Reviews

Go Go Rama a solid option if you're in the business for some serious lapdance action. A completely separate area for bought dances at $100 for 15 minutes, which by the line of guys waiting…

After a below average visit next door at Little Darlings, I salvaged the evening somewhat at the Vu. While most of the action was one way, there was enough to keep me returning for…

This club was an odd mix of things to like and things not to like. The things to like were the girls. Many different ethnicities, all beautiful, and most natural. I had…

Never had been here before. Saw it from the road and decided to stop by to see what it was like. Not much going on. Seems to be more of a trucker…

I visited this club on a saturday evening and on this eve the cover was $25. Hmmm, better be worth it, i thought to myself. While being impressed with the decor and the dancers overall,…

This place is in Punta Cana near the resorts. All cabbies know the place. If you are driving, it looks like a castle on the outside (near the budget car rental place in…

Good luck getting a lap dance here unless you happen to really luck out. Its nothing like the atmosphere at clubs I've been to in say Florida or South Carolina. In a way I guess…

Alright its official. There is no reason to go to any other club. not to say that its perfect, but they have made one significant change $5 Mondays Dances are 5 bucks all day on…

I arrived at this club via taxi, by myself. The club is located in some small alley street and the first thing to you notice is that there are a bunch of people (probably locals)…

The drinks are a little pricey but the women make it all worthwhile. You can sit on the tip rail and keep yourself occupied for the entire evening. Often I find it the…

The girls here are still pretty as they come. Of course they don't show much unless you take them to the back room. Onstage they get nude but always cover their kitties.…

I still can't understand this place: I get the no touching, no lapdance rule, so the girls have only tips to work on. Yet, they are mostly quite pleasant. Few people tip, but I…

Avoid this club at all costs! I was at HOB on Monday night. I came with a female friend. I knew I would have trouble as soon as I ordered a drink. The bartender was…

ive been going here alot lately(mainly because its close to my house)its one of the nicest looking clubs ive seen.they dont have a huge amount of dancers on but atleast that way there isnt much…

It's true. The bouncers here are a little too vigilant for their own good. The dances, as a result, are pretty lame. $20 for what? A half-assed (no pun intended) grind and a stream of…

Got done w/ other stuff too late on Saturday to go. Went on the way out of town on Sunday at noon. We figured we would probably see the third string girls and have some…

This place is not nearly as good as One Step Beyond was before it went out of business. The dancers wear pantyhose here, which is kind of a downer. There are a few…

I'm a girl so sometimes I go with my boyfriend. We went to Magic Gardens. I don't like high profile places because I get nervous but this place seemed a little small to me. I…

Mons Venus is a small club with a rectangular floor plan and a single stage in the middle. Continuous couches with no partitions border the north and south walls with mirrors above the backs.…

Well, there has been significant improvement at the Doll. Imogen is out, for the nth time, and sweet little Bailey is out too, which is a shame, but her fellow dancers seem glad. In now are…

Don't believe the self-review, below. I've visited recently and it's still the same dump as always. Air dances unclothed, or semi-contact clothed dances. Not bad, I guess, but usually a hostile vibe and a hustle…

Went in last Saturday. There were a few hotties and the girls ran the full range from very flat chested to natural c's and D's and a few girls with implants. I was more in…

This is a nice, upscale club. After paying the cover charge I was escorted to a seat with a good view of the stage. This wasn't difficult considering that the stage was huge…

Always a great place for a stop in the afternoon. Peaches and Sunshine rock. Music is still too loud. You can get 2-for-1's for the asking typically, or at least 2 for…

This club deserves its Top 10 TUSCL rating. It has to be one of the best clubs in the USA. Having said that, I cannot give the club a rating of "10" because…

My wife is a dancer at this club so I feel I can offer a lot of information. The club has recently been renovated and is very nice inside and out. It has a very…

I gave this place a rather low rating in my last review, but I had much better time this visit. On this Saturday night, there were plenty of hot girls. At least on this visit,…

I love this place. Maybe because I'm a fan of low-key, blue collar bars. Maybe because it's not a "club" atmosphere. If you had to describe it in one phrase: good hole-in-the-wall…

I keep coming here to see if the dancers have gotten any hotter, the "club" has gotten any nicer. No on both counts. There were a few dancers working the room, but none I thought…

Made a brief visit to the Millstream last Friday afternoon. Not much new to report. Generally pretty girls who circle the room after dancing for tips and socialization. I haven't had a…

Went to Pigale around 8 pm and stayed for a couple hours. Wasn't packed but was well attended. Very little down time on the stage, easy to get drinks, plenty of sports on TV. Relaxed…

Reviews looked good, and it seemed like I could make my money go further here than at the nearby HC. I was not disappointed. When I walked in there two attractive dancers on separate stages and…

Great Place, Dancers sit and talk awhile, don't usually ask you if you want a dance. Once you find one you like, tell her what kind of dance you want "whatever" can be very…

Club opens at 8 on Sunday night. $10 cover and a soft drink/water for $5.50 and away you go. I had a couple of 2 for 1 dances from Nadia, as reviewed a few posts…

I had a strange but enjoyable experience here. I was driving through Morgantown on a Monday afternoon in a snowstorm and decided to duck off the road and wait for better conditions. I pulled out…

I got there around 10pm. I saw around 15 ladies there but the DJ said there was 22 ladies. Most of the ones that I did see were 6's and 7's with 2-3…

Been there with some clients and this seems to be the place where a lot of clients get taken to. The girls were very good looking, some ok. Some were very pushy for dances but…

What a bummer. I guess the glory days are over...at least temporarily. I don't know exactly what happened, but there are no longer nude raunchy stageside and tableside on-your-lap and in-your-face dances.…

Usual day at the Sands. Saw five dancers there, including a couple of long time Sands gals. Saw two unfamiliar faces, but I am not enough of a regular to say if they…

Came here by accident, not being from the area, I was at Tiffany's and one of the dnacers told me that the two clubs are less than a mile apart. Very dead…

Went right after lunch. Decent crowd for a Wednesday. I have nothing at all against my hispanic brothers, but for some reason I felt like a minority...only guy within earshot that was speaking…

mostly black dancers in the club. if you are black lovers then this is definitely it. cover is $10 and beers are 1.50 which is a hella bargain for a club. definitely a big plus…

I went here to see Raychel who I had met a few weeks earlier in Portland, but now dances here. So figure there is at least a 1 point bias on the dancer rating of…

A third visit was much more interesting. I had 2 PD sessions. The first one was not as good as the second. The first was a real hustler who promised more with…

Dumpy place with creepy looking guys working the door and snack bar (I don't know how else to describe it). They had two decent girls and two not as good. They tried to…

3rd stop of the day/night after hitting Platinum is Portland and Macs 2 in Billerica. The club itself is the same as always, w/one new twist. They have put additional private booths in the room…

As others have said, this place is literally in an alley. Dumpsters on one side and the club entrance on the other. It is well lit, w/a parking garage at either end. The lot I…

No, they still have not completed the private rooms upstairs... So, I rate the club a 6 and the value a 4... why do I keep going back? Alla the bartender and Pete the manager…

This is the best club on the east coast hands down. Summers feature a lot of gals on stage and lapdances are hard to get because it is so crowded with the bachelor party…

On a chilly Sunday night, when any other place is closed, I ventured to the Players Club. Not being there for several months, I expected a new rotation of girls -- which there were,…

Not a bad club at all. The stage shows are kinda weak, but there are plenty of lookers here, and the beer isn't super expensive. Aside from that, its YMMV on the lapdances…

Normally this place is pretty good, but tonight it was pretty down. Not many dancers, and a few of them probably shouldnt have been dancers at all if you know what I mean.…

This club is pretty damn sweet. Tame by COI standards, but the club has class. The lighting is terrible though. If the lighting were better, I would probably rate the club itself…

While turnover seems to be accelerating at the KoD and drink prices are creeping up, much of the rest is the same old, same old. On the bad side of this non-news: It's still…

I've been to this club many nights and Sunday night is always the best night to go. It's almost like being in a nightclub and there are plenty of girls and guys, and action everywhere.…

Went to Mickey's when in town. A young crowd, which is probably because it is close to a military base. They almost didn't let me in without buying a "membership," and I'm not keen on…

Could only stay for about 1 hour so I don't know how many girls were working. Only three girls were hanging out in the stage area (all with regulars apparently). I saw a…

I had high expectations as there are some really good looking women in Hungary. Unfortunately, not many working at 4play. 4play really has only one thing going for it - it is the…

This place is great. For the price it can't be beat. They give dollar dances and I am not just talking some nonsense dance by your table stuff either. Good club with…

Visited the Falls again very early in October, just before the exchange rate swung rapidly in favor of the dollar. Sigh. Still, the Downer was its usual reliable self. Went to the…

I went to the Birthday party of the one of the Bar Tenders last Friday night. The bartender was a buxom woman wearing a French Maid costume. She had spider vains in her…

The Downer parking lot was crammed (as expected on a Saturday evening), and I'm not a fan of a crowded frat house atmosphere. The Penthouse almost always offers a lower-key yet reasonable alternative, and…

The new location is smaller than the old one but the game is the same. Had one older (crack does that) dancer appraoch me before I even got my water. Asked if I…

This was my first visit in many years. It was OK, and maybe as good as it gets in Seattle these days. Girls were about 1/3 chubby, 2/3 hot. Nice nude stage…

This is a seedy little club with a dozen tables, seating at the bar and a large stage on one end. There is a curtained off lap dance room with old (worn and dirty)…

Mid week visit with some co-workers while in the area. Its dingy neighborhood place with neighborhood type girls. 4-6 range. If you are into that sort of thing this is the place for you.…

this club is a great standard. the ladies are usually hot and friendly. never any sleepers or obviously doped out girls. fights between the girls rarely happen. i always put it…

I stopped in late on a Saturday. Pretty crowded, with lots of girls working. My first visit to the new Banana, and it's very much a Gentlemen's Club now, upscale, clean, and dark. Looks very…

If you like a club where you can sit and watch the dancers without being pressured for lap dances, this club is for you. I have found that I can sit there for more…

Dog tired and in serious need of a hot cup of coffee after hunting, I decided to give Coz another chance. Well the coffee was OK, but the cigarette smoke was so thick I…

Whether you enjoy this club is clearly a matter of taste. Much like what you might find in Mexico, run down decor and slutty latina's ranging from 4-8. Close and personal on the…

Foxy lady is a small bar. When you walk in the door, you can see everything. The bar to the right and the dance floor to the left. When I was there…

Nice club with lots of attractive girls, but am I the only one who finds $40 a dance (minimum) ridiculous? This seems to be the norm in the Poconos these days. What kind…

Decent club; it's rather roomy, with a large main stage in the main room and another stage in the back. I think the back is supposed to be some sort of cigar club, although…

PT Brooklyn's surprised me. Looked like a dump outside, but very nice and comfortable inside. I stayed for a couple hours and enjoyed all of it. Plenty of dancers for that size club, and…

Pop-A-Top: Went in Halloween evening, only four girls were working, but three of them looked pretty good. Everyone seemed more into partying on the holiday than dancing or selling shows so I left. Still…

Sugar Shack/Chantilly Lace: couple weeks ago I went in there on a Friday and there were several girls, three or four of them decent. The problem was that there was a lot of dancer drama,…

Jiggles: Still the most entertaining club in the Portland area. Lots of young new girls, most pretty cute. I stuck mostly with my regulars. Best club for real lap dances (because they don't serve alcohol).…

Body Shop used to be a good high mileage club (for San Diego... which is a notoriously VERY low mileage town because of the laws). It's still a cheap fucking atmosphere. It's not…

I used to think this place was great. I was 25 at the time... now I'm 35. This place is beyond SUCK. Yes, the dancers are very hot for the most…

This place was my regular hangout before I discovered the HLDC. But since the HLDC was tragically closed down I decided to go back and visit some old friends. It was a Saturday night and…

Great Place to just sit back and relax, girls are gorgeous and very approachable but depending on when you go there arent many girls working so you might have to wait around for them.…

This is my favorite club. I even took my friend here for his b-day. I told him i'd buy him a lap dance. haha. Well it was pretty late, about 1:00 Am in the morning, but…

Same old rules, new shiny building. Women are still stuckup and Michelle still thinks that the "dancer drinks" are a secret. Sorry, but neither the girls or the drinks are worth my money or my

If you are debating the risk of hoping across the border, don't worry. The cab drivers waiting at the border crossing have trained their cars to get to the strip club district safely. The area…

This place has changed for the better in the past few months. There appears to be many new dancers and a new management. The dances are actually a bit less expensive and a…

Had to check this " seedy place" out. Just like other reviewers said, this is a peep show. There are usually three girls working at a time. The old guy explained the options to me…

Its been about two months since I was there. Most of the dancers were the same. I heard that the place has toned down a bit after the recent rash of club closings.…

Stopped by for a short visit on Saturday hoping to see a couple of girls in particular. The UGA game was on and many people including dancers were sitting at the bar watching the game.…

Made a visit here recently, and I do like the general ambiance of the interior better than other clubs. One thing I've noticed is that the girls seem to get into their stage show…

I went by to see if my favorites Natalie, Loreesa, or Casey were working. Only Casey was there and she immediately remembered me and was happy to spend time before we got down to business.…

I went to Moonlight a week ago and the bar has really changed. There are no more lap dances at the bar anymore and they have private lap dance booths now. The cost is…

My club rating is really more of an experience rating in this case. The dancer rating reflects what I have historically expected at BBD... But, what happened? I've been to this club hundreds…

Visited the RP for the first time on a Saturday night in November at 7:45 PM. No cover charge and a very small crowd (about 6-8 customers). Beer was $7.50. One main stage and one…

After not being allowed to enter BBDs because I was in gym clothing, I tried the Lodge. It was very slow. I had one decent dance with a large breasted blond named Baily.…

I stopped here on 2 different early evening weekday nights the first week on November. The first trip there was only 2 dancers. I could not get table service for drinks so I left after…

This has always been a great place to get a full contact lap dance, with times slow as they are , dancers seem to try even harder to earn your buisness.Astasia is a must for…

kinda funny when they do the shift change and have the new rotation come in and they parade up on the stage and then start working the room...and how they kick out the girls coming…

I’ve been to Little Darlings a few times now. The girls are fairly attractive, and very friendly. They generally sit and chat with you for a while if it is not too busy, so you…

This club was just down the road from the hotel I was staying in on a recent trip to Toronto, so I stopped by on a couple of evenings during the week. There is no…