Reviews

I visited Tootsie's Cabaret on a Friday night. I've been here before and it never disappoints. Great upscale decor, reminds me of a cross between a casino and an amusement park, which I guess it…

Went here after a short day of work and was stunned to see how many different girls they had on rotation at around 3:00 in the afternoon. Easily could have been >30. I…

I visited this club for the first time and was impressed at how clean it is,I got a few 10 dollar couch dances from an older latina lady, she was very sexy and talked dirty…

best club in fayetteville, i got a lot of mileage from several dancers. privatish rooms in back full contact, some will even get their hands a little dirty/slicked up :) the night i…

This place has gone from bad to worse. One dancer in evidence on a weeknight but she's not dancing and she's not even dressed for the role. They've also changed their policy.…

Went by in the morning in hopes of seeing Samantha, a girl that I had some great dances with in the past. Unfortunately, she wasn't working. Fortunately, Jennifer was. Brunette, mid 30's and everything was…

I am a regular at imperial and there is one girl there named bobbie that is a full on hot milf type she is blond thin with bolt ons that feel very real and she…

They should rename this place Lady Liberty. To paraphrase: Give me your tired, your poor. Your huddled masses... The wretched refuse... Send these the homeless tempest-tossed to me. Drinks are cheap, and occasionally a decent chick…

It was Indian night at Mons-- at least it looked that way to me. I'm not talking Native American- I'm talking all the jobs are going to India Indians. Seriously, was there a high tech…

I found the dancers extremely lethargic. There was no effort put into any dance and the pole was never once used. The decor was cheesy and the place was dead, and drinks were watered down…

I had been laying low and not been to the strips in several months. Tonight I did 3! The first two will be reviewed later. Let's just say I was disappointed. My last (and best) turned…

Arrived before midnight, not as big of crowd as usual which was nice & thankfully no boxing match on the big screen! Was able to get a seat at the stage after 10 minutes. I…

I visited this place on a Saturday night around 11 PM. It's on a pretty busy street in a lively area. Parking was a bit hard to find-- I had to walk 3-4…

Back for seconds after 6 months. What a dump this is. The girls barely rate a 5, but I give 5 points for being naked--though one of girls was so fat I still…

Went here twice in the same night with a stop at Miss Kitty's in between. From that I quickly learned that you have to pay again to re-enter. ($7 the first time at…

This club is horrible. I cannot fathom why so many people gave it favorable reviews. 1. The women were not attractive in any way (with only a couple exceptions). If I saw most…

Stopped here in between visits to Hollywood. In comparison, this place is much less glamorous. Wouldn't call it seedy, but wouldn't call it classy either. There were probably 8-10 dancers there.…

went on a $2 tuesday--all drinks are 2 bucks! Can't beat that deal. Unfortunately, I wasn't approached for dances for the longest time. Maybe the drink deals brings out the cheapskates? Had 3 dances, all…

If find it interesting how many different dancers come in and out of this place. There are always some nice new faces mixed in with some of the regulars. An old fav came back after…

Like some of the other "Hostess" lounges, this has an asian staff. Only the owner and other 1 woman were there the last time I was there. No TV, so I could only buy drinks…

Another Asian "Hostess" club. I've been there a few times, the last time there were just 2 girls on duty, both quite young. 1 was busy with a Korean man, the other disappeared after the…

This was the worst experience I've ever had at a strip club. Don't go here unless you want to be completely ripped off and have a skanky stripper curse and scream at you after…

Things are way up at the PH. Although I'm a fan, I was struck by the improvement in talent this week. Lots of lookers! A large quantity of pretty blondes, above average looks. PH is…

Don't get me wrong, like others said its the best Orlando has to offer, but that's not saying much. After going to clubs in Miami where you can touch, the no touching policy really hurts…

It had been a while since I visited Rick's. Thought I would give it a try thinking that maybe some of the heat had died down and you might be able to get good…

This is a nice club. Very clean, which is more than I can say for most clubs. The majority of the girls are pretty and a lot of fun. The waitresses walk…

This is a followup review of the Knockout Sports Saloon. Very little has changed since my last review. Trixies Gold Room & Knockout Sports Saloon are still two seperate clubs occupying the same…

The atmosphere at this club is the best I have seen. The champagne rooms are very nice with a counch, dresser and a chaise lounge type chair. However, most of the girls where in the…

I have been visiting L&L for several years. The value at this club is very good. Hard to beat $5 dances. The club is going through a much needed extensive renovation.…

As usual, there were many fine and not so fine ladies dancing this afternoon. One had implants that were so hard, they felt like rocks. They are all pleasant since they want as…

This place is pretty beat, to be honest. The room is barely big enough to hold the stage, and it's pretty run down. There were only four girls on shift, rotating on one…

Of all of the "Hostess Lounges" this is my favorite. I hang out there quite a bit. The owner is great, the girls are nice although like most of the Telephone Rd clubs they are…

The best is still the best. Took a trip down to Tampa last night for what was only my 2nd visit to Mons and it was even better than the first. Talent got better as…

First time back in about a year. A little upgrade from year ago. Small cover,alright beer prices. Good selection of girls. Although some thought they were to good to be there. Ofcourse this will not…

Been living in DC/Baltimore for a year and have just returned to area. After experiencing the "Block" in Baltimore Cheaters did not seem so bad. While it is not the cleanest place in the world…

I've been stopping by a couple times per year for the past 5 or so, and this visit topped them all! Mid-November Thursday visit, 9-11PM. Solid crowd, mostly non-smoking (a nice plus).…

Dropped in on a mid-November Tuesday after dinner, just to see what was up. I prefer YS when in Tampa, but I always stop by the Mons just in case. My visit was…

The dancers here are usually really friendly, even more so that at other clubs. The music usually sucks and the djs are often annoying. Outside of that its fun. Also you can…

Stopped in a a Friday afternoon after some bad experiences with a couple of Sunday visits. This place is making quite a turnaround with new owners and management. There were at least 9…

This club is slipping. While I still find some very attractive dancers here, the newer hires have a very much lower look/attitude feel than the dancers that have been her 3-4 years. The…

I can't believe anyone would think the renovaions were complete, at least to the building. The unpainted top step nailed on the sides of the stage may be needed for the dancers. It just…

Stopped by at 2:30 this Friday afternoon. Joint shoulda been jumpin' but the lights were out the door was locked. Haven't seen any news. Luckily, it was not too far out of my way. At…

I walked in just as a blonde MILFY dancer hopped on stage. She remembered me more than I did her. Funny how often that happens. I sat at the stage, a cute brunette waitress had a cold…

Went a couple of weeks ago. Decent number of dancers there, with most being between a 5-8. Couple of ebony girls that were definitely in a class of there own compared to the other dancers. WORST…

Went to the Ballpark after a few months away. Not much has changed, still dark inside, still feels like a hole in the wall. The girls are hit and miss. Really need luck of the…

Slightly above average venue. This place is close to Club O and Skybox, which has cheaper drinks. Quality of girls in all 3 places is above average but not spectacular.

It has been maybe 15 years and a lot of clubs since I have been here. Mons will always have a special place in my heart or at least one other organ. The dancers here are…

I was in a couple weeks ago after they first reopened. Girls were very attractive. Dancers were required to wear formal dresses and a couple of them told me they were going for…

i visited this club after reading reviews on the SCL board, and it rated this club the best in the Vegas area. Ha... the place was a seedy joint with 4 dancers working, one…

My return to the Rhino confirmed my previous assessment that this is one of the very best clubs in terms of value and quality. Attractive club with fine amenities and very attractive dancers. …

Over all, I'd have to say that this is one of my 3 or 4 favorite clubs in the country. Have not been to east or west coast, but every where in between. As previously noted,…

Went to TD's today during the afternoon. It was a bit slow, but there were many dancers and the atmosphere was chill. Had a few drinks and a few dances from the variety of ladies.…

I've pretty much given up on this club. It surely is not this bad all the time or they couldn't keep the doors open. There never seems to be much going on. Dancers are mostly…

Remains grossly overpriced. They seemingly have cut the number of dancers per shift. They have some quite attractive dancers and some others that need to be banished to the Royal Palace or the scullery. Music is MUCH…

Driving through and decided to stop by. Small/Medium sized place, dim but adequate lighting. Had a bucket of beer for a good price. Came in late afternoon and it was kinda slow but picked up…

I went on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving for the first time in several months. The place was moderately crowded, the girls are pleasant. Cover was $12 at about 10:30, girls usually sit and talk with…

Save your money unless you are a "regular" the girls will not pay you any attention. First visit was Monday, 12/1/08. The door fee is $5.00. Lots of girls and they are average,…

I hadn't had a chance to visit here since Sept. It seemed like forever. I was glad to see that everything continues with no major changes. Tiki was onstage when I arrived.…

great club,hometown local bar atmosphere,most dancers are friendly and are some what goodlooking,hot looking bar tenders & waitresses,prices are about average as any where else in the city,all in all a good place to have…

WOW...Its been a while since Ive been here. The club is still dumpy as I remembered, but the chicks (at least when I was there) were really really rough and ugly. I couldnt…

Went to Sporty's around 4:30 on a friday afternoon. Even though the place just opened it was pretty full of customers. This place is really a bar with some good looking girls dancing…

Dropped in thee on 'black' Friday to get away from the early Xmas shoppers. About 8-10 dancers working. Not too bad, not too great. Cover is $5 and only beer is served. Sodaa…

Working North of Atlanta for the next few months and needed to find someplace to hang out and relax. Found Rooster's through Metromix and had to stop by because of the name. $5…

Not very busy when it first opened, but got busier towards 7 pm, probably because it was a big shopping holiday. Plenty of good-looking girls. Got a $100 VIP room show from Valentine, and it…

I had some time to kill on a monday and a friend took me here. I really enjoyed my time here. There were a mix of dancers, some pushing…

Came in about 2 pm and there were only two dancers. Both were OK, but not up to usual Dolphin standards. Dancer Stella had pretty obvious stretch marks on her otherwise nice boobs.…

Well, I went back to Derriere's after some time away, and can report the club some improved, though not back to its "glory days". First, the cover charge was $25, which I thought was outrageous for…

WOW!!! What a great club!! Nice girls who allow touching of breasts and asses. They rub them right in your face. Rub away for $3-$10 lap dances. $20.00 for floor dances with them sitting…

Great"mileage" in this club. Most girls expect to perform extras in the vip. The solid curtains in the VIP allow complete privacy for whatever you and your dancer negotiate. Pretty much anything goes as…

Visited Houston early fall, first time. Researched clubs on web and planned a visit to St James. I was staying downtown so when I checked the map I realized it was rather far…

First visit. As other reviewers have noted, it's difficult to get to this place with the Valley road bridge being closed, even with a GPS. Place has a large rectangular bar with two stages and…

Visited MCH a number of times while visiting Houston. Good size, food, staff and strippers. Always had a good time, was not hustled by any dancer. They were upfront about what was available and…

Stopped by here after being recommended by another dancer from a downtown club. Very dark and rather small. Nice big couches on the side where I saw a dancer sucking some cock while…

This is a late review from about 3 weeks ago. I wander in here maybe once or twice a year, only because I'm in the area often & you can get in free by printing…

Hadn't come back here since early spring. Now I remember why. The staff has improved a bit in looks (it would have been hard not to) but not in attitude. This can…

Surprisingly this is not a bad stop if you happen to be nearby. no cover b4 8pm, drinks are reasonably priced. tips at the stage will get you within sniffin distance of the…

Went to Treasures after a many year absence. $15 cover to get in. The place was fairly empty, with dancers outnumbering clients by a wide margin. Dancers were all sizes, ages and…

Well it had been a while since I had visited Sonny's so thought I would give it another try as I was in the neighborhood. It appears they are still enforcing the reserved seating…

Quite possible the regulars get more milage out of the dances. I had couple of dances with star (her stage name) and she proposed champagne room which I politely declined. She suggested VIP area which…

Stopped by here last Tuesday, the place was not very crowded but there was a good group of dancers who were friendly and not too greedy and some hot waitress. I've found if you tip…

This place was pretty busy on a Friday afternoon. The parking lot was nearly full and I had trouble finding an open spot. This club is smaller compared to other clubs in the Phoenix area…

I took another shot yesterday (Wednesday) afternoon to see whether things had changed. The girls were really hustling me for $30 - $40 dances. I mostly stuck with $20's but tried a couple…

This was a strange visit. Upon arrival all the girls were in the bathroom. The cute bartender had to yell at them to come on out. I got a dance from a…

george w is this your girl? Lexus ? thats a drag she would do that.Must be very slow and hurting for money to burn a old dude for only $60, but sorry to hear…

The Body Shop up on Sunset burned down this morning and you know what? The girls there still aren't hot.

My first visit here. Nude, no alcohol. Usually I prefer a few beers with my thighs but thought I'd check it out. Had nude dances (25 per) with three different girls. Ranged from ultra high…

Had a suprisingly great time at this club a few mondays ago. Two for one drink special, which got me started off on the right foot - I would say the girls were mostly…

I kinda liked this place. But as stated the $ 30 Jax lappers are over-priced. I got good mileage here but these wallet drainer lappers hurt you the next morning. Get up, look in your…

In my never-ending quest to meet each and every dancer across the United States, I ventured into the Penthouse Club on the recommendations of this board. It was a midweek evening and the club…

Went to Sapphires on a Tuesday. $5 cover, which is a little steeper than I'm used to for this town. A lot of the same dancers as with my last visit, which was…

Very small club that quite frankly looks like a dive from the outside. It is in an area of town that in going through gentrification. The parking lot holds about 6 cars max. Inside,…

Bogarts is great for the blue collar worker. 10 dollar dances, grind the sh it out of you. extra services availbale bj, hj. VIP area sucks, have to get wristband for 10 bucks then you…

Valet is ok, not good enough IMO. I had to park my own car on one occasion to this bar that was unacceptable. The door girl was very nice and one of the hottest…

This place is all about setting your expectations. If you have been to joints in FL, CA, or Vegas, this might be a letdown. You have to remember Virginia law prohibits any real fun. That…

I tried a change of venue. Stopped here the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. Since I am usually limited to Columbus clubs, I am trying to find a better club. This was not…

Went here on a Friday night, pretty packed. Its got a pretty sizeable stage on the south side of the building, with lots of stage seating. We sat at a table in the…

Came back after having stopped at the Dollhouse. My favorite (who left me last time) wondered what happened to me. I guess we disagreed on how lond she had disappeared! She hung…

We went to Tootsies on Black Friday. They have half price drinks until 8 which makes drinks reasonable. They have the largest selection of girls in the area. This place is huge...it's like a stripper…

Excellent place to go for lunch. They have a Boom-Boom dance where the dancers will give you a short dance for $1. Girls are hot, but the place can be expensive at night. Drinks…

Not as good as I expected, but not all bad either. Reputed to be the best in Vegas, and the dancers like to remind you of that frequently, but really just so-so. Expensive…