Reviews

This must have been my lucky day. Here's what happened. I was in the LAX area with an afternoon on my hands before I flew home, when I decided to make the trip…

Went to check this place out since I was in the area. Different sort of setup than I am usually used to for a club. Upstairs is the stage, with seating around it. Along the…

You need to go into this place with the right expectations. If your planning on going to a bar, you might as well go to one with girls walking around. ok dont call…

I have to agree with Gossage. Last time I was there I met Honey. She came over with a little conversation but once we got to the back her demenor completely changed. Yes, this is…

Gotta say, after all these years, this is one of those places, like Diamond Dolls in Plattsburgh, that does what it does and keeps on doing it, year after year, defining the limits of local…

So I am down on vacation and was trying to find something to do so I hit the town. I have been to this club about a year ago but it was under a different…

Just got back from a visit to Goldfingers. First stopped by the bar, which is also owned by Goldfingers. They only serve beer and wine, no liquor. The price of a beer was $4 and…

There were 6 or 7 dancers there on a Monday afternoon. They rated about 6-8, with maybe one 8.5. Admission was $11, which I thought was a bit steep for a slow daytime…

My first review. First off, this place is no longer "nude", but "pastie". A former dancer I know from here told me the place was on its way to closing, and I had to give it…

this club is close by my work so I often drop by during my lunch for their all day long six dollar ribeye special. two full stages, one catwalk, a semi-portable stage in side. semi-private…

went there for my friends bday after a club $1 fee was wierd especially when your twisted i had to ask to make sure if they made a mistake lol. some curtain type thing moved…

Wow talk about girls girls girls....they have a lot of very beautiful girls. Very friendly staff. The waitress' are hotter than some of the dancers. (I'd like to see them on the dance stage) Drinks…

Went in on a friday evening and was swarmed by a bunch of hotties, but all had the same agenda and try to get you into vip upstairs for $500 an hour. Wow I…

Visited early on a tuesday, not much going on, dancers outnumbered customers. After the first beer and watching the finally, I picked out the dancer of most interest, a black spinner I have months…

Fun afternoon at the SC. Looks like the employees have a good time. A couple of cute girls, mostly average, but pretty friendly. It seemed like they were calling the girls up every other song…

Stopped in Monday night. Medium crowd that went to a light crowd as the night got longer. Shift change at 9pm. Decent amount of dancers. Lena, Thais, Suelle, Debra, Goldie, and…

Went last Thursday evening. Was in business for a few days, and I like to check out the scene when I'm in town. Bogarts is a place I've come to like. Had…

Area: kind of hard to find in a sense, if you pass it you may end up right back on the highway accidentally. Parking next to the foxy which if you get there early enough…

Visited Sparky's on a Tuesday afternoon. I was not a member so had to pay my dues and fill out membership card. They took a copy of my license and said they shred it in…

Came in with a couple of friends from out of town who wanted to go to a Hawaii strip club so I took them to Femme Nu - reputation for being the best club in…

Was in here a couple different afternoons before the MO laws came into effect. Even still, they didn't show me much. The place is a little bit hard to find, in a part…

I stopped in here waiting for a meeting. Coke was 3.50 a glass. Dances were $10 per. There is no vip room and unknown whether extras were available. Five dancers on shift, best…

Went to HH last night. Had not been for a night shift visit in a long time, but received a text from a dancer I had been with before promising all kinds of fun…

While traveling through the area, I decided to stop and visit the Penthouse Club on a recent Friday afternoon. Mandatory $7 valet parking. Inside, the club is clean and beautifully appointed. Hard…

Been away for some time so it was time to visit a club! Arrived about 7pm, shift change, I was supprised this place never did a roll call since many of the dancers do…

Dropped in yesterday afternoon (@5pm) with a buddy for some fun. Immediately got an odd vibe because it was pretty dead. I guess we arrived at the end of a slow afternoon, so…

In town on business, and dropped by. Was slower than usually has been when I have been in town, pretty much a 1 to 1 dancer to customer ratio. Drinks are still too expensive to…

Went to Jenny,s lounge very clean place. Nice Korean Girls. I was looking for Mia but had to settle for Kymberly. Nice lady looks young but she is older. she was not really willing to…

The club is pretty easy to find even though it's a ways from town. The layout is not exactly perfect, but it's not bad. Stage in the middle, good sized. Couple pool tables on one…

I finally got a chance to get back to the PH after over a year away. I remember many of the girls there and there were a few new ones there too. Several…

Went on a Saturday night in January to BBF but I've been there plenty in the past. Had a great time with my friend. Things start to get crazy there after say 10 PM and…

This is not a long post, but just some questions about the Bird. I went by last week and spent some time with a cute blond named Synn. She is about 23yrs old…

Sunday afternoon, good time to visit. Probably only about 6 customers, about the same number of dancers. Sports on the tv. Upstairs closed roped off at the stairs. With so few…

This is my first visit to this club.Paid 11$ for cover.The club was clean and had decent number of girls ranging from too good to average. Most of the girls were not pushy asking for…

Quick after-work drop-in. 8-10 girls, most okay. Only show-stopper was the young, tight, hot, mocha Lily. Damn can she shake it - one of the few that can make me stand at attention…

On a recent visit to Portland I took myself on tour of a number of spots downtown and then also to Dancin Bare which is located along the light rail transit line about 15 minutes…

Went to mario's again two weeks ago. This has become my favorite club, the girls are friendly and pretty. All give good dances but i'm not constantly solicited for things i don't want,…

Was back in town for business after having been gone for many years. Stopped by Omar's with a decent sized group of my friends (about 9 of us) around 9pm. Paid the cover…

Decent strip club in Anaheim. They DO ask you to buy Lady Drinks but it is not required. There are really good coupons online and deals, such as 3 couch dances for $40. Dancers are…

My first strip club experience in Philly was good. Went to Cheerleaders on a Tuesday where it was $2 drink specials and 2 for $25 lap dances. The cover was $5 which was great. The…

Back in Vegas for a trip, so I decided to stay closer to Fremont and make a first time visit to OG. Had a buddy drop me off, so I avoided the cover. For a…

While on a business trip from Portland, I stopped in at The Office on the corner of Hwy 99 and Main in downtown Medford. I read the other reviews on TUSCL and didn't have…

The club Sweet Illusions should be renamed the “old pedophiles den.” I have been to this club a few times and the place is: very dirty, poor music and untalented dancers. The first things you…

Between work and bad weather, hadn't had a chance to visit on dayshift for a couple months. About 8 dancers working on Tues afternoon around 3 pm when I arrived. Couple of newbies…

Went here for some quick lap dances before a meeting. Staff was friendly and let me know which girl would suit me. One thing I didn't like was how open the private dances are. Quite a…

best strip club in all of houston!! white, black, n latin pussy!! big asses everywhere!! tips 4 a good time..1st of all, do not vallet..park yourself..dont be dumb. go before 9:00 pm..its free!! do not…

I had to check out this club. Most of the comments here were solid, but varied depending on the day of the week and the time of the day. It got me curious…

Dive, complete dive. Greeted by older woman who put a wrist band on my and took my cover. She made me put it in her cleavage. Not impressed. The bar was…

Went to the Golden Banana on Feb 28th, a Monday so I wasn't expecting too much, but I needed to relax after a bad day at work! First, full disclosure, I'm white, but I dig…

Dancers are pretty and are ones that I have seen at the club in Fargo. As others have said, the dancers are behind the bar on a stage. Tipping method is different than most…

Stopped by this club late in the evening...very close to where I live...had about 8-10 girls in the place...around 20 guys..very large place so you never feel crowded...they have a balcony area, not sure what…

I've never been disappointed with this club. There are always LOTS of very attractive dancers, even in the afternoon on weekdays. Most clubs don't bring out the first team until Friday and Saturday nights, but…

I have only been here a couple times and it has been pretty good for a smaller city bar. The girl's are friendly and the drinks are fair. Saturdays are the best because…

I went here to check out the club and compare to the other places in dallas, and this place rocks.... I walked in ($10 cover, when others are free) .... but once inside everyone is…

Paige is/was by far the most attractive dancer I have seen in any of the MD / DC clubs. As stated, if you were not a 'regular', you got air dances. It would take about…

Made a visit to Spearmint-Rhino this past Friday evening around 9:00. There were maybe 12 customers and as many dancers. The girls were ok, 5 to 7s, with no hotties. Some sported enhanced…

Visited on a whim while waiting on the wife to do some shopping. Met at the door by a girl, $5 cover and a $5 water (club minimum of one drink). Walked in to find…

Paid a visit on a recent Tuesday afternoon. This is probably one of the most popular clubs in Austin. The girls are pretty, the facility nice and the dances usually pretty good so…

My first time in this club. I thought the dancers were hot and slim mostly white but 2 very friendly black dancers. The bartender was the hottest girl there all legs with tight shorts &…

Other than Tropical Lei, this is my favorite club in all of OC/LA count. TL offers more mileage, but it farther away, and the dancers there can be pretty ugly nasty. XTC always has high…

The previous reviewer is right on. I don't know about the price increase. The table dances were $5, $10 to get into the VIP and $10/dance in the VIP a good value. Some of the…

Spent the afternoon last Tuesday at Cabaret Royale in Dallas. The club itself is fairly upscale, maybe starting to show its age a little compared to other upscale Dallas clubs but still a lot…

The club is located in the middle of a long industrial street which is a little run down, but overall not too sketchy. There's a small lot up front, but it's usually full (possibly…

This place has no quality control. It seems like they will let any girl who pays the house fee dance. If you can look past the ugly and big girls, there are a few…

I have been to this club before, and I like it, but today was not a great visit. There were only 3 dancers working. They were all pleasant and had good bodies. I got a…

I can echo what has been said about this place. Lots of good dancers at anytime. Best time to go might be during the day when its slow if you want personal attention. Good sized…

This was my first visit to Tropical Lei since HT closed own last month. The cover was $15 and I was in. The dancers were higher quality than I thought. It seemed to be a…

Finally gave this place a try, and I was not particularly impressed. I find it odd that there were 2-3 women on a stage at a given time, and they were all in full…

Went on a Saturday night with my boyfriend and some of his friends. The place wasn't packed but it wasn't empty either. I like the set up of this place. Stage in the middle with…

As far as the clubs in cape canaveral and cocoa beach go, this place is reliable to a fault. It is nowhere near as nice as Lido, but the drink prices are reasonable,…

Ask for Carrie. This club is the best local one to me. It is very laid back and dancers are friendly. I like how the bar tender isn't pushy! I have had one too many…

I'm probably what you would call a regular at this club so this review could be a little lengthy. Since moving to their new location it isn't what it used to be but probably the…

Big Yawn. Pass by here all the time and decided to drop by again. The hoe-hum attitude of the girls here is amazing! The only one friendly was the old gal at the door who…

I was in Bend for business and decided to try the Stars there as I regularly visit the Bridgeport location. Overall the club is pretty clean and kept up and most of the dancers were…

Chateau is a new club. It does not have the musty smoky feel of the average SC. I walked in around 3:30PM. Sat down and ordered a drink.…

After sampling Cheeks and the Living Room several times, I decided to visit Flamingo. Right off I will say, I doubt I will visit again. The club is fairly run down. The…

Went to Clancy's for the first time. Small bar, dance floor in the middle with bar space on either side. There is also seating behind the patrons sitting at the bar. Have seats and a ledge…

Had the fortunate opportunity to visit on two consecutive Friday afternoons. I hadn't been here on Fridays in a long, long time and was amazed by the talent level. I think there were about…

Was in town for business and decided to check out this place despite the average reviews. The club is a decent size with a bar at the entrance as you walk in the door.…

My second stop of the night and man did I make the right call. It is a very nice clean club with easily 35 women working. The dancers were all shapes and sizes…

OK heres the real story about this place. I think the last reviewer worked there. First off it is right off Rt 40 when heading east out of the city.…

I stopped in PT's on a slow Tuesday just before noon to kill a little time while visiting Louisville. The cover was five bucks. It took a few minutes for my eyes to…

Been frequenting titty clubs in south Florida recently. Tootsies is great for the selection. Literal meat market.my recommendation is to go VIP and get happy ending. Girls are vultures and attack. So, go test drive…

Absolutely worst club I've been to, mainly due to the super high pressure VIP experience. There were one rather attractive girl (7 or 8, mid 20's brunette) who came down, started the sweet-talk, rubby-rubby…

As an up-date to my prior post, I have been flying from Chi-town once a month to visit the PP for the past 18 months. I visited other clubs but still find the PP…

As others have said, BSC has the best eye candy in town. The value isn't bad, but I wish the VIP was a little more private and vip... I have a couple favorites just…

TOFTT last Friday afternoon, after reading only negative comments about this bar. To my surprise, the place is decent (for an old corner bar), beers are inexpensive, and the girls are pretty, sexy, and very…

So, after reading about this club here I dropped in to see what’s what. I was at O once over a decade ago and couldn’t really remember any details. Dropped in on a Tuesday at…

I spent two weekend nights at this club recently and had a good time. It is the safest and most upscale club in Washington Park. The parking lot is very well-lit and has armed security…

CHASIDY IS BACK!!! She's been gone a while, but I am sure a lot of customers will be flocking back to see her! For now, she will be doing afternoons on Mondays and Wednesdays…

Arrived with a friend to Just Enuff around 6 PM. I thought there was a $5 cover, but when we walked in the guy at the door said the cover hadn't started yet.…

We chose Little Darlings because it was one of the few all nude clubs in Vegas. This was the first time my friend and I had visited a club in Vegas. We arrived by car,…

Had a couple of great times here, have gone here many times. There is a $20 cover after 6PM, but you can get a free coupon from their website which will get you in…

Went in on a Saturday night during Mardi Gras. Actually,what drew us here was early in the day a petite brunette was standing in front of the club and she looked so good went back…

Within the last couple of months, this club has really improved. They've remodeled the interior, and gotten rid of a good amount of the dirty girls giving the place its bad rep. Shower rooms…

Have been to many strip clubs and this is among the best (and definitely the best in Morgantown). Cover charge was reasonable, now with the drink bar can also get refreshments while enjoying the lovely…

This place is not bad at all... The only issue I had was that there were not many guys there at 8:30pm... the place was a bit dead.. There was a mix of girls, some…

this place is pretty scary a lot of c-section scars smells funky but it's a good place to get off pretty cheep. it's very dark and seedy there is a small stage on one side…

I went to Irving with a friend after a movie. The club was packed not nearly enough chairs. It was one big room with a stage up front. Three pools on the…

I was passing by the City of Industry and decided check out one the clubs. I tried this place on a whim. The club looks classy. It isn't very big and there was only one…