change. Lots of parking. Outside, there is a truck…

No table dances seemed to be available, just couch dances in a semicircle area by the dj booth. Most of the girls were white, with 2 AA and 1 Latino girl working. Most of the…

After an underwhelming visit to G Spot I moved on to OGD about 2:15 on a Tuesday afternoon. Free parking and no cover, but signs on the door stating 2 drink minimum. Despite…

Philadelphia, PA. Friday Night. Christopher Columbus Blvd. Industrial area. Right past a Wawa. NJ/PA people get their panties wet over that place, IT'S A FUCKING GAS STATION. BRO. Anyway. Park down the street in front…

I stopped here mid-afternoon on a Saturday between visits to Dancers Royals (see review). I sat at the bar, and the biggest thing I took away is that the guys playing pool had no idea…

So , I arrived around 4pm with some time to kill after an appointment. It was an nice amount of people inside the club . I would say it about 30 dancers while I was…

This is my new favorite spot in ATL! 5$ butt-naked dances, with liberal touching can't be beat! I paid $15 to park on one of the back rows of the parking lot. $10 cover charge. Light…

I went to Wax several weeks ago, but just now getting around to doing a review. I went the night that it snowed in Atlanta. It was actually coming down in flurries as I went…

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place, there…

This is my first visit post pandemic.I live in the Midwest so there are not much high mileage clubs in this region. I arrived around 9 pm there were around 10-12 girls working . Few…

This review covers several visits in January and February 2022. Every visit I arrived around 6 p.m. and they were either on Sundays or week nights. Parking is as good as could be imagined,…

Philadelphia, PA. You know with a name like this I had to drive up in a purple suit blasting Prince. I was tempted to even break out the cane. Friday night around 11. On…

So I decided to check out Synn Van nuys on a Friday afternoon after reading Reviews of a certain Dancer named Seduce. I wanted to see if she could float my boat. The place is…

This is going to be a short review because my visit was a total waste of time. Club is in a strip mall which is sort of hard to get to at least if your going…

I visited SLC and happened to have two hours before heading to airport. I checked Google map and tuscl and found this club is close to airport and have ok review scores. The club has limited…

This was the first of two stops in Jacksonville. First time at this place. It was the middle of the afternoon on Friday and the place was pretty crowded. Parking lot is in front of…

Decided to check this place out based on other reviews and I wasn’t disappointed. I pulled up on a Friday afternoon, about 1 and it was much busier than I expected for the time…

This place looks fairly clean, but it's also dark, so it's hard to tell. The bathroom is dingy and sometimes without paper towels. They started scanning ID's at the door after the shooting…

I visited Wednesday evening after reading reviews here. Also, it's been a while since went to a strip club so this was nice. The parking and cover as mentioned in various reviews are decent. $10.…

This is the second of two Jacksonville visits. First time at this place. Sinsations is a fairly small place. It wasn’t very crowded when I went inside, although the parking lot in front of the…

I visited Puregold after a long hiatus due to covid and not being to able to travel to the area. I would not go into the details of the layout as it is pretty much…

I have reviewed this place before so won't waste space on the physical details. I arrived about 1pm as I was making my way inside there.were a couple of dancers hanging out in their cars in…

I come here pretty often as it's probably the best choice in Orlando. As has been mentioned many times, the Mouse keeps a tight grip on the action here so don't expect any mileage…

I arrived at the Red Leopard at 6:30pm Thursday on February 24th 2022. Club Description: Small strip joint located in a strip mall on Highway A1A. Inside the only stage is directly in front.…

I arrived at around 11 PM via Lyft. There about 6 bouncers gathered our front. No one seemed interested and, in spite of being the only customer trying to enter, no one acknowledged me.…

I’ve stayed away from Bandaids because of so many mediocre to bad reviews. But I’m glad I gave it a shot. I was there on a Sunday at 12:30 pm. I got my ID scanned…

I think it is time for me to make another contribution to this site. I just returned from my 3rd visit to Cascades Hotel and Hong Kong bar. The hotel has its own…

This was my third or fourth trip to the club. I went on a Thursday night around 8:30 and there were a ton of girls. I believe cover was $20. Nobody pushed…

First time to PTs. Easy parking in front. Paid $15 covert to get in. I arrived around 7 which is probably not a great time to go. Only a handful of…

Visited my first Vegas club while on a business trip. Was really interested to see how the scene was. Arrived after 9, paid my cover and doorman set me up with a dancer as soon as…

PT centerfolds day shift is average to below average., $15 daytime cover. No ID scan which is odd cause they have scanned before. 1 drink min. Cost $4.75 Dances $30 or 3/100 full nude in side area.…

Well should have stayed at Buck's Cab Dallas since it was their 7th year anniversary party and it was Lit! Numerous dancers there, but they were all interested in the make it rain in…

Visited 3 different Sat. nights in Nov./Dec. 2021 - I LOVE THIS PLACE - definitely going back each and every time I am in WPB. I like black and latin girls - there are lots…

Foxy is my favorite club in Providence and has been for years. It is clean and there isn't a thug factor that you can feel at Fantasies or Caddy, not that I won't visit…

Caddy is right off the highway 146, not too far from Rt 95, relatively close to the State House in Providence, near a Home Depot - industrial section of the city. You enter the club and…

I went into the Candy Store for the first time a while ago. I live nearby, so it was high on my to-do list. It ended up being more of a "Bar with Tits" than…