Great club, great vibes, zero mileage, but...

Jumbo’s is an LA landmark. It’s trendy, cool, and don’t be surprised if you’re sitting next to a celebrity or musician. The girls are hot and sometimes the crowd is even hotter. Everyone is there to have a good time and throw money at the dancers. I’ve been coming in for years to see Kitty’s statuesque form spin and roll around on the stage. She looks like Angelina Jolie and moves like Mick Jaggar. After a dance the girls will hangout and conversations can often lead to an after party at another nearby bar or restaurant. I’m there to make friends, and I have friends who have converted friendships into something more—but that’s not the norm.

I rolled in earlier this week to see Kitty again and met a voluptuous starlet (I forget her name) with long black hair and a booty that’s burned in my mind. I think she’s new as many of the other dancers have been there for a while. There were 3 other dancers that night so a nice rotation on stage and hanging out in the club. This is a small place and sometimes there’s a line out front to get in, but I got there around 9pm on Wednesday so entry was easy. This is a bikini bar so they girls are wearing pasties and layered bottoms. Drinks are moderately priced but strong, there’s an ATM, retro music vibes. The girls know they’re something special because this place is as historic as the Chinese Theatre.

Plan to spend $200+ to be in on the fun but don’t expect any mileage.