Reviews

This is the sum of many visits. This is kind of a low key place to find high value early in the afternoon. I usually arrive around 12:30 there are typically 5 girls already working…

I decided to venture to the playboy club based on a couple friends recommendations from when this place was Paradise back in the day. I pulled up and the parking lot is not big and…

This club has been described in great detail, but if you haven’t seen it and would like to know… You enter to a bar (no booze) on the left and the main stage in front of…

So I haven’t been to this club in a long time, and never went on a weekday before so I figured why not stop in for a drink. Place opens at 12 but i went…

Entrance from a busy downtown street with other restaurants and bars in proximity. The actual entrance is recessed on the sidewalk a little bit which allows some homeless to be hanging out on the…

My first time at Kittens. Thursday is Blues night at the bar next door, and it's a treat for the senses to go between the two locations. The gray-haireds who show up to…

Let’s me get straight to the point before the mundane details. I was there in Tue afternoon. Have been here few times since the opening. The biggest change now is that the translucent curtains on…

I’ve been here once before, in 2019 on a business trip. I returned on a Sunday night around 21:00. The place was decently busy with probably 20 women working. Overall the girls…

Went to the Trap on a Monday afternoon at 4pm. Walked into the club and gave the lot attendant $2 for parking. When I got there the place was packed for a 4pm on the…

I hadn't been to Synn since before covid but my wife and I had really fond memories of it from a few years ago, so we went last Saturday and were super excited about it.…

This is a bikini bar that serves liquor, so there’s no nudity on stage, and what you get for dances varies greatly by dancer. Wait for the 3-dance special they do once an hour for…

I am not going to be too wordy only because I wrote a review some time ago stating that this place is dead. At the time I stated I would not return but hence…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. This is the third of 3 clubs I stopped at that are within a mile of…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. This is the second of 3 clubs I stopped at that are within a mile of…

First time visiting this club. Stopped in Lexington on my way home from a trip to the western states. Lots of parking and the club was easy to find. Cover was $10 which looking back wasn’t…

Goldfinger is located in an older 2 story strip mall, next to a hooters. You walk in there is a counter girl to take your cover charge $2 after 5pm & more after 7pm… happy…

This place is interesting to me because it's the stereotypical working mans club. Tiny, a little dirty but got some good mileage from a big ass Cuban blond. Maria I think was her name. I…

I visited on both Friday and Saturday afternoon while in town for business. I had not been to Arizona since pre-Covid, and this was always one of my favorite spots. Because I arrived…

First time visiting this club, first time in Dallas, just passing through to go to a hockey game. Easy to find the club from my hotel and it has a large parking lot that was packed…

Well the blacktop driveway was decent. The parking space was free and adequate with just enough room. The air was filled with carbon dioxide and old cooking grease. DO you seriously want all the info…

I was bored out of my mind and decided to hit up this spot rather than going downtown KC to the other spots which I already knew were... ok? spotty at best. This place was…

Monday night, 9 - 11. 6 girls working. 1 stage, occasional dancer performing even though there was a posted rotation. Most of the time the girls were hanging with customers at the bar rather than…

I was in the area so I decided to pay another visit to the Playhouse. This place stands out as you drive up route 130 with it's bright pink exterior. I entered and sat…

It is my first time back after their long closure. The first thing you notice is the complete remodeling. Looks nice and you can tell a lot of work went into it. A few decent…

This review is delayed from a visit probably 2 months ago, so I don’t remember specific prices. Went with friends so interaction with the ladies was limited, which was nice since I find this place…

Returned for an afternoon visit to the cricket. Basics of the club, parking in the rear of the club, self park and no valet. No cover during dayshift so I found my way to a table…

Post raid visit, had no idea until talking to a dancer. You know it's easy to get to and plenty of parking. I feel safe parking and going in and out of club. Kinda dingy…

This little scumy gem is a place to go when you're tired of the same old game from the Big 3, its seedy, sketch and anything goes in this sucker. Women going raw in the…

Return visit 1 year later almost to the day. Arrived at 7:15 $10 cover. No changes in the building to the casual visitor. Main stage as you walk in bar to the left pool…

So I have been to Crazy Horse pre-pandemic, but this was the first time visiting post-pandemic. The layout is the same, they operate in the same way, still have the 6-8pm free entries, though a…

A Sunday afternoon, late January. Cool outside; warmer in here. Nine or so dancers, maybe that many patrons if you count the goofs video gaming. Basic mix for here, half or more…

Hadn't been here in a while, but was in the are and Sinclairs review was positive so I swung by around 10 on a Friday night. Walking in there is a large open…

Haven’t been here in a while. Easy parking next to a motel. Walk in and they check id - $30 cover. Pretty steep. Say they are open until 5 am. I walked in fairly…

So as far as Jersey clubs go - PH is really the only fun in town. As others have said the place itself is anything but fancy. Outside the decor looks like it…

Stopped by on a random Monday because I was bored and wanted to see how it was going. This club has a nice wide parking lot and very easy to park though the club isn't…

So, it has been a very long time since I last ventured out here. The parking lot was fairly crowded but from the looks of it, they’re mainly dancers. Not much has changed…

So decided to hit this place on a Friday night around 10.30pm. $10 is the entry fee. As soon as i got in, i see the bar right in front of me. To the back…

Strolled in on a Thursday evening right at open and did not have too high of expectations based off of previous reviews. The night started slow but by 7 o’clock there were almost 10 girls…

Visited here on a Thursday afternoon round 4pm in Jan '23, of course to take advantage of the $80 special. There were close to 20 girls working that day, and probably about 10 customers at…

Been here a handful of times, but most recently visited on Presidents Day early afternoon which was a Monday. ID Scan and light pat down when walking in. Grabbed a beer at the…

Not everyone reads the club details and some find them annoyances, so I have put them at the end. I was in Phoenix for an unplanned visit. As far as clubs in Arizona go, I…

Was working in the area and got off early so I decided to checkout Carl’ around 2:30 on a Friday. No cover and nobody working the door. Didn’t think there’d be anybody inside, but I…

Prepped by tuscl and a previous short experience here, I have a decent idea of how this club is. First off, thanks to everyone for stating how dark this place is. Coming in during the…

I was visiting the Tucson area for a long weekend of camping and stayed in Tuscon my last night before flying home. I decided to visit a couple of clubs in the area to get…

I visit the Tampa bay area several times a year and the biggest attraction for me in terms of strip clubs is none other than Atlantis! My last visit was a couple weeks ago, but…

Pretty awesome place actually. To be fair I had low expectations going in but I thought it was very good for a week night. And probably the club to be at for a random…

I got there at about 2 pm on a Sunday. Definitely beat the crowd!!!! Which I wanted to do. When I walked in, less than 10 guys, but also less than 10…

I live out of state so only get to visit PH once a quarter when a work trip brings me nearby. As others have stated, no need to give a detailed description for a place…

There are new VIP rooms everywhere. They previously had the ones near the restrooms and the ones on the opposite side of the ground level. Then they added the upstairs ones on the far end.…

Visited last Friday afternoon with a friend. Arrived around 3:00 pm. No cover. Walked in and took a seat at the bar. Two pretty bartenders working. They were very attentive and the two-for-one vodka-sodas were…

Stopped by around 9pm on Saturday. Outside looked nice, freshly painted and parking lot was well lit. Paid $5 at the door to get in. Not the worst place I…

I try to stop in here once or twice a year, but will usually just continue on to RI as I fid it a better value. Located on a main road, safe enough parking…

It was Sunday and I had time to kill so I deduced to hit up Pandoras for a few dances. This was the 2nd time I’ve been to this club and both times did…

This place opens at 2 pm. Pre-covid it was 12 pm. Since I usually stop at a club around where I am for work that day, 2 pm works good for me. I usually get…

I've been in Melbourne for about a decade, and I used to enjoy Inner Room (now dancer royale) until 2017, but after COVID, this is the first time I've been inside a club (three years…

OK fellas it’s been about 6-7 months since I visited the flight club, or so it feels like. The valet is still the same $8.00, coat check was $3.00, entrance is $20 in the evening. I…

I don't have a lot of experience in clubs but I was here a few week ago and this time I came back 3 or 4 nights (thur-sun) in a row! The place is comfortable,…

So a lot has been described about the club and the stages. This club is HUGE! with 3 stages and 3 girls on stage all the time. Their USP is the half hour parade followed…

Found myself in the city with time to kill. I had never tried a NYC club before even though I used to work here, so it was time to check one out. Flashdancers was pretty…

Stopped by here after a disappointing trip at another club, was hoping to salvage the night. Had never been here before and thought it may be worth a try. Walked in paid cover and sat…

I've been several times to the Landing Strip, most often daytime during the week. I was bored and had money burning a hole in my pocket so I visited on Saturday after 9:00 PM.…

This is one of the lamest strip clubs I have been to. I should have just stayed at Cotton Eyed Joe and caller it an earlier night. Eye candy was way way better there than…

Haven’t been back to this club in 10 years. Nothing much has changed. Parking - free if you park on the street. $10 valet near the door or $5 valet and the attendant said it would…

tldr; upscale look and feel, mixed variety of girls, $30 non-nude lap dances, attentive bouncers, no clue about Champagne or "Gold Room", Oh....also a male strip club? Much more upscale than I expected. Neon accent lights…

Electric Blue Cafe in Tolland, Connecticut has the distinction of being ranked in the top 40 worst rated clubs on tuscl. Now ain't that an honor! Personally I don't think this joint is that bad.…

I keep checking this place out every few months (because it is so convenient for me) hoping for a return to the good old days 5 years ago or so, when it was a great…

Wackos hasn't been reviewed for a while and I did three visits one Thursday: afternoon, evening and night. Just to review what everyone knows already. Three stages, dancers start at the large T stage at…

Parking/Valet: There is a fair amount of parking out front and on the West side of the building for the size of bar this is. Front of the club has double entry doors outside…

Was in town for work and after reading about clubs ahead of time decided to give Baby Dolls Dallas a try. Arrived at 9:00 PM and found parking in the far lot, about a minute…

Good old Pandoras! Hadn’t really been in a mongering mood as of late - so I hadn’t stopped in since maybe the holidays. It’s the same small, black and red exterior building I remember. Pothole…

In Baltimore on a Tuesday night - had heard about the Penthouse club for some time so decided to check it out. Took an Uber to the club around 10pm - $20 cover, no issues…

I went to Double D’s Cabaret on a Saturday night at 20:15. There was no cover charge, and the club was dead. I beat all of the dancers to the club, and the final dancer…

Have been a few times before but most recently went on Thursday night around 9pm which is a little early for this place - it’s open pretty late into the wee hours of the night…

While this bar has been well-reviewed, I learned a little tidbit that might be of interest to some of you. But will save that for the end. I went there about 9pm on…

I stopped in at Porthole Pub around 5:00pm Saturday afternoon. Porthole has always seemed like a refuge for dancers who couldn’t get hired at one of Pompano’s big three clubs. It’s a…

Visited on a Thursday around 9 PM. Location is in a safe neighborhood, small lot but lots of street parking. Cover was $5, no one working from desk so paid bartender. On the inside,…

I had some free time in the evening and wanted to visit a Las Vegas Strip Club for the first time to compare to the Orange County ones I usually visit. I went about…

Came down to Roxxies on a random Wednesday night at 8pm. They usually open at 7pm so it was still early for them, most of the girls don't really arrive until 9 or 10 pm.When…

After checking Club Wax the previous week, my next goal was to check out Club Blaze for the first time. I've been in Atlanta fairly often over the past 30+ years so…

I used to go to Cheetah every week for well over a year, from slightly before they installed the lighting cubes and the pole to about last October or November (2022). The place is very…

Was back in Tennessee so I made a trip last Thursday night to visit the club. I arrived around 8:30 and probably left around 1:30AM. The cover was $16 but I had a $10 off…

No plans on Saturday so I decided to hit Cheerleaders for a late day visit before the place got busy for UFC. I went commando in pleated dress pants because I want to get the…

Was in the area and decided to try this place. Was not a good choice. It was mid-afternoon, around 3:30pm, and there were maybe 4 dancers in the place and about 8 patrons. Place looks a…

Indulge Genetleman's Longue on the Block -- consistent great dayshift experience fo 1.5 years. Speaking here just of the day shift at INDULGE only which is solidly working from3:00 PM-8:00PM before it turns into a different…

Stopped by on a Monday late afternoon / early evening. Won't go into details about the layout of the club - other than the ti for first time visitors. When you first walk in, your are…

Went by sinsations first, but parking lot was absolutely slammed so I decided to go to Dollhouse instead. Probably get in around 11, $10 cover, one drink required for another $5. One stage - $5…

Have only been to clubs about twice since Covid. Had to go pick someone up at the airport, so I decided to stop by Chicas to kill some time. Parked in the back…

Ok people . i was there on a Wednesday about 4 pm so there was a shift change. since i was criticized for not describing the place on my other reviews . the…

This was a great night. A reunion night with BigTim and Dave Phx along with a return of my favorite dancer (more later on her) and some other hot dancers. First club…

Went in a couple Saturdays ago for my birthday. This has become my go to club because of proximity, credit card acceptance, and being able to get full nude dances. Every hour or so they…

I showed up just before 5:00 PM and avoided the valet fee by parking in the lot across the street. I checked my coat with the door guy for $2 and a buck tip. Why…

Hong Kong, Tijuana, Mexico 3/3/23 9:00 pm to 4:00 am I have an addiction to places with great potential, like Hong Kong, that keep me coming back. And the potential of HK is well known and documented:…

So disclaimer long time regular, my opinion good club, used many others but this place is the only place in Providence for me. The newbie info.... Small club in Providence near to the port of Providence.…

I really enjoy saturday afternoons at the post. The lineup is always very good with some really hot looking latinas. I usually have sodas or water because it's about a 30 min drive for me,…

I've been to most of of the Jax area clubs and this is by far the best in my opinion, primarily due to the following: - cover is reasonable. $7 on week nights, $10 on…

My last review of Baby Dolls in late 2019, I wrote that Baby Dolls was the best club in American in terms of balance of hot dancers and milage. I can't…

Thai use to be a fun spot in Indy and really the only one that would get you more than a dance. Walked in around 9pm on a Friday, $7 cover and took a seat.…

I've been to this club many times before, but this is my first visit after my recent move to Detroit. The layout hasn't changed since my previous review, so I'll copy and paste what I wrote…

Background: I had a car trip to Sioux Falls and decided to stop at Cockatoo for a break; the club in Sioux Falls, Scarlett's, seemed kind of boring based on reviews here. I went last…

Went in on Sunday around 1:30 am. Parking lot was full. I believe I payed around 60? Don’t recall since I was already buzzed coming from the casino. There was around 40-50 girls. A lot…