Reviews

I would normally describe the club, but there is absolutely no need to do so. This place was a complete waste of time. This is one of the worst, over-priced, strip clubs in…

Went here the other night with some friends. Had a decent time the girls let us get quite touchy with them on stage. Admission was 20 with drinks, the girls were all decent.…

Went here the other night not much has changed since the last time I went there. The girls range from a 6-9 scale. You can tell the mileage by the contact on the…

Subi's is one of our gems here in the Detroit area. I've been going there for years. It's in a good area in the southern part of the Detroit area. It's a midsize club, walking…

It's been a while since I had been to the Cannonball so I decided to see how the place had changed over the years. I have to agree with other reviews that have been posted.…

This club offered a better time than I thought it would after years of reported "decline"! It is clean and in good repair, as the lap dance areas all have received an upgrade since…

Crystal City Restaurant - the Stepford Strippers of No. Va. Despite having read the reviews, it turns out this is the ONLY club in the Crystal City, VA area that was within walking distance to the…

NOW SERVING BEER!!! Included in your cover ($20 on that night) you now can be served cans of Bud Light for free. Hope you like Bud Light in a can, because that's your only…

had a lot of fun. more of a relaxed environment. a mix between a bar and a strip club. A great place to have a couple of beers with the guys after work and still…

Stopped by on thursday afternoon on a whim and wound up having a really great time. I still have a beef with the dance pricing as it seems the girls do little more than…

I have been super critical of this club in the past and as time goes by, things change quite a bit. I will say that the club and the bar staff are all up a huge…

I went this way to see if someone I know was working at Oasis on Friday but no such luck. I immediately left and then I stumbled upon this club around the block from Oasis.…

This club is a real gem. The pricing on dances is $10 and the drink prices are just a hair above a regular bar. If you are all about extras or super…

have been here before and have reviewed it too, but been a while so updating: still a big nice venue to watch pretty women dance; however, the quality is all over the place. some old timers…

I had a good time Saturday. There was no crowd and less girls on dollar parade. Most of the better girls were more available than on Fridays. The old style PH lap dance wasn't back…

I have been going here for a while and usually the club is ok. I go because my atf dances here. The dancer rating is for her only. The value rating is because the club…

I used to stop in to the Gold Club but haven't been there recently. It's a pretty cool spot, down tha alley of a little side street, but kinda small. The girls are…

There's nothing fancy about this place. It has a strong neighborhood dive vibe to it. But I like my clubs gritty and this one qualifies. It's really small, there's pretty much zero privacy, and they…

My first visit since the remodel. I never thought this place needed a remodel but they've done a good job. If there's any reason to try this place now, it's the $1 beer.…

This was my first evening visit in several years. Plenty of customers, not too many dancers. And of course there were some of the dancers sitting by themselves rather than working the crowd.…

Ok, so I had a decent experience, but took a while...a long while to find the right girl. Most of the pushy girls came first...pass, pass, pass, most were mediocre in looks but below…

I went in looking for my new favorite dancer at this club, she was not working but I decided to stick around to see the talent anyways. Got a coule of nude dances from…

I've been here a couple of times (mainly evenings) but my last trip was during the daytime. On weekend nights, it's usually pretty busy with about 15-20 girls working at any given time and it…

Raynor had advised me that Fridays were better for lap dances, especially in the early afternoon. Shortly after I arrived she came from the dressing room and joined me. After most of a…

my boyfriend and i enjoy the stip clubs out in vegas...i didn't have high expectations for cheaters as I heard it was dark and not great. It does look like an old run down bar…

paid playhouse a visit saturday. byob is nice feature not too many byob strip clubs around . there was less girls but most brazilians and rayne there . i dont come to playhouse expecting handjobs…

The Playhouse is still one of my favorites, even though when I stop in business seems to be slower. When I pulled in the lot, the valet guy was there like usual to park…

In my opinion this is one of the best places to go if you are in the new york city area. They have all types of shapes and sizes. They have dancers that are asian,…

Haven't been to the old Mississauga Tavern in about a year. Still the same dark place with average looking girls. The $10 cover charge to go into the VIP dungeon is a definite turnoff. Last…

ADDENDUM to my prior review: Last night, in discussing the incident I witnessed last week with one of my clients who was a guest on the occasion in question, he reminded me that there…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. About 6 guys sitting at the bar. Usually not a lot of customers during the day, and not a lot of girls dancing. Girls come around…

Visited here for the first time in a long while since I wanted to see if there was any point to keep coming here. Was absolutely dead inside. Seemed to be maybe 2…

Friday night. Ran into a real stunner/spinner who usually works at Mons in Tampa. Xana or something. What an incredible little vixen this girl is. There were 25 or 30 dancers…

My perfect 10s for this club need to be taken in proper context. Which is an eye candy club in philadelphia, that I didn't pay a cover at because I had a free pass.…

A must when you are in the OC. Great talent. Great dances. Management has no personality but that tends to be normal for strip clubs. All the girls are nice and…

Nice place. Girls don't ask for LD as much as you want them to. I love to sit down and get to the girl and take her to VIP but many don't just…

Warning... warning...! I am a little adventurous, but this place was not the type of adventure I usually enjoy. #1 The place is in the middle of a half dangerous neighborhood... Fine! #2 The dancers…

Don't let them fool you, I've never seen more than 5 dancers. The girls are very friendly & the staff is always polite. Sometimes you get a good night and sometimes you get a bad…

Decided to post another review, to mention two dancers I've been with a few times, and one who was a new experience for me. This afternoon Christine's had about 8 girls dancing, and about a…

This is a very impressive club. The dancers are a 7-9 on average with a couple close to a 10. The thing that makes this club great is the action in the regular couch room…

Pretty quiet (as usual) between 3-4 on a Monday afternoon. Still, pretty dancers on the shift, mostly in the 6-8 range. First two dancers tattooed and one with piercings. If that is…

There was a wide array of all types of dancers. It started out slow but got a little busier around 11:00PM. Club was clean and safe. I had dances with several dancers…

I had a lot of fun at this club in the middle of the day. All types of dancers with a very good selection for the afternoon. Fairly small club set up with stage…

I normally visit this club on the first Tuesday of every month as it is customer appreciation day and all the dancers are working. I enjoyed a lot with Illeana a new dancer in Paradise…

Visited on a Friday night. Club really starts to get crowded after 10pm. Not much room to walk, find a seat, or fight for girls attention. A lot of smoke, your clothes will reek of…

This club needs more dancers or the hot bartender needs to start dancing. The club has potential but I could not sit in there any longer watching very few dancers. Wanted a dance from…

Bobby's is a pretty laid back place on Sunday afternoon. There were only a few patrons and two dancers there, but there is more of a feeling of freedom than at other times as…

Nice girls! Cheap beer! Great place to enjoy social hour and bachelor's parties! I love this place. Only con is "no touch". So, lap dance is meaningless. I went there about 4 times and each…

I've been coming out here for years, and have seen a lot of dancers at this club. I prefer this club over the other Mansfield clubs because of the laid back, friendly atmosphere.…

I came in after the game 2 against the Celtics and the club was empty. There were probably only 10 other guys there, all solo. I was with a buddy, and we were there for…

Stopped in today and was very happy to find both of my long-time favs working the afternoon shift. Waitress was pretty much invisible and I sat for almost ten minutes waiting for her. One…

Cover charge is $5 and the bouncer is very chill. The poster before me is correct, the domestics are a bit on the pricey side at 4.50 a pop. Club opens at noon and closes…

Went on a Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday's are nice because they are in lingerie. A good break from the long dresses. There was a decent selection for the afternoon shift. I had my eyes on…

I went there on a Sunday around 3 pm and saw a real random mix of average to fairly hot, at the bar for 10 mins and the girls walked up and just started chit…

In a packed club, The Cabaret is filled with some of the most interesting group of people. That is not to say that I didn't have an enjoyable time, but if you don't like to…

The one good thing about this place is that the girls are slammin'. Mostly white/Russian chicks and a decent amount of latinas. Drinks are pretty average at $4. Lap dances are variable, with some girls…

Visited on a Wednesday night a few months back, 9-11pm. Chose this club because it was the closest to my downtown hotel. Paid my cover ($10 or $15, I don't remember) walked down into…

This is a decent club, but you have to appropriately set your expectations. First, this club is in Davie, Florida, so there is not much of a party scene surrounding the club. The…

This place compares well to Crazy horse or Cheetah's. There is a good diversity to the dancer lineup. There may not be many 10s but plenty of 7-9s. The girls seem happy…

Went here with a friend who was disappointed with Sapphire. We were not disappointed. The Vibe here was instantly better. The dancers were friendly for the most part,There were lots of pretty girls with a…

Went here with a friend who just hated it. Can't blame him as the energy here was negative. Girls are agressive but the real problem here are the managers who seem to be micromanaging a…

Very nice club. There were a good number of customers in the place for a weeknight. and a lot of dancers. There were a bunch waling around on the floor and more…

Went to the club around 4.00 PM. There were 6-7 customers inside. As soon as I went near the bar a dancer grabbed me and asked "Can you kidnap you?". She left me alone when…

me and my home boi decided to get out of orlando's wack pastie scene because we wanted to see sum action and we were far from disappointed we blew alot of money that night but…

Had a chance to visit and ended up spending some time with Ashley. Short, slender young woman who does her job with a lot of energy. She wants a little more for her services than…

I dont know what it is but I went on a Saturday and there were maybe 5 dancers total. In a military town, on a Saturday night, on a payday week and only 5 dancers,…

Visited around 11:00 on a weeknight. The club was virtually empty, two dancer were on the stage and 3 more were hanging around the bar. Most of the dancers were in the 4 to…

I really don't get the attraction. I guess I'm spoiled living in South FL. Most of our dancers actually look like strippers. Here they are girls next door types with no racks. I…

Had the chance to visit again a week ago. There were 15 lovely ladies all Philipina from 7-9.5. At least six of these ladies are absolutely gorgeous each in their own way! I arrived…

This is not a strip club. This is a brothel. You walk in the front door, which is located at the back of the building facing US 192. Once inside, you are met by one…

This place isn't worth going to at all and doesn't at all resemble the club shown in the 007 movie. The drinks are overpriced and the topless bartender was overweight and very unattractive., probably…

Arrived somewhat early around 8 and was the first customer in the club on a nice memorial day weekend. Not sure if everyone was out enjoying the weather but they weren't in the club.…

Although so much has already been said about Tootsies, I thought I would add my opinion to the mix. Tootsies is really a superb strip club. The new location and building are really…

I have now been here every night of the week and I can now say without reservations that pretty as these ladies are (5-7 on a 10 point scale), they have zero personality. They literally…

Stopped by Cadillac today for a few hours around 6:30, I was kind of disappointed at the $15 cover already, but having stopped by Desire previously I was willing to pay for Cadillac. Grabbbed…

Anyone ever been to this club and seen Krista the hot blonde man is she amazing! I been to this club several times and everytime I go I always have a good time if…

The club wasn't too busy since the Laker game was just finishing, but the talent on stage and in the back was excellent for a Thursday. All of the girls on staff were fit and…

Seems like a YMMV place. Checked it out a couple weeks ago mainly because I had not been to a Portland VIP "lingerie modeling" session before and gathered from reading the board that this…

Was in town on business. Tried the Gold Club the night before, went here for a little variety. Great choice. The club was a lot classier than Gold Club and on par…

I was saddened to see this club has gone so down hill honestly it is one of the worse places I have seen. It use to be amazing totally worth the money. Now the dancers…

Ok so if you want a lap dance don't go. The girls are too interested in coach dancing that they just walk by with out even a second look. Now we have tested this. We…

Stopped by the Ballpark for the first time in a couple years Saturday afternoon. The layout of the bar was different from what it was the last time I was there. Anyway, there were 3…

OK - this is a summary of two visits I made here in the last few weeks. Both were during weekday afternoons. My first visit lasted about 15 mins (1 beer) - just nothing going…

Still my favorite spot in Columbia by far. I like sitting in the corners and instead of out in the open. There are plenty of spots in the club that offer this kind of back…

Wow. Been back a few times lately, and the range of dancers is bigger than I realized. Went one day and had two 3-4's working, but then went back a week later and…

in my opinion, this place sucks now. i was a semi-regular here a while ago, but rarely have the desire to come to this club anymore. i'll only check it out if i…

This place has been hit or miss for awhile but there is a new dancer that goes by the name of Desire that's well worth the $. She's a latina with a nice round…

This was only my second visit to Omar's. I'm not much of a beer drinker so I prefer the Deja Vu when I'm around Lansing. As another reviewer wrote, the place looks great…

Jamcaia strip clubs are not any thing like the U.S. the girls do not have sets, they dance continuesly some taking clothes off some not, the music is extremely loud and the…

Since the competition moved in down the street they now are selling draft domestic beer for $1, and they have a few $1 menu items, the burger and fries for a buck isn't bad...dancers are…

Yes, I review this club every few months, but it is a testimony to its value for money that I keep going back. I almost typed "quality" instead of value for money, but no…

Never was here before, wish I had read the ratings first. Biggest plus, nice looking club. Thats the only positive I can give it. Downside, girls are too pushy, spoke poor english. Hustle is one…

I liked this place a lot. A friend and I went and neither of us had been before or even heard of it except for this site. The place looks like a dump from the…

Still the same, a busload of foreigners get dropped, where are all the white english speaking wom en? The usual hustle, "your so handsome", that is so old. A few 6-7's but I am not into…

Was in town for a twins/yankee game several weeks back and went to the club around midnight. Have been there during the day and have had no complaints. Can not say that for…

Normally I hit Underground or Divas when I'm in the Eastern Panhandle of WV, but I decided to try something different this time and went to Paradise City 2. I stopped by too early…

yes, they are open again. was passing by, saw the lights so i stopped in. obviously the word hasn`t spread because there were only 4 customers (including myself). i figured that 4 customers & 3 dancers…

Ok here is my review on Christies. I figured since I have a little time off fom traveling for work I would have a good ole boys night. Arizona is my home, so why not…

Once you get past the ghetto outside and on to the parking lot you are safe. Make sure you stay by the clubs close to the highway. This is a town where the mayor was…

having become a semi-regular, i have avoided writing reviews. last night i was in at a `different time so i think i can stay objective. the club was full when i got there but was…