Reviews

Certainly a new twist on the traditional "no touching" rule! If you are into a nude female watching you autoeroticate while trying not to laugh, this place is for you. As for me,…

I would have given this this place a 0, but because I wasn't mugged in the parking lot I gave it a 1. This is the worst strip club that I have ever been in…

Went to this club alone on Monday around 7pm and there was pretty much no one there except some guy who was at the bar and left shortly. I went mainly to eat and just…

Paid this club a return visit on a Saturday nite and the place was pretty crowded. The talent level was pretty good, overall a 7, led by Dixie Ice(9) and Trixie(9). Also the waitress who…

Went to this club for the first time two week ago. late in the afternoon. In fact the first club I have been to in quite a while. Like most it was dark, smokey, and…

Gang---hate to be the one to make the claim---but hey, no one has tried to give this club props as much as I===just look at my past reviews. But this place feels like a sinking…

I have been to Allstars the last 2 wednesday afternoons. In general the girls are 6 to 8. The European girls are quite friendly. Afternoons from 3 to 5 the price for dances is only…

Club has very nice surroundings. Dances are done in back rooms or in rooms upstairs. No charges to use the rooms, just $20 a dance. Dances are private and extremely intimate.…

Was in town for a bachelor party this past weekend and boy...was it a blast. Most of the women here are hottt. The first night was Friday and I stayed for a couple…

I think that the last reviewer is talking about the wrong place. Foxy Girls does not have a $200 "back room". It had a lap dance area, but that is $20 a pop,…

This is a small one room club located in an adult bookstore. There is no cover charge to get in. The stage is located in one corner of the room. Private dances are done…

Walking in to this place felt like walking in to a local bar as there was no music playing (which happened frequently) and everyone was sitting at the bar. Drinks were cheap at 2…

The best club that I have ever been to bar-none!!! As everyone else has said, girls go around for $1-2 tips but usually "play a little". This can be annoying but it gives…

Not a great club but ok for the city you're in. Erie, PA is not a happening place and this club shows it. The girls are ok looking for the most part (nothing…

This club is great! It has a nice, relaxed atmosphere with no official dress code. It is a very friendly, casual place. When you walk in, you enter a foyer to pay admission, which is…

Was in Sacramento for a couple of days last week, spotted Embers while driving around and thought I might as well stop for a drink. Turns out that this is a nice little club. The…

Girls are absolutely beautiful here but do not play around like in some other clubs in Jersey. I would classify this place as mid-range. They have an ok looking building but try to…

Pretty sweet club with tons of gorgeous ladies. Some are pretty fun to talk to and others are just annoying. If you go enough you'll know which girls are the ones that most…

Arrived late afternoon and stayed until 9pm or so. Club has been renovated within the last year. Front area now has a small stage that has some dancers during the day and at…

Unless they've got a feature there, the place is actually a little on the boring side. It's a beautiful club. No doubt about that. And there are a select few exceptionally beautiful…

Went about 3 weeks ago on a thurs..MEEKA was fabulous hot blonde with great big boobs. of course that is my thing had several private dances,she was very busy most of the night with me…

YIKES! This place IS a dump, scary at the least. Ladies were not the least bit attractive, and wanted your money - just to let you breathe! After visiting here, I almost…

There must be more to this place for it to survive. The girls can't be living on dances and tips, there weren't any private dances or stage dances tip worthy. I was not…

Probably my favorite stop in the Honolulu clubs. Women were nice looking, nothing exceptional, which was a surprise for me on all my Honolulu visits. Got a few good dances with minimal touching,…

Is this place unaware that clubs in HI are lame and high priced? I visited several clubs in Honolulu while on vacation, and this place is more "states-like" than any I saw. Drinks…

While this is by far the best of the Tommy's chain, it does leave a little to be desired. Women are mostly large or older. I think one of that dancers looked pregnant.…

I was in PDX for a visit and accompanied a friend to the Dolphin. We saw Emily and Scarlett, a couple of neat ladies we were familiar with. Scarlett and I spent quite…

I have visited here in the past but it had been some time ago. I tried it again last week and found that the ladies were ALL beautiful.…

Not a bad club to go to if you are looking to just drink. Think the complete opposite of a strip club. Unless you are really pressed for time-take the drive up 101…

This club is very up and down. Went here a couple of weeks ago and got a couch dance with Winter. Winter is hot, no doubt about it. Fed me her breasts and got me…

Very nice club--well appointed, clean and comfortable. Has the look of a real upscale club without the negative baggage that usually goes with it. Lots of girls, most of whom were pretty nice, a…

Made it back to PT's last night, Tuesday, for the first time in a while. And I am afraid, that the posts about mileage on the private dances are true. Don't know exactly…

Had a great time here when passing through town. The recent regs have put distances between patrons and dancers on the main stage, but lap dances still provide a lot of mileage.There were a number…

The stars were aligned one Sunday afternoon recently, and I was able to obtain what has become a rarity on the Block: a satisfying handshake for a small drink. She wasn't bad looking,…

Visited the club late on Tuesday night and the place was jumping. 10 -15 girls working, many of whom were pretty busty (mostly naturals). People were very friendly and everyone seemed to be…

I used to go to Cheetahs pretty regularly and I thought it was great. I've had many "couldn't ask for more" (at least in San Diego) lap dances by some great girls. To my surprise,…

Based on the reviews I saw here, I decided to stop in late on Tuesday night. Place was almost empty, devoid of both dancers and patrons. There were about five girls working and…

I was staying at hotel basically across the street, around the corner, so had to visit Kakadu. Went into this place and there were only three women, and one customer. Decent bar had…

After a three week absence, I thought that I would visit my favorite club. I went in on Tuesday afternoon. I tipped a few girls on stage and while sipping a Captain and Coke. NCAA…

I was in Houston a couple of weeks ago, and went to Treasures on a Thursday night. Very nice club, very dark, lots of hot women. Plenty of fun to…

Visited several week ago on a Thursday about 8. Admission was a $10 cover (minus $5 for the web coupon) There were only 3 dancers in the rotation at first, but eventually there were more than…

Surprise surprise. Yes this is still my fave club but admittedly the last few times I was there the times I had were subpar. Perhaps I am juss an easy mark as I have a…

Went there on a recent Monday a about 5 PM forthe first time. Place is pretty sleazy, girls not the best looking (generally 4 to 7), but they give pretty good mileage. On…

Over the years, the looks have slowly declined. In the last few months, I have had just so much fun here, it is unreal. Like anywhere else, when you are a regular customer you will…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon and actually had a pretty good time. There were half a dozen girls working and they ranged from slightly above average to very good. One of the…

I checked out the "new" Tootsie's on a recent business trip to Miami. I had visited the old club about two and a half years ago and was worried about the changes I had…

Ah what a difference a year makes...ok..maybe less. Last time I gave this place a rating of a whopping 1 abut its a lot better now and it deserves a 2. It seems this…

Stopped by last night; other than the smoke, it's all good! A few 6/7's but a few 9+ also... stunning. Very good club, we are a lucky lot here in Portland to have…

Stopped by this club last Sunday afternoon (4-5pm) and Tuesday afternoon/evening (3-4pm). Both times, it was pretty crowded, which was pleasantly surprising. Those of you who live in San Antonio and have been…

As this club is both my first and close by, I have always had a special fondness for it. But my most recent visit on 3/25 has sent my opinion downward. Arrived around midnight on…

Rick's Tally Ho is really Tally Bore. The setting was very cramped and the women seemed not interested in coming around the tables. My counterpart and I pulled into the parking lot around…

This must be the classiest club in Arkansas. It is in a bad neighborhood, but the inside was renovated very nicely after it changed names. The girls are on the lower side of the scale,…

I have to agree with Rangerfan11. We decided to stop off at Klassy Cat after our brief visit at Tally's. The club was dark and dirty. As you walk, there is a…

Stopped by Murphy's late afternoon today for 2 for 1 couch dances ($20), the Wednesday special. Other days have drink specials. Gradual improvements over the years have added up. The parking lot…

I visited Lookers today in the afternoon. It was darker than I remember. The talent was 7 to 9s. I got some dances from Angel. She hadn't worked at the club…

On the road again. Stopped in after seeing good reviews. Nice neighborhood bar, that happens to have strippers. Got in around 7pm on Wednesday. Only 5 girls (2 8's and the…

I visited on a Friday afternoon. Strange to pay cover in the daytime. Couple of cute girls and a couple of not so cute. Laura was the best, thin with perky boobs Not…

Ok, My favorite club used to be (maybe still is) the Hip Hugger in Kokomo. But this club is quickly gaining my favortism. Used to be no touching in all Indy clubs, that is why…

Stopped by on a recent trip to West Palm. If you are into high mileage, tired of paying lots of $$$ for high quality talent, and don't mind a heavy cat that has been…

I only know this club in the afternoon (opens at 3:00 pm, but nothing happening until about 4:00). Very low key around that time, but a few excellent dancers, particularly Jennie, a tall, beautiful…

Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my stripper dream come…

Probably the best in TJ. The massage Parlors can only stack up. Hottest girls in TJ and u can get pretty much whatever u want. good place. They wont harass you like other clubs, you…

Sorry to say, any club in TJ has Les Girls beat. Yes, kinda run down, and also a cold atmosphere. I got a "lap dance" that was really sub-par. And for 20 bucks more you…

I visited this club this past Sat. & Mon. On Sat there were 25 girls working and Monday, maybe 15. If you are into tats and silicone, this is your kind of place.…

It had been a few months since my last visit, had some time for a evening run of clubs in Providence. Stopped at the Sportsmans, found parking in front. Only saw 4 girls…

Went on Monday and Tuesday night. Definetly a locals kind of club. Going the second night increased mileage. VIP worth it at $40 for the room (30 min) plus $10 per song.…

Have review this club on a couple of previous occasions. I am lowering my score today as I visited twice within the last month and while the range of girls is still probably the…

This has to be the sleaziest strip club in the state apparently its some sort of retirement home for ex-strippers. I should have expected this it from the other reviews. First thing I did was park in…

stopped in on a Monday late PM. $3 valet charge but no cover before 7. Was close to empty. Some reguialrs at teh bar and about 3 guys st teh talbes.…

Date of visit:22 March 2006. I had been here once before, early December of last year, and had a decent time. Although I do recall less than stellar talent. As others may…

Scary! The last time I went in to the Hanky Panky, most of the clientele was Mexican blue-collar guys drinking Coronas. The girls were not very pretty and the stage was small, with…

OK, this might not be my favorite place in the world, but it must have something going for it. I visited Dallas last week and hit the club 4 of the 6 nights I was…

IMHO, the Valley Ball has gradually degenerated into a not-so-special club. They seem to chip away from their strong points (e.g., dancer looks and stage fun) and hold tight to their weak points (e.g., lap…

Went to Cheetah last night. Paid $2 for parking and $5 for entering. The club is quite large with an upbeat atmosphere. There is a main stage with 2 satillite stages to…

usually I am able to get here during the afternoon but my last visit I wasn't able to get there until 8ish. Normal amount of girls, not too many guys. I was very…

I spent about 4 hours at the Colorado Bar & Grill Thursday, 3/24, arriving around 8:30 in the evening. It was a $10 dollar cover and there were quite a few dancers circulating around,…

Stopped by on a Tuesday about 5pm. Maybe 20 to 25 dancers - variety of beauties, although most seemed to be a little older than in some of the other clubs. Two stages…

I'm not sure what these other reviewers were smoking, but this club is a dump with women in the 0-5 range, with an occasional 6 if you're only into booty and don't care at all…

very class establishment. pretty girls from all over. setup is more like vegas-style; only one girl dances per stage instead of seven sitting around on stage like the other clubs. private dances…

Went there this evening, thought I'd give it a try based on prior reviews (although some reviews were scary, some were not, so I thought I'd see for myself). I went with a group…

Was there last night early. Clean comfortable club Got a bit turned off at first because everyone I encountered including the women who took my $5.00 cover charge wanted a tip. WTF? When was the…

Was there about a month ago. Pretty good place with some very nice looking girls there. Local college stock? Hustle was not bad and dances were OK for Maine. friend of mine was approached by…

This is a low rating due to a new policy of no touching breasts or rear during a lap dance. I have been here many times over the past 10 years and could always…

dropped by fairly early on a Tuesday, hoping to see my favorite dancer, Gypsy. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be found. I saw a few new faces and a couple really really old…

Visited on a Monday night there were 6 dancers. All the dancers were and 8 or above. Very nice club, atmosphere is clean and looks new. One big stage where the dancers danced two…

Always great, especially on weekends and Thursday nights. Go back to the VIP room if you want a lot of touch however the bouncers take their jobs a little too seriously out front!

I visited the HSC during a business trip to EStL at the end of February. This was my second time. Overall, the club ranks right at the top for class and value.…

Went to the Outhouse last week on a Wednesday night. Don't let the outside appearances fool you. This is one of my all-time favorite strip club. The doorman was very friendly and…

Went in Saturday, Lot of truckers and not many dancers. Got a few VIP dances with good grinding and groping but nothing memorable. Club still has a few very large women. Still a good place…

Stopped by on a Thursday night. About 10 dancers, I'd rate most at 3 or 4 on a 10-point scale. Lots of tattoos, if you're into that, and a number of girls who…

MBOT is my favorite place in the bay area. Like the other post, this place can get expensive very quickly. That said, this doesn’t mean you need to bring a wad of cash…

I quite enjoyed myself here - I flew into Tampa and headed over to this place for some beers and girls before departing for Ybor. I was there on a Wed afternoon - probably 6 girls…

Went on a Wednesday evening and there were maybe 10 dancers in the place and not many more customers. Happy hour prices were about the only thing that made the trip worthwhile. There…

Went to MK during a recent business trip at the end of February. It was about 6 pm on a Monday night. The place was dead. Just me and one other guy…

Girls are awesome and the DJ really rocks the girls r hot especially Innocense, and i can't even remember the others there were so many will go back and have gone back . This club…

First time there this afternoon - very bummed out. First - pasties. WTF? Second - lap dances are $20 and LAME. Very mild grindage - nothing to write home about.…

Went on a Tuesday night. The place was pretty busy - lots of girls. I would say they ranged from 10 down to 8 - all very nice. Had several lap dances…

Visited Adelitas last Thursday evening. (By the way, there are several pharmacies and liquor stores on the short walk between the border and the club. Antibiotics, lipitor, viagra,…

Wow what can I say about this place. The girls there are from 2-5 a lot of old worn down dancers. The place it self looks worn down. I would not go back there if…

There is really nothing to add that hasn't been said in the ump-teen reviews done on this place. I went in with four buddies; we all had a great time. The lap dances…