Reviews

after irene swept through on sat nite/sun (half hour of which was spent hunkered down in my closet with a bottle of wine during a tornado warning) monday dawned clear and bright with that pronounced…

found myself on the strip with some time to kill on a slow afternoon when i ran across the og. being local got free admission in the afternoon so fifured what the hell but guess…

I had an appointment cancel so I went into the Foxy to kill time and have a drink. Here are some random points form my visit: Heinken was $6.75. It was early afternoon and it was dead.…

Not sure which club BDMC visited, but it was NOT the Interstate Body Shop. The girls were hot, when they were 18 in in 1996. Other than the mis-matching seating apprently scrounged together from flea…

Good lord, usually I expect a little lower standards on a weekday afternoon, but this was bad even by block standards. One cute black girl (who was on stage and I wasn't willing to…

I have hit quite a few other clubs in this area and they all have good days and bad days. I was told Penthouse was a more "upscale" club then many of the others…

How did I miss this gem? I don't think I ever realized that The Block is somewhere other than just Baltimore Ave. This will probably be the first spot I hit every single…

I went on a Tuesday night. The place is a really cool set up and if its not crowded the lap dances are great, in these private couches with curtains the girls close up. Athena may…

I went here to watch the NCAA final. It was dead and the girls were just hanging out. about 8 girls on staff, half white, the other mixed, mostly beat looking. It was the first night…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon around 5 o'clock. Club is easy to find off the highway. Ample parking lot was nearly empty. $7 cover, said 2 drink minimum by the door, but apparently…

like everyone else said this club is very small.but anyway i came here on a saturday night after work and it was 20 bucks for the first time. There were a lot of girls here…

Nice club always enjoy stopping by and checking things out. Cowgirl is Candy and she was my favorite till she quit. By far the best looking girl here. Have to check things out again. The…

Went on a Tuesday night. Not real crowded but plenty of people there. Parking lot was very well lit and easy to find. Club was clean for the most part. Very…

I finally met jersey. I have to say I was not impressed. She looks like a wsw. On a sw scale she looks 7. Yes she has nice bolts on but she has milage on her…

Great floor staff. I love how they have a bar separate from stage. Smoking patio with bar. Free shuttle bus that will pick you up and drop you off! The waitresses and bartenders are hott!!…

ok place to go...... lets say you dollar goes a little further here than other clubs... went in in the afternoon was really board the girls are hung over and waiting for the night to…

Stopped at Christie's on a Friday night with a golf group. We paid the $200.00 for a private area upstairs with our favorite bottle of vodka. The girls were paraded to us.…

I got a late start on a trip north out of Atlanta and knew that a stay in Charlotte was most probable for me. I quickly found some reviews of Charlotte clubs and found this…

Have been here many times but never on a Tuesday night. Listen -- the $2 drinks and the 2 for $25 dances are a great value! Sort of thought the girls would resent the…

I came to Minneapolis for work. I had some free time to kill downtown before dinner and decided to check out a local SC. Thanks to TUSCL I chose dreamgirls as it seemed to be…

By far the best club I’ve been to. You may find other clubs that can beat this place in any particular category, but The Blue seems to have the knack of excelling across the…

I've driven by this place hundreds of times, but never stopped in. I avoid like the plague any club attempting to cater to "gentlemen." Much like Groucho refusing to join any…

Recently stopped by Mons Venus, on a Monday afternoon, about 3 pm before leaving town. Paid 20 dollar cover, a little high for daytime cover, but drinks are cheaper, only 2 dollars for Mons…

The Flight Club has become a gorgeous venue with the recent transformation of the club into a casino and strip club. Unfortunately it appears that there were too many shenanigans going on in casino management…

Not much to choose from in the Golden Triangle area but this one is not that bad. Dancers were average, mostly 6s to some 8s. I went before any cover charge so I'm…

As the previous review mentioned this place used to be a restaurant so the furnishings are pretty nice. No cover that I've seen and you are usually greeted by one of the girls when you…

No poles so only stage dancing - the girls at this night were not that good, but I was in for a good time, so I got a couple of lap dances. You can try…

My 3rd time in Dallas my first time at a Dallas strip club, I've been to Houston a few times and kind of expected a similar experience ala treasures. It wasn't anywhere…

I stopped by Sinbads on Tuesday night at about 7 PM. There was no cover. There were about 4 guys sitting around the bar and about 5 girls working. They danced a…

I've always been the first to report when dancer quality diminishes, so don't let it be said I'm unfair when I report I was pleasantly surprised on my most recent visit. Of course it's…

Although Desire opens at noon, the dancers aren't required to be there until 1:00 if it's going to be a shift for them. So, most don't actually show up until about 12:45 and there isn't…

I stopped by X on my way home after a Tuesday night east side club tour. I got there at about 11 pm and there was a good crowd for a Tuesday night, around…

The Penthouse Club is an oasis on the 8 mile strip. Very clean and generally friendly club with lots of girls. Lately there seems to be a lot of transition with many new faces every…

I live near this bar and have gone twice. Years ago it was a friendly, fun place with a lot of young eastern European girls but it have gone down hill since then.…

Linving in North Jersey, this is one of my favorite places to go. The building is nice enough and the management is not intrusive. The quality of the girls is good and I…

Dancer consistency has gotten a lot better lately at least on Saturdays. Since my last review in June, the number of dancers on Saturday has been at least 7 each time. Friday has…

Third visit to Club Wax. Obviously an all black club, but I don't mind going there as a white man...have never felt threatened at all, and actually all the staff, clients, and girls have…

This club remains a good place, but the quality of girls is about as low as I've seen it in a long time. There are a few hot girls, but more and more of…

All black club in a seemingly safe industrial area with well lit parking. Arrived at 3 PM on a Saturday. Got frisked by white security guard upon entry but got in with no…

Arrived around 4 PM on a Saturday and could hardly get a parking spot. Attendant charged me $5 for self parking and another $5 cover to get in. Enter the club and WOW!…

While on vacation I went to the club on a Friday night in July. Cover was $10 and the club has a pretty good layout. Plenty of dancers and an overall good atmosphere…

another visit to the BBF.... always an adventure....always a great time. semi-regular here but during the day shift, hadn't been in the evening in many years. VERY different clientelle... challenging to get a dancers attention.…

The one thing I really like about Crazy Horse III is the layout. Everything is centered around the main stage as it should be and the stage is raised at the perfect level where no…

I have been here several times and love the place. Usually never full with lots of girls and they go from a 4 to 8's (one is close to 10 but on day shift).…

So this place used to be called Rush Hour but now it's Risque. Apparently, it's owned by the same people as Rouge and Secrets. The way I found this out was when I was at…

Weird. I’m shocked that I haven’t reviewed the King of Diamonds since about 22 months ago. Well, it hasn’t changed a whole lot. Same neon beer light décor, same two stages, same female DJ…

Read a lot about Baby Dolls here on TUSCL. Opted to park my own car, parking lot was well lit, paved and large. I think it was a Tuesday evening so it was…

I have been to Scruples a few times. One thing I learned is that the talent can vary WIDELY between visits. There are a lot of Eastern European girls who are quite attractive. When you…

Got to the club around 5 p.m. on a Friday afternoon. There was no cover and free parking, and the area is off a main road along a road with trucking and other similar…

I rated this club a 10 in physical because it is top notch as far as looks goes. I was very impressed. Seeing how the inside of the club looked, I figured there…

I went to this club on (post Irene) Sunday. Probably bad choice of day. I easily found a parking spot in front of the club. Since I arrive around 10:30, cover was $20. So as…

I haven't been here in a while but there were a couple of new dancers. It's still the neighborhood bar. They actually checked ID's when I came in. But they have some…

Sucked!!! This club used to have some better dancers and the mileage used to go alot further. This club is under new management (same owner though, just changed up some things.)…

I went in on a Tuesday night while in Kalamazoo for business. The facility itself is not top notch but not shabby at all. Everything is up to date. The drinks were…

Me and a buddy went on a Sunday night expecting very little as we've been before and weren't that impressed. We were pleasantly surprised. Cover charge was $8, which was a little high,…

Went there again last Sunday evening. Went with a group of friends. It was one of my friend's first time so we had to loosen him up. Half way through it he was teaching us…

I was driving through town and found this place stuated on the North side frontage road of I-40, in a strip of motels. It's easy to find and it's proximity to my hotel was a…

This club has a certain appeal. I haven't been there since it was redone but I used to go here somewhat frequently. For me, it was hit or miss. There is a…

Went to see the old gang from HT. If you read one of my older reviews of paradise showgirls I spoke of becoming jaded in strip clubs. Well I have to say seeing…

My first time at American Bush has lead me to believe this could be a problem. It went far and above my expectations. Or rather she did. I was skeptical, I head they went pasties…

I have mixed feelings about CH3. I have hit this club about a handful of times alone and with friends. A couple of visits were great while the others were a waste of time and…

Come for the free steak, stay for the best selection of dancers in Austin. Free (or cheap) food, lots of cold beer, lots of friendly and very, very hot women all add up to a…

This club is great. In the city and close to everything. I had a great time they could have been more girls. There were a ton of people in town for some reason and for…

The previous reviewer provided a good detailed description of the club so I won't repeat it. I stopped by on a Saturday evening around 10 pm, and the place was pretty much dead. There were…

If I would rate this club based on my first 10 minutes, it would be a 'never go!' Good thing I stayed. It got MUCH better. Let me start with it was a late…

You walk in and the bar is right in front of you, coat check to your left. The the stage is to the left past coat check. Longish bar goes off to the right, The…

I went on to Spearmint Rhino City of Industry from another busy club in the area. It was just past midnight on Saturday. Like all the Spearmint Rhino clubs this is a classy facility. There…

I received an interesting message from someone I don't know from this site named bellsdoubleipa He is a confessed regular at Kahoots who had also found my least two favorite dancers to be not worth a…

If I would rate this club based on my first 10 minutes, it would be a 'never go!' Good thing I stayed. It got MUCH better. Let me start with it was a late…

My wife let me visit Little Darling without her on my trip to Vegas and I enjoyed myself for the most part. Club is fully nude, but no alcohol which is a big deal…

Went on a friday evening with a friend. first time i have ever been there. I had a great time. The mix of dancers was not that they all seemed to be my type which…

I went to follies to check it out have not been their since last year, all i can say is wow i waited to long to go back. found a seat along the wall. the…

I almost gave up on this club after couple of disappointing visits. This time it was better. Visited the club around 1.00 PM on a friday afternoon and it was fairly busy but all the…

Really have had pretty good experiences at BE the last couple of times. Crowds are up, maybe because it was 2 for 1 dances and $2 bottled beer day. But it's more fun…

I was surprised to enjoy myself at this club. There are a lot of girls, dances are ok with only a few that are worth watching. But quality of the girls is good considering the…

I stopped in at the 800 club one evening after work. Thought I had stumbled on to a hidden gem. I have lived nearby for months and never stopped in, thinking it was just a…

HAK's is becoming my regular lunch time stop. Visited HAK's last week, reconnected with a girl from 2 weeks earlier. I think her name was Anna. She is a typical girl next…

Stopped in last week for a beer and some conversation with Chyna. It was before noon. I was the only customer. Chyna took off her clothes and coaxed me into a couch…

Hey sc fan. Stopped into solid gold last night. overall the place isn't too bad, very bright and well lit compared to other clubs, which is a good or bad thing i guess. Were…

This visit was mid afternoon on a weekday. Parking and admission were free, with very few open spaces to park outside. The only tables open were in the pool area and all the…

My first visit to The Candy Shop was impressive. This trip was not. Arrival was early afternoon with free parking and admission. The place was nearly empty with only one girl on…

This was my first visit to Goldrush and due to time constraints it was a short one. It is easy to get to off the interstate. This was an early afternoon visit with…

I popped over Cheetah's after watching the Braves get clobbered. Admission is free with same day sports ticket stub. The club is upscale, though many of the patrons had on shorts and t-shirts.…

Amazing place. For all those guys wanting to take there GF/Wife to a stripclub and "Experiment" a bit, this is the place. I took my GF to the club around midnight…

This is by far my favorite club. It has a nice interior with comfortable chairs and a nice fully stocked bar. The club has it's main stage in the corner of the room…

Went to Mario's on a Monday. Its a nice club, but VERY dark. The bar is the immediate right when you walk in and the stage is on the left. Behind the…

I was in Vegas for a week during spring break, so I decided to check out Sam's. It is known as a Local's club. Most of the girls are between 28-34. There is no…

I was trying to decide between Hollywood and here. I didn't want to spend a lot, so opted for MK. Turns out the cover was $10, most ever here and same as Hollywood,…

Plenty of girls at nights. Also not a bad selection around happy hour. Seems to be a bit of everything ebony, latin, white ect. Table dances and private dances available. Multiple girls on the stage…

Nice place, clean and well cared for, lots of neon. Girls were above average and there were about 10 or so. Two stages, one main and one satelite. They will do a a dollar dance…

I usually like to give this place great ratings, as I used to love it. But the quality has really gone down since i last visited. most of the girls were not that great looking.…

The Landing Strip has been one of my favorites strip clubs lately. I typically visit during the afternoon but this time I had an opportunity to stop in and check out the night shift.…

Made two visits on a Saturday to my favorite Montreal hangout, Cleos. The Cafe Cleopatra is located along the former red light of Boulevard St. Laurent, and is a the lone holdout against the pending…

I hadn't checked this place out yet, so I figured why not check it out on a Monday afternoon on a day where dances are $10. Standard routine like Bogarts and H8S, that is,…

If I had been in the mood for eye candy alone, I would have gone to Bourbon Street. But I wanted something more, and Centerfolds has been a disappointment lately, so I went to HiLiter. Ladies…

Stopped by to check on how things are going. A bit of a strange joint. in the evenings it is a relaxed, chill place great for reading or discussions. Strip Club plain and…

Overall good club. Girls were attractive and attentive. Lapdances for $20, which was a good value. The dancers are pretty classy, some are gorgeous while others are just okay in my opinion.…

This was my first visit to a club in Richmond and I'm glad I chose this one. This is the kind of laid back, booty club I like. The only downside is that…

Pretty girls, good contact, but very bare bones establishment. Mons Venus is obviously catering to one thing: the man who wants to go to a strip club and get a good lap dance from…

I stopped into the newly renovated Show Palace. They certainly spent a lot of $$ and it shows! The stage is nice. It is a long stage with under floor lighting and a…