Reviews

Newton, NJ. I just came from Stage Dolls and I thought was out there, this one really out in the woods. I think I might have seen big foot and the jersey devil coming here.…

Brief background: I had a "window of opportunity" on a Friday afternoon to find a "spinner" for some adult entertainment. First stop was Landing Strip around 4:30 PM. I parked my own…

Lake Hopatcong, NJ. Wednesday night at midnight. Plenty of parking, parked in front. Walk in, no cover, no nothing, sit at the bar. Layout is left side, rectangle bar with stage inside. One girl up…

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax you…

It’s been a while since I’ve been here. The good news is that this place is still open. Bad news is that it hasn’t changed much. Same old creaky chairs at the bar, same decor,…

Pretty standard club in a quiet part of downtown. From the outside, it seems pretty unassuming, with only the neon sign of a dancing girl to let you know this is in fact a strip…

Hey gentlemen! This is my first review. I’m relatively new to this space, only been to Baby Dolls out in Dallas and Scores out in Vegas (btw fuck Vegas prices). Throughout the review I may…

Thanks to all the reviews here. DD didn't disappoint. Reached around 10pm on Wednesday night. Parking lot was almost full. Paid the parking guy 5 (there was a board saying $5 at night and $2 during…

Its been four years since I've been able to get to Washington Park. I did a two day tour this is my first review. So I pulled into Moochies, sad to see Dollies closed.…

I reached there on Tuesday at 5 PM. Parking was $10, and I gave $20 to the cashier lady in front. She gave me a change in $1 notes; I didn't count. Inside was pitch…

I visited this club during the last couple weekends in March 2022, Friday or Saturday nights around 10pm-1am. I payed $10 cover charge each time. The club hasn’t changed much in the last couple of years.…

I headed up here from Newport Beach and got into the club about 9 PM. The first thing I noticed was that it was fairly crowded-lots of dancers and patrons. The Second thing I noticed…

On my last visit to NYC, this club was closed so I visited another club with two locations. During this visit, I was walking to dinner and noticed Sapphire was open and along my…

It had been a while since I hit Pandoras. The talent has been so so lately. The cover is $10. You have to buy a $5 soda during the day. The place is am old…

This club as other reviews note looks just like Midway Invader. You enter, there's a big area with tables and chairs in front of the stage, and a bar at the back with stools…

Stratford, CT. Wednesday night around 11pm. Across from a mall. I went last week, this club was listed as closed and under a different name so just waited for the listing to update. Also hasn't…

This is my third review of the Pink Pussycat Lounge, though I've been there a few more times. They were all pretty normal and similar to my last review until this time, which I felt…

recent trip to Dallas, Tx - good god I miss the good old days of Texas Showgirls on the I35 Got to BDD about 4pm, paid like 5 at the door including tip. place has been…

For those who haven't been, TD's is right off the highway and directly when you walk in your ID is scanned and the bouncer wands you. In the afternoons there is one stage operating front…

Visited from 100-330 on a Saturday. I was surprised there were about 20 dancers at 1 PM. Probably 70% white along with a few AA and Latin women. Everyone was at least a 6 with…

Took an Uber from DT St. Louis for $12 around 4pm on a Tuesday. There is a dispensary next door and their sister club Country Rock is few hundred yards away. Cover was $11 and…

went in last week on Tuesday, so this is a week old - no daytime cover. beers are $5.50 (which is odd) most people during the day simply hang out at the bar and chat or watch…

I finished a late work dinner, and decided to stop by Gold Club. As I walked in I was warmly greeted by the bouncer, paid cover and entered the establishment. First thing I noticed was…

Right up front, Dallas is one of the best strip club cities in good ole 'murica. Its consistency, quality (in terms of looks and attitude) of the ladies, and price are tough to beat for…

Went here with a group of 5 guys. I was here about 3 years before and wanted to check it out again. It's big long building with free parking in the back. Seems…

I went to the 19th last Friday afternoon. I arrived about 4:30. There is ample parking. Once inside, the club has the standard Philly set-up There is a stage surrounded by the bar. It has…

Went back to PH after a long hiatus and it did not disappoint. It’s right off 130 and super easy to get to. It’s not much to look at from the outside or in but…

Quick Summary: Vibe: Latin club Cover: $10 Girls: 4-6's Drinks: $$ Dances: Great Extras: Yep After hitting Treasures on Monday, I needed a little more action on Tuesday night. Based on reviews from another site, I decided on D Spot (what a…

So I'm sure this will turn into a little bit of a discussion, but I had about an hour to kill on this Tuesday evening. I flew in from Dallas and spent a couple…

Quick Summary Vibe: Upscale strip joint Cover: $15 Girls: 7-9 Drinks: $$ Dances: Very good Extras: Maybe in VIP I was in town for work and decided to make a visit to the Ship. It was a Monday night about 9:30 when…

This is a combination review of two visits from last week. Thursday and Friday evenings. Scarlett's is in an older building and some of the wear and tear shows. Staff was friendly…

I had seen the signs for this place for awhile and finally decided to check it out. There is a bouncer/tout downstairs who will likely try to talk to you if you are walking past…

Tattletales - A Two Day journey got there maybe 9:15 PM on a Friday night. Cannot believe how dead it was. Maybe a dozen customers and less dancers. I guess it was in between…

Always fun to be found at Invader. Not as many 8s, many 6s and 7s. 8s are there though. This covers a Friday and Saturday night of club hopping by the airport area only.…

This review covers Friday and Saturday evening April 1 and 2. I was club hopping after staying out of clubs for a couple of years. Atlantis usually is packed with a bunch of 8s…

Columbus Gold (CG) is located in the same safe neighborhood strip mall as the adjacent Vanity strip club. Park once and you can visit two clubs if you like. Arrived about 8:00 pm on a…

Vanity is located in the same friendly neighborhood strip mall as Columbus Gold (see my separate review for CG). No worries at all about safety. As I arrived at 8:30 pm, I saw the doorman…

I arrived to Crazy Horse on a Saturday afternoon about 4:30. It was a nice day in Charlotte so I did not expect a huge crowd. I stopped in because I know a dancer…

Had some time to kill on an early Monday evening. The bar is in a residential area with plenty of on street parking. It’s been here for a long time. I walked in from the…

Stopped in with some friends on a Friday evening on our way up north. There’s not many full nude clubs in MN that serve alcohol, so we felt it was worth checking out. The cover…

It was my first time to P10 in years. Everything was clean and nice. The DJ was playing songs I'd never heard of but really liked. Everything else was "eh". Most of the girls were…

From my initial encounter with the cab driver that took me to HK i should have known it was not going to be my best night...lets dive in. I visited HK for my second time on…

I only came here because I was stuck in traffic and decided to make a quick visit. Last year I would go here but since vivide has been open I retired. This club isn’t worth…

This SC is located off a main road in Pompano Beach, roughly halfway between Cheetah and Diamond Dolls. On the exterior, it has the tacky gold trim and Roman columns common with many purpose-built SCs,…

Was in the area and decided to stop for a beer since I heard the club was under new ownership. I walked in and had to stop and let my eyes adjust since the club…

The last time I visited Bar 77 was summer last ad it looked promising. With all the Covid and Mask/ Vaccination Proof thingy I didn't visit any strip club. I was at a friend place till after…

I’m in the area and I decided to check this place out. So I drive up and immediately can tell this is a very shady area that I don’t want to be in any longer…

The club/bar is right off of Rt 1 South. Plenty of parking available. Cover was $10 when I went (Sunday evening). There's a + shaped stage with chairs at the rail to…

Head guy was a jerk. I was walking and they had someone trying to get people to go in. Waived the fee, so checked it out. There was a bar when you go up the stairs…

3/25 visit Got here Friday 10 minutes before they start charging cover at 6pm. Bouncer recognized me from last time so that was nice. But of course I have an “unusual” name so that…

So, I've been pretty hard on this club in the past few months, but some PMs have given me advice and I started to visit at a different time. Im only free Saturday nights recently…

After some unspectacular visits to other local clubs, I found my way back to old reliable Millstream on a Sunday night. I was pleasantly surprised that it was not busy- maybe a dozen or so…

So in MSP for a week on business and stayed downtown again. It was a Monday evening about 8:00 pm and I made my way to Downtown Cabaret, it was cold out but the doorman…

After two decidedly mediocre evening visits in Phoenix last month, I perused the reviews of the area reviewers (including the comments of one Desertscrub!) and couldn’t find anything that really struck my fancy in the…

Gentlemen, This is my first review. Wanted to contribute to the community, appreciate all you guys for your hard work and dedication. TL;DR at the bottom. I have been to Crazy Girls Cabaret 2 times over the…

Was heading to my hotel from DFW and saw the sign for Rick's. Pulled off the freeway and found it. It is near the freeway service drive but tucked back into an area…

Silk Madison is one of two clubs in reasonable distance from the city of Madison, along with Club Bristol. Silk, part of the chain that includes several clubs in Milwaukee, is a few miles west…

I visited this club right after my trip to teasers since this one also needed a fresh review. Maverics is across the street from a home depot in a quasi industrial part of town, but…

After reading groundball review, i decided to take a visit on a Friday night! All i can say is Wow! I dunno what has happened the last few weeks but with the addition…

I visit this club annually whenever I make my annual trek to South Florida. On this occasion, I was very time constrained and found the traffic while on my way to be crushing, almost…

The place isn't the easiest to find as it is set back from the road a good bit farther than most of the other businesses. The neighborhood can be pretty universally agreed upon as…

Pandora's has the most reviews of any Washington club on this site. Most of those reviews are for dayshift where the club truly shines. The visit for this review was on a Saturday night from…

I had not been to the Hi Liter in quite some time. Last time was during COVID at the beginning of the pandemic. In the past I felt that it had went down…

TUSCL should update their comment that their sister club across the street- the Brass Bull is reported as closed because it’s not closed. It does LOOK closed often :) from ancient signs seemingly written…

Overview: I was reinvigorated from my experiences at Shimmers, so I wanted to give Club 205 a try. Club Description: This club is right across the street from The Venue. You enter the club from the…

First time in Club 27. It's a bit of a dive bar but that's what I like and I felt safe. Upon entering there is an ID check and an $8.00 cover charge followed by…

So, the details - the club is located fairly close to the state house and almost adjacent to Home Depot and right near an entrance to route 146, so not difficult to get to and…

I visited this location after reading mixed reviews to make up my mind about this place. I visited on Friday night and came back for a second visit the next night. Upon arrival,…

Cover is $20 BYOB, no smoking inside, no phones or camera's no weapons. They do sell water, chips and soda for $2-3 but don't sell any alcohol. Club is full nude with the…

Went on a recent Saturday. Bar was moderately crowded. Building is pink. Doir out front. No security during the day. BYOB, 10 dollar cover, which gets 2 non alcohol drinks. Bar is rectangular. With 2 stages inside.…

What a crazy place! A real emphasis on big-booty women of color here, and I don't remember seeing another white guy in there, but had some hysterical encounters with dancers who barely spoke English. This…

I usually go to Atlanta about twice a month. Almost always visit OGE. But I think I will hit Vivid the next time, but it is not open on Sunday. This said,…

First this club is not nude it’s a pasty required club. The price to get in was well worth it at like 5-6$ dollars. The drinks were also very well priced so if getting drunk…

Out of my weeknight visits to the clubs in the Melbourne-Cocoa Beach area, Bare Assets was the only one with any promise. I arrived around 11pm to a fairly crowded club. It was I think $8…

Club Bristol is one of a couple of clubs within reasonable distance from Madison (down from three now that Visions downtown has closed). It's 20-30 minutes north, depending on what part of Madison you're starting…

It's been a while since this club was reviewed and since I was in town, I figured it was my turn. This club is more a titty bar than a strip club. Entry is now…

This was for a visit approximately 2 months ago. Seeing as though it's been 4 years since last review, I don't see this as an issue for my lateness lol Decided to visit on a Thursday…

I went to this day shift looking to enjoy myself but this trip was ehhh. I paid $10 upon entry , came down the stairs and noticed it was a little more packed than I would…

I went there in December before the last covid closings. I went to the old location a few years ago and it seems they have the same way of business, you ask the girl for…

I found myself in MB again, and decided to give Treasures another shot. My last visit was on a rainy afternoon, not exactly primetime. As I pulled into the parking lot it was obvious that…

I came here for the first time during a promotion day they had. I got there right before 8 and I get a nice surprise. Well drinks and domestic beers were 1 dollar from 8-10…

I must admit that I am still getting used to the later hours in this area. In New England the clubs have pretty good action in the early evening and even possibly in the…

The three of us got to a taxi to Jerry's Nugget Casino which is across the road from Palomino's so we didn't need to pay any fees for the taxi driver. I'd read if…

I stopped by mid afternoon on a Thursday. Cover charge was waived since I am a veteran. I think it was $5 dollars at this time of day. I did leave a tip for the…

I arrived around 4:30 pm. Parking was still free and cover was $20. The VIP access band was $25. This is a BYOB club. The afternoon shift was finishing up and the early evening shift…

2/27/22 8:00 pm to 10:30 pm Since I was staying nearby and my first experience was so positive, I decided to go back to Club Rouge. Though the quality of the club and staff were the…

This is the first review I’ve done in two years since I haven’t been to any clubs during the time of Covid. During that time I’ve also moved form the east coast to Southern…

This place was great and Here's why: top flight women -- 95% of them are 10's, plus they totally own the fully nude floor dance and have top notch skills, flexibility, smiles, pole work,…

My first time here. I had seen the reviews about this place but it is so darn far I never ventured. This time I was in the area for business. I accidentally drove by and…

I had worked a long work week, so I needed a night out. Based on the previous review posted, I found out that Luckys Cabaret had re-opened and was heavily renovated, so when I returned…

I went Sunday evening after a Bucs game and was very underwhelmed with the environment. They had just finished revamping the facade and entrance of the club, and everything looks nice. The space works on…

Tara Kalavista My girl loves to go to strip clubs. She had taken me once before and wanted to take me to Lickity-Splitz. I was nervous but too curious to say no. We went straight to the…

Carlstadt, NJ. This is where they filmed the strip club scenes for "The Wrestler" (2008) with Mickey Rourke and Marisa Tomei. It's right by Metlife Stadium and the new American Dream mall in the Meadowlands.…

An uptick for me from earlier visits. Place looks the same - island dance stage, surrounded by chairs against the walls, small tables through rest of the club. Looks a little spruced up (new carpet), and…

Wanted to love the new Lido but at last everything changes after the pandemic. First off for a strip club it’s literally all the way west in the middle of 51st street and 15th…

Sopped in to my old reliable club. Current rules are $10 "you can't touch" dances in the main room. The video screens say $10 VIP wrist band and then $20, topless contact dances…

I Visited and reviewed this place previously, but had a different enough experience to warrant a new review. Name of the place has changed since I was last here in November, interior seems have TV's…

Woonsocket, RI. Thursday night. Suburban area. Parking lot, big enough. There's a small out house on the lot, looks like a home for a guardian of parking lot or perhaps a parking lot troll place…

Wed. OK Lusty's is as deep a dive as you can find. Walked in around 3PM and got a water $3. Taylor is tending bar and 2 BBW's setting on their ass's drinking. One customer…

Hi-beams is a sometimes very crowded place where a bunch of locals are just sitting or playing pool while 2 or 3 girls mostly stay to who ever is tossing the most cash. If your…