Reviews

Okay I go to Orchid quite frequently the club has a happy hour from 6 to 8 or 7 to 9 I never make it that early since my last post they've remodeled the club…

This was the best stop on a four club tour of Coco / Cape. The club is clean and the staff was friendly. The night I visited the dancers were working on a…

Decided to visit Vegas for some R&R and see what the deal was with a couple of strip clubs. Based on earlier reviews, tried the OG first. I got the free limo and…

My wife and I visited this club last week and as always it did not disappoint. There was a cover charge for us both, I think I paid $20 and she was $15 but there…

Hong Kong is by far the best strip club in the WORLD! I am lucky to live in San Diego so its only about 30 minutes away. I usually come down on Thursdays…

The club itself is very small, everything is out in the open, so no VIP rooms. There is no DJ, only a jukebox playing music that the dancers must insert money into to get songs.…

Decided to give Vegas strip clubs another chance and boy was I pleased. Little Darlings is the place to go! Got the free limo and cover (from a card) given by one of…

Wow. To be honest, this was one of the worst clubs I have been to. I was the only customer in there, so I got hounded as soon as I walked in. There…

visited here twice this week. Both times in the late afternoon. The club was pretty busy for a midday afternoon and there were a fair amount of girls. The girls were pretty…

this club continues to impress me. The biggest issue I have is the frickin music is cranked WAY too loud... the bass and subwoofer probably could be heard 3 miles away! That being said,…

I have been here a couple times now and the club is average. The club looks like somebodys house and even the front door was locked. The girls were all pretty social.…

Back in action..after a hiatus from the Detroit clubs and having been to Detroit and not going (and thinking that I had a testosterone imbalance) back with a vengeance. A bevy of beauties this…

Since my ATF quit I haven't gone as often. Was in town for a convention and decided to hit OG. Only saw one old timer there- Nikki. She has been working there…

After a "no go" @ bonita flats across the street (no one came by except for the good waitress) stopped at the end zone & a regular, friendly & ave. dancer came by for…

Louisville just passed an ordinance, starting February 1, 2011, that prohibits nude dancing, touching and tipping on stage. All the news reports said it prohibits lap dancing, also, but keep reading. I went…

This place was dead tonight. I visited between 730 and 900, and there were few dancers, mostly unattractive or enhanced (which kills it for me). There was one smoking hot brunette with an amazing body.…

After a disappointing visit to Club Fantasies (reviewed), I went to Desire. Much better -- beautiful club and the talent was far better. The club is more upscale than my last visit (a couple of…

Very disappointing -- its perch on the top of the regular "block bar" seems to be threatenend. Pros: (I only go weekend nights) -- bartenders, while a little pushy, are good people. Few problems re: fights,…

This review is a summary of two recent visits. The first was last Thursday fron 2-5 and the second was yesterday from 3-5:30. Cover was $5 and the bottled beer was $5.25.…

Well, I hate having to give a bad review of the club that introduced me to the wonderful world of single moms and women who just like taking their clothes off, but Sammy's has taken…

Place was not very crowded when I walked in, which was about 3pm. 1 dancer on stage who was talking to the only customer at the stage. There were 4 or 5 girls on the…

She was up on stage when I got there and she took her time to get around to my side. But when she got to me I kept her busy for a few minutes until…

Been to this club multiple times, there's parking in the back,you pay $10 to get in, you also have to buy at least one drink, there's also no dress code in this club, it's fully…

I love it! As soon as I got there, the first girl I saw...i wanted. Turned out she was the one that came up to me about 15 minutes later after Ihad a…

I paid a cover to get in, I don't remember if it was $5 or $10. There is a long bar near the door, and one stage downstairs. The black dancer that was on duty…

I started my night deciding between two clubs and decided to hit Alex's first. Admittedly I walked in to Alex's without high expectations for the dancer quality working here on a Tuesday night. While the…

Well here's the deal with this club. The girls range from very sexy to wow, she works here? But all in all it's a good time.…

Amber's is nice enough inside. The girls are attractive, and the lappers can be -- often, but not always -- pretty high mileage. But it's not >that< special, yet the cover charge was $7.…

I went there twice while on a business trip to Miami. Tootsie's is huge and the girl quality is by far the best that I have seen. The 2nd night was a lot better…

This place used to be a regular stop for me but had gone way downhill. What a difference new management can make. It was clean, well lit, and overall better than I have ever seen…

Went here for a friends bach party. Got in free with an event ticket. We got there pretty early in the evening so there were just a couple of customers up at the rail. We…

This club is close to Inner Harbor, and I've always walked there while in town on a visit. The club has 2 floors. It is a narrow, but long, club. It's possible to sit next…

Really wanted to visit the Penthouse club but was told by the cheetah's valet that PH and other clubs had been raided and shut down at least temporarily. Aw shucks. Cheetah's it was - and the…

Went to the Cannonball for the firts time on a Sunday night. Haven't been to many strip clubs before so I was curious to know what this one was like. No cover to get in.…

I don't know a Hannah but there is a Honey there who seems to fit the physical description but not quite the other. Honey is white, dark hair, body and face fit your description. Her…

The club is not truely in Torrance, but is really in the LA strip, but still not a bad area. It is visibly nice and clean and tries to be upscale. The girls were…

I guess I'm spoiled by traveling quite a bit. This club was a serious let down. First off it was PACKED. I mean PACKED. It was like a Wednesday night at 1230 am and there…

This afternoon was a good time to be at the 19th Hole. Bunny, Melissa, Amy, Sandy, Dawn, Shakera, and 3 other girls were dancing; after 4 PM there generally were two girls on stage at…

Nothing out of the ordinary for a Covington club. Certainly not up to the level of the Brass clubs in the great days, but not far off for today. The dancers and patrons are predominantly…

Most of the girls working in this club are skanks. The place is very expensive to hang with girls in a booth...40 bucks for 5 minutes. The first 2 times I visited the joint I…

Went here on a Saturday night to check it out after a hiatus. Decent looking dancers for the most part with 2 or three really hot dancers. Very little actual nude dancing while…

Decided to try out this establishment after reading some good reviews. First of all the place is hard to find. There is almost nothing distinguishing it form the surrounding buildings and I drove past it…

The outside of the building looks a little unkept and I was apprehensive going in. After putting the "coin" in the turnstyle (definitely the strangest entrance ever). I was in. Once my eyes adjusted to…

Tootsie's Cabaret is one of the most amazing strip clubs out there. The club is huge and has many stages as well as a VIP area upstairs. (By the way, I do not recommend paying…

In the downtown area about at the intersection with Penn Ave. $10 cover but very little hustle inside either for drinks or for dances. U shaped main stage allowing patrons to sit around it…

It was my first time in the club and I went in for $2 Tuesday's, all drinks are good and for $2, why not? Not a lot of girls on duty but one in…

I stop into Oasis before just about every flight out of Philly. The club is conveniently located not far from the airport. Since I always allocate an extra hour or so, if there…

I visited on a random Thursday night around 10pm or so. It's a really small place pretty much a bar centered around a stage big enough for two girls to dance at one time. Most…

Centerfolds is a classy gentleman's club in downtown Boston. Went down there on a Friday night after a business trip. This is definitely not the place to go for lap dances (not sure…

Was travelling through Morgantown this evening and was looking for a club to go to. Most clubs in town are closed on Wed evening but I knew that Fine Diamonds would be open from what…

I had a little time to kill before an appointment last nite so I stopped by for about an hour. I didnt get any dances but i did have a great time! I was surprised…

I was in town on business and decided to stop at this place on my last night since my hotel was across Jefferson Davis Hwy. I had read some of the reviews so I…

I went to Cowboys on a recent trip to Lexington. I arrived around 7 during a downpour and walked right in There were around 4-5 dancers working the stage. One was sweet,…

My second stop at Hollywood. Came by on a Monday night, got there before cover started at 6:45 pm. 6-10 girls on shift like last time I was there averaging in the 6-7…

I stopped by after work on a Wednesday there were 5 girls working. 2 were stick thin no boobs; the other 3 were bigger girls size 14+. One of the thin girls approached as I…

In case you haven't been here and haven't read other reviews about the place, here's a run-down. The outside is pretty plain, barring a strangely-placed palm tree in the parking lot. The inside is mildly…

I nearly walked out after 15 minutes, it was a really slow night. A dozen customers and three overweight dancers. Just as I was about to give up, a friendly, curvy brunette came out of…

I've been here several times now because of the quality of the girls and the club. The club is very big, the layout is very nice. The stage has two little runways and 5 poles…

Well been going to this club for over 30 years and it keeps getting better and better. You can go have a decent time for no so many big bucks. The girls are all very…

Went in on Thursday night around 10 to a pretty empty club. This is a BYOB club but its best to plan ahead if you want to drink. There is a small "convenience" package store…

Visited Mario after 6 months or so. I was there on Monday and was surprised to learn that they finally started having 2 for 1 deals like some other clubs in Rhode Island. It was…

i went a few months ago to sapphires with a couple of friends. we had all met up and none of us had ever been here before. we cabbed it over from the hotel (i've…

As mentioned, the layout isn't fancy, but I was impressed at how clean it is and it seems newly renovated. It's not in the safest of areas, so you don't want to waste much…

A mixed experience here. I'll tell you why . . . First, the neutral: mostly white dancers & white patrons when I stepped in on a Sunday afternoon ($5 entry fee). The club…

This is not as much of a dive as it once was. Years past, I would go in and be the only patron and maybe one drunk dancer. This night was pretty…

went here on a friday an seen some gurls that made me wonder if any gurl could be a stripper. I saw a girl that must been pregnant. lots of mexicanos dancing in…

This place is very high quality. Nice furniture, spacious, good lighting, music not too loud. If it wasn't for fully nude women on stage, it could be confused with a high end diner!…

I spent an afternoon at OG's this past Monday, Presidents day. Suffice to say there wasn't much going on from 1pm to 2pm. Four dancers and maybe one other customer and myself. I decided to…

I had not been to Dallas in over a year and stopped by BB 2 weeks ago on a Thrusday night. THe place was the same as i remembered it, very big with over…

Visited this place on a Friday evening before 9pm. Parking seemed fairly secure & lit. Not a classy place inside. No cover at that time at least. Somewhat darkly lit, there's a long…

The other reviews on this club is pretty much accurate. The talent at this club is the best in town...not debatable at all. Also there are always a lot of dancers on shift.…

One of the best clubs for the money anywhere!! Visit here whenever I am in the Lawrence area. The turnover rate of the girls is high but that just adds to the excitement…

Hit up Heavenly Bodies the other night. It was pretty cool but no extras at all. I had 9 two for 20 dances, decent grindage on some but that's about it. The girls were really…

Passing through Cannon Falls on the way from Rochester to Minneapolis, I stopped in Class Act for a drink and some scenery. It was my second time at this club, the first being a…

This is Ivy, a former dancer of Savannah's, and I must say I have taken a tour of the local clubs and have a true appreciation for this club! As a dancer, and a first…

Stopped in a a Saturday afternoon to see if anything was happening. To my delight Traci was working. Traci is this Buxom Brunette that has a body that is mezzmerizing. She treats you like a…

I gave this club a try on a Tuesday night. The cover charge was $13 and they do not sell alcohol. After paying the cover and walking through the door I found that…

I had a bad experience at Glory Daze...And, from what I later learned, most African Americans visiting this club will have a similarly bad experience. I wandered in after learning about it from a dancer…

Went to Treasures around 2:30 or 3:00 a.m. on Thursday night or actually Friday morning on Super Bowl weekend. I usually frequent SR when I'm in town and immediately noticed how much smaller Treasures…

After hearing of the 2/35 lap dance deal at Mario's on Sunday and Monday, I decided to make a trip on Monday evening, even though it takes over an hour for me to get there.…

first off i dont know why i even bother with this place. It is small and the talent is terrible. Basically it is a bunch of hippos in underwear. Three dancers were…

Was in NY for a conference couple weeks ago. FD's is still da bomb! Cover is $10 Sunday and $20 the rest of the week. Lots of hot Europeans as usual working…

I got back from SR and my visit was so-so. The girls there were mostly pretty hot, but the value was not great. I did get some dances and dropped quite a bit…

Everyone has their own opinions and no one is "right" or "wrong" in their reviews and beliefs so I respect each reviewer. I just read the review from wildman and I do agree with some…

Always a good time at Michaels. The club is well laid out with two LD areas and a VIP area. Don't really see the need for VIP unless you really need a lot of…

Went in Monday night around 7 at night. Only a few dancers, less than 6. Started getting more dancers around 8. Pretty wide selection of girls. Saw some old dancers from Ricks including Bella and…

HORSESHOE IS NOT CLOSED!The club still looks like a dump, but it has improved since these last reviews were posted. The girls are hot and very friendly. The price of the private dances are a…

Spent Sunday night in St. Louis so decided to check-out the strip club scene in Washington Park, IL. I pulled into the well lighted Dolly's parking lot about 11 PM and asked the bouncer/parking…

This is always a destination. I thought when they moved things would get more "formal" - they did, but that is a good thing. Been coming here for years and these ladies really…

Had been many many yeas since I stopped IN The Red Garter. I posted a review back in 2009 during the Poker Run. In it, I stated the dancers they brought outside to entice you…

First time visiting hb's saw some pretty good reviews and decided to pay a visit. Parking lot was well lit and plenty of spaces. Upon walking in first thing that strikes me is how small…

Stopped in Wednesday after work around 5:30 or so. No one at the door for cover so just went it to the left, which is topless and serves alcohol. Beer was $3.50 and place actually…

I dig this spot. There were plenty of dancers for the daytime and they were pretty nice looking and nice to talk to. All of them had ass for days!!!!! If you…

So I'm driving down Telephone and decide to check this place out. I walked in, and there were 5 asian women sitting around a table watching TV. I sat at the bar, and a…

Went to Hustler Club on a Weds night, $2 drink nite, including liquor. $15 cover per person, but if you have a couple drinks, makes up for it. About 15-18 dancers on shift,…

Club is very nice inside with numerous rooms and booths for private dances. The girls, at least on the night I went totaled only about 8 and were average, at best. They did…

Went to MBOT on a Tuesday evening and found about 12-15 dancers, mostly 7s, but a couple 8-9s. As with MBOT, the different rooms allow for a variety of entertainment. Spent about 20-25…

Had a session w Kianni. Boy she is awesome and nows how to work it. Guys, she's bit older but man she's got experience and well maintained. Lot of hip action and uses her hands…

Sorry for the delay in adding my review. Made a trip over late night on Thursday the 10th while attending a conference in Orlando. Arrived about 12:30 and hung around til almost 3 before I…

so much for night time too. in a previous review i mentioned that i'd stick to evening visits here. stopped in last week, only 3 dancers, one was a very tall amazon type, flabby and…