Reviews

I'm in town for a few days so I thought I would take a look at the local scenery. PTs gave me more than enough to look at. The atmosphere was very relaxed…

The place isn't too bad and it isn't too great. The cover and drink minimum add up to the price of a lap dance, which is what I would prefer to spend my money on.…

Visited the night before Thanksgiving. A busy night with maybe 25-30 dancers on shift. The place is clean and cover is $5. The beer is reasonable at $4 for a domestic bottle.…

The club is adjacent to the Cabaret Royale and you can purchase VIP pass to both clubs for access to both. This review will focus only on the Fare club. The club is fairly spacious…

I used to stop by frequently but stopped traveling to the area. Just got back to the area and made a stop at the "Boo." Not much has changed. A small neighborhood place with reasonably…

Visited Mons while in town for the ACC Championship game. It has been a couple of years since my last visit, but it hasn't changed much. One plus is the additional parking, so…

Went to this club on a Friday night.. I saw that Tera Patrick was going to be dancing. This was amazing, I felt like I was watching a live porno, but where the pole was…

Was in San Antonio for business the following day and I asked the guy at the hotel which was the best place in town to watch the Monday night game with no bullshit up selling…

Nice girls, The place got raided my cops once, Cops are nearby watching cus bodyshop had gangster problem and stuff. But still nice place with hot girls, CBJ and FS are offered over there from…

Checked it out again last week at about 11 pm on a Friday night. There were only 6 dancers. I lowered my rating from last visit because this place has really gone down. Back at…

not the best place for action, a better place to chill. normal bar since it's only topless. stay away from hot/tiny blond-jessica?(all air-dance brushed hands from even the hips-wtf). lyric? one of the BEST laps…

Ok. First of all i apologize in front for my bed spelling. I have bean to K5 relax yesterday after midnight. To be honest i was not looking for a sex, more something like private -…

Went to see porn star Katsuni dance. Great 30-minute show. She bared it all at the end of the show, nice landing strip. She brought up a guy and stripped him to his…

Went on Friday night around 10:30 until 12:30. Lots of females there. Mostly white girls, a couple black girls, and maybe 1 mexican girl. Lots of small breast. A couple girls had larger breast. Very…

I dropped by Pleasant Moments for an afternoon visit and found about 8 dancers. There were a mix of white, black and hispanic dancers and the bar was about half-full. Guys can sit in front of…

Saw the place from the highway and decided to stop in for a little while. The club itself wasn't the best looking place i've been to, but it was far from the worst.…

I showed up on a Thursday night but was told they were going through a shift change and not many girls were there. I decided to come back the next night on Friday.…

This is my 3rd or 4th time to this club, this last one with my girlfriend. It is an extremely couple friendly place. In fact, this last time, at least 1/2 of the…

I've actually been back several times since my last review and have unfortunately missed Sasha on every visit. She'd had to take some of her normal days off and then her schedule was no…

Visited in late November....went during happy hour prices. Good variety of dancers ranging from 7-10. Got some good close-up views sitting along the Main Stage first. Then took a couple of dancers up for…

The club itself is OK but the shakedown by the crazies just outside of the club as you park your car are unacceptable. They should pay someone to beat these homeless asses if they…

The last time I was in Houston, about a year ago, I went to this club. There were a couple of cute girls there, and I swear one 18-yr-old cutie took me into VIP and…

Well, Bogarts is what it is. The bar itself is kind of run down, the girls go from 4's-9's, and the vip area is a bunch of folding chairs in a raised area off…

Went there on a Thursday just after noon. There were just several dancers between 5-7 in looks - with many over 40 years old. It was the beginning of the shift so there…

This is still a bit of an odd place. You pay $15 to get in and there are always less than 5 girls. Most of them are young latino or black girls. Usually girl…

This place is great. There are lots of girls of different types - I am sure almost everyone can find someone they like. I think most of the girls are 5-9's but there are…

My last review of Godfather II was based on a visit near the beginning of September. Last night, we went back to see if patience was to be rewarded. It seems that the…

Visited Saturday afternoon. The club is located off I94- exit on the Wayne exit going south, then west on Goddard. The club is on the left. I was told that it was recently renovated…

After a long time away, I decided to visit on a weekday night around 10 pm. I paid the usual $10 cover and quickly realized that the entire dance staff was new. Just 4 dancers…

Was in the mood for a little latina and decided to give Michael's a try. I was pleasantly surprised. While there were some thicker girls and some less attractive girls, during my visit…

Got in around ten expecting there to be some action going on. To my dismay, nothing was going on despite if being well after opening. Trust me, don't get here before midnight or you'll be…

I visited the club for the first time in about two months. I observed some new girls, but a lot of the usuals were still there. The day shift is definitely nice because it is…

Since this is more like a bikini club, I thought I would check it out to see ifs I wanted to work here. OMG! Ghetto is an understatement. Didn't feel too safe up in here.…

A buddy of mine was leaving for a while, and we decided to go to Xposed to have some fun before he left. We both had such a great time and ive been back 3…

A very good club with larger Latinas as promised. The lap dances were very good values. It was very slow, so I got lots of attention. The downside of it being slow…

Friday afternoons sport better looking girls than any other afternoon of the week. Lots more customers than other weekdays so the good looking girls show up. Go before the 8 pm shift change…

I live in Tampa but only go to this club when I have a friend or a customer in town who wants to see the "legendary" Mons. Went there last night with two friends…

Had to check this place out again -- it's just too close to home to pass up. Once again, VIP lived up to the reputation of Chicago clubs. Though the decor was nice,…

This club is ok. The bartenders are Hot & very nice. The dancers are ok, and there are some Hot ones but they aren't really into chatting with you unless you are a regular. If…

Always try to make it a tradition of visiting Mons Venus when I'm in town, and always had a great time. This place needs to expand, because it got really crowded when I was…

I took my buddy to Omar's on a Friday night after Thankgiving. He is from NY and has shown me how great the club's are in Buffalo, so I had to take him out.…

Had a reasonable visit here. I was in there late afternoon/early night on a recent Saturday. Started off pretty slow and there weren't many customers or dancers. Most of the few dancers…

This is an interesting clug. Girls are friendly and not too aggressive. Drinks are good. Be sure to tip the bouncer if you want the best service. As a white customer…

Had another very good experience at the club. Haven't had a chance to visit it in awhile. It was cold outside and I did not expect to see several dancers. Had just come from another…

I have been to Goldfinger’s three times in the past month. It is a clean club, spacious (compared to Little Darlings), with a large stage. The tip rail is not right up against…

This place was, how should I put it, interesting in the best way. Four girls on shift (it was early afternoon) two were quite attractive and two others one with lots of tats and…

Overall its a smaller club with a decent private area. Girls are racially mixed and in general are not intimidating. The bouncer is pretty chill. From what i was told the owner is in florida.…

A big club at the top of Tottenham Court Road. Plenty of girls and room to play. Probably a victim of its own legend and notoriety in that it feels very commercial, a bit of…

The club looks very shady on the outside but is clean enough and a nice place to hang out inside. There is valet parking that is relatively cheap. I would recommend this as…

Been to this club 8-10 times in the last few years. Girls on average are OK looking (about 5) but usually a couple very attractive ones on each shift. Mainly south American girls with…

Went in there a couple of times, t'other month. As usual with the Block, Your Mileage WILL Vary. Dancers ranged from 2-3, to 8. 7-8 months prego in a see-through outfit was a bit weird.…

Went there about a month ago with a coupon (free admission with a drink). Only 6 girls working (mid afternoon). Had several come ons but settled for the best looking of the bunch Kirby. She…

Went there Friday night which is a little unusual for me. Saw Mia coming off days and said hello. Had a good time with her the last time I was in. Saw Kathryn and talked to…

I visited Follies for the first time in years this past week. Club layout is still the same-big bar in the middle with small stages surrounding it. There were about 15 girls working at the…

Noticed that it's been a while since my last review. To be honest I had a couple visits that were, well, consistent with what had been posted by others. On my last two visits (most…

I visited recently after a busines meeting, and i arived at about 4:00 pm I was out of cash, and did not have an ATM, I went and spoke with the owner, He took my…

This place sometimes gets bad reviews because it have to get past how old the bar is. The owner definitely doesn't invest much back into the place. But the dancers are super friendly…

I decided to try this place out again, since the last 2 times i came by the place was closed, when i arived i went inside, and the palce rubbed me the wrong way, the…

I heard about Dreamers from a few friends and it was mixed reviews, so I decided to find out for myself...Some of the girls looked very ghetto and hood while others were pretty decent..…

Went to this club since I heard they still dance topless unlike other clubs in Daytona. The stage is in a strange place where you sit in front of all the other customers. VIP section…

The club now opens at 3 pm on saturdays unlike before when they only opened at 7pm although this is only temporary. The good news is that drinks are very cheap and no cover…

I was at this place, and in 1 short word, this place rocks, They ahve a DJ all night, and we got there at about 12:30 am , They are located right near the sheraton…

Went here a while back ago. Was in town for a couple of days close to the airport. Open late. Walked in 1 girl dancing on stage 2 girls working the floor. Young good looking…

Came in for my nearly weekly visit to the SR. I was not very happy with the selection of available dancers. I suppose the $10.00 Dances are not attracting the Dancers as I was…

Not bad on a Thurs evening. Recently renovated the club--new chairs, tables, carpet. Remodeled bathroom and now there's an attendant. Got there before the 8 pm shift change to sample both shifts.…

the morning is expensive. however tyler is smoking hot. IF you go at night Lady M, barbie resse, or what ever she calls her self now can show anyone a good time. Never…

Gave this place another TWO shots and both were misses. On the first trip one of the girls was pretty attentive...but she was about 7 mos. pregnant! Decent dancer but not enough to keep me…

Came and had the lunch buffet here. It was free. I had a roast beef platter. It was all u can eat. The club is nice inside. 2 stages. Skybox. Couch room. Etc. Bunch…

I was here a few months back. Recognized a tall lanky blond from last time. Got a dance from Ashely?, a half white/spic. I'd give her a 7 for appearance and dance.…

The club has a great layout. There are numerous stages and 2 poles from floor to a very high ceiling on the mainstage. There are enough girls working that if you are unable…

I have visited this bar and felt very uncomfortable. Walked in , got my drink and sat down. Dancers were at the bar but not trying to mingle. After awhile, one girl danced but that…

I do not know how this place stays open. The girls were not very attractive and they seem to stay with their regulars. There was a regular there who was spending some money (buying the…

This club is great I like it a lot more than providence. All the girls from the dancers to waitresses are all gorgeous and it's a classy place to hang out with your chum's. I…

Since my last review the club has picked up a bit on weekend evenings, especially my last two visits in November. The number of dancers working went up a bit from an average of…

I have always enjoyed Crazy Horse whenever I have been in Myrtle Beach. It has always been a class operation, clean, efficient but not too pushy. The last time I was here…

I decided to stop by and see who might be working on the day shift. Fortunately, Abby and Nikki were the two I was hoping to see and they were there. Both give great dances…

Stopped in with my wife a few weeks ago on a Sunday evening around 8-8:30. There were only 2 girls when we got there, but 2-3 more showed up every 30 min or so…

Ran into this place on business last month so I dropped in. It was pretty small with about a dozen girls working. They filled it nicely. The bartender was the best one in the place,…

Talk of the Town is smaller and more intimate than the OG (which is just down the street), they had maybe 7 dancers on shift ranging from 9 to 4 (IMHO). At least 4…

I swung by Playmates when I was in Cocoa about a week ago. Playmates would be a good place to get a lap dance from a young, good looking dancer if only one worked there.…

I visited the Brass Flamingo (BF) two times over the past month; both being on a Wednesday afternoon. I can confirm that everything that has been posted by my fellow lap dance enthusiasts is…

It was over 10 months since I last at Mac’s Two, and years since I was there in the afternoon. For those who appreciate the pleasures of a low hassle club, Mac’s Two continues…

Came and had the lunch buffet here. It was free. I had a roast beef platter. It was all u can eat. The club is nice inside. 2 stages. Skybox. Couch room. Etc. Bunch…

All I have to say is that this place is great. At the time I went it was slow but the when I finally got a dance, it was worth every penny. The bartender was…

Might have been more than 10 dancers on shift. And my ratings of eight are maybe a little high for a non-nude club. Great dancer is Arianna, tall, built, buxom. There are others, some warmer…

Had not been to HB in a while. About the same as usual. A few hot dancers, some good to great ones and some not so hot ones. Most of them really don't put much…

Haven't been to a club in years. Last time was at the OG..glad I went back with friends. Extremely nice ladies, none overly pushy. Laps were legendary. VIP room highly recommended. My only gripe is that…

I've been to this club a few times. I don't go when looking for mileage - I go when I just want to relax, have a drink, watch the game, and see a few stand…

Paid a return visit th T's while in town on business. Arrived about 7:30 on a Monday night and needless to say things were slow. Only about a half dozen dancers working and…

It seems that I just was at CF, but looking at my review it was a just over a month ago. Regardless, the holiday season has provided me with many excuses to go shopping,…

So after a couple hours at CF, some Christmas shopping, I decided to check out Cheaters for the second time in my life. There was something I really liked about this club, even though…

I visited Blush while in Pittsburgh waiting for the Pitt/Notre Dame Game. I spent about an hour and a half there and enjoyed my visit. The club is a very straight forward layout.…

Went for the amateur contest, admission was only $5 and bottles of water were only $2. A great value. I can't believe I am about to type this, but there may not be…

Cover charge was high but at least you did not have to worry about buying overpriced booze and $20 lady drinks because this club has no booze at all for sale. A lot of…

Bright pink looking building that is hard to miss. $10 lap dances and free cover charge (if you print off the free pass on their website) gave this club a high value rating. The…

I had a date in the brookpark area that was not good!! I figure I am in the area so why not. I went to Ambers For the first time. I sat…

I went there recently and found the dancers came mainly from south america and were very beautiful. Some seem to be lacking when it came to understanding as they were spanish speaking primerly. But…

I've visited FLB a couple of times in recent weeks. The club still maintains an attractive assortment of dancers, but the current Tuesday and Wednesday day shift is a little weak these days. Putting Cory,…

Friday Afternoon. Great lunch specials. Some really attractive girls. Unfortunately there are many of them who do their stage shows and are never seen again or sit with other girls the whole time. Quite a…

After spending my first night in Miami at Dean's Gold and Tootsie's, I decided to try Scarlett's. It was a good choice. The music is still loud, very loud. But it was…