Reviews

This club is great for entertainment. With 3 two story poles on stage and hot dancers that fly around em. Its a cool club to hang out and you dont get nailed by…

Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the place was under construction, and only one of the stages was…

I last went here several years ago before the renovations and I thought I would check it out....big freakin' waste of time. The quality of the girls has not risen and it was pretty…

Apparently they are now calling this place "Lady Godiva's" according to the signs outside. Late on a weeknight, there were 5-6 girls working, doing their bikini thing. I have to give some…

I agree with the previous reviewer as Cheetah's famous good mileage dances appear to be changing to something more resembling the air dances at Club Paradise. My last two visits there the bouncers were…

Hadn't been here for a while, but stopped by on a Wednesday night. Very slow, noted some of the girls, who outnumbered the customers for a while. On the other hand, I was…

It is very hard for the word "Ginormous" to be understated, but in this case it is. This place is HUGE! Unfortunately, the size seems to take away from the experience. The vibe…

I went on a Wed evening at about 8.30pm. The place is a little difficult to see even though it's right next to the highway. Take their phone # if you haven't been before. There…

Although I came to this place as an outsider, I received a warm welcome. I got a very positive vibe and would visit again when I'm in the area. I was in Trenton on business…

First visit in about 6 weeks, after a long trip out of town. Afternoon visit, around 3:30. Didn't recognize any of the dancer. Placed myself in the upper box (the one away…

I can't stay away from this great little club. I think the general rule of thumb when visiting Tampa is to visit Mons during the early week and spend the rest of the time…

Day shift is still better than most, of course until 4pm when the GOGO OPENS, the manager at DD is a Guido Mafia Knuckle head who wears Italian Tuxedos to the club. I…

Was here on Saturday around 1 PM. Membership fee $20. $5 for a soda. $7 ATM fee if you wanted to get cash. Nobody in sight. A guy I assume was the manager came out…

Great dancers, fun dances and good prices, you'll find them all here. I started my last review that way and couldn' think of a better summary of the place so... Once again, I'm covering several visits…

First time here. Parking sucks, but there are a few spots around the side of the building. The place looks a lot smaller from the outside than it really is inside. I think it also…

I went to PT's last Tuesday. The club is divided into two sections, one all nude and the other topless with a full bar. From what I can tell the girls perform in…

Still the best place within 200 miles if you like lap dances from girl-next-door types. Usually 15-30 girls working after 7pm and they range from 5-9's with mostly 8's. Cover is only $3…

Maybe I visited on a bad night, but after reading reviews here I was very disappointed. Not that many girls, and most I would put in the 6-7 range, with maybe 2 8's. It was…

Been to the Hustler club a few times; always surprised the level of talent is not what it could be. No knock-outs by any stretch, range 6 - 8 at best. No porkers, so that's…

Stopped by last Tuesday and spent several hours. Dancer population pretty good in the afternoon until just before 4 - it then clears out until the night shift starts coming in, and by 6…

Stopped by the New Carls last night to check it out and wait out the rush hour drive into the city. My God that place is huge. Or maybe it just seemed that way because…

Been a while since I had been to Nogales. The clubs just aren't the same anymore. F/S prices has gone through the roof. Still, it is sometimes fun and occasionally you hook up with a…

Dropped by again, just to see if my earlier comments were still true!! Happy to say they are. Go during the day and there are discounts for the champagne room entrance. Although the girls will…

The best club in Tucson bar none. Forget what you read in the newspaper ads. This is the best. Cheapest drinks, cheapest laps and privates and a huge variety of girls, even during the day.…

I have been there twice during the day after about a year. Most of the old gals are gone. Early this week when I was there, they had about 7 dancers, only one…

Made the short trip to PP this past Sunday. This was my 1st Sunday trip so I was unsure what to expect. The club was much slower than any other night, but there was a…

Went by Chez Diane 2 weeks ago. Crystal was back but busy so I didnt get a chance to get a dance from her. Instead went with her hot blond friend Star. I can say…

I was shocked, actually, at the talent in this place on a Tuesday evening at 1:00. When I first entered it seemed the talent was best described as flabby and poorly equipped. 20 minutes later,…

I visited this club a couple of months ago on a trip through Orlando and it did not warrant the accolades granted by BobbyC, in my opinion. There are so many reviews by this person,…

Arrived earlier than I ever have before to the club - at around 11:30am. I am proud (or maybe not so much) to say that I was the very first to arrive there. I spoke…

I have been to exotica twice, both times to see a dancer named Holland. Holland is an articulate lady and very bright, not to mention extremely attractive. She is fun to talk to as…

The club setup, as discussed in previous reviews, is nutty. The inside is a little trashy. The neighborhood is classic SF. There are randoms walking the streets no matter where you are. I had no…

I went to the club on Saturday eve and one of my favs was there. I did a few a lds with her and decided it was time to try the private area. It was…

This is probably my favorite strip club in America and I have been all over. I was last there on February 28 th in the evening, after a wonderful round of golf. To…

People need to understand that this place is best during the weekday afternoons and sometimes on Sundays during the day. 2 for $20 lap dances (topless) on Mondays and Tuesdays cannot be…

I went to my favorite club Saturday night. Mons continues to be the best place in Tampa. I remember 20 years ago when you could go in a noon, pick one of the beauties and…

The Sundowner remains my favorite strip club destination. However, there were a few chinks in the armor during a mid-week getaway to the falls in mid/late Feb. Visited the club on a Tue…

This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place another try after a less than sterling visit back in the fall (see my previous review). At that…

First time back in years. Still one of the more unique clubs in NJ. All nude club, no liquor. Ten bucks to get in. Eights bucks all you can drink soda…

I've worked here--it is probably the most classy yet fun place and most clean money place to work in Miami. The men tend to be more respectable and nice than other clubs. Most…

My previous visit to Penthouse (an unreviewed trip in Sep 07) was unpleasant, with mostly unattractive dancers, and the most attractive girl placing strict limits on contact for her lap dances (very unusual for the…

I was actually pleasently surprised on a dayshift visit a few days ago. There is a semi-new mixture of decent looking girls on the schedule at GG. It had been a long time since I…

I visited Bugy's Speakeasy on Tuesday afternoon, arriving a little after 3:00. NO dancers came in for the day shift. Not a great thing but I spent a fun hour joking around with…

Full Disclosure: I am a professional in my 40s and have no desire to take the stripper home, so stuff important to me may differ from what you are looking for. The club facility was…

I went by Cowboy's about 1 this afternoon. I only saw 3 girls. Cody was dancing on the stage. Cody has been around for years and unfortunately, she shows it. Not…

Still the best in the NO area. In case you didn't know, this is where the locals go, which should tell you a lot. The Bourbon street clubs are all tourist traps.…

well me im gay so i know females and chi chis had some of the best! they most definatley keep it intresting and the girls come from all backgrounds so it was perky tits and fat asses…

Stopped by on a Thursday night. I think self parking was $2. The night cover entrance fee was $5. I thought it was a good sized place with a main stage the…

Visited here recently after a few months away. the day shift has a stable crew of dancers. The exact same ones were working since my last day visit. This is a good thing. Regulars (or…

Place is a bit run down (it used to be better kept up a few years ago) but the girls can be very enthusiastic, if you take your time to look around and not fall…

Went to PT's last Saturday night. The club is still the best in Louisville, but I feel the quality of the dancers has declined...a few fresh ones but most of the girls acted bored.…

I used to be a regular here years ago, but stopped when I got married. I stopped in after a long hiatus and was surprised at how things changed. The dancers were between a 5…

I have been going here for one person lately. ... Wanetta .... she is beautiful and gives a very good old fashion dance so there is no chance of coming out with some std. the…

I just returned from a visit last Saturday to Wild Horse. This time there was a dancer working but she seemed completely disinterested. She was overweight and not very attractive. No customers tipped her and…

Haven't been here in a few months but still a lot of the regulars. The Eastern European girls are the best looking girls. It's a very ethnic place. Europeans, Latina's and African…

OK - here's the whole story: Justice - friendly on the surface. Becomes a bit tiring after just more of the same. Adrianna - Not bad. A little too aggressive, and she went wacko (really…

It ain't Scores, that's for damn sure. But I liked it and will be glad to go back. Friendly, comfortable place that makes you feel very welcome. A variety of shapes, sizes and colors to…

Stopped in Tuesday 3/11/08. Went early and was greeted by Danielle. She was very nice, but always seemed preoccupied, leaving the table for extended periods of time. She finally went to dance…

Of the three Flint clubs I visited Tuesday night, this was the only one with dancers I'd pay for a lap dance. The six dollar cover averaged to about one dollar a dancer, with…

Not much changed here since my previous reviews. Stopped in for a little while after a ball game at the BC nearby. Met a dancer named Maggie who was pretty hot with a…

Again stopped in with some time to kill while in the area. What a disappointment! Four girls dancing. Erica was there again still looking cute but she didn't interact with the customers…

Medium sized club with one large stage in the center of the club seating about 22 on seats that don't move. The lighting system is very good. The bouncers have a little 'tude. The DJ…

I stopped by a couple of Fridays ago, and while it wasn't packed, there was a good selection (12-15 girls) to keep one busy for a while. About 70% of the girls are black…

I don't have a good frame of reference, because I have typically been in only the 'high-end' clubs. Yeah, the Barbie Doll, fake-boobed, way-too-showy, buy her a 20 dollar drink (of colored water), Glitter Gulches…

Very good club. Previous reviwer covered all the technical details acuratelt. Stopped by on a Monday aftenoon as I was in the area. Expecting to see few famialar dancers I saw several…

Was in town 2 weeks ago and had read about the club so wanted to stop in to see it. I went on a Wed night so it was the std $25 cover to get…

A few things: Oasis is one of the nicest/cleanest clubs I've been in, without of all the trappings of other "upscale" clubs which have dress codes, girls in gowns, etc. Think of…

If you cannot find it here you won't find it anywhere. Ladies of all shapes, ages, and ethnicities. You can find quality in both day and nightshift. If you like higher energy, club…

Checked it out on a week night. Decent parking and interior. Charged $5 cover. Girls are friendly when you tip them on stage. But even though the DJ says they are available for tableside and…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon. There was a little drama going on because one of the girls had tripped earlier and broken her ankle. The ambulance guys wheeled her out while I was there.…

Unfortunately not much has changed since my last visit a few months ago. If anything the place seems to be getting more run down. Sort of reminds me of the way the old Seaway got…

This is a small gogo bar in the bronx ny.There was around 8 girls there the night i was there.The girls were not that pretty the best being a 4.There was a 10 dollar cover…

Not too bad of a place. I normally visit later afternoon, so maybe not the same crowd as the Thur Night - Saturday Night crowd. 50/50 on the dancers being too pushy. I am…

Nothing new really to report here. The girls are all around average at best. The seem to like what they are doing which is kind of nice. Lots of pressure to go…

Travel on business between here, Chicago, and Denver. I like this place. Smaller than something like Christie's - much smaller. Nice place to hang out, dancers aren't too pushy. Some show above-average conversation beyond the…

A bit of a late review, 3 months behind, but really was impressed. The downstairs topless section is ok. Main stage and the like. 2 bars with some booths on the side.…

This place is big, shiny, and expensive. On looks alone, this place is impressive. However, there is a bit of an odd layout. Section in front of back bar is seperated from a riser…

Visited on a Saturday night. Was a nice, clean upscale club with $15 cover. It was mostly young college-age guys at the club with a few middle age as well. There were…

Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are better offerings to be had with only…

Not the easiest club to find. Close to the interstate, but on a rural road. Best to jot down directions from the internet before setting out to find it. As for the club, decent enough…

Sorry, fellas. My initial visit to Red's didn't live up to it's billing. I went on a Thursday night and there were quite a few dancers working this evening. However, only 2 were what I…

Rick's is the place to go if you want to get lap dances. On busy nights like Friday or Saturday, there will be as many as 50 girls working. There is a complete…

I paid my second ever visit to Shotgun Geniez this past Friday night. I had a good time for a few hours, but I was slightly less impressed this time than I was on…

Visited in early March. Took the bus and walked in about 8pm, still had to pay a $30 cover, the place was packed because they were having a party for taxi drivers. I…

Had to take a business trip to Corpus this week so decided to stop in at a few of the clubs. Upon entering Cheetahs I wasent really impressed with this place's decor. Kinda boring in…

Stopped in on my way to Niagara. Visited club early about 5:00PM. 3 customers and 4 girls dancers were 3-5 with one 7. No dancer on stage when I arrive. Bartender was rude acted as if…

Stopped by Monday about 1 pm.The club could use a make over starting with some new carpet and a paint job. Parking lot isn't paved and probably is a real mess on rainy days. Drinks…

The lap dances are not private. In fact they suck realbad. There is not a lot of mileage and a lot of talk about security guards, etc. Way too many steroid goons as there is…

This Spearmint Rhino seemed small to me, relative to other Rhino's that I've been to. However it was not a bad experience at all. The club had two other customers and only 4-5 dancers…

Like folks said, this spot is in a strip mall, but has plenty of parking. I went on a Saturday night around 2:30am. It works out because this spot stays open until at…

I only gave this place a 1 because there was no 0 on the scale. It is the biggest rip-off that I have ever been to. I stopped in on a Monday night…

Went here with a few buddies of mine about two weeks ago, during a weeknight, and for the most part it was a pretty good time. It's definitely your a-typical high-class strip club w/ thumping…

Went to this club around midnight on a Wednesday. Cover was $5. Not much of a crowd which is fine by me. Some of the girls seem to cater to the locals,…

I visited the club in the afternoon on Sat Feb 23. There were only 8 girls in the club and not too many more customers. A couple of the dancers told me 26…

I have been here on a couple of weekend afternoons this year. The girls were in the 4-6 range, in my opinion, except for a tall, striking black girl that I would rate a…

I came in on a Sat night. I paid the membership and entry dues, and as soon as I walked in, there was a nice looking blonde girl dancing on a small stage to…

killer club but only on sat , mon ,tue nights.the day girls are real scary! i have been going ther for about 20 yrs.check it out for your self.the mixed drinks are over priced but the beer…

Very classy club to be a topless club. no privacy for lap dances just chairs along the wall. depending on the dancer you may get a nipple in the mouth is all. no touching.…

Nice layout and fairly large and clean inside. A decent selection, perhaps 10 girls, many enhanced women, 6-8's but no knockouts. Tipping at the stage gets you contact with a little stick shifting. Laps…

I tried a few places in the area and this is the best. Girls nice mix, many cute ones. Minimal silicone, several small chests, and a few big ones. Nice bar area, clean bathroom with…