Reviews

I came on a Monday afternoon and had a pretty good time. The club itself was dark and a little bit smaller than what I was expecting but was comfortable. There was a main stage…

Was meeting a buddy for drinks in the area and we decided to check out GGR. Pulled into the parking lot and it was busy as expected for a Friday night. Luckily we were able…

I flew into Buffalo, and (after some airline delays) arrived late, well after midnight. I wanted to try somewhere close by, but that one was totally dead. So I followed GPS (the Global Positioning version!)…

Came here on a Tuesday night around 10:00 back in July while in the area for work. Place is tucked away at the end of a street near some commercial buildings, parking lot is small…

It's been over 2 years (pre-covid) since I've been to Roanoke. Was in town for work and decided to re-acquaint myself with this club. First, let me share the perspective from which my review is…

This is a late review - i went about 2 weeks back. It was one of those hot days in seattle, had nothing to do so dropped by Pandoras around noon. The cover was $15 -…

I used to frequent XTC, but I wanted to try this instead for a change. This is hands down a Spanish club. I went in Sunday evening . Very little crowd, compared to the late…

I visited Mpire Gentleman's Club in Washington DC on the evening of Tuesday, August 2nd around 10:15pm, because I saw the reviews online and it was supposed to be one of Washington DC's better strip…

Well the free parking was fuller than usual. They have cut down all the trees in the lot. Now what minimal relief from the triple digit temps was previously available is no longer.…

Got to the club around 10pm. Utterly dead for customers. There's some weird California law where you can't serve alcohol and have nude strippers. Sounded like a raging party was going on next door in…

Many have described the club prior. Large upscale club, valet parking, VIP area upstairs, three stages downstairs, one stage upstairs (on Sunday, only one stage used). TV screens all around, nothing on that Sunday though. It…

- [ ] ID checked YES - [x] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down YES - [ ] Pat down NO Cover: $8 Club: building on relatively busy street with…

I reviewed Scores according to Tuscl back in 2019 but have been in for short visits since then. This visit was a bit longer and one of my more enjoyable times. I’m not…

PREFACE: On a road trip from the East Coast to Chicago and back, I managed to make a two-day stop in Detroit – my third in the last 10 months – to visit a few…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night. 815. Parking lot was empty I should've took the hint. Walk in guy at the counter. Military is free if there was a cover I wouldn't have come in at…

Fort Wayne, IN. Friday night around 9. Just came from Showgirls III which I was thought was false advertising btw they should be Showgirls none. Walk in, ID check and no cover. Two fat guys…

Canton, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Peppermint Hippo. Safe, commercial area, well lit. Parking lot, plenty of spaces. Walk in, they cash register wasn't working so they guy said no cover. Some blonde chick,…

Akron, OH. Sunday night. Just came from Luigi's they got some good pizza I thought and it was the only thing open and the only sign of life in downtown Akron which was a complete…

Playing golf in the area I decided to hit this spot after the round to cool down. I was a mess when I arrived after golf, having accepted a bet doubling the usual stakes and…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night after midnight. Northern Toledo. Walk up get patted down, cover $10, free military. Walk in, stage, two dancers up at time, seating all around bar on right. Dances are $25 a…

Toledo, OH. Saturday night. Strip mall, plenty of parking. Walk in. through the mag. Guy at the front looked just like that dude Dan Crenshaw, eye patch and all. Said he did 21 in the…

Kalamazoo, MI. Near a fairly wooded area actually. Big parking lot. Walk in, cover was $10 IIRC to the girl at the booth. No pat down or ID check. Club is really a long rectangle.…

Kalamazoo, MI. Friday night. Just came from Angels. Parking lot should find a spot. They were grilling out front but it was $9 bucks for a hamburger that ain't a deal. Alright so there's like…

Mostly white girls. Goth, and regular pretty white girl types. The bartenders tend to be better looking then the dancers which seem to be a THING nowadays lol. They tax you to get a dance,…

Went there for the first time on a Tuesday as it was $10 dances. Dances are topless only. $16 cover to get in and they scan your ID. Modelos were $7, bud…

I only had a short period of time on my way to Jacksonville, so as much as I would have liked to visit the Cocoa Beach clubs, I did not have the time. So I…

I’ve only been to 4 clubs so far, but this one was definitely the grimiest. The chairs were old and ragged, the bathroom was nasty, and the set up isn’t great. You come in and…

Dayton, OH. Roger Clemens and Mike Schmidt are from here. Just came from cheeks 2 minutes away. Cheetah I guess is a newer club. Safe commercial area in the south suburbs. Plenty of parking. Walk…

West Carrolton, OH. I was in Dayton to see the National Air Force Museum, I thought that was really cool, that is some collection of planes. Anyway Thursday night. I splurged and decided to stay…

Centerville, OH. Thursday night. End of a Dayton club run. Plenty of parking, seems like a safe suburban, strip mally type area. Walk in, big black guy security dude at the front door gives you…

Decided to stop in while driving by. It was a Monday night so the cover was low, $5. I was surprised there was a cover. I only saw three girls in the place, two talking…

Typical club layout. Stage in the middle with two poles on it. The bar surrounds the stage. At the front entrance are the dance room. 30 for the regular rooms and 125 for VIP. The…

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon at about 5ish, plenty of parking. Their was a $1 cover charge with optional tip at door. No parking fee. As soon as I enter I noticed a decent sized…

I have been going to the American Bush on and off for about 3 years. I have really loved this location because it opens at noon and gives me the option to come during…

This place might be okay for a night out with the boys, but don't expect to make any serious inroads with a dancer. Come here to throw some bills in the air. Save yourself the…

This was my first time back to Pandora's in awhile. They changed some things up, but much remains the same. $20 to get in, which included a free soda. I arrived around 9-10pm on a…

This is a review from a couple of weeks ago. First the basics, this is a bikini bar, no nudity, but they do serve beer and coolers. You can also byob with a setup charge.…

Hit up Henry’s on a Monday. Only the second or third time I’ve been to this place. Free parking, $5 entry, and $10 to go in back. Monday is 10 dollar dance days, but I…

Treasure Club is located in industrial area in Greensboro just off I-40 and close to PTI airport. Parking is free inside gated lot. Absolutely no safety or security concerns. As you approach the club…

I had a late flight in and didn't want to go home so I decided to go to Fantasy World. They cover was $15. I arrived around 2:00am and found that there were only 4…

Was in Downtown Miami with a group of guys and we got the late night twitch for some fun.. Took an uber there and after rolling through an industrial back road we see the neon…

My title might be a little harsh, but not entirely untrue. I stopped in here Saturday evening around 9:30. There's basically zero parking but I found a spot on the street in front…

So I saw a recent review of this place that somehow got approved, but really said almost nothing and left a lot of questions. I'm still left in the dark by the asshat at the door…

I had gone out for an evening bike ride, I wanted to see the sunset at Seaside. As I was making my way back home I felt, fuck it, why not swing by Scruples. I…

I’ve been here about three times (night). It get pretty packed on the weekend. It’s gonna be slow of week nights but it’ll still be plenty of girls around. The women here are fiiine, lots…

So as soon as you walk in the there are bars on both the left and the right. They have girls dancing at both tables who a mostly of latin decent. The girls…

Place was decent, big stage, lots of pretty girls, music wasn’t too loud or annoying and DJ played some bops. The place has ample parking and isn't hard to get to. Also somewhat close to…

What to say about this place. I guess I'll start with the costs. It was $20 to get in the door and $10 for a very tightly controlled shot of Jack. Ouch and double…

Idletraveler did a great job in his last review of describing the layout, so I'm not going to repeat it except to say that the place is as large as he said and looked exactly…

Came in on a Saturday afternoon since I was in the area (around little else). Drinks were cheap and it’s a rather unappealing layout with a small bar in the front and a room in…

If you are new here, this gives a detailed description to get a fair amount of info in one place. If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING…

What can I say? If you’re from the bay and you’re into strip clubs you’ve probably had a night at the poodle. First off, it’s sleazy, but delightfully sleazy. It’s got an old school feel…

Came in on a Thursday evening. $20 cover charge at the door. They also scan you for any metal objects before letting you in. Immediately as I walk in, I see a big stage with…

Visited Mpire on a Sunday night around 11pm. Actually tried Archibald’s and Camelot first and they were both closed. When I arrived club was at capacity unless I wanted to buy a bottle service…

Decided to drop into Cheetahs after a movie and check out he talent. The $25 door fe wasn’t bad. The dancers were pretty nice over all. I sat and talked with a dancer named Harvey.…

It’s Biseggi!! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal, Italian meal, strip club reviewerer and all the boys know Biseggi!!!! Aye!!!! First I wanna thank my assistant Agnus for delivering the all fan…

I was staying in downtown so went to Brass Rails 5-6 times during this trip. Not much has changed since pre-Covid. One big stage in the free entrance side and I guess a separate one…

Visited Rick’s on a Sunday. No cover. Two drink minimum. It was raining and the bouncer encouraged me to check my coat as it was damp. The place was nearly empty. There were two other…

Purpose of Visit: I had 3 friends from Columbus who were at a Time Share Condo in Smyrna Beach. I visited with them Friday, July 29th. I had told them about my…

This was my first time here. Went to kill time more than anything on a longish trip back home. I knew afternoon is generally considered a peak time here, but wanted to get…

I found this spot to be a bit underwhelming. Far north side of town, so a bit of a drag to get there if you're not driving. $20 got me in, unlimited diet coke, and a…

Was in the area around opening so I decided to make a trip last Friday afternoon. They have finally updated to correct opening time on the clubs website to 2pm. It was saying noon on…

This club and Vanity share the same parking lot (practically) Each charge $10 to get inside when we arrived at 9 PM. They do seem to be competitors to each other, not one of these…

----------------------- Thursday, June 30, 2022 ----------------------- After being seated in the VIP area, up the steps across from the ATM along the back wall, I ordered two grenadine Cokes, neither of which came with cherries, and tipped the…

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon when my flight out of Raleigh was several hours delayed. It's very near airport (10m to Rental Car return max). First time here since COVID. Cover $10. Inside there…

I had a Sunday evening to kill, so I headed to Fayetteville to see if the clubs had changed any. I stopped at Secrets first, planning to exit quickly if it was apparent that nothing…

Operational: There are some changes in the hours and days of operation from previous reviews. The club is open as a bar with slot machines 9 am - 9 pm Monday through Saturday and noon…

Title: I will go back for sure. Background of this visit: 7/31/2022, Sunday, 12AM to 2AM. Never brought any drinks, never used a valet parking, spent total $28 - $3 cover + $20 lap dance + $5…

The Raleigh clubs haven't been exciting so I decided to make a trip to Fayetteville, this club hadn't been reviewed in awhile so I went to check ot out. The Club is located in a…

It was a sunny Saturday around noon. Parking lot was about a quarter full. Alternative looking thick girl took $20 at the door, and asked me what I wanted to drink. When she brought me…

I haven't been to Smiles in a while and figured what the hell why not take a trip last night. They have gone through a lot of different things over the past 3 years. New…

Parked in the free lot and without a valet. Pretty crowded but by 430 starts to clear out. By 6 pretty well cleared out except for a few hard core patrons left.…

On a hot Saturday evening with temperatures in the upper 80's and low 90's and without any air-conditioning, I decided to venture out and take advantage of the cool air conditioning that Deja Vu had…

I got to Lust at 6:45. The parking lot was pretty full, so I parked behind the building in the gravel area. I walked around to the entrance, paid 10 bucks, got a wristband put…

This place is going down hill..Been here a few times in the past 2 months and each time got worse. 9:30 pm on a Saturday is not prime time but there were plenty of bored and…

As an Idaho Falls club, a city controlled by the LDS, the girls have to wear skin tone underwear under their costumes, which messes up the look. Beer is cheap, cocktails are heavily marked up…

When it comes to sexiness—and especially a satisfying private dance—attitude and personality can be just as important-- and sometimes more important-- than looks. This was proven to me once again as I decided to swing…

Place. Clean. Kind of small. Vip is a room with booths. No real privacy. I got there at 7:17 p.m. they were in a transition shift from day to evening. There was nobody at the…

It’s been a while since I’ve hit the scene due to work and other adventures but I’ve kept up with the forum and noticed Vivide has shown up on the board a lot lately as…

This place is dead. I stayed on Miami beach for a week and had an Airbnb on the Oceanview, so tried to find a place with walking distance after dinner. There was a large sofa…

This review is from a recent Saturday afternoon visit. I think it was around 4 PM or so when I arrived. Parking was easy and free (self-park). The bouncer-door guy scanned me…

I went there on a Thursday at 8 pm and left at 10:30. Place: This has been stated before but There is a large parking lot and when I got there it was about half…

I don’t go to Stars too often but I found myself in the area on a Friday night, so I decided to stop by to see some old friends. One thing about Stars (at least…

In town on business and had a few hours open before heading to the airport. Jet Strip seemed to be the most promising based on reviews here so I gave it a try. Parking was…

Uber'd over so I don't know about parking but they have valet and the lot is pretty beat up. Cover was $12 after id was scanned (maybe). The first thing that hits you…

I haven’t made any reviews lately for a couple reasons. First, I’ve been sticking with mostly OTC visits and second, Vivide gets more reviews than most and the other clubs I’ve been to have been…

Ruby's II July 29, 2022 1 - [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [ ] Metal detector YES - [x] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: this all…

Was in Austin for a wedding. Decided to check out this place since it was nearby. Walked in and bouncer said cover was 25 but htne when gil rings it she says it…

It's been a while since I've been there, and the place looked good. First, the building has a parking lot right next to it, and further down. Don't park next to it, as sometimes people park…

I went to the Wonderland club at 20 W 20th last Thursday night around midnight, and when I showed my Le Rouge Lounge invite on my phone to the bouncer outside, he radioed inside for…

Oasis is about 8 min from the Philly Airport - so it was a decent place to kill time since I was picking someone up later that night. No cover this Friday at…

I went to tropical lei on a Monday afternoon to visit a regular of mine. Tropical Lei is located in the foothills of upland. Literally off “Foothill Blvd”. I pay the increased entrance fee which…

Late afternoon/early evening arrival that transitioned into the shift change at 8pm and before any entrance charge. They do check drivers license against something on a computer so probably some tracking going on. Highly…

1 - [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [x] Pat down YES - [ ] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on side street No…

Lickity Splitz is mid-sized club in Wausau, WI. It’s right off the freeway. A large white build with a parking lot that is poorly laid out, so I could see parking on a busy night…

So my first visit in 3 years was Wednesday late afternoon, nothing has changed, The club is in a somewhat run down free standing building right next to the northbound on ramp for Route…

Visited this place en route to airport. Had some time to kill. Parking is inside building but I chose to park on street and walk inside It was around 4pm and security let me in. When you enter…

On my way to Hartford I stopped in for a beer and to check out the talent. No cover which was nice, maybe 3 other guys in the bar. About six dancers working,…

Went here after helping a local friend move. I hadn’t been in any brevard clubs in years. I arrived desperate for some fun, as things have been very dry for me since the onset of…

I’ve been here 15+ times. Cover charge for people under 21 is 35 on Friday and Saturday nights and 25 on the rest. The layout is basically a state with two poles, and…