Killing time on a Chicago snowstorm

I was about to leave and go south for the winter so I decided to hit a couple clubs in the snowstorm. I have had super fun on "snow days" in the clubs, and conversely, have seen days virtually no one is there. This was in between.

Got there and paid my cover, they have a pretty much forced valet program but you can park on the street of the industrial area the club is in and walk a block or two. I was not comfortable parking in this snow on the street so I ended up paying 10 bucks to valet and having to hide my personal items in a little trap I have under the console. I don't like doing that as I don't trust valets.

Entered and paid another cover of 15 bucks, said it was discounted because of weather, I don't believe it but whatever, I expect up to 20 to be dumped to go to any strip club. Guy in tux shirt wanted to take me to VIP or table, hawking for more tip. I just went to the bar. There was a very cute milfy barmaid, bouncy titties and ass in short shorts. No complaint, she was attentive and nice and responsive to a small tip each drink. The domestic beer was 6 bucks and a shot of Jack was 11.