Reviews

Stopped by on a recent Friday night. Girls are nice for a suburban bar (mostly 7's but an occasional 8) dollar parade begins immediately as they work their way around the outside of the…

I visited this club with a small group of friends last week. I was surprised to see that you had to pay $20 to sit at the tables near the stage. I usually…

Bada Bing has been open in Kings Cross for about 4 months now and appears to be going from strength to strength. There are a number of dancers who have come from Dancers Club around…

Stopped in the day after Thanksgiving, I guess all the hot chicks stayed at home for the holidays. The atmosphere was kinda shady and the girls were mostly muts. Jessie was alright, I just some…

This is definitely one of my favorite clubs. Full nude with alcohol, excellent lineups, and better than average contact for WI. During LDs, a lot of the girls will raise up your shirt,…

I have to admit, the more times I return to this place, the more disappointed I get. The girls have all become way too hard-sell, and while I cannot begrudge them the need to earn…

I haven't been in for a few months so I stopped in on a Wed. There were about 10-12 girls there. They ranged from 4-6. There was many more 4's than 6's. No cover and…

When some friends dragged me down to this place for the cheap Happy Hour I figured we were going to a dive. Wow, was I wrong. I felt like I was walking into a dance…

This is a blue collar bar in the middle of nowhere. The beers are $4 for a half pint. The girls dance a ton of songs on the old wooden stage in a…

I went in for a visit a couple days ago about 4pm. Seems like they are having trouble keeping girls these days, must the new laws. They are making the girls register as an adult…

1st night visit in a few mos. Most basics holding up, some prices going up. Driving in, parking fee(even if you self park) now up to 4 bucks. Cover was $20, don't know if its…

Prompted by the previous posts, I went to check out this club for myself. I went on a Saturday night. Though not real crowded, the place was not empty. The selection of dancers has…

This club is so incredibly disgusting. Sure, there may be mileage in the dances that you cant get in Portland, but good luck trying to find a girl you'd want to do anything with.…

Sorry to say this club has really gone down hill since John was killed. This was my favorite club in Vegas,I go 1 or 2 times a year when I'm in town. I…

Stopped by on a recent afternoon, very slow day, 9 patrons on the main floor, about 3 uptairs in champagne, yet it was a good 45 min before a dancer came by. They were chatting…

Cheetahs is a fairly large club. It is a juice bar, serving non-alcholic beverages. This also means you will find a lot of younger people in the club. The women are great looking and…

Ok, I visited this club actually twice, sort of. I first made the trip on 12/3/06 only to find out that I was not dressed properly. I was wearing sweat pants and a long sleeze…

Went here tonight (yesterday since it's past midnight as I post), slow, but three or four really hot dancers, you could get some action and two of the girls suited my taste, so I had…

Stopped for a Monday night football show, and unfortunately the women are not encouraged to dance while football is being played. Lots of 8's and 9's, most all of them very tightly built, dressed in…

I stopped here on a weeknight last month, it was a bit slow and the dancers did tend to sit with some of their "friends" or regulars they rotated through the stage pretty regularly and…

Made a second stop (on a Tues. night) after a year away and I'm glad I did. Management seems to have changed but the ladies behind the bar in the club area were very…

Was going to go to baby dolls and they are closed, so I ended up here. I don't see what the hype here is about this club. Only on the main stage did you maby…

Let's see, why can't I give Ruby's a 10? I mean it has everything I look for in a strip club: a good selection of willing lappers, a non-agressive staff, a comfortable atmosphere, attended fenced…

Stopped by the day after the big ice/snow storm. All the girls were implant victims - and I'd rate them as 7's tops. The only saving grace was the private lap area. Expensive at $30/song…

The Parkway is trying some new things to attract customers. They remodel the girls dressing room, put in 3 or 4 couches for LDs, a few new small round tables and beer prices have…

Stopped by with some friends this past Saturday. The place didn't get too crowded until later. The mix of talent didn't seem as strong as it was on previous visits. Overall the place is still…

I went to my favorite club recently, this time with some buds to impress them. Believe me, they were. The club never lets you down with the amazing quality of the dancers and…

Different look than most strip clubs, and I liked its' look a lot. However, I went at lunch and found only a handful of 5's sitting at the bar playing games on their cell phones.…

Not sure how the dancers here justify higher pricing than Ricks. $40 for a dance is outrageous. I did a 3 for $100 with LA, a cute skinny blonde. She had good…

ANOTHER CLUB THAT IS HARD TO RATE :(( The day shift rates a 5, but would not be fare to do that for an overall rating. This club rocks at night, especially Fri-Sat night.…

When, WHEN !! are people going to learn how DANGEROUS this clip joint can be.The last story from Brother9 is typical for this place.They have the rudest,crudest bunch of goons working here.And that's just the…

Been here a few times. Monday nights and also a couple weekends. Monday nights I get there around 7pm and weekends around 9pm. Weekdays are always easier to find a girl of your choice and…

Decent size club with 2 large rooms downstairs and vip upstairs towards the back. The club has a mix of women (from 4-8). The drinks were inexpensive and the waitresses were helpful in…

Was in on an week day evening but not much going on. Initially two stages then a third opened. The "nude room" upstairs is open again but there is a five dollar cover just for…

Visited during the week in the afternoon. Only 4-5 girls there. Two were attractive. Met up with one of my old favorites, Yvonne. The other decent looking one was an attractive blond but she was…

Got here last Friday around 9 PM. Very quite. No postive energy in this club. I did dance with one girl who gave me a nice dance, but thirty dollars for topless is too much…

Just here again ... a little too much hustle, and a little too little friction. But hey, the girls were hot, the music good, and there were something like six million girls all wandering…

Decided to stop this past Sunday and catch the second half of the Seattle vs Denver game. Overall, I was pretty unimpressed with the place, much like my previous visit about a year ago.…

I came in yesterday (Monday, December 4, 2006) around 6 P.M. to get some hot dances, and anything else available. Cold and slightly windy day out, but it was nice and hot inside. A…

Made a repeat visit here on a Friday night. Fantasia seems to be on the way up again. On this night there were about 20 dancers on duty. At least 3 would rate 8 or…

Things are about as good as they have been for quite a while at Fantasia. The lineup of dancers has remained fairly stable over the last couple of months so you can usually find who…

I stopped in a week or so after the vote was turned down and things seemed a hell of a lot more lively. The place was really crowded, more crowded than i've seen a saturday night…

The key to maximizing your experience at Cheetahs is to go in the early afternoon, when you can get $10 lap dances on the main floor. The nastiest girls work during this time and…

Visited this club on a Saturday night. The club itself is very nice. The only issue I have is that it seems as though the management tries to cram as many people in…

I made a stort visit here last month, early evening, while passing thru the area on my way to MI. This is still one of my favorite clubs overall. the girls were mostly…

I stopped by Elysium last saturday at about 6pm. It was a good crowd, not too many people, and not so few that you feel obligated to tip either... The drink price here is pretty…

Still one of the best clubs in the area. I stoped in on a Tuesday around 6:00 there was two stages being worked at all times. The dances around the stage where great…

Came in on a Sat. afternoon, around 1pm. Sat at the bar on the right when you walk in and have some drinks. Being that it was early, I wasn't expecting much but I was…

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months.It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since.The whole bar backs have been…

This was my first visit in several years, and I was very pleasantly surprised. Not as seedy as I had remembered. Lots of cars in parking lot, but still empty seats at the…

I was at Michelle's Beach House twice at their new location which is about a mile south from their previous location (still open until 7:00PM) on same side of the service road along K-15.…

Pretty good club for the area. Nice looking talent on three stages. They work'em hard and feature the three dancers for three full songs. Good atmosphere and waitresses. Almost across the…

Stopped by the DV club in Cincinnati on my way thru to KY last week. It was a Monday night so they were having their usual deal, privates for 1/2 price or $10.00.…

Small club with two stages. Or one sttage and one stagette. Godd variety of dancers - some more mature but not any less appealing. Easy to strike a conversation with the dancers.…

Went here monday night at about 8:30 6 to get in 3 white dancers and 2 black 2 more white dancers came in about 9's they went and changed and sat at a table until…

This club is alot of fun so long as you watch your drink tab.The cover on a Friday night was 250 pesos,which included two free lap dance coupons for a dance in the large back/group…

This is the mecca of strip club provocation, no offense to adelita's, but this place is incredible. I stopped by last thursday. The girls are better than any club i've ever been too, and i've…

First of all, if you come from the Staples Center area, get back on the highway. It's right off the 10, but if you try to take city streets from Staples, it's nightmarishly…

Brad's Gold is a really nice club. I have visited Brass Flamingo a number of times and always found the ladies to be very attractive, friendly and the dances to be a teriffic value.…

Stopped in Monday evening with a friend. Main reason for choice (aside from the women) was the smoke-free atmosphere. Not a bad crowd for a Monday, so you didn't feel like a cash machine sitting…

Visited the Pony on morning of DEC 3 from 12:30 am to about 3:15 am with wife in tow. We have been to a few of the clubs together over the last couple of years…

I stopped in trips last sunday afternoon. The crowd was to be expected, about 15 other guys, 15 girls or so, 1 girl per guy if your doing the math. Drinks are a total rip=off…

I visited BD last week, for the first time in several months, while in the Dayton area. Had a great time again. All of the dancers were different from when I last…

I visited HT on Sunday night, arriving at 9:30PM and leaving at 12:30AM. There was a fairly decent sized crowd most of that time ranging from 25 to 40 customers. There were at…

Very impressed with this club. The feature was Brandi Morgan. She was ok, signed autographs and had other items for sale. However, what really impressed me about the club, was it was…

I checked out this club on a Saturday night and I was pleasantly surprised. I am new to the area and heard this place was nothing spectacular, but a fun place to go when your…

Not a bad club, just not something I'd travel a long way to experience. One thing I liked is it was downtown and not huddled on the outskirts somewhere. I found it by…

It is quite revealing that a club as busy and bustling as Shotgun has only 80-something reviews. It's because this club holds very little appeal to the true laphound or mileage junkie -- a demographic…

Tommy has it about right. nice place to hang out, but not for friction. Was there about 8pm (right when they opened) and found myself to be the first customer. The dancer (Angel, definite 9)…

Went here on a Thursday night. There is a large, oval shaped bar as you enter with a small stage on the left. Tables and chairs face the stage, which were empty on this night.…

To start this review I have to start with the beat feature and it is definately the Women they are undoubtly the most beautiful I have ever seen at any club I have been to…

When you think of strip club cities, you don’t think of Minneapolis, and with good reason. Sure, the city is nice, but there are enough rules here – and enough enforcement of those rules…

Been there a couple of weeks back on a saturday night to find some big ass chicks. Club is remodeled but it still feels damn cold in there. Can't expect much from this one but…

the only reason i go to this shit hole club is to see paige she is probably the most beautiful woman much less dancer i have ever met.......... she gives the best lap dances without…

Stopped in for a couple of hours on a Sunday evening, and was genuinely unimpressed with the talent there at that time. Very busy with guys, plenty of women, but hardly an 8 to be…

This used to be my spot back in the day. I would go there for lunch believe it or not. The food that the chef would prepare would blow your mind considering where…

Just got back from a short business trip to South Miami. Visited several clubs in the area, none of them great but Show girls was the best of them. Daytime girls were primarily…

I visited last night (Saturday). I agree with Valpo that the cover is too high ar $15. $15 was OK when this was a BYOB place, now that they've gotten a liquor license it's greedy.…

Topless club. I guess no nude clubs in the area due to ocal ordinances. Club itself wasn't great but one dancer really got my attention. Can't remember her stage name, but if…

I had heard good things about this club so I decided to drive the 1 hour or so from my town on a weeknight. I give the club a 4 only because it is on the…

Still waiting for the new couch room to open - wonder how that will change things around here. Anyway, came in last week and had a pretty good time. Tried out several new dancers, as…

Hard to rate this club, the Day shift is pretty pitiful. However, there is a few on Thursday and one on Friday that will need your attention. I think its Zoe on Thursday.…

I have been a regular patron of the Torch for many years. This is definately the best club in Boise all-around. They have the most beautiful dancers. The wait staff is hot and…

This club definitely has more of a working-man, biker, or fringe-element feel to it than the places I’ve seen before. Still they had pretty much anything you could desire. The gals were friendly and put…

This place has really gone downhill since I was last here 5+ years ago. I used to come here when things were slow at the Golden Banana. Now that the Banana is gone,…

I had a good time on a weekday afternoon not so long ago at Rick's. Although most of the dancers had breast enhancements and some could stand to be in better shape, the mileage…

Visited this club on Sun 12/3/06 about 9:30 pm. First off the club was fairly crowded with guys and dancers. There is a stage in the middle and booth/tables around about 1/2 the place and…

December 1,2006 The normal cover is $10 although if you have a free pass from another club they will only charge $5. The girls were rank!!!! There was one good looking white chick…

Stopped in on the way back to Seattle from Portland a couple of weeks ago, I was looking for a comparison to the style they have in Oregon. Tuesday afternoon is probably not the…

It is nice to see that some things never change. Roxy's has consistently been a decent club with decent dancers -- nothing mind blowing, but almost always a good time to be had at this…

Tuesday night, cold as hell, but my hotel was only a few blocks from the Cecil, and it was worth the walk. Medium sized crowd (around 10:30); probably the cold keeping people away, and keeping those…

After a couple of late afternoon saturday and Friday visits that weren't very interesting dropped in on a Sunday afternoon a coupleolf weeks ago to watch football and girls. Good selection of dancers on…

I always have a difficult time rating the Playhouse. On the one hand, the women are gorgeous but on the other hand, everything costs too much. If everything were lowered at least $5,…

This place went through a remodeling over the summer and was closed for a few months. It opened back up about 608 weeks ago and ive stoppped in several times since. The whole bar backs have been…

Friday night after Thanksgiving started slow with a small crowd but good chance to talk with many dancers. By 10:00 pm crowd had become a typical heavy Friday night. They have really improved…

Very fun time had Army-Navy weekend visit to Philly area. I'll mark it down a notch from my usual 10 cause there's still too many trolls trolling for dollars but you've had to take…

The membership price is more than worth it, very classy club with some of the most beautiful women in Baltimore. Take a break from the usual funk from 'the block' and go here instead,…

I went here for the second time two weeks ago. Overall it was better than the first time. The lap dances were as good as everyone has reported. I actually saw what…

Just a quick update. There are 8 girls at the club this weekend. Lamai, Rissa, Shane, Echo, Jaimie, Rose, Ashley and one more. Sorry can't remember her name. I have had laps from the…

I think one of the best old school clubs in PA...Dances are cheap under 10$ and the cover is 7 plus it is open in the day but not to many people are there but…