Reviews

I actually like this club because it's pretty chill and the girls are not breathing down your neck for a private dance every 5 minutes. The only thing that struck me as odd was the…

Allstars is open for business. I saw a few cars in front of the club during the day and I decided to check it out. After a year lay off, the club has been totally…

I know I rated this kinda high...I really didn't enjoy the club, but I can't deny the attractiveness of the women or the decor...this club has re-opened and redone (slightly)...the booth are decent but expensive…

Went to the 5 again for the first time in awhile. I won't reiterate all the details of the club, partly because I was quite pissed, one of those after work couple of beers turning into…

Stopped by here around 8 pm while on vacation to see family. Was greeted at the front counter by a polite gentleman giving me the heads ups that there was only 2 dancers working…

i just came from foxes den tonight. i was shocked to see a girl working there named tina gannon. white girl. boobs. tattoo of a heart on her boob. im not going back there again.if you look…

I have started visiting this place more often. This place is a bar with no cost to get in. There are days where you will see a girl who is a 9 then there's always the…

This place is difficult to find. GPS was not too much help. Even once I arrived I was not sure I wanted to enter. Parking lot is small and in pretty bad…

some co-workers and i decided to give this place a shot because one of them had been here before. cover was 10 but they did give me a voucher for a free drink.…

It's been awhile since my last visit. While I didn't see my favorite dancer- Honey- there were plenty other dancers Saturday evening with variety breast/ass sizes to choice from. Most dancers approached with "want a dance".…

Visited this club again after a long absense to see if it had improved as it used to be one of my favorite clubs but left disappointed after only 30 minutes.I would not rate any…

Secrets is not the newest of clubs, but not shabby by any means, just not as fancy as some of the others. No cover, valet or back room charges at this time of day.…

The Office is a modest sized club with a blue collar feel to it. It is a bit run down but worth a visit if you are in the area. It…

Wanted to see how it was on a weekday in the afternoon, skip. Atleast there's no cover. Only a single large black dancer working the pole. Absolutely nobody else was there.…

Went there around 10 pm on a sat night with a friend. We wanted to try hofbrau but the valet was already full and the area around it is really shady so we decided…

Centerfolds is easily one of the best clubs in the area. They have friendly bartenders if you just want to pull up a seat at the bar, and a pretty large stage area to observe…

ok. so i have been a regular at the living room and i am putting in my second review!! this is probably as good as it can get for ohio clubs unless you go to some…

I usually visit Colorado after hours, after everyone is already drunk and ready to see some naked women. However the past few times I have went have been almost hit or miss. Anytime after 1am,…

Very easy to find and in a nice safe area. Ample free parking. paid $10 cover but if my brain was functioning properly I would have bought $10 membership. I found the layout a bit…

Alright i already wrote my review on this place but i had not been there since last winter so let me write about my last time there. the last time that i was there i…

Others have described the layout, so I won't. The main thing to know about this place is that it is not (necessarily) a "regulars" place. It's A no hussle place. The dancers aren't supposed to…

This is really a YMMV place. Today I stopped in at 5pm (maybe my 3rd time there) and couldn't get 1 girl to come to my table and talk to me. And the girls were…

After having read the reviews here, I gave this place a shot during my most recent trip to Chicago. I think I might have more favorable reviews if my GPS hadn't directed me through some…

Hadn't been here in two months, but was not disappointed. Only three dancers working on a Monday afternoon, Brooklyn, Fantasia and Jordan (I think?) Brooklyn was very cute, very nice body, great tits and a…

I stopped in on a Friday around 10PM. Cover is 4 dollars, dances are 20. Most of the girls are friendly and will approach you to chat. The dances are in a VIP…

Despite gas prices going up, mileage seems to be getting better and better at the Playhouse. Was there twice in the last two weeks (god, I really can't afford to keep this up!).…

I’ve been visiting Carl’s on and off for a few years now. For the most part, my experiences have been rather consistent. Sunday through Wednesday, the club is typically slow with anywhere from…

Hadnt visited in a while, but had the afternoon off and decided to stop in. In the past I have liked this club as the bartender was easy going and did not run over…

Good and Bads at the Hurricane Club 1st the clubs still small and run down. Lap dance area are in the back by the rest room and just your basic chair with a streamer acting as…

I visited this club and when I entered I was highly suspicious of having a good time. I was the only patron of this place and definately felt that I was going to have…

This was my first visit to a CA club. I had a great time. The girls were hot at 7 to 9. Good dancer quality too. The gils on stage would get nude for 3 song…

Got there around 6 on a Friday evening. There was pizza under a warming light near the door and since I wasn't going to have dinner until much later, it was a nice snack. Sat…

This place is great if you get the right dancer. I think I have decided that you just have to make sure you get a really aggressive girl if you want to have the best…

I don't know why this place gets such good reviews? I went for the first time in many years to what is now Follies. I had heard a lot of good things, but was really…

When I leave a club with a boner saying "oh my god" to myself repeatedly under my breath then it's safe to say I had a good time. The front of the club was a…

I guess I am becoming a "regular", as I stop by about every 2 weeks. Tonight I got there at about 9:00 and there were about 6 dancers and about 6 guys. Cover…

Made it back to TMC for the first time in several months. Overall it seems like the quality of the girls has improved since my last trip. I would say more than half of the…

First of all, I hate valet parking. I parked on the street and walked over. Pretty nice neighborhood, no worries. Club is deserted. Two other guys sitting in the place, one with a…

Decided to try it out around 9PM. Location of building appears to be safe. $5 cover to enter, I believe due to CT law there is no smoking inside, so they hang outside from time…

Im the type of female that enjoys drinking and live entertainment, these girls be looking good not only the dancers but also the females that go and watch these dancers. Dreams is the place to…

I went to Playhouse this afternoon, and a good time was to be had by the regulars. I brought some wine, and settled down at the bar. Within 5 seconds, I was approached by Erica.…

What the others say about this club is true. It is rundown. Restroom is not good and has no mirror. But the girls are extremely good looking. Some were unnatural and hot. So who ever…

Certainly a lot of things different about this place than back at Polekatz. While the dancers do keep their clothes on, some of them give really great lap dances and most of them even…

i arrived at tattletales on monday night on a recommendation from a local. The place is very clean(including bathrooms) and all the staff(wait/bartender) seem very friendly and helpful. The dancers are beautiful, pretty good bodies.…

This is a sister club to Lips and D'Girls. Lips and D'girls are both upscale (better looking girls, and more expensive). Frenchy's is more middle of the road in terms of affordability. THe entrance…

On an average night, Sammy's has a lot of girls working who are quite attractive and it may take a while to observe to get a look at all of the ones working that shift.…

Be very careful. The Lucky is an institution in San Juan. It used to be located next to a Police Station nearby, until sombebody at the Police Dept realized it was ridiculous enough to prohibit…

I can't say exactly how many girls were there, but as you would think, lots! Most are probably at least 7s. Had a dance from Kelly, super hot black girl, no mutual touching. Also, from…

I saw Information on Chachas sporadically throughout the internet and no real informative guide on how this place is so I wanted to write an accurate one. It is located in 3900 S Western Ave…

Hands down, one of the best clubs in the USA. I mean, no holes barred type of club. Lots of Russians, Cubans, Eastern Europeans, you name it. The girsls do whatever you want them to…

Went to the famous Spearmint Rhino. Not exactly a Vegas showclub but the chain club in Lexington had some decent looking dancers taking it all off. The prices for cover and drinks weren't too bad.…

I have gone to Lipps various times. The dancers are TOP notch, the best quality women in San Juan. They also carry a ton of attitude. Most of then don't do nude dancing, and in…

There are pluses and minuses to this club. Pluses... Friendly dancers who are very accommodating in the back room area. It offers fairly good privacy. Lapdance area offers good privacy. Stage dance area is good, and there are…

I was there on a Tuesday night. This is a good night to go if you want to have a great time and not spend much money. It is $5 to get in and beer…

Stopped into the the Clermont last week and enjoyed the visit. This place is a classic that everyone should visit at least once. It is a true hole in the wall but everyone…

The cover is still $3 for the afternoon. I have been here 5 times in the afternoon in the month of july. Last couple of times I have gone there has been a really cute…

I've been frequenting clubs in the area trying to find one that says "home" to be and Mons Venus said just that to me. There were some very pretty ladies in this club, but being…

Was in town for the bowling tourney and stayed at Harrah's which is literally across the street from this club - very convenient if staying at Harrah's. There is a minor league baseball stadium just…

I visited this place on a Monday evening around 6pm, it was pretty much empty with just 3 customers and 5dancers. The dancers were of mediocre quality, and surprisingly there was no DJ and…

Went to HK a few weeks ago on my semi annual visit to TJ but I am just now getting around to writing a review. The club is pretty much exactly like it was on my…

ive been to haks several times and never been disapointed.the dancers are friendly...some more than others but theyre like that in all strip clubs,beer is reasonably priced and they have one hott bartender..only complaint i…

Just inside the door is a cashier to cover your entry fee. When leaving, be sure to ask for a free pass for your next visit. Just inside is a large bar area with TVs…

By far the poshest strip club I've been to in the OC, if a little hard to find. It's a big building with fake columns and plenty of parking. $10 cover at the door. Inside…

Overall a good club. Doesn't look like much from the outside. The bar is a good size, fully stocked and prices are high, but that is to be expected. The stage is…

Nice club, dropped by one night on the way out of Chicago. No alcohol, which is disappointing. Sat off to the side since most of the good seats were taken and I didn't…

I've been trying to get to the Paradise for quite some time. My travels finally took we through Lawrence and I was able to check it out for myself. The club is located a few…

This is a small club that stands alone from other Valley Brook and 10th street clubs. I've only been a few times over the last year, but each time the dancers have been consistently…

The Electric Blue continues to be my favorite place. I might have to go back to being a regular visitor when I'm back home and not sampling the wares the rest of the country…

Loved this place purely for the $10 hands on lap dances. That is by far the best deal I've ever seen anywhere. The only thing that could have made that better was if the dancer…

After my disastrous time further up to the Island (see my last review), this place knocked it out of the park. Even on a Tuesday night, this place was terrific. Patron to dancer…

This place is definitely getting better. Not sure if its gotta do with the cut downs at PP the sister club, but I like the new vibe here. The staff r very friendly, the waitresses…

After a long night on the Block, I got roped into this place. Sat with Christine (I believe) and had a small drink. My plan was one and out. The dancer as I was ready…

You can find "Show Girls" in a small side-street near Les Halles. It's open from early afternoon to late evening, with a change in the girls around 7pm. It may seem quite expensive…

After reading a string of more positive reviews, I revisited HB last night. Without question, there has been an upgrade in the quality of the dancers. Most were very friendly (introduction and a…

The best I can really say about the club is that some of the girls were hot. Otherwise it was just ok. First off, it is a lot smaller than it used to be since…

Visited recently and had an enjoyable visit late Friday evening. There are many fine dancers that rate a 7-9 and they always have 7 dancers performing on multiple stages. The club is smokey though. Regarding…

My wife & I stopped in on a Tuesday nigh around 6:30pm until 8:00pm ( of course this was during shift change ).This place has a tables around the stage area and a lot booths…

So my second time here I came around 6:30. BAD IDEA! There was basically no one during the shift changes. The only girl that was even close to being hot never gave me any attention…

Not a bad little place! No pretentions, but everyone's respectful. The dancers are usually high quality, and everyone seems to be having a good time. As a female, the dancers there have always been friendly…

The place really sucks now. I agree with others that said that there is a decidedly bad odor floating around and that the bathroom stinks of old piss. There were seven dancers working,…

Inside this is a fairly decent club. An island dance floor with the bar attached at the back of the stage. It's well lit (which isn't always a postitive), and the music varies greatly.…

It's been a long time since I had been here, I was drinking at a topless place on beach blvd and decided I wanted to see some butthole naked girls so I drove over to…

I showed up late. The cover was still $10. I found a place at the juice bar and scoped out the place. It has a very country bar feel. Almost everyone in the place was…

Hadn't been to this joint in awhile but it is better than it used to be. They have a nice little room to get a lap dance and you can still get the peep…

Woah, this place has completely changed since it was the skyway. I've been looking for a Minneapolis strip club open during the day since I work nights and this was a perfect fit. I came…

This is now my new favorite club in Jax. The bartenders are hot and friendly if you are a regular. 2 for 1 on almost every beer abd drink all afternoon and reasonable prices. There…

I stopped by the rogue a recent afternoon; it was my first visit in over a year. And may be my last. What a boring place. I bolted after two dancers; the two I saw…

I arrived shortly after the club opened and was instantly attracted to a slender dancer on the stage. She was just finishing up her last song. I took a spot at the juice bar and…

This is a decent spot, looks alright inside but the club is pretty roomy. Lots of space to sit around in and the girls are ok . Not ugly or horrible but alright, I'm still…

Visited the club around 12:30 PM. Very slow and a very friendly cocktail waitress took my order. There were only few dancers and none looked attractive. After about 45 minutes lot more dances arrived and…

I had a great time at this club. The food was good, drinks were moderately priced, bar staff was fun, and the girls were HOT! I would definitely recommend Safari to anyone who has not…

For my first visit to a strip club, I wasn't impressed. My brother took me along with my husband and a couple of other friends. It was my 21st b-day bash. There were maybe 3…

had the chance recently to stop in, and see what all the fuss was about (the fuss being all the shitty reviews coming in for my favorite club).... I'll agree to a point, day shift has…

Visited Apple Bees, because of the restaurant name. It is located in downtown Nairobi, in a more sketchy area of town. The local taxi drivers know the name but not the actual location. Few times…

Showcase Theater suffered major fire damage on the night of July 31, 2011. I've been told by former employees it will be out of commission for anywhere from a month to an entire year.

Well another trip across the border and I was not disappointed as usual. Parked on the US side, walked across and took a cab into the club. sunday afternoon at 2pm and it was fairly busy.…

so was in vegas this past weekend to have a little fun and, as usual, I found myself at the Rhino late on Friday night. The hotel tried to send me in their own car…

After my last visit, I had about decided to stop writing positive reviews about this club. That's because when I went to the downstairs bar for my favorite spot against the back wall, about three…

Casa Diablo, the home of the devil, is quite possibly the best strip club in Portland. A dollar goes a long ways at Diablo, and not just because of their fairly priced drinks. The world's…

Worth a stop. This is actually a pretty nice club (not just for Gary, but in general.) There are a good number of girls and some of them are pretty hot. Just be prepared, when…