Reviews

I went to Incognito Gentlemen's Club on a Saturday night at 20:45. There was a $10 cover charge at the door. They give you a wristband to waive the cover if you run out for…

This is a 2 visit review Monday, arrived at 2:00, no cover but friendly door guy who told me how many girls were working, drink menu and who was bartending. Once inside I went to the…

Went for a weekend of revelry with my buds, and lo and behold, we decided that it was time to go hit up BE. Not being far from the Trop it was an easy Uber…

I arrived here late afternoon, around 5 pm. There were about 25 girls, about 75% black the rest white and Latin. The place is next to an axe throwing place, other than some…

This review is just to encompass BSC at night. Day shift continues to employ gorgeous dancers who understand their role and allows for proper lapdances. Night shift, not so much. Get the stat Nazi stuff out…

My friends and I stopped by here on our way back from the Packers game heading down to Milwaukee. It's out in the middle of nowhere on some country roads, as you'd expect in the…

Went here on a Sunday during the day, so as expected it was slow. The club is one section, with a stage at center surrounded by the usual chairs, with bar seating at one end…

Boise, ID is a very very fast growing city and with that comes change. Little background , 2006-2008 I used to frequent this club, dancers, and security were friends and they had a $10 all…

I was here recently during a break in the Covid pandemic hysteria. I've been traveling the world lately, thus my absence on this site, and there is a place in Hong Kong on Lockhart…

Been a while since I visited Baby Dolls. Monday had a $3 cover and beer was $5.75. There are a lot of girls working even on a Monday night. There are 7…

Laurence Harbor, NJ. Monday night around 1130. Rte 35. Seems like a pretty good area. Plenty of parking all around in the lot. Walk in $20 cover which I thought was a lot considering on…

Went here last Saturday with some friends. This club charged $20 each, I asked if they gave a military discount, the woman with no personality said no. Some clubs give a military discount, or…

$20 Cover after midnight for 3 of us. No masks required. Very few free seats/tables available, but thats a given during peak hours on saturday. My vendor took care of the bill since I am a good client. $500…

Stiletto is pretty small club compared to others in the area. After entering thru the front door, there is a small hallway that leads to another door and counter where I had to pay the…

Pulled up just before 3pm. Uber from the Little Five Points area was about $15. Entry was $10. Light pat down. Having to descend stairs as you come in allows you a good overview on…

Apparently, I had not given enough detail to my past visit. Let' see if this is enough... Went on a Wednesday evening after work with a few friends. Had not been in here since…

I pulled into the parking lot around 2:30PM on Monday, Jan24. The parking lot is fairly large but only saw a dozen or so cars parked. Went up to the front door and an armed…

Went into Pandora's for the first time since Covid started. It was a good experience overall. The club is laid out with a bunch of seats around a main stage and there's a…

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon (1/13), handful of Pl’s and a number of dancers. Grabbed a drink at the bar and found a seat. Decent mix of dancers, tipped LeAnne (white girl, DD’s with…

As far as the physical layout nothing has changed since the remodel was completed. On the bright side the four TV's tucked in the inside upper bar area now have ESPN on so you can catch…

Arrived in Tijuana on the first of a six-night trip. Parked behind Jack-in-the-box and walked across. Completed all my paperwork online and had it printed for presentation to the border agent. All…

Beach Girls is a nice, low key establishment that almost feels like a neighborhood bar, except that it’s nowhere near a neighborhood. Parking is plentiful and is simply an open lot. The establishment itself is…

I will be honest I have only been to one other strip club so I wouldn't consider myself a monger, but I may consider becoming one after coming here. This was a special occasion, so…

I posted a previous review of Kandys a few days ago so I feel no need to describe the place again, it is in that first review. I went there on a friday night after…

Here’s another chapter in the Orchid chronicles. I wandered in about 2. An old dude who counts dances was by the door. The stage was empty and the bar tender was on a…

I arrived a little after 8 pm last Saturday and the club wasn’t too busy. It had been another 8 months between visits for me. NFL Playoffs we’re on most of the TVs. The layout…

Things have changed after Covid-19, but not too much at Candyland. Still a small rundown building in a less than prosperous area of town. Still has mainly AA dancers that give very high…

A pattern seems to be emerging at 5th Ave. Observation 1: The dancers seem to arrive direct from Brazil. No stops along the way to learn English. No, for many even rudimentary phrases such as “Lick…

Now that I am out of hobbying hibernation, the itch always needs to be scratched. I went to Partners on a friday afternoon, it was not very crowded, about 5 guys besides myself, possibly due…

An unusually cold night in Orlando meant I needed someone to warm me up and I figured I'd scout this place out since it hadn't been reviewed in over 2 years. In a nutshell the place…

Coming off I-95, use the exit for "Federal Hill" and go west on Atwells Ave. Just after you crossing over Route 6, take a SHARP right at the bottom of the hill at the traffic light,…

The Admiral is pricey and (at least for me) inconvenient to get to, but I still visited it several times pre-COVID because of the full nudity, the quality of the dancers, and how I was…

Read some reviews here and figured might as well give this place a try. Summary: Sat night 8 to 11. Free park 10 admission Beer was 6 and 10 for mixed drinks. Standard dances were 10 per song.…

First time here since it was called lookers. In the early 2000’s I used to come here a fair amount as I owned a seasonal home nearby but can’t remember what it used to be…

Arrived at about 2 o’clock, parking lot was fairly full and had to park on the backside, paid my $10 cover to the always friendly door guy Deon. Once on the inside I walked through…

I guess it is time for an update on Visions Gentlemen's Club & Inverted Art Gallery. I went on a Satruday, and while they "Open" at 6pm, nothing kicks off till 7:30 or 8:00.…

After a short and fairly dismal time at Hush on Saturday afternoon, I decided it was time to see how things are at Buck's Platinum. Actually, I initially wanted to visit Buck's Rack City (formerly…

It's been quite a while since I've written a review. Honestly, my stripclub visits have been drastically reduced over the last year. I had a short day at work on Tuesday and decided to go…

That's my pick lets see what the fuck happens. First review of this spot, founder just uploaded the listing. Staten Island, NY in the Rossville section. Wednesday night, around 11pm. Right by the outerbridge crossing.…

In Honor of Papi Chulo, I eill break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- I have lived and clubbed in the Tampa/St Pete area for many years but have never…

Was in TJ for a night out with one of my ATFs from Tropical Bar. She finished her shift at the bar at 11:00 and went up to change. We agreed to meet…

I had been here a few times before to see if anything was going on during slow times at other clubs. There is free ample parking, no valet. The area seems relatively safe ie no…

Fantasies is a. giant teal building with big parking lot in a commercial area. You enter in a door on the right side of the building just outside the smoking patio. When you enter there…

Burlington, NJ. Saturday night. Around like 1045. Right off of I95 and good break point on way to Philly from New York. On Rte 130. Huge Amazon warehouse off in the distance behind this club.…

Lets just get this out of the way. When Papi Chulo dies and goes to heaven, they will send his Cuban ass right back down to this strip club. I have never seen a collection…

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever. Seemed like an…

I often wonder how the clubs in Toledo have been since they've opened back up, but they so rarely get reviewed here these days that I took it upon myself to run down south to…

Honestly, I was looking forward to going to this place give. The reviews - and my first time going out in Texas. Sadly, it was a disappointment. I went in Friday night, maybe around 10:30…

I visited a couple of clubs before ending up and having a little fun at Scarlet. Before I get in to that review, I have been having a few messages about Tommy’s Too. I heard…

Showed up at about 11 on a Friday night, two of us, and no cover charge. We were asked to present proof of vaccinations prior to coming in which is a fairly new thing around…

After my rather harsh review of Jaguars, a member private messaged me asking if I had tried this one... So I did, and it is much better. Kinda... To start with atmosphere, it feels…

I was looking forward to this place after reading some reviews but that didn't last long. I was looking forward because it seems like only half the places in ATL have actual vip rooms with…

Passing through town for work and decided to hop in, building is quite large. Deja Vu on the left and Little Darlings on the right. deja is no alcohol as it’s all nude but you…

Teasers is the only strip club left within 50 miles of Bozeman, now that Buffalo Jump has closed. Some of the girls who danced at the Jump now work at Teasers. Their hours have changed.…

No one has reviewed this club in a loooonnnggg time. This is a club that was always low on my list of places to go when block hopping. However, this random ass Wednesday…

I stopped in recently for lunch at Scarlett’s. I hadn’t been here in probably 2 years. Free parking in the daytime. Cute door girl checking IDs. Scarlett’s looks like a big, flashy Miami nightclub with…

Back to the church after the disaster at Splendor. First time to visit there in several years. This happened only to me, as much as I could tell, but getting in past their…

This was my 4th time visiting Atlantis. This visit was a dud. The place itself is very nice. Large central stage. Very polite waitress. Dj Booth is near the bathroom. I don't think the DJ…

I’m not from this area but have been going to this club for 15+ years. Boy has it gone down hill. My work travels don’t bring me to these parts as much any more. I pass…

OK, writing a review because I made a forum post about it and then felt guilty for not doing this first. I had been to this place once before, but it had been a few…

Few weeks ago, I arrived to the Playhouse Lounge and the parking lot was aplenty to park. The building with it’s pink and black color isn’t something to miss while looking for it.…

Was here about a week ago, probably won’t be the best review but this was an early Friday around 7pm. Definitely think I was just too early to get good sense of the place. This…

I went on a Thursday evening. Just after sunset. The place is right off the highway and has flashing lights that make it look like a spaceship Pizza Hut. You’ll know what I mean when…

*GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI *OUTSIDE* Old brick building with safe, ample, lit parking. There is valet parking most nights and Friday day. *INSIDE* Entry through glass doors into vestibule through a metal detector…

Well, if Splendor was ever a great place to go to, Sunday night wasn't it. Dropped in around 8:30. Cover was $13.00, which now that I've finished the visit, was waaaayyyyy overpriced. The Splendor…

I left Bonkers one Friday and decided to stop by Exotica to see what they had to offer. First it is right downtown Manitowoc and can be a little hard to see. It…

I went on a Monday night a couple of weeks ago. I parked and paid the attendant outside $2. He was friendly. Parking lot was pretty well lit. No discomfort parking there. Once you get…

I really enjoy visiting Bonkers. The girls are very friendly. While they do not have traditional lap dances, the VIP rooms are a bit more affordable than many other clubs in the area.…

I’ve been to a lot of strip clubs around the world, Providence has always been a great go to for any monger. It’s not in my top 10 places to be; but it’s a great…

I went to the club on a Wednesday night and ended up having a good time. There were lots of women working, and something for almost anyones taste … I have been to a…

Was in the area and decided to stop by out of desperation. Stripclub scene is dying in central Nj. Torpedos is on a Main Street in Bound Brook. Parking during the day sucks, metered parking…

I arrived at 1:00 PM. The bartender was Lacey Baby. She is very cute and very friendly. When I first arrived they had no dancers working. They had happy hour 2 for…

You know those reviews where the guy complains all the girls were on their phones and were rarely approached? It finally happened to me! I’m officially the guy writing the review about a bad experience…

This is a review of Wednesday and Thursday night visits. Found myself in Detroit for a few days. Went to FC around 8:00 pm both nights. Valet is $8; cover was $20 on Wednesday and…

Parking was pretty full along the side lot but I got lucky and someone was pulling out in the smaller front lot. Bar inside hasn't changed - walk into the middle of it and to…

Sayerville, NJ. XXXV Club or 35 Club. Right by the outerbridge crossing to Staten Island to those coming from NY like myself. Good location, a really lit up you can see it from a couple…

This club has closed. I was in the area during labor day, and it was only open Friday and Saturday. Was too busy to stop in, but the parking lot was busy on…

Decided to give the Booby Trap a try after having experienced Diamond Dolls the week before. Found DD had high number of dancers and got what I came for, but just so busy…

Lodi, NJ. Came in on a previous night acting like Tony Soprano and rejected immediately upon entering. Came back this Thursday night. Cover $20 Thur/Fri/Sat. Not worth it IMO just come Monday-Wed and don't pay…

Bishops is a small hole in the wall. There’s a small stage that might as well not exist the dancing was not at all provocative and the least attractive women were all on stage the…

It was my first visit to this place. There is a lot of parking space. Cover is 6$ in the day on weekdays. There were around 8-10 dancers. I got a drink and the server…

I took a ride share from Cheetah over to Diamond Dolls. The guy at the front door was counting money when I got out of the car. In a Boston sounding accent he said "Uba?”…

I was planning to go watch some college bball in Piscataway where Iowa was playing Rutgers and decided before that, make the trek to Burlington to da old Playhouse Lounge. Now for all you noobs…

So, I was returning back from dropping off someone at the Pittsburgh airport and in the mid-afternoon, this is the only area club that was open. As others have mentioned, it is near the Convention…

I usually do my hobbying in Toronto Canada, mostly at massage parlors and escort agencies but also some strip clubs in Niagara Falls,but with the border closed for so long because of covid for…

In the Bay Area now and back to clubbing after a very very long hiatus, went to this club instead of any sf clubs since sf clubs are known for very high price for even…

Pulled in the parking lot about 9pm, kinda empty. Presented the instagram post for half off and paid $10, which used to be the regular price several years ago. $20 is pretty steep for this…

Went mid-week and first surprise was cover charge was $20. That did NOT include a wrist band, which is needed for access to private dance-land and the upstairs club (which was not open). So that…

Drove into the free lot with very few cars. I counted 9 but the back lot was full. Watch out for all the potholes especially a few right as you drive in.…

So for a quick recap of the layout: Walk through front door and pay the door man. (Past couple times it’s been a less than enthusiastic gentleman that will provide zero insight as far as…

Hadn't been here in a long while and decided to spend a few hours on a Wednesday evening. Some of the old regular dancers were there and a few new hotties. The location has been…

Well...very popular for its 'reasons'. Location is industrial-like and lighting is okay outside, but the area isn't well maintained. There was a sign for a mask, but nobody was wearing one. Door man takes your money.…

Stopped into Lucky's on an afternoon. Parking lot is fine safe. The parking lot js dirt so it does get muddy. Also you can get blocked in easy. Don't make that mistake, I…

Took my monthly stroll down Michigan avenue a few Mondays back. Hoping to meet up with my cf and maybe even make a new friend after if I had time. Pulled into flight club and…

The previous time I was at this club a few weeks back, it was fun time with Daniela & Leah. This time I did not see Daniela but I did see Leah. As always, she…

Came on a busy Friday but was able to find self-parking in their lot. Cover fee was $20. Walking in, the club is pretty spread out with a walkway down the middle and a huge…

I drove by Mons as a warm up but there were only 2 cars in the parking lot so I skipped it and headed to Scarlott’s. It has been a couple of years since i…

Elizabeth, NJ. Wednesday night just after midnight just came from breathless. Area seems fine. Guarded parking lot by some guy. Spots are tight but I found one. Walk in, no cover on this night. Greeted…

Rahway, NJ. Wednesday night. Around 1145. Just came from Allure in Staten Isalnd. This club is right near a water tower. I park on the street, I just never park in the back lot but…

This club is under new management and it shows. Everything is clean and well maintained. Bar provides food, beer, cocktails, or shots. There is one main stage, the only one I ever…