Reviews

Went twice. Thursday night and Friday night to give it a second chance. I walked out being broke and blue balls. Details: they charged me 30 bucks cover. Place is very nice. Clean, classy etc. A…

I arrived at this club around ten on a Friday night. It was $10 to get in and paid another five for a bottled water. I sat up at the bar and waited for a…

I have visited Club Desire a few times, over the last couple of months, but have been too lazy to write out reviews. Figured that I would combine my past couple of visits into…

Visited on a Friday night from about 11:15 pm to 12:45 am. The club is open until 4:00, and gets busier and busier as the night goes on. Plenty of free parking in…

Visited in a Friday night from 10:15-11:00. Free parking in the large, well-lighted lot. Upon entering the front vestibule, they have a gal at the desk who checks IDs and collects a cover. I…

Wow. Where do I begin? I’ll start with the venue. I’ll give it credit this was the nice club. You enter the building and there’s escalators that goes to a porn shop that was super…

So this review is a warning to anyone thinking of getting a VIP at Masters. I’m local and there’s a dancer there I take for 15 min VIP’s. The first time I did it when…

A couple notes for context: I pretty much only visit clubs with my girl, as it is one of our favorite naughty indulgences, so all of my reviews, including this one, are from the perspective…

I needed to visit a customer in Northeast San Antonio. I looked for a club close to my hotel. I arrived in the evening. The first thing that I noticed was the 6 stars above…

After striking out finding what I wanted at H8 I literally stumbled into the Landing Strip. I had read plenty of reviews so I thought I knew what I was getting into. I was incredibly…

On Tuesday, May 17th I arrived at B.A. at 7:00pm paying an $8 cover and going to the bar ordering a beer for $5.50. Physical Description- Neighborhood - Club Employees: Absolutely no change from my…

I have been to this club only once before many many years ago and it wasn’t a memorable experience, so had not made it back until recently. The club is kinda of in the middle…

The triangle is a great shape they provide a great deal of strength when used in construction. They are multiple types of triangles. The Bermuda triangle where ships and planes disappear. The Pompano strip club…

Will not spend time reviewing layout, etc. You can get a good insight on how the club looks like from their website. Went there around 2 PM trying to kill time between flights - had an…

After reading about the raid , I was a bit hesitant to go to AJs . But still decided to go and try. When I reached there there was a man at the parking who…

Arrived at 1:45 on the dot planning to meet a friend, who messaged me she was running late, imagine that. The club was busier than I expected for as early as it was. When my…

Wow this club Bliss showgirls is pretty interesting haha. It seems like mystery you never know what your gonna get here. I actually like how it's small and old school. The girls here are pretty…

I just left Tootsie's after being away for about three years. I have to say, things have greatly improved. There was a time when the majority of the girls were of the Thiccccccccc variety…

Adelita’s has never been my go to club, besides occasional swing buys in between my usual mongering routine between HK bar, Chavales and Tropical bar. So, this time around (on a Monday evening),I decided to…

Vic's place was finally close to where I was traveling this past week, so I decided to stop in to see how it compared to other extras/sure thing clubs I have been to in the…

My annual trip to Louisville… 2nd year in a row… Stopped at Foxy Lady both trips The exterior Parking out front. Well lighted. Many potholes, so be a bit careful. Club had a…

Decided to go back for a visit to Cheeques to see how things were after a long absence. I went on a Friday afternoon which was my third visit of the week (following visits…

As I (and many others) have reviewed before, this club is essentially a private lap dance/peep show within an adult video and sextoy store. There is an attached movie theatre that I have never been…

So we’ve had endless reviews of this place. Endless descriptions of the easy parking, of the location of the bright pink place on a major highway, the rectangular bar, the girls in the booths and…

This review will cover 3 trips ver the last two months. Two visits on a Saturday mostly the same and a Tuesday visit. Saturday- my visits are in the 8:30 to 10:30 time period have…

Friday night 6pm visit. Paid the $5 cover and $7 for a beer. While waiting for a beer was approached by Baker. Thin brunette spinner-ish build. Left me to get my first beer but would…

Ok, so it was a nice hot afternoon and nobody wanted to be in a dark bar. But it was Friday, 4:30, and why not check out some hopefully good looking dancers. Safe…

It's been a while since I've been to Hi-Liter, several months. In fact, the last time I went there, a certain tiny young lady TUSCL poster whose username rhymes with SpiceNice was in town…

I have been going to Lust for the last six years. It's about 1.5 hours away so I am not a regular, but visit several times a year. I have gotten to know…

I had a little while to kill while in the area around lunch time on Friday so decided I would stop by before my afternoon appointment. I got there around 12:30 Friday afternoon, there were…

CCR is a long established club (50 years according to their website) in a small Arlington strip at the corner of 23rd & Richmond Highway (US 1). Walking distance from many hotels. I…

I decided to check this place out last night. First time going to the club without forced face diapers in two years. This is the closest to normal I have seen. They finally closed the…

This place is great for a cheap beer and to watch dancers. Dancers vary a lot. Some thin, some overweight, some average. Age also seems to vary a lot. One of the girls looked like…

Went to Micky D’s last weekend and had a good time visually. Vibe was nice, party like. BYOB and stage surrounded by the bar. All the dances I saw, were topless, About 15 girls…

Went there Thursday afternoon around 6PM. There was no cover charge, but there is a sign on the wall that says 2 drink minimum. Fortunately they didn't enforce it from what I saw.…

This club itself was nice the inside and the managers and everything. But man this club is definitely not the place to be at all. No dancers at all come up to you and talk…

I visited here about a week ago. I had been to it a few times in the past, before the pandemic. The atmosphere seemed nice, and felt similar to a dive bar. The drink cost…

Hit up the Criket couple weekends back. Usually I visit early afternoon around 1 or 2. This day I arrived to a quite full parking lot around 5. Inside it was the busiest I’ve seen…

So it’s been while since I gone to the club since Covid. But looks like the club still gets packed like sardines on Friday nights. Parking is tough to get, better off paying for $20…

This was day four of a week long trip to ZN. I have never had luck at Adalita’s but decided to once again give it a go. I arrived at the border around 9 pm…

PaperMoon is an average to below average pastie club in a strip mall in Virginia. Sunday night visit. Free parking, $20 cover, $10 drinks nonalcoholic Girls dance 2 song sets: 2 stages main (reserved…

I got there about 8:00 pm, no cover One drink min. I got a coke, $3.00 There were a 8 - 10 customers. Felt like it was locals. Broke a $20.00 and started watching. The…

I got to Lace around 7:30 and walked inside. The place looked decent. I’m not too versed on what a nice place and a bad place should look like, but to my standards, it was…

I went to downtown to meet a buddy and while coming back wanted to check out near by clubs. First I went to Peaches of Atlanta at 9pm and I am the only customer. I…

I spent the week in Columbus for work and tried to hit up every one of the listings there but every. Single. One. Was shuttered. On my way back to Atlanta, I saw one more…

Came up for some $10 buck dances at 7:30. There were 5-6 dancers, which from past experience is what I expected this early in the evening. Place is pretty small but comfortable…

For context, used to be the Dancing Bare. Fortunately, you no longer enter through a sketchy porn shop. Nor do your shoes stick to the floor. The previous incarnation (one visit) sucked…

Denver, CO. Right downtown. I parked on the street next to a meter I’m assuming they don’t bother that late. As I walk in I see a bunch of douchie black SUVs so maybe a…

Went on a recent Thursday afternoon. Unfortunately no longer the fun of the pre-pandemic days when there would be 30+ girls on shift at times. There were probably closer to 15 that afternoon. Standard…

I am struggling with how to write this review. Had the best strip club experience ever in over 30 years of clubbing. But its really the exception, not the rule. I just reviewed the club two…

My impressions of topless, alcohol-serving bars in the area has not been favorable thus far. For the most part the ones I have tried have been either overpriced for what you get or simply…

Glendale, CO. Wednesday night. Right in front of a target. Parking lot packed so I parked at Target. Commercial area. Walk up, female bouncer that’s different, a full pat down from behind that was…

Denver, CO. Wednesday night. Came from Diamond. I parked in a lot it said pay the booth, nobody in it so I guess this late it’s alright to park there. Looks like one of those…

I hadn't been to a club since before the lockdown. Today I decided to venture out. Or in. Anyway. I got there about 3 PM. There were only a few cars in the parking lot. Not…

Was just driving by and saw the club was open. Decided I’d give it a try. 4 dancers working. 1 dj and one manager. Club is non alcoholic but dancers are full nude on stage.…

The place is upscale, professionally managed. At 9 pm free parking, $8 cover, $5 soft drink (I think), $20 lap dances in the open lap dance area. One stage in use when I was there; seemed a…

Visited on a Wednesday evening. Warehouse type white building on the south side of Huntsville. Decent parking and a relatively safe area. $7 cover upon entry with a scan and pat down…

The Previous Reviewer from the Badger State laid out the descriptives for this (McCook burb of 350 residents) Dive Bar located in a mixed industrial/residential area next door to a multi-use Banquet hall and across…

Was in Cincinnati and drove up here one afternoon when work ended early. Easy to get to, right off 75. Big space inside with large bars along the sides of the room and a stage…

I found myself further north than normal. I also found myself hearing a rumor a dancer I used to like might be there. Nearby, had some free time, so I slid into the déjà vu…

I looked up the hours and they saw open around 12:30 so I headed out and visited shortly after they opened. The building itself, although you can see the sign from Colonial, you have to…

I’ve reviewed this club before, as have many others, so I won’t spend much time on the physical layout as it’s been covered. Large rectangular bar to your right as you enter, separated from the…

So I went over to the Lodge on a Friday evening. I do believe I got there around 6-7pm. There was tons of available parking and once you get in the cover charge was around…

I've been to the Hawthorne Strip a number of times now, mostly because I know a few people who work there. The dancers are generally of a pretty high caliber -- good looking with plenty…

i visited kittens 3-4 times over in the last 6 months and my experiences has been mixed . Being a non alcohol place is a bummer but the bar next door makes up for…

I visited this club on Tuesday around 5 PM. There were 15 other people there not to crowded. The place was clean and most of the people looked like they just got off work. There…

Was visiting Memphis on business and decided to take a shot at Candyland based on a recommendation from a local. Parking lot had about 6 spots out front with a larger gated lot behind the…

I stopped by this past Saturday after going out to see the Doctor Strange movie. Decent sized parking lot but seemed full so I parked nearby. Waited outside for a few minutes because the club…

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon which usually a pretty busy time for dayshift. The basics of the club, no valet, free parking lot in the rear of the club. No cover charge during the…

If you read any of my reviews you will notice this is my favorite current club to go to. I don’t review it every time I go because why repeat but when I have some…

Rick’s was a fun place fifteen years ago when I was last here. I knew when there were not many cars in the lot that it was not a happening place. I would say…

I went on a Sunday afternoon after getting into Detroit. Located off of a main drag in a nicer part of town.  I was surprised how safe it seemed as it was my first time…

Haven't been to Odyssey in three years and almost didn't go tonight based on some of the prior reviews. But I am glad I decided to go check it out for myself. It…

Arrived about 11pm on a Tuesday night. Parking was $10 and paid to the attendant directly. Its BYOB and the cover charge was $12 to get in and another $20 to get into the VIp to…

After checking out its sister club P10 Cabaret, I made the trip out here to try and get dancers from better looking dancers. I arrived right at 7:00 and had to wait to pay my…

Just review this club about 6-7 weeks ago. Most of the main details are the same , so focusing on the news worthy items. Location: A little out of the way, fairly industrial area. Not terrible…

I had business in the area and decided I would drop in and see if anything would make me want to stay. Free parking at 5:00pm and the lot was more than half empty. You…

PLACE: The gravel parking lot is usually empty or at most half full. I've been 3 times. The first time driving down the sketchy frontage road to the odd, wood sided building did not give…

I was on the road and thought I would check out the local scene so I headed over to Ocean based on the reviews and the Wed seemed to have some specials worth checking out.…

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

Man you SoFlo guys are spoiled. This is probably my favorite club out of the big 3 in Pompano. I went to this club twice during my visit to Florida on business. I preferred…

I was in SoFlo for a business trip, checked out TUSCL’s recs. Decided to check out 3 clubs in Pompano Beach (in order of visit): Cheetah, Booby Trap, Diamond Dolls. I…

I wrote a review two days ago, but it didn't show up. Maybe I forgot to hit submit. And yes, alcohol may have been involved. Bottom line up front, my trip to Gold Club was…

It occurred to me that since Sapphire Pool has been open and topless, no one on this site has reviewed it. So, since I've been maybe 10 times, I figured I would review so that…

Decided to try out a new club while in town. Tropical Lei is my usual go to. I checked this place and read a few reviews. Looks like a place that would…

Lap Dance Cost: 40 Avg. Drink Cost: 5 Cover Day: 10 Cover Night: 10 found the above to be accurate and it is no booze at all, none, zip, zero which i did not know and was shocked, but i…

Went at 9:30 pm this past Friday. Was the only customer at that time. Only update on layout is no more bar seating when you walk in. They did update some lighting. Beer was 4.…

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s. Market st somehow…

This place is basically a cabaret-style strip show, with room for about a dozen people in three rows of bench seating in a below-street-level theatre. I only paid the cover fee and watched the show,…

Location: Near the airport. Several major hotel chains within walking distance. About a mile from the college world series stadium. Club: Smallish stage in the middle. 15 or so round tables surrounding the stage. Private dance area…

In town for work for the week so decided to check out a local spot. We don’t have full nude places where I’m from so I decided to see if it’s better. It’s not really.…

This is a single story pink building, set a little back from the road in a commercial, but close to, a residential area. There's a decent sized car parking area to the front and…

Haven't been to this place since around the first of the year since not down that way much anymore. It is obviously somewhat of a dive for the folks that have not been there, but has…

I was driving on i95 for long and thought of taking break. Found this close to airport. Saw other clubs within 1 to 2 miles Came to oasis and parked in the building. Paid $5…

I had visited this club twice previously, taking a break on the long track from Georgia back to south Florida. On my first visit, Skittles became my favorite candy and she made my night.…

Arrived there on a Friday early evening. The cover was $10 before 4 and after it is $20. It was $30 for VIP. Paid for the VIP as you don't have to pay extra $10…

Went a handful of times/nights but the club is pretty consistent. There’s never a shortage of girls working. You walk in and there’s a desk where you pay the cover ($8 cash or credit).…

I've seen a lot of reviews on the remade Follies Day Shift at Vivide and was passing through Atlanta on a Thursday afternoon, so decided to give it a try. The club is in an…

Decided to swing by Sahara on a early Monday afternoon ( before heading out to San-Diego/Tijuana ). It was meant to be a quick warmup visit here before the drive to Tj ( since their…