Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Jumped the Shark

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Studme53
Sep 18, 2019, 1:06 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Parking, bar, no alcohol but byob all been described many times. It’s a comfortable, safe place. Staff treats people fine. When I went about 6pm bartenders asked for $10 when I sat down but I also got 2 nonalcoholic drinks for it. You can leave with a bit of a shameful smile for under $100.

This has been my go-to place for about 5 years. The dancers who would overwise be maybe middle of the road quality - with women ranging from 7, maybe 8 to 3, usually made it up with service in the back.

With the new rules, they are not tipping the scales in the club’s favor anymore. While you can get LKD’d by most the girls in a couple dances (@$30 per dance in small private room - doors back on the hinges) thanks to their hands-on approach, it’s OTP and no clean-up. I can’t deal with the mess. Plus, I don’t want to be mean, but some of the hottest women are getting too long in the tooth for even a late 50s guy like me.

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