Nibbles and Nipples

I desperately wish I could provide something new in this review. But I fear that I can’t. I’ve been coming to this place often on for about 15 years. We all know what it is, its location on Route 130 in Burlington next to a Honda dealer. And we all know what the place looks like, a small building with a pink façade.

I usually visit in the early afternoon, but on the first Friday of every month they have Nibbles and Nipples, when they open at 8 AM. Now, I certainly do not need to be in a strip club in the early hours of the morning, but at times they will have different talent than I normally see in the afternoon, and in my desperate desire for something new these days, gave it a shot last Friday.

Unfortunately, there were no new faces to me. I arrived at around 9:30 AM as I had the day free and took a seat at the bar. Ordered my water and saw a cast of characters. I was very familiar with. Cayenne, Isabella, Ami, Devon, Rayne were the ones I saw. Isabella is attractive, but wears way too much perfume for me. I believe I sampled her once in the back, but don’t really remember how it went. I have no Rayne for many, many years. But our schedule is almost never match up these days. We did catch up for a while, but I was unable to pull the trigger. Those who know, know that she provides additional service compared to most of the dancers here. And from my memory, she does it very well. But the years are really showing and I just can’t do that anymore.